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http://news.aol.com/entertainment/movies/articles/_a/harry-potter-actors-got-a-six-pack/20070131111609990001

So let me get this straight...

There is the war in Iraq, genocide in Palestine, the chance of Hillary Clinton becoming president, and the threat of war with Iran. Yet we focus on Harry Potter's six pack?

wow

our little boy is all grown up!

Eww. His six pack is just lumps of muscle all over the place. At least mine's even >_>

So let me get this straight...

There is the war in Iraq, genocide in Palestine, the chance of Hillary Clinton becoming president, and the threat of war with Iran. Yet we focus on Harry Potter's six pack?

get a grip, ico!

some things are just more important than others.

get a grip, ico!

some things are just more important than others.

You're right.

Harry Potter's 6 pack is not even a 6 pack! It's only 4...

Eww. His six pack is just lumps of muscle all over the place. At least mine's even >_>

Ok, we need to see it, if we're to make a comparison.

Ok, we need to see it, if we're to make a comparison.

No, we don't. Lets focus on the little 12 year old that now needs too take a razor too his disturbingly overgrown pubic hair.

The thing that scares me most is the mention of "nude scenes".

I can just picture the children.

"Mommy, mommy! This movie has Harry Potter in it! Buy it for me!"

*A short while later*

"Mommy, Harry Potter is waving his thing at me!"

And thus, the news was full of mothers having heart attacks.

Also, his "six pack" is creepy looking. I hope to never see that again. It's like he's got a chestbuster or something...

Ewwww.

I'd rather hear about Hermione's boobs.

I couldn't agree more.

isn't the idea of a buff (or even 'normal' proportioned) Harry Potter not right? I mean, his physical stature is not one that allows for those 'muscle' things that many people tend to have, moreoever, they should have found someone with messy hair... or just not made movies and ruin the enitre thing for everyone anyway....

isn't the idea of a buff (or even 'normal' proportioned) Harry Potter not right? I mean, his physical stature is not one that allows for those 'muscle' things that many people tend to have, moreoever, they should have found someone with messy hair... or just not made movies and ruin the enitre thing for everyone anyway....
The movies sucked.

The movies sucked.

They did indeed.

The one I saw did, anyway.

They did indeed.

The one I saw did, anyway.
I saw two of them because someone told me the third was better than the first two. That person is a liar.

Also, what the fuck is up with that dude's happy trail?

Ok, we need to see it, if we're to make a comparison.

Neh, you wouldn't see much anyway. It was a lot more defined a few years ago. Now you can just see the outlines.

Also, what the fuck is up with that dude's happy trail?

Shit, yeah. It looks like it annexed his belly button and plans on blitzkrieging northward.

not to mention hes as white as a sheet........i think the horse has a better tan.

LOL :D sorry, but that arent muscles, but lack of fat.

The guy is fucking skinny. I was too once. And I had a "six pack". But that was not because I was strong, but because I had 9% body fat.

Harry Potter and his Magic Wand!

Ooooh, nudy pics.

Too bad he's so skinny... :(

I love the bit at the end where it says 'should kids see Harry Potter naked?' Well, no, but then they're not going to unless they go and see this play of his, which let's be honest, they're not likely to.

Hmm... should kids be touched by old men? :D

Harry Potter and his Magic Wand!

Nonono it's 'Harry Potter and the Purple Wand and Hairy Sack of Magic' :D

I love the bit at the end where it says 'should kids see Harry Potter naked?' Well, no, but then they're not going to unless they go and see this play of his, which let's be honest, they're not likely to.

Hmm... should kids be touched by old men? :D

No, but doctors do it all the time.

No, but doctors do it all the time.

It's really very rare for even a paediatrician to touch a child in the special place. The most it'd ever get to (unless you had a serious emergency like your balls were about to explode and blow up the world unless the doctor hefted them) is that sort of 'grab... cough - ok you're fine.'

Old men on the other hand... well... would the words 'Catholic priest' be slightly too edgy? :D

It's really very rare for even a paediatrician to touch a child in the special place. The most it'd ever get to (unless you had a serious emergency like your balls were about to explode and blow up the world unless the doctor hefted them) is that sort of 'grab... cough - ok you're fine.'

