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Fantastically hilarious!... but also kinda scary.... (http://www.priory.com/paeds/101%20ways.htm)
My friends found this in a leaflet at college, and we were laughing on the train about it. Googled for a linky, and thought I'd share :D

Firstly, anyone taking relationship advice from a leaflet should not be in a relationship. Full stop.

Secondly, suggesting "propose marriage" is so very very wrong.

"If you're physically attracted to someone and want sex.... don't do that; get married!! because that's so much less serious, needs far less maturity, is definitly not a ridiculously big and life-changing decision.... and obviously, if you're reading this leaflet, you're perfectly ready! and a marriage proposal should always be based off a leaflet's advice!!"

Thirdly, it's just really really funny :D Here are my favourites:

Go for a long bike ride
Walk arm in arm in the woods [has to be arm in arm... :p]
Play a game of frisbee
Relax in a jacuzzi [cos that won't make you want sex..... ]
Go shopping for food [fun fun fun!]
Touch each other in a loving way [again, "loving"... ? ;)]
Do homework together
Wash each other's cars (or bikes !) [I love the enthusiasm!:D ]
Go fishing
Cut each other's toenails [Loveeeely... :p It's kinda a sign that you're in love and feel comfortable... but not the best way to share the love :p]
Talk on the telephone
Respect each other [Really?? You're supposed to respect your partner?? :eek:]
Give each other sexy looks
Laugh at something funny together ["Tonight, we're gonna go laugh at something! I know it's kinda adventerous, but I really think it would be fun!"]
Send a funny card
Share an ice-cream
Wash each other's hair


(Nothing wrong with any of these things.... but as replacement for sex, or ways to channel lust/love/whatever, or just as suggestions for what to do.... I just can't imagine anyone reading this and seriously thinking "good idea!" :p)

Interesting..

Fantastically hilarious!... but also kinda scary.... (http://www.priory.com/paeds/101%20ways.htm)
My friends found this in a leaflet at college, and we were laughing on the train about it. Googled for a linky, and thought I'd share :D

Firstly, anyone taking relationship advice from a leaflet should not be in a relationship. Full stop.

Secondly, suggesting "propose marriage" is so very very wrong.

"If you're physically attracted to someone and want sex.... don't do that; get married!! because that's so much less serious, needs far less maturity, is definitly not a ridiculously big and life-changing decision.... and obviously, if you're reading this leaflet, you're perfectly ready! and a marriage proposal should always be based off a leaflet's advice!!"

Thirdly, it's just really really funny :D Here are my favourites:

Go for a long bike ride
Walk arm in arm in the woods [has to be arm in arm... :p]
Play a game of frisbee
Relax in a jacuzzi [cos that won't make you want sex..... ]
Go shopping for food [fun fun fun!]
Touch each other in a loving way [again, "loving"... ? ;)]
Do homework together
Wash each other's cars (or bikes !) [I love the enthusiasm!:D ]
Go fishing
Cut each other's toenails [Loveeeely... :p It's kinda a sign that you're in love and feel comfortable... but not the best way to share the love :p]
Talk on the telephone
Respect each other [Really?? You're supposed to respect your partner?? :eek:]
Give each other sexy looks
Laugh at something funny together ["Tonight, we're gonna go laugh at something! I know it's kinda adventerous, but I really think it would be fun!"]
Send a funny card
Share an ice-cream
Wash each other's hair


(Nothing wrong with any of these things.... but as replacement for sex, or ways to channel lust/love/whatever, or just as suggestions for what to do.... I just can't imagine anyone reading this and seriously thinking "good idea!" :p)

Reading this sounds like it was written for teenagers. Help each other with their homework? WTF? I haven't had real homework in years, and my "homework" I do have would require a backgroun in international monetary agreements to help me with.

This looks like something put out by one of those "no sex until marriage" groups.

Go horse riding-:confused: How does that say "I love you"?

Make a list of things you like about each other- creepy

Talk on the telephone- Why would you want to talk to someone you're dating? That's inane. Then again, what else are you going to do if you're not having sex.

This looks like something put out by one of those "no sex until marriage" groups.
Well, yeah :p

The whole idea is kinda amusing to me... but this, especially so :p

you know i love it :D

especially that "respect each other" one..... yeah right! :rolleyes: :p
;)

If you and your girlfriend or boyfriend haddecided to wait before having sex...how would you let the other person know you loved her or him?

Propose marriage

"honey, you want to wait until marriage in order to have sex, right?"
"of course"
"so....will you marry me?"

:p

All in all, a pretty silly list.

Edit: Wait, the OP already mentioned that...damn my reading comprehension skills.

I am not really sure how most of that "shows love" but, I guess if you think they do and your partner thinks they do then whatever.

I mean do I love everyone I sit in the movie theater with? no. In fact, most of them I loathe, not love.

This leaflet was inspired by one produced in
Iowa,USA. We ran a competition in Milton
Keynes secondary schools and youth clubs
and in one of the local papers asking for
people's answers to the question:

If you and your girlfriend or boyfriend had
decided to wait before having sex...how
would you let the other person know you
loved her or him ?

although the "propose marriage" did crack me up.

I dunno about it being for teenagers. Shopping for food isn't something we typically do, and most of us don't own cars. (Much less wash them.)

What? No cunnilingus?

you know i love it :D

especially that "respect each other" one..... yeah right! :rolleyes: :p
;)
I know!! Our relationship is built on a foundation of never ever respecting each other, and it's lasted almost a year!! Proof to avoid respect at all costs! :p

I am not really sure how most of that "shows love" but, I guess if you think they do and your partner thinks they do then whatever.
Yeah... just not because this leaflet reccomended them :p

I dunno about it being for teenagers. Shopping for food isn't something we typically do, and most of us don't own cars. (Much less wash them.)
Then you get to wash your bikes together ;)


Probably is aimed at teenagers, considering it was a leaflet in a college.

What? No cunnilingus?

how do you show love without having sex?

