NationStates Jolt Archive


God damn good for nothing thieving ninjas.

Drunk commies deleted
01-02-2007, 16:20
Another ninja related crime. Some ninja robbed a grocery store and then used his ninja powers to disappear into the night. Someone should do something about these ninja related crimes. Maybe we need pirates to fight them off.

http://wfrv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_029185636.html
HotRodia
01-02-2007, 16:25
*shrug* I guess they have to pay for their ninja swords somehow.
Northern Borders
01-02-2007, 16:27
"They searched the neighborhood for the suspect but he managed to slip away into the night in the manner of a ninja."

:headbang:

Maybe he TOOK OFF his clothes?
Khadgar
01-02-2007, 16:28
"They searched the neighborhood for the suspect but he managed to slip away into the night in the manner of a ninja."

:headbang:

Maybe he TOOK OFF his clothes?

Because a naked guy doesn't attract attention at all.
Imperial isa
01-02-2007, 16:31
*shrug* I guess they have to pay for their ninja swords somehow.

the up keep of them is not cheap
Londim
01-02-2007, 16:32
This is what happens when the assasination business turns to guns. Poor poor jobless ninjas.....
Lunatic Goofballs
01-02-2007, 16:35
Another ninja related crime. Some ninja robbed a grocery store and then used his ninja powers to disappear into the night. Someone should do something about these ninja related crimes. Maybe we need pirates to fight them off.

http://wfrv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_029185636.html

He wasn't a real ninja. He was seen. :p
Eltaphilon
01-02-2007, 16:53
He wasn't a real ninja. He was seen. :p

He has dishonored his ninja clan!
Imperial isa
01-02-2007, 16:55
He has dishonored his ninja clan!

he must kill himself on his sword
Isidoor
01-02-2007, 16:59
The cashier and other customers inside thought the suspect was pulling a prank. The cashier refused to give the suspect the money and he fled the scene.

am i the only one who found that extremely funny?