NationStates Jolt Archive


Baaaah Afraaaaaaiiiiid!

Demented Hamsters
30-01-2007, 02:43
What's NZ famous for?
Mostly just Sheep and Peter Jackson. Or more specifically his WETA workshop.

So the natural conclusion to this is to put them together and create this hybrid monster:

http://-trailers.blogspot.com/2007/01/black-sheep-2006-trailer.html

IMDB:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0779982/

Official site:
http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/

You'll never look a sheep the same way again!

Edit:
Here's some stills from WETA:
http://www.wetaworkshop.co.nz/projects/filmography/galleries/black_sheep
click to enlarge. Pics 2 and 3 are the best!
Rhaomi
30-01-2007, 02:44
There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand... and they're pissed off!

I like it.
Andaluciae
30-01-2007, 02:50
Looks like it'll have me in stitches for the entire time I'm in the theater.
Zarakon
30-01-2007, 02:55
I'm watching this.
Dryks Legacy
30-01-2007, 02:56
This isn't a joke..... oh.... oh dear god no!

That angry huge sheep/human thing at the end.... that's why bestiality's illegal folks ;)
JuNii
30-01-2007, 03:03
and here I was afraid it was another 70's show turned into a movie...


"you wouldn't understand son." :D
Zarakon
30-01-2007, 03:22
and here I was afraid it was another 70's show turned into a movie...


"you wouldn't understand son." :D

What show?
Yaltabaoth
30-01-2007, 04:17
"Get ready for... The Violence Of The Lambs"

brilliant!
The South Islands
30-01-2007, 04:27
Oh...My...God...

Fucking awesome.
PedroTheDonkey
30-01-2007, 05:57
*is not afraid*
Harlesburg
30-01-2007, 06:00
Thats old and as far as i know it isn't going into Major release in NZ, i know it was on the Mini Movie scene a while back.

But yeah it will be class.
Libertarianism Sucks
30-01-2007, 06:00
huh?
PedroTheDonkey
30-01-2007, 06:01
huh?

Which is huh spelled backwards.;)
Harlesburg
30-01-2007, 06:05
huh?
Baaa?Skoffin?
Novus-America
30-01-2007, 07:43
Baaa?Skoffin?

Ram You.
Demented Hamsters
30-01-2007, 07:58
Thats old and as far as i know it isn't going into Major release in NZ, i know it was on the Mini Movie scene a while back.

But yeah it will be class.
The website says March 22nd for it's NZ release.
Svalbardania
30-01-2007, 08:51
...best...idea...ever.

This has potential to beat Shaun of the Dead as my comedy king.
Boonytopia
30-01-2007, 08:54
Looks like it should be fun. :)
JuNii
30-01-2007, 17:56
What show?

Black Sheep Squadron. (http://imdb.com/title/tt0073961/)
HC Eredivisie
30-01-2007, 18:44
This can't be serious:p
Waterback
30-01-2007, 18:49
"You wouldn't understand" :D :D :D
Isidoor
30-01-2007, 18:52
This can't be serious:p

no, "Get ready for... The Violence Of The Lambs", they can't be serious if they put jokes in their trailer.
Tarlachia
30-01-2007, 19:09
haha, this is great!



Good thing they don't raise sheep here in Florida...
JuNii
30-01-2007, 19:43
This can't be serious:p

why not? there are other shows that were serious.

Night of the Lepus
Eight-legged Freaks
Arachnophobia
Squirm
Mosquito
Tick
etc...
Londim
30-01-2007, 20:06
http://www.nail.cc/evilsheep/graphics/logo.jpg

We're doomed! Doomed!
HC Eredivisie
30-01-2007, 21:31
why not? there are other shows that were serious.

Night of the Lepus
Eight-legged Freaks
Arachnophobia
Squirm
Mosquito
Tick
etc...
Well, there are poisonous spiders and they can give you superpowers (Spider-man), and mosquitos and ticks carry diseases like malaria but what do sheep do? Give us Creutzfeldt-jacob?

Ow, wait:p
Zyxtel
30-01-2007, 21:37
I have a feeling that this will be one ba-a-a-a-ad movie.:D
JuNii
30-01-2007, 21:50
what do sheep do?
Ow, wait:p
for many a farmer? they don't report them to the police! :D
Harlesburg
31-01-2007, 11:25
The website says March 22nd for it's NZ release.
I guess it will be one of the 3 movies i go to this year.*nods*
Turquoise Days
31-01-2007, 11:30
I always knew sheep were evil. Little bastards never got out of the way of the minibus, and now they're coming to get us!
JuNii
31-01-2007, 18:21
I always knew sheep were evil. Little bastards never got out of the way of the minibus, and now they're coming to get us!

This isn't a Fiction film, but a documentary... the sheep already have taken action against us.

We just didn't reconise it as deliberate actions.

Sheep Sleep
2001 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(9 March 2001, Cairo) Police were baffled to discover a 20-year-old Bedouin shepherd shot dead in the middle of the desert. No one else was around, and no footprints led to or from the scene of the crime.
Investigators from Sidi Barrani sifted through the meager clues surrounding Mochtar's death, and soon fingered the culprit.

The Egyptian man had fallen asleep amid his sheep without securing his rifle. One moment of neglect, one wooly misstep on the trigger, and a speeding slug sentenced the sleeping shepherd to his final slumber.

The unregistered weapon was confiscated from the flock.

"The murderous sheep has been sentenced to ewethanasia."

Silenced by the Lambs
1999 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(28 January 1999, England) A flock of sheep charged a well-meaning British farmer's wife and pushed her over a cliff to her death. Betty, 67, was charged by dozens of sheep after she brought them a bale of hay on the back of a power bike. The sheep rushed forward and rammed the vehicle, knocking Betty and her bike over the edge of a vacant quarry near Durham. "I saw the sheep surround the bike. The next thing she was tumbling down the incline," a neighbor told reporters. Her husband is being comforted by friends.


Bleating and Babbling, they fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.
--Sheep by Pink Floyd

Oh we laughed when we read this... but who's laughing now?