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This is not a thread to ask what people's genders are, but rather, a curious glimpse at how people picture other posters.

For example... like what gender you think people are based on their names...

I've been surprised in the past. People who I had pegged as guys were chicks and vice versa.

I mess up on this all the time. So I default assume now...white male from the US.

for some reason the first impression people have of me around here is a 40 year old man.........it sucks.

after they read about 2 of my posts, they change their mind.

Darknovae ran a poll to find out how people saw her. That's why we call her "Pancake" now! I go be general impressions and name, which combination is not always accurate.

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Guess me

Darknovae ran a poll to find out how people saw her. That's why we call her "Pancake" now! I go be general impressions and name, which combination is not always accurate.

Oh. I thought Darknovae was a guy.

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Guess me

For some reason, I'm picturing a fourteen year old girl with freckles.

i assume everyone is a hawt lady-dude, even when presented evidence to the contrary

I think i generally assume male, because it's usually a fairly safe bet, but apart f that nothing else, it's best not to.

Unless the poster has an obviously feminine name (or the handy "I am a girl!" thing in the sig) I always assume it's a guy. Ultimately, not that it really matters what gender the poster is, but it cuts down on some confusion.

I always thought Farnhamia was male, until I actually read the posts. Now I know better. *blushes*

For some reason, I'm picturing a fourteen year old girl with freckles.

You sux!

i assume everyone is a hawt lady-dude, even when presented evidence to the contrary

I'll take it! Better that than the nearly-middle aged, paunchy, balding guy I really am. ;)

You sux!

Hey, it's not my fault you don't like your freckles.

No one will ever guess my gender! BWahahahaha!

And learned the hard way that names ending with 'ia' or 'a' doesn't mean that someone is necessarily a girl. :D

Oh. I thought Darknovae was a guy.

But, Neesika, you said you always think everyone is a guy.

Nah, the Pancake's a 14-year-old girl ... young woman, I mean.

I'm a guy. Except when I'm dressed up as a bunny. Then I am a gender neutral entity. I'll never tell you when I'm dressed up as a bunny, so you will never be able to tell when I will take insult or not. Joke's on you.

Hop-hop.

Unless the poster has an obviously feminine name (or the handy "I am a girl!" thing in the sig) I always assume it's a guy. Ultimately, not that it really matters what gender the poster is, but it cuts down on some confusion.

I always thought Farnhamia was male, until I actually read the posts. Now I know better. *blushes*

Read the posts!?!?! What a concept! :D

Read the posts!?!?! What a concept! :D

I did...but it still took me a while to figure it out.

But I'm slow like that.

I always pictured Jocabia as an angry black woman...

Read the posts!?!?! What a concept! :D

I know, amazing concept, eh? :D

I always thought Farnhamia was male, until I actually read the posts. Now I know better. *blushes*
Me too, until I read the 3-some thread. *blushes too*

Also, when I first started on NSG, I thought everybody was female because of the "a" ending to names. I was smacked with a trout after I told Eutrusca I thought he was female. :(

Heh. The -ia ending and my general excessive feminine-ness would probably cause many a fool to come to the wrong conclusion. Well, it would if I posted on here more than about once a month, and my replies hadn't killed stone dead practically every thread in which i've participated, meaning that no-one will ever realise that im here:p.
Anyhoo, I generally assume posters are female, because even if they prove not to be, I can say "well, you were" given that all embryos start off female:D. Score.

i think glitziness might be a girl.

Me too, until I read the 3-some thread. *blushes too*

Also, when I first started on NSG, I thought everybody was female because of the "a" ending to names. I was smacked with a trout after I told Eutrusca I thought he was female. :(

Is that why everyone thought I was female in my last incarnation? *ponders*

Heh. The -ia ending and my general excessive feminine-ness would probably cause many a fool to come to the wrong conclusion. Well, it would if I posted on here more than about once a month, and my replies hadn't killed stone dead practically every thread in which i've participated, meaning that no-one will ever realise that im here:p.
Anyhoo, I generally assume posters are female, because even if they prove not to be, I can say "well, you were" given that all embryos start off female:D. Score.

I think it's just the pink and lavender sig.

i think glitziness might be a girl.

Y'think? And where's Herself been lately, anyway?

I always pictured Jocabia as an angry black woman...

For some reason, when I first got here, I thought Sumamba was black.

Hung like a mule, sure, but not black :D

Yes, I also judged names to be feminine if they ended in 'a'. Habit from speaking Spanish I think. No longer.

But, Neesika, you said you always think everyone is a guy.

Nah, the Pancake's a 14-year-old girl ... young woman, I mean.

i recall now she 15 now

Is that why everyone thought I was female in my last incarnation? *ponders*

What incarnation was that???

For some reason, when I first got here, I thought Sumamba was black.

Hung like a mule, sure, but not black :D

Yes, I also judged names to be feminine if they ended in 'a'. Habit from speaking Spanish I think. No longer.

Actually, it was his posts. He talked a lot like my aunts do. *shrug*

Is that why everyone thought I was female in my last incarnation? *ponders*
Well, I was an internet n00b who didn't know the rule that there are no girls on the internet until it was too late. Should've done my research first. Then I could've pretended to be a gay male and have some fun with all of you. :p

But, Neesika, you said you always think everyone is a guy. True. Doesn't mean I'm not surprised when I find out to the contrary.