Oral! Hey kids, it's technically not sex!

Yeah... just not because this leaflet reccomended them :p

well, I feel loved when my husband respects me, and listens to me, and takes care of me when I am sick, but I wouldn't exactly recommend to people who are needing to feel love "hold her hair back when she is puking, that's a way to show love" :p

What? No cunnilingus?

Wouldn't that fall under "touching eachother in a loving way"?

I am not really sure how most of that "shows love" but, I guess if you think they do and your partner thinks they do then whatever.

I mean do I love everyone I sit in the movie theater with? no. In fact, most of them I loathe, not love.



although the "propose marriage" did crack me up.


This calls for Meatloaf!


http://www.qgm.com/meatloaf/lyrics/paradise.html

I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive

This calls for Meatloaf!


http://www.qgm.com/meatloaf/lyrics/paradise.html

:D I feel like that some days.

102. Kill her and consume her brain!

:D I feel like that some days.

That's one of my all time favorite songs.

...Rhonda grabbed his massive, throbbing, quivering, lubed-up appendage at the root and whispered "Here it comes". They sighed with mutual satisfaction and relief as they felt and heard the little *click* sound made by the nailclippers as they bit through his massive toenail...

Wouldn't that fall under "touching eachother in a loving way"?

Point.

i found some kind of cute and others rather funny.

but i could use it for when i'm in my refractory period.:)

That's one of my all time favorite songs.

I sing it to my husband when he is getting frustrated with me

"do you love me? will you love me forever? do you need me? will you never leave me?"

I get about that far before he laughs and says "wrong part of the song"

and then we get along again.

...Rhonda grabbed his massive, throbbing, quivering, lubed-up appendage at the root and whispered "Here it comes". They sighed with mutual satisfaction and relief as they felt and heard the little *click* sound made by the nailclippers as they bit through his massive toenail...
Hah, wonderful :D

Restraining Orders are another way of saying "I love you"

I posted this as a new thread, but somehow it didn't appear. Thought it was system error but it turned out to be the work of some inarticulate mod who can refuse to approve new threads. So I'm left with no choice but to hijack this thread and post it here. This is the only forum I've seen where new threads have to be approved by mods to be shown. Power hungry mods perhaps? Whatever.. I hope at least one of the mods is educated enough to be able to post a reply to this.

You've already had your rant posted in the Moderation forum. Where a Mod has responded to you. You've also posted the same thing repeatedly in the NS roleplaying forum, and ignored my nice polite response (http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516646) to you.

Now stop spamming up other forums when you have your thread in Moderation, or you're going to lose the use of yet another account.

If you can't be bothered to read, I won't be bothered to continue to be patient with you.

NationStates Forum Moderator
HotRodia

You've already had your rant posted in the Moderation forum. Where a Mod has responded to you. You've also posted the same thing repeatedly in the NS roleplaying forum, and ignored my nice polite response (http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516646) to you.

Now stop spamming up other forums when you have your thread in Moderation, or you're going to lose the use of yet another account.

If you can't be bothered to read, I won't be bothered to continue to be patient with you.

NationStates Forum Moderator
HotRodia

buh?

You've already had your rant posted in the Moderation forum. Where a Mod has responded to you. You've also posted the same thing repeatedly in the NS roleplaying forum, and ignored my nice polite response (http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516646) to you.

Now stop spamming up other forums when you have your thread in Moderation, or you're going to lose the use of yet another account.

If you can't be bothered to read, I won't be bothered to continue to be patient with you.

NationStates Forum Moderator
HotRodia
This is what you do instead of sex?

~snip~

I like you. You're silly. :)

Oh, and as for the original subject, nothing says 'I Love You' like kidnapping someone, shaving off all her hair, covering her with chocolate syrup and whipped cream and taking photographs before leaving her in the dessert 200 miles from anywhere. :)

Oh, and as for the original subject, nothing says 'I Love You' like kidnapping someone, shaving off all her hair, covering her with chocolate syrup and whipped cream and taking photographs before leaving her in the dessert 200 miles from anywhere. :)

You forgot the electrical tape.

This is what you do instead of sex?

He is a mod, we underlings should not question his activities. :cool:

He is a mod, we underlings should not question his activities. :cool:

Each to their own, I suppose

Wow... this is like an email I got 10 years ago (Dear God I'm getting old). I think my list was better.

101 Most Romantic/Passionate/Sweet Things To Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend (101 steps to having a good relationship)

1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Take showers together.
3. Back rubs/massages.
4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight.
5. French Kiss.
6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
7. Whisper to each other.
8. Cook for each other.
9. Skinny dip.
10. Make out in the rain.
11. Dress each other.
12. Undress each other.
13. Kiss every part of their body.
14. Hold hands.
15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other...not sex)
16. One word...Foreplay
17. Sit and talk in just underwear.
18. Buy gifts for each other.
19. Roses.
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.
21. Wear his clothes.
22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.
24. Kiss at every chance you get.
25. Don't wear underwear and let them find out.
26. Kinky is bad...Blindfolds are good.
27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you.
28. Bubble baths.
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
30. Make love.
31. Write poetry for each other.
32. Kiss/smell her hair.
33. Hugs are the universal medicine.
34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
36. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.
37. Spend every second possible together.
38. Tell her that she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to. And mean it.
39. Look into each other's eyes.
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.
42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.
44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.
45. Clothes are no fun.
46. Buy her a ring.
47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.
48. Sing to each other.
49. Read to each other.
50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.
51. Take advantage of any time alone together.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name.
53. Draw. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your lap.
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.
56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.
57. Kiss her stomach.
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
59. Guys like half-shirts.
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
61. Spaghetti... (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren't close enough.
64. Dance together.
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap.
67. Carry her to bed.
68. Waterbeds are fun.
69. You figure it out.
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent's relationship rules for them.
72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.
75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.
77. Ride home and call them.
78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have.
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)
81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)
82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.
84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)
85. Go to church/pray/worship together.
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.
88. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.
89. Everyone deserves a second chance.
90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
91. Make sacrifices for each other.
92. Really love each other, or don't stay together.
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and give it to them.
94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
96. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
99. Sleep naked together.
100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

Err... on second though, re-reading this, it's about as bad as the first list. I guess I wasn't a hopeless romantic when I was a freshman, I was just hopeless. ;)

55. Make sacrifices for each other

http://www.rotten.com/library/death/human-sacrifice/sacrifice1.jpg

buh?