Old men on the other hand... well... would the words 'Catholic priest' be slightly too edgy? :D

Ohh, you meant "touched"... I thought you meant touched.

Ohh, he meant "touched"... I thought he meant touched.

Hehe, an easy mistake to make. But yes, back to the old question - is it ok for old men to "touch" children?

WOOHOO!! Book 7 comes out July 21! :D:D:D:D:D *goes into hyper-active rabid fangirl mode*

Oh and... meow... sooo sexy...

Hehe, an easy mistake to make. But yes, back to the old question - is it ok for old men to "touch" children?

Hell no

I saw two of them because someone told me the third was better than the first two. That person is a liar.

Also, what the fuck is up with that dude's happy trail?

Someones compensating for something....

I think that I heard somewhere that in the last Harry Potter book it turns out that Proffessor Snape is Harry's real father and that the whole Voldermort thing was a hoax.

Eh, he's in good shape, now if he'd age about 5 years he'd be approaching hotness. Looks like a damn kid yet.

I think that I heard somewhere that in the last Harry Potter book it turns out that Proffessor Snape is Harry's real father and that the whole Voldermort thing was a hoax.

Snape?? I doubt it, given that in previous books Snape and others have comment about how much Harry looks like his father James.

he has a weird chest hair pattern :(

nice arms though:eek: ........I feel dirty........:(

he has a weird chest hair pattern :(

nice arms though:eek: ........I feel dirty........:(

Guess there's a reason he looks like a kid, he's 17.

Guess there's a reason he looks like a kid, he's 17.

that's bad. :(

that's bad. :(

Yeah I'd like to revise my earlier statement that he needs to be about 5 years older to 10. Probably took him months to grow that stubble he's got in those pictures.

It's just some skin. He's an actor. Besides, he has a vested interest in keeping the 'Harry Potter' typecast in check. Hell, look at all the 'Harry Potter Naked!' comments and articles instead of 'Daniel Radcliffe Naked!'

Poor kid.

I was naked in public at seventeen and nobody cared. Of course, It wasn't for a play. But it could have been a form of performance art. ;)

It's just some skin. He's an actor. Besides, he has a vested interest in keeping the 'Harry Potter' typecast in check. Hell, look at all the 'Harry Potter Naked!' comments and articles instead of 'Daniel Radcliffe Naked!'

Poor kid.

I was naked in public at seventeen and nobody cared. Of course, It wasn't for a play. But it could have been a form of performance art. ;)

I'm sure the "Harry Potter" bit won't survive past his first "leaked" sex tape.

I'm sure the "Harry Potter" bit won't survive past his first "leaked" sex tape.

I'f it's called, "Hairy Pooter and the Spear of Love", I'll have to destroy him. :p

Is anyone else creeped-out by the sheer size of his nipples?:confused:

And I certainly wouldn't call that a six-pack.

Ahve sin mooer meat on't bu'chers dog!

zomg, an actor is getting naked on stage. This is horrible. Think of the children!!!


...Wait a minute.





I'm also wondering why this news is so earth-shattering it deserved its own thread. But then, that's just the rambling of an embittered cynical old person, so don't mind me. *hobbles out on walking stick*

zomg, an actor is getting naked on stage. This is horrible. Think of the children!!!


...Wait a minute.





I'm also wondering why this news is so earth-shattering it deserved its own thread. But then, that's just the rambling of an embittered cynical old person, so don't mind me. *hobbles out on walking stick*

This is NSG, if it's weird or funny or tragic, it deserves a thread. Or five. See also Boston's Mooninite Invasion.

I don't understand what the parents are so upset about. Its like they think Radcliffe's gunna be Harry Potter for the rest of his life, which obviously he won't be. So what if he grows a little hair and gets nekkid on the stage? I mean... look at Elisha Cuthbert or Lindsay Lohan... :p

"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

This is NSG, if it's weird or funny or tragic, it deserves a thread. Or five. See also Boston's Mooninite Invasion.

The which?

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