NationStates Jolt Archive


And today's Darwin Award goes to...

Congo--Kinshasa
02-02-2007, 16:37
...this guy. The dumb-ass robbed a gun shop (or tried to) with a machete. It doesn't take rocket science to figure out what happened next! :D

Linky (http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/latest/200702021558/man_shot_after_threatening_gun_shop_worker_with_machete_sent_to_jail)
Farflorin
02-02-2007, 16:39
What a moron! :p
German Nightmare
02-02-2007, 17:15
Since he's still alive, he does not qualify for a Darwin Award. Unless he took a shot to the groin and can't reproduce any longer...
Catalasia
02-02-2007, 18:11
Why is the guy who shot him getting a firearms ... thingey? I mean, seriously, someone threatens you, you shoot him in self-defence, and they get mad at you for doing it with a firearm? :confused:
Peepelonia
02-02-2007, 18:14
Hehe I used to be a butcher years ago, one bloke come ito the shop to rob us. Not with a Gun, I live in the UK, but with a knife. Prat, we made him change his mind when three of us picked up the choppers!
Myrmidonisia
02-02-2007, 18:14
Hehe I used to be a butcher years ago, one bloke come ito the shop to rob us. Not with a Gun, I live in the UK, but with a knife. Prat, we made him change his mind when three of us picked up the choppers!

What trouble you would find yourselves in nowadays. From the little I see about crime in the UK, criminals seem to have the rights to not be harmed or scared in the commission of a crime.
German Nightmare
02-02-2007, 18:21
Hehe I used to be a butcher years ago, one bloke come ito the shop to rob us. Not with a Gun, I live in the UK, but with a knife. Prat, we made him change his mind when three of us picked up the choppers!
Did he take off or did the butcher have a "Today's special" that day?
Rejistania
02-02-2007, 18:42
What trouble you would find yourselves in nowadays. From the little I see about crime in the UK, criminals seem to have the rights to not be harmed or scared in the commission of a crime.
that isd called diplomatic immunity and exists in most nations :)\end{hijacktrolling}
Harlesburg
06-02-2007, 02:54
Since he's still alive, he does not qualify for a Darwin Award. Unless he took a shot to the groin and can't reproduce any longer...
Nah it was a gut shot.
Sad thing is that the gun shop worker got arrested and charged for shooting the bastard.
Socialist Pyrates
06-02-2007, 03:04
Nah it was a gut shot.
Sad thing is that the gun shop worker got arrested and charged for shooting the bastard.

if the knife wielder was no longer a threat shooting him would then be excessive...

years ago in my uni days I had a part time job as a bouncer in an all night pizza/bar...one night we had some unsavory types pull out their knives when we ejected them...wrong thing to do in a place where 18 inch pizza knives are the favoured kitchen implement...
Gun Manufacturers
06-02-2007, 04:17
if the knife wielder was no longer a threat shooting him would then be excessive...


The article doesn't go into too any details about when the would-be robber was shot (whether he was still a threat or not). Hopefully a follow-up article will shed more light on that subject.
South Lizasauria
06-02-2007, 04:36
Why is the guy who shot him getting a firearms ... thingey? I mean, seriously, someone threatens you, you shoot him in self-defence, and they get mad at you for doing it with a firearm? :confused:

The US justice system wants us to all be defenseless so they make it against the law to defend yourself. :confused:
The Confederate State
06-02-2007, 05:46
Its for your own good of coarse. In fact, its your own fault for being robbed, since obviously soceity made the man try to harm you.
Jordaxia
06-02-2007, 05:51
What trouble you would find yourselves in nowadays. From the little I see about crime in the UK, criminals seem to have the rights to not be harmed or scared in the commission of a crime.

In the history of our reasonable force laws, only 5 people have been charged with them. One of them (perhaps the most famous example) shot a burgler in the back with a shotgun as he tried to flee empty handed, and another example was after the criminal was flung into a pit for several days for their crime.