This is what you do instead of sex?

No. I assure you, it's not nearly as satisfying.

I was just addressing a fellow who intentionally tried to hijack this topic with his spam (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12280458&postcount=2).

On a more personal note, I find that writing poetry or songs is a good way to show my love sans humping.

Wow... this is like an email I got 10 years ago (Dear God I'm getting old). I think my list was better.



Err... on second though, re-reading this, it's about as bad as the first list. I guess I wasn't a hopeless romantic when I was a freshman, I was just hopeless. ;)

Thanks for the list nervun. This maybe just me, but i suddenly feel very sick...

why have you missed out number 102? Smell my cheese.

Share dreams with each other
"Oh honey, I had the most wonderful dream! I was masturbating while surrounded by the chicks off Baywatch. They're so much hotter than you. Then one of them turned into your mother and we started humping. Later I took an axe and started chasing you down a hallway that was oozing pus and blood.
What did you dream about?"

Practise giving each other sexy looks
"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's sit round the kitchen table tonight practicing our sultry looks."
"Wow! That sounds like so much fun!"

Listen to worries
Yeah, cause nothing makes you want to be with a person more than listening to them whine about their life.

Watch the sunrise together
You better have a much better reason to get me out of bed that early than this. I'd accept house fire, tsunami, earthquake, volcano, aliens landing or naked Brazilian woman's beach volleyteam demostration.
But not 'watching the sunrise'.
The quickest way to end a relationship with me is getting me out of bed before 10am on the weekend just to watch the bloody sunrise.

We have to do that in personal development, although I haven't had it yet, I almost got my friend to turn in one with "heavy petting" as one of them. The list is like 50 ways to "make love without doing it". I like how teachers can't bring themselves to write "HAVE SEX".

He wrote it down when I suggested it, and I had to remind him to erase it.

On a more personal note, I find that writing poetry or songs is a good way to show my love sans humping.
We'd probably get yelled at if we turned this thread into a "What do Mods do instead of Sex" thread right? :D ;)
It was a joke, a joke! Please don't hurt me.

Wow... this is like an email I got 10 years ago (Dear God I'm getting old). I think my list was better.



Err... on second though, re-reading this, it's about as bad as the first list. I guess I wasn't a hopeless romantic when I was a freshman, I was just hopeless. ;)
I really don't what to think of you NER. Are you actually admitting to having kept that email for 10 years?!!

If so, the word, 'hopeless' doesn't even begin to describe you...

List:

1. Hug
2. Kiss
3. Uh...watch a movie?
4. Fuck this.
5. Just have sex.
6. No really.
7. NOW.
8. Filthy, filthy sex.
9. Film it.
10. Chains. Now.
11. Oh yeah, that's the ticket...
12. Unh! Unh!
13. This list needs to wash it's hands.

Fantastically hilarious!... but also kinda scary.... (http://www.priory.com/paeds/101%20ways.htm)
My friends found this in a leaflet at college, and we were laughing on the train about it. Googled for a linky, and thought I'd share :D

Firstly, anyone taking relationship advice from a leaflet should not be in a relationship. Full stop.

Secondly, suggesting "propose marriage" is so very very wrong.

"If you're physically attracted to someone and want sex.... don't do that; get married!! because that's so much less serious, needs far less maturity, is definitly not a ridiculously big and life-changing decision.... and obviously, if you're reading this leaflet, you're perfectly ready! and a marriage proposal should always be based off a leaflet's advice!!"

Thirdly, it's just really really funny :D Here are my favourites:

Go for a long bike ride
Walk arm in arm in the woods [has to be arm in arm... :p]
Play a game of frisbee
Relax in a jacuzzi [cos that won't make you want sex..... ]
Go shopping for food [fun fun fun!]
Touch each other in a loving way [again, "loving"... ? ;)]
Do homework together
Wash each other's cars (or bikes !) [I love the enthusiasm!:D ]
Go fishing
Cut each other's toenails [Loveeeely... :p It's kinda a sign that you're in love and feel comfortable... but not the best way to share the love :p]
Talk on the telephone
Respect each other [Really?? You're supposed to respect your partner?? :eek:]
Give each other sexy looks
Laugh at something funny together ["Tonight, we're gonna go laugh at something! I know it's kinda adventerous, but I really think it would be fun!"]
Send a funny card
Share an ice-cream
Wash each other's hair


(Nothing wrong with any of these things.... but as replacement for sex, or ways to channel lust/love/whatever, or just as suggestions for what to do.... I just can't imagine anyone reading this and seriously thinking "good idea!" :p)

Ok...I'll go with that.

I really don't what to think of you NER. Are you actually admitting to having kept that email for 10 years?!!

If so, the word, 'hopeless' doesn't even begin to describe you...
If it was only that email, I'd agree. Sadly though I tend to be an email packrat and once I move something out of my inbox I never seem to go back and delete it.

And yes, I have been yelled at about this habbit before, my wife is really unhappy with the fact that I've kept all of her emails to me, including the ones where she yelled at me during a fight.

We'd probably get yelled at if we turned this thread into a "What do Mods do instead of Sex" thread right? :D ;)
It was a joke, a joke! Please don't hurt me.

How about what NSers do instead of sex?:D

We'd probably get yelled at if we turned this thread into a "What do Mods do instead of Sex" thread right? :D ;)
It was a joke, a joke! Please don't hurt me.

Yes of course, you saucy fellow! And don't start a thread like that. It will end badly.
Yeah, I kinda figured it was a joke.

How about what NSers do instead of sex?:D

1. NSG.
2. Think about Ruffy/Smunkee/The Beautiful Darkness/Darknovae/Ifreann/Terriost Cakes/Sel Appa/New Ritilina/really anyone.
3. Kill things with a hatchet.
4. There is no number four.
5. There is also no spoon.
6. Go on the "roleplaying" forums.

This looks like something put out by one of those "no sex until marriage" groups.. It probably is. :eek:

Go horse riding-:confused: How does that say "I love you"? " I love you, horsie!"
Make a list of things you like about each other- creepy Just a bit...

Talk on the telephone- Why would you want to talk to someone you're dating? That's inane. Then again, what else are you going to do if you're not having sex I thought that dating did require some talking...

I thought that dating did require some talking...

Depending on how serious you are, a date could be just a series of muffled moans.


Also "horseback riding"...snicker.

1. NSG.
2. Think about Ruffy/Smunkee/The Beautiful Darkness/Darknovae/Ifreann/Terriost Cakes/Sel Appa/New Ritilina/really anyone.
3. Kill things with a hatchet.
4. There is no number four.
5. There is also no spoon.
6. Go on the "roleplaying" forums.

1. :rolleyes: Duh.
2. I got a mention! :eek: :D :fluffle:
3. Muah ha ha....
4. :eek:
5. No real loss, I guess. *shrug*
6. Only when I'm REALLY desperate, mmkay?

Depending on how serious you are, a date could be just a series of muffled moans

...coming from your car boot

...coming from your car boot

What is a car boot?

What is a car boot?

The trunk.

The trunk.

Ah. That's humorous.


Oh, here you go, semi-obscure song reference:

Another one you can do:


say it's me you want to dismember...

...coming from your car boot

Yyyeeaaahhhh....

>.>

how do you show love without having sex?

Oral! Hey kids, it's technically not sex!

GTFO, Clinton.

My comment on a few.

Tell the other person that you love them

Wait, Ohhh LOVE! Well no wonder my pasts relationship ended badly, I thought I was susspose to tell them that I hate them!

Give a special present

Like Van Gogh did!

Spend time together

"Honey do you want to spend time together?" "Go away woman, I mean jeez just because we're in a relationship, doesn't mean we should see each other, damn!"

Relax in a jacuzzi

Yea, seeing Kay in a bikini is really going to take my mind off of sex.

Just be close

Be close, be so close that you can feel her breast on you, yea that won't get you aroused.

Touch each other in a loving way

Hmm, so splitting her head with an axe wasn't a "loving" way?

Plan and go on a trip together

Bring rope and a duct tape, go out in the middle of nowhere, play a game of hide and go seek. Go home without her.

Wash each other's cars (or bikes !)

Yea, there's no sexual innuendo about spraying your woman with your hose.

Listen to worries

If there's a reason I drink, this would be it.

Give or receive a ring

Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!

Meet each other's family

Find out what she'll be like in 20 years!

Make sacrifices for each other

To the Lord and Master, Satan.

Respect each other

Wait, we're susspose to respect each other? Well Jesus Christ on a Bicycle! Thank you for this breaking news.

Propose marriage

This one has already been done.

Meet each other's friends

Get to know the people who's opinion will be higher on the totem pole than yours!

Wash each other's hair

As far as I can tell, there's only one way to do that, and trust me, it won't help me abstain from sex.

Find out what makes the other sad

and torture them with it! Right?

Big f***ing snip.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7349/sacrasmdetectwn4.jpg

:eek: Good lord, it's off the charts!!

What? No cunnilingus?Yeah, I know... that's always my favorite way to show how much I care...:D

-snip-

:eek: Good lord, it's off the charts!!

:D I rule, I know.

:D I rule, I know.

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his sarcasm level?"

"...IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAANND!!"

"WHAT, 9000?! THAT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE RIGHT, COULD IT?!"

Poison the pigeons in the park.

Poison the pigeons in the park.

Create a fake, satirical newscast and pwn the living crap out of the Abstinence Clearinghouse (http://www.abstinence.net)....

Create a fake, satirical newscast and pwn the living crap out of the Abstinence Clearinghouse....

Oh yeah. If you make that, post it the fuck here.

Oh yeah. If you make that, post it the fuck here.

Oh, trust me, I will.

I will post it EVERYWHERE I CAN on the internets.

get her ex-BF locked up

Oh, trust me, I will.

I will post it EVERYWHERE I CAN on the internets.

Me: And now for an interview with a reformed promiscious type. Sophie, What made you reform?
Sophie: Well, I sucked off my boyfriend, and I got pregnant!
Me: Hmm. So did you have an abortion?
Sophie: Of course not! All life is sacred?
Me: Where's your baby now?
Sophie: Umm...
Me: You can tell me!
Sophie: I dumped it at the fire department.
Me: Hmm...
Sophie: But I was assured that he would be fine.
Me: I have your baby, now 13, on the show today. How are you, Timothy?
Timothy: Life is pain.
Me: Wow, that's some prodigious scar tissue you've got there Tim!
Tim: Ah...sweet relief from the pain that is life.
Me: For those of you wondering, Tim has just drove the microphone through his wrist, and is now gushing blood.
Sophie: NOOO!!! ALL LIFE IS SACRED!!! NO!!!
Me: Kids, Sophie just slit her own wrists using Tim's protruding bones! If you have sex, this is EXACTLY what will happen to you. Join us after the short break when we talk to a filthy planned parenthood faggot.

1. NSG.
2. Think about Ruffy/Smunkee/The Beautiful Darkness/Darknovae/Ifreann/Terriost Cakes/Sel Appa/New Ritilina/really anyone.
3. Kill things with a hatchet.
4. There is no number four.
5. There is also no spoon.
6. Go on the "roleplaying" forums.


No shit, Sherlock.
Nice, I got a mention. (I'm really anyone, or as I'm trying to say, a nobody)
A katana's cooler.
Okay, cool.
What?
Not for five bucks.

Me: And now for an interview with a reformed promiscious type. Sophie, What made you reform?
Sophie: Well, I sucked off my boyfriend, and I got pregnant!
Me: Hmm. So did you have an abortion?
Sophie: Of course not! All life is sacred?
Me: Where's your baby now?
Sophie: Umm...
Me: You can tell me!
Sophie: I dumped it at the fire department.
Me: Hmm...
Sophie: But I was assured that he would be fine.
Me: I have your baby, now 13, on the show today. How are you, Timothy?
Timothy: Life is pain.
Me: Wow, that's some prodigious scar tissue you've got there Tim!
Tim: Ah...sweet relief from the pain that is life.
Me: For those of you wondering, Tim has just drove the microphone through his wrist, and is now gushing blood.
Sophie: NOOO!!! ALL LIFE IS SACRED!!! NO!!!
Me: Kids, Sophie just slit her own wrists using Tim's protruding bones! If you have sex, this is EXACTLY what will happen to you. Join us after the short break when we talk to a filthy planned parenthood faggot.
I had something slightly different in mind.

I had something slightly different in mind.

Yes, but whatever you had in mind is probably less funny than a girl getting pregnant from oral sex, having a son that cuts himself, kills himself, and then the girl slits her wrists on his teeth.

Yes, but whatever you had in mind is probably less funny than a girl getting pregnant from oral sex, having a son that cuts himself, kills himself, and then the girl slits her wrists on his teeth.

No, no, no.

An AC idiot was going to come to the newscast, and teach about abstincence, like "oral sex will get you pregnant" and "masturbation causes vaginal cancer, even in males".

:p

Create a fake, satirical newscast and pwn the living crap out of the Abstinence Clearinghouse (http://www.abstinence.net)....

"asbstinence clearing house" ??? Please oh please tell me it's some sort of twisted satire!? And they've got a "war room".
I like how the lady on the banner looks around 30 years old.

"asbstinence clearing house" ??? Please oh please tell me it's some sort of twisted satire!? And they've got a "war room".
I like how the lady on the banner looks around 30 years old.

It's not. After the abstinence classes we get cute little pencils that give the link to that site.

It didn't help me at all. I wound up goign to the Planned Parenthood site.

It's not. After the abstinence classes we get cute little pencils that give the link to that site.

It didn't help me at all. I wound up goign to the Planned Parenthood site.

Abstinence class? I've never heard of that sort of thing, it sounds bizarre. Where do you live?

It's not. After the abstinence classes we get cute little pencils that give the link to that site.

It didn't help me at all. I wound up goign to the Planned Parenthood site.

Heh, I saw these ads my PE teacher left lying around. One of the things was a pencil, which read "2 cool to smoke or chew"

When you sharpen it, it will read "cool to smoke or chew" and, eventually, "Smoke or chew"

Abstinence class? I've never heard of that sort of thing, it sounds bizarre. Where do you live?

She lives in the Fundieland of North Carolina, if I remember correctly.

She lives in the Fundieland of North Carolina, if I remember correctly.

Uberfundie Carolina.

She lives in the Fundieland of North Carolina, if I remember correctly.
But they don't actually teach that crap at school, right? right? :eek:

But they don't actually teach that crap at school, right? right? :eek:

NC has Abstinence-only sex ed. According to Pancake, most girls don't even know what a clitoris is.

NC has Abstinence-only sex ed. According to Pancake, most girls don't even know what a clitoris is.

Wow, I did not know about this...No offence to you Americans, but the more I learn about your country, the crazier you seem.

Wow, I did not know about this...No offence to you Americans, but the more I learn about your country, the crazier you seem.

I guarantee we'll never seem crazier than we actually are.

I guarantee we'll never seem crazier than we actually are.

I still can't believe it...Let me get this straight: All the sexual education the kids in North Carolina get can be summed up in one word: "Don't" ?

I still can't believe it...Let me get this straight: All the sexual education the kids in North Carolina get can be summed up in the word: "Don't" ?

Yeah.

I like my school district's sex ed, where people actually learn what 69 is.

But they don't actually teach that crap at school, right? right? :eek:

Not the "oral sex gets you pregnant" and "masturbation causes vaginal cancer", but...


Most teens "first times" are under the influence of alcohol/drugs
Condoms only prevent 1 in5 pregnanies and 1 in 6 HIV cases
Abstinence is a contraception
Condoms have holes in them
If you are in a sexual relationship, get out and don't use condoms
Married people won't get STDs, unplanned pregnancies, retarded babies, unfaithful partners, broken hearts, busted by parents/other people, or become crack whores
Dating started when teens first got access to cars in the 50s


That's the crap they teach in schools. :rolleyes: Fortunately I have the sense to visit plannedparenthood.org or ask my mom.

NC has Abstinence-only sex ed. According to Pancake, most girls don't even know what a clitoris is.

Or a hymen... :eek:

Wow, I did not know about this...No offence to you Americans, but the more I learn about your country, the crazier you seem. We are crazy. We have a jackass in office and he's not a Democrat (whose symbol is the jackass). What did you expect?

I still can't believe it...Let me get this straight: All the sexual education the kids in North Carolina get can be summed up in one word: "Don't" ?

Yep.

Yeah.

I like my school district's sex ed, where people actually learn what 69 is.

We had some pretty strange movies of cartoon characters screwing and masturbating. I think they were swedish or danish. But that was a while ago, I don't know how they go about it today, they've probably updated the cartoons or something.

Yeah.

I like my school district's sex ed, where people actually learn what 69 is.

People know what 69 is here too, but if they have any information, it's obatained either from porn or friends.

Not the "oral sex gets you pregnant" and "masturbation causes vaginal cancer", but...


Most teens "first times" are under the influence of alcohol/drugs
Condoms only prevent 1 in5 pregnanies and 1 in 6 HIV cases
Abstinence is a contraception
Condoms have holes in them
If you are in a sexual relationship, get out and don't use condoms
Married people won't get STDs, unplanned pregnancies, retarded babies, unfaithful partners, broken hearts, busted by parents/other people, or become crack whores
Dating started when teens first got access to cars in the 50s


That's the crap they teach in schools. :rolleyes: Fortunately I have the sense to visit plannedparenthood.org or ask my mom.

:eek: This is...insane! Are the schools under any pressure to teach kids anything grounded in reality? Or do most people actually believe that stuff?

Not the "oral sex gets you pregnant" and "masturbation causes vaginal cancer", but...


Most teens "first times" are under the influence of alcohol/drugs
Condoms only prevent 1 in5 pregnanies and 1 in 6 HIV cases
Abstinence is a contraception
Condoms have holes in them
If you are in a sexual relationship, get out and don't use condoms
Married people won't get STDs, unplanned pregnancies, retarded babies, unfaithful partners, broken hearts, busted by parents/other people, or become crack whores
Dating started when teens first got access to cars in the 50s


That's the crap they teach in schools. :rolleyes: Fortunately I have the sense to visit plannedparenthood.org or ask my mom.

I feel sorry for you. But then, I come from liberal Massachusetts.

(Pats sympathetically)

Wow, I did not know about this...No offence to you Americans, but the more I learn about your country, the crazier you seem.

Please don't judge us on the actions of the fundies
...or the hippies
...or the Californians




...Oh nevermind.

I feel sorry for you. But then, I come from liberal Massachusetts.

(Pats sympathetically)

Oh yeah, actual question for a teacher from a personal development class at my school:

"What does it mean to eat someone out?"

:eek: This is...insane! Are the schools under any pressure to teach kids anything grounded in reality? Or do most people actually believe that stuff?

The teachers believe in that stuff. Nobody else does.

The teachers believe in that stuff. Nobody else does.

The whole thing sounds very alien to me, I would never have thought religion had saturated society that much. Hopefully kids have enough sense to practice safe sex.

The whole thing sounds very alien to me, I would never have thought religion had saturated society that much. Hopefully kids have enough sense to practice safe sex.

They might try, but they probably have no idea how to use condoms. And only in some states has religion saturated society. My hometown has well-earned it's jesting name of the People's Republic of [my town name]

The whole thing sounds very alien to me, I would never have thought religion had saturated society that much. Hopefully kids have enough sense to practice safe sex.

I know of one girl who was too afraid to ask if her partner had a condom. :rolleyes:

I know of another who thought she'd caught gonorhea from her boyfriend, who had contracted it while going out with her (the girl didn't catch gonorrhea)

It's only two cases, there's plenty more people out there, I just don't know about them.

They might try, but they probably have no idea how to use condoms. And only in some states has religion saturated society. My hometown has well-earned it's jesting name of the People's Republic of [my town name]

Yeah, I realise that USA is a very large country and people vary from place to place. But it's still a depressing thought, North Carolina has a larger population than the country I live in.

Yeah, I realise that USA is a very large country and people vary from place to place. But it's still a depressing thought, North Carolina has a larger population than the country I live in.

Where do you live?

Yeah, I realise that USA is a very large country and people vary from place to place. But it's still a depressing thought, North Carolina has a larger population than the country I live in.

It's like 12 million people or something....

What country do you live in?

Where do you live?

Iceland...Raised in Iceland and Denmark, both scandinavian socialist type of places, which may be why this asbstinence sounds so incredibly alien to me.

It's like 12 million people or something....

What country do you live in?

Iceland, it's less than 1/2 million. Lived in denmark too, that's around 5 million.

Iceland...Raised in Iceland and Denmark, both scandinavian socialist type of places, which may be why this asbstinence sounds so incredibly alien to me.

Wow. :eek:

Wow. :eek:
wow?

wow?

I've never met someone from Iceland. :D

I've never met someone from Iceland. :D

Ah, ok...I don't think I've met anyone from North Carolina either. :)

Ah, ok...I don't think I've met anyone from North Carolina either. :)

:)

Iceland...Raised in Iceland and Denmark, both scandinavian socialist type of places, which may be why this asbstinence sounds so incredibly alien to me.

oh i would love to go there to check out the babes

Iceland...Raised in Iceland and Denmark, both scandinavian socialist type of places, which may be why this asbstinence sounds so incredibly alien to me.

Dude.... "this abstinence"? It sounds like you've been having sex your whole life :p (I know, I know, you're referring to abstince ed...) :p

Ok, most of the list is pretty lame, because it is either dumb or cliche. However, I did think "cook the other his/her favorite meal," and in a similar vein, "cook a meal together" were rather good. After all, after loins, the stomach is the next fastest route to a man's heart. Or so I hear.

Cut each others' toenails is just gross tho.

Ok, most of the list is pretty lame, because it is either dumb or cliche. However, I did think "cook the other his/her favorite meal," and in a similar vein, "cook a meal together" were rather good. After all, after loins, the stomach is the next fastest route to a man's heart. Or so I hear.

Cut each others' toenails is just gross tho.

Oh yeah. LAMEST LIST EVAR. :mp5::sniper:

In all seriousness, though, who actually cuts their boyfriends/girlfriends toenails? Ugh.....

Is putting the toilet seat down a sign of love? :D

Is putting the toilet seat down a sign of love? :D

It's a sign of respect, at the very least. :)

Ultimate act of love? Going hair to mouth.:D

No, no, not that hair. The kind on your head silly.:D

Not the "oral sex gets you pregnant" and "masturbation causes vaginal cancer", but...


Most teens "first times" are under the influence of alcohol/drugs
Condoms only prevent 1 in5 pregnanies and 1 in 6 HIV cases
Abstinence is a contraception
Condoms have holes in them
If you are in a sexual relationship, get out and don't use condoms
Married people won't get STDs, unplanned pregnancies, retarded babies, unfaithful partners, broken hearts, busted by parents/other people, or become crack whores
Dating started when teens first got access to cars in the 50s


That's the crap they teach in schools. :rolleyes: Fortunately I have the sense to visit plannedparenthood.org or ask my mom.

Dear God is that depressing. I went to a Catholic school where I didn't have to take sex ed (you can finnegle the scheduling system to get out of it). We didn't learn that condoms have holes in them, but we did learn that there are some STDs they don't protect against (altho noone said they failed at protecting against HIV). We learned that condoms could get holes in them, fairly easily. Also, we learned that abstinence is the only 100% garuanteed method of preventing STDs and pregnancy (which, of course, is true).

I learned what the clitoris was from health books and the internet. Of course, the vagina and uterus and all we covered in biology. We didn't learn that masturbation could cause cancer, but we were taught it was like a symptom of something being psychologically wrong or something?! I dunno. I feel like it was not complete information, but nothing we were told was blatantly false.

Dear God is that depressing. I went to a Catholic school where I didn't have to take sex ed (you can finnegle the scheduling system to get out of it). We didn't learn that condoms have holes in them, but we did learn that there are some STDs they don't protect against (altho noone said they failed at protecting against HIV). We learned that condoms could get holes in them, fairly easily. Also, we learned that abstinence is the only 100% garuanteed method of preventing STDs and pregnancy (which, of course, is true).

I learned what the clitoris was from health books and the internet. Of course, the vagina and uterus and all we covered in biology. We didn't learn that masturbation could cause cancer, but we were taught it was like a symptom of something being psychologically wrong or something?! I dunno. I feel like it was not complete information, but nothing we were told was blatantly false.

In my school we didn't learn jack about masturbation. The "masturbation causes cancer" one was my own addition. And I learned what the clitoris was via internet, actually a year or two before the seventh grade class. I also learned what the hymen was too at that point. Neither of those were covered in abstinence ed.

Ultimate act of love? Going hair to mouth.:D

No, no, not that hair. The kind on your head silly.:D
Wtf? :confused:

Wtf? :confused:

check the white text

Fantastically hilarious!... but also kinda scary.... (http://www.priory.com/paeds/101%20ways.htm)
My friends found this in a leaflet at college, and we were laughing on the train about it. Googled for a linky, and thought I'd share :D

Firstly, anyone taking relationship advice from a leaflet should not be in a relationship. Full stop.

Secondly, suggesting "propose marriage" is so very very wrong.

"If you're physically attracted to someone and want sex.... don't do that; get married!! because that's so much less serious, needs far less maturity, is definitly not a ridiculously big and life-changing decision.... and obviously, if you're reading this leaflet, you're perfectly ready! and a marriage proposal should always be based off a leaflet's advice!!"

Thirdly, it's just really really funny :D Here are my favourites:

Go for a long bike ride
Walk arm in arm in the woods [has to be arm in arm... :p]
Play a game of frisbee
Relax in a jacuzzi [cos that won't make you want sex..... ]
Go shopping for food [fun fun fun!]
Touch each other in a loving way [again, "loving"... ? ;)]
Do homework together
Wash each other's cars (or bikes !) [I love the enthusiasm!:D ]
Go fishing
Cut each other's toenails [Loveeeely... :-p It's kinda a sign that you're in love and feel comfortable... but not the best way to share the love :p]
Talk on the telephone
Respect each other [Really?? You're supposed to respect your partner?? :eek:]
Give each other sexy looks
Laugh at something funny together ["Tonight, we're gonna go laugh at something! I know it's kinda adventerous, but I really think it would be fun!"]
Send a funny card
Share an ice-cream
Wash each other's hair


(Nothing wrong with any of these things.... but as replacement for sex, or ways to channel lust/love/whatever, or just as suggestions for what to do.... I just can't imagine anyone reading this and seriously thinking "good idea!" :-p)
You trying to make us nerds miserable?! :mad:

j/k. :p
check the white text
That's what I did. :p

You trying to make us nerds miserable?! :mad:

j/k. :p You would actually do something off hat list?! :eek:

That's what I did. :p I don't get it either.

You would actually do something off hat list?! :eek:
Not a chance in hell. :p

Not a chance in hell. :p

I'd do some (like "respect each other" :rolleyes:) but not anything else. We'd just sit around and play video games and mess around on YouTube watching South Park stuff. :)

I'd do some (like "respect each other" :rolleyes:) but not anything else. We'd just sit around and play video games and mess around on YouTube watching South Park stuff. :)
Yay! Video games!

Dunno about south park though. Never seen it.

Yay! Video games!

Dunno about south park though. Never seen it.

:eek: I thought everyone watched South Park! :eek:

:eek: I thought everyone watched South Park! :eek:
Surprise! :p

Wtf? :confused:
i'm with you on that
I'd do some (like "respect each other" :rolleyes:) but not anything else. We'd just sit around and play video games and mess around on YouTube watching South Park stuff. :)

right now i'm watch South Park - Merry Fucking Christmas - Uncut

Surprise! :p

:eek:

:eek:
:p

:p

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#102: Get on NSG and reduce every thread to fluffle spam.

:fluffle:

#102: Get on NSG and reduce every thread to fluffle spam.

:fluffle:
:eek:

You want this moved to the Spam forum?! :mad: :(

j/k :p

:eek:

You want this moved to the Spam forum?! :mad: :(

j/k :p

Spam is paradise. :) :fluffle:

If threads were moved to spam because of inessant fluffles, then if #102 works out then every thread will either be locked, deated, or moved to Spam. ;)

Spam is paradise. :) :fluffle:

If threads were moved to spam because of inessant fluffles, then if #102 works out then every thread will either be locked, deated, or moved to Spam. ;)
But then, they'll get no more replies, and I'll fade into obscurity from NSG due to lack of threads that interest me again... :(

But then, they'll get no more replies, and I'll fade into obscurity from NSG due to lack of threads that interest me again... :(

But they'll all be moved to Spam, which means NSG will become Spam, and you will post on Spam and find more threads that interest you. :)

But they'll all be moved to Spam, which means NSG will become Spam, and you will post on Spam and find more threads that interest you. :)
*Brain farts*

:p

But they'll all be moved to Spam, which means NSG will become Spam, and you will post on Spam and find more threads that interest you. :)

you mean like the NSG Annual Office Party thats still going

*Brain farts*

:p

:p

Owned.

you mean like the NSG Annual Office Party thats still going

It's still going!?!!? :eek: Wow.

:p

Owned.
Sexy. ;)

:p

Sexy. ;)

:p

:eek: :p

:p

Owned.
no one could own you, you are too much of a free spirit :)
It's still going!?!!? :eek: Wow.

and so is Gravlen Party Thread

no one could own you, you are too much of a free spirit :) :fluffle:


and so is Gravlen Party Thread

:eek:

"Cut each others toenails" :D :D :D :D

How romantic.

:fluffle:




:eek:

see :fluffle: and some other threads made before my time are still going too

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Sonicht.gif Here's one way how NOT to show your love for somebody (namely ME): Not showing up on a planned and long-anticipated date, not answering calls or text messages, and when being called up (with my number supressed) being stunned and not finding the right words to excuse their stinking behavior but making lame excuses. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HaareRaufen.gif

That's not a way how to treat anyone, but especially not me. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/denied.gif

I'm so fucking :mad: you wouldn't believe it if I told you how much. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Furious.gif

Stupid b!tch. Curse her!

http://www.smileyhut.com/weapons/dropcheer.gif

Hope your weekend will be more pleasant than mine could ever turn out now!

Gah!
____http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/blood.gif

P.S.: http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/crap.gif If anyone wants a disgruntled, raving-mad German Nightmare... I'm on the market again!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Sonicht.gif Here's one way how NOT to show your love for somebody (namely ME): Not showing up on a planned and long-anticipated date, not answering calls or text messages, and when being called up (with my number supressed) being stunned and not finding the right words to excuse their stinking behavior but making lame excuses. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HaareRaufen.gif

That's not a way how to treat anyone, but especially not me. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/denied.gif

I'm so fucking :mad: you wouldn't believe it if I told you how much. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Furious.gif

Stupid b!tch. Curse her!

http://www.smileyhut.com/weapons/dropcheer.gif

Hope your weekend will be more pleasant than mine could ever turn out now!

Gah!
____http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/blood.gif

P.S.: http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/crap.gif If anyone wants a disgruntled, raving-mad German Nightmare... I'm on the market again!

is this the one you where going on about and saw at new years

I learned what the clitoris was from health books and the internet. Of course, the vagina and uterus and all we covered in biology. We didn't learn that masturbation could cause cancer, but we were taught it was like a symptom of something being psychologically wrong or something?! I dunno. I feel like it was not complete information, but nothing we were told was blatantly false.

Um...being taught masturbation is a sign of a psychological problem probably qualifies as blatantly false...

You would actually do something off hat list?! :eek:


I dunno, "Touch each other in a loving way"...I might do that...
*Cough cough cough*
:p

is this the one you where going on about and saw at new years
Yes. That's the one...

Yes. That's the one...

Sounds like someone gets an "I told you so". I forget who, though.

Yes. That's the one...

well that suck ,sorry to hear that man

Sounds like someone gets an "I told you so". I forget who, though.
They better forget about that, too...
well that suck ,sorry to hear that man
Thanks, mate.

They better forget about that, too...

Thanks, mate.

your welcame

I meant to call you, I swear.

Oooo...

103: Buttsecks!

I meant to call you, I swear.
There's someone at your door... http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/tod.gif

There's someone at your door... http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/tod.gif


Aww...I'm not allowed to mock your pain?

Aww...I'm not allowed to mock your pain?
Oh, but yes, you are. Why else would I tell you guys about it, eh?

Dude.... "this abstinence"? It sounds like you've been having sex your whole life :p (I know, I know, you're referring to abstince ed...) :p

I was born without virginity :cool:

I dunno, "Touch each other in a loving way"...I might do that...
*Cough cough cough*


:D

I knwo you would :p

I was born without virginity :cool:

:eek: How is that possible?! :eek:

wait , lemmie get this straight.
The only way to show love is to only have sex?

So in other words, we should get rid of: dating, getting to know the other person, spending time with the person and doing stuff other than sex with each other, etc. And in place of it all just have sex to show your love? Does that mean sex with your parents too? *shudders*

People there is more to "love" than just sex! Love encompasses everything including sex yes, but there is more to it than that! It shouldnt be just "I love you, lets fuck!"

Heh, well, it's like giving up sex entirely for this. I wouldn't want to do that.

Oooo...

103: Buttsecks!

104: Look at porn together.

Heh, well, it's like giving up sex entirely for this. I wouldn't want to do that.

Is this supposed to apply to married couples as well?? :p

I meant to call you, I swear.

Then why didn't you? :mad:

:p :fluffle:

Then why didn't you? :mad:

:p :fluffle:
My guess: A sudden bellyache!

My guess: A sudden bellyache!

no it was Snakes on the Box

What's wrong with this list? (other than that it repeats itself, and many things are so obvious)

"Cut each other's toenails "

Not sure I agree with this one :o

no it was Snakes on the Box

There were snakes on my plane, actually.

:eek: How is that possible?! :eek:

Well, if he was a girl, and his father's wang was long enough...

There were snakes on my plane, actually.

that was some movie

Wait, you mean if I have sex, I don't need to do any of those things anymore?

The list may be a bit silly, I agree, but its implications -- as stated above -- are absolute BS. Yes, there's more to (romantic) love than sex. We can probably figure those out. But implying that if you don't have sex you have to do those things, or the opposite -- having sex precludes you from doing them -- simply doesn't make sense.

/iRant