Oh, and remember how many people assumed The Cat-Tribe was a woman because he described himself as a feminist? *chuckles*

i recall now she 15 now

Yes, I suppose she is ... time continues to pass in the Outside World, doesn't it?

Y'think? And where's Herself been lately, anyway?

*resists making crude joke*...... :(


she's been busy with college and me, but she still lurks

I think it's just the pink and lavender sig.

:eek: You may well be right. My sig is a veritable colour-splurge nightmare, and really could benefit from some judicious editing but....one has far better things to do


ok, one actually doesn't

I'm a guy. Except when I'm dressed up as a bunny. Then I am a gender neutral entity. I'll never tell you when I'm dressed up as a bunny, so you will never be able to tell when I will take insult or not. Joke's on you.

Hop-hop.
You're that bunny that attacked me for my banana, aren't you? :mad:
Actually, it was his posts. He talked a lot like my aunts do. *shrug*
...teehee. Jocabia sounds like a black woman. :D

Dina, you just made my day.

True. Doesn't mean I'm not surprised when I find out to the contrary.

Oh, and remember how many people assumed The Cat-Tribe was a woman because he described himself as a feminist? *chuckles*

Cat-Tribe was a bit before my time, but I can see some of the folks hereabouts jumping to that conclusion. I myself am proud to be a Feministy (thanks for the term, Glorious freedonia!).

Yes, I suppose she is ... time continues to pass in the Outside World, doesn't it?

it dose :(

You're that bunny that attacked me for my banana, aren't you? :mad:


No. Give me your banana.

...teehee. Jocabia sounds like a black woman. :D
Dina, you just made my day.

*bow* Always willing to help.

No. Give me your banana.
You ate my banana. I want it back.
*bow* Always willing to help.
:)

For some bizarre reason I had a little trouble getting Bottle's gender straight when I first came to this place. I thought she was female but she said something that made me doubt and then I couldn't decide. Sometimes the old brain doesn't engage properly.

You ate my banana. I want it back.

:)

Um.

*hops away*

What incarnation was that???
Incertonia--a long long time ago. There are very few around who remember me from then.
Cat-Tribe was a bit before my time, but I can see some of the folks hereabouts jumping to that conclusion. I myself am proud to be a Feministy (thanks for the term, Glorious freedonia!).
That might be part of it too. I'm quite big on the whole equal rights thing.

Incertonia--a long long time ago. There are very few around who remember me from then.Wow, Incertonia exists! I see posts all the time (okay, occasionally) wondering where he -er, you went to.

That might be part of it too. I'm quite big on the whole equal rights thing.

And only women could really be for equal rights. No real man would. :p

Has there ever been a female troll? A true troll? Seems to be a male tendency (she said, generalizing madly).

And only women could really be for equal rights. No real man would. :p

Has there ever been a female troll? A true troll? Seems to be a male tendency (she said, generalizing madly).
My puppet was trolling around for a couple of days, thought it was pretending to be male.

My puppet was trolling around for a couple of days, thought it was pretending to be male.

See? All the trolls I can recall since I got here last summer have been male.

Wow, Incertonia exists! I see posts all the time (okay, occasionally) wondering where he -er, you went to.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I feel like a total moron now. (Shut up, you in the peanut gallery.)

Incertonia has been around this whole bloody time, and me chatting him up on a regular basis, and I never put it together.

I knew there was a reason I liked Nazz so much...

I thought Farnhamia was male at first, I mean, with the whole Heinlein reference and all. But, I shouldn't make assumptions, should I? Especially, since most people on NS seem to assume I'm male, which, clearly, I'm not.

For some bizarre reason I had a little trouble getting Bottle's gender straight when I first came to this place. I thought she was female but she said something that made me doubt and then I couldn't decide. Sometimes the old brain doesn't engage properly.
To be fair, I've had very good friends tell me that they wouldn't believe I am female except for the fact that I have prominent boobies and I tell stories about my menses. (As somebody who greatly enjoys gorey movies, I get a kick out of my monthly bleeding spells. Wicked gross!! SWEET!)

Has there ever been a female troll? A true troll? Seems to be a male tendency (she said, generalizing madly).

I guess there must be. Given the number of trolls on NSG there must be an all-year mating season, which I wager would require a significant number of troll-ettes. Unless, of course they breed in the same way as bacteria. Which would be strangely apt;)

I thought Farnhamia was male at first, I mean, with the whole Heinlein reference and all. But, I shouldn't make assumptions, should I? Especially, since most people seem to assume I'm male, which, clearly, I'm not.

well, it's clear now anyway ;)

Incertonia--a long long time ago. There are very few around who remember me from then.

weren't you being all sly about telling people this before?

and i totally guessed it, go me!

I thought Farnhamia was male at first, I mean, with the whole Heinlein reference and all. But, I shouldn't make assumptions, should I? Especially, since most people on NS seem to assume I'm male, which, clearly, I'm not.
Don't worry about it. I have a number of traits that people would label as male, if they were son inclined to label such things. And I don't know very many women who are big fans of Heinlein, or who read as much ancient history as I do, or who have subscribed to Scientific American for twenty years. I'm sure there are some out there.

And, uhm ... I didn't think you were female. Didn't actually think about your gender.

To be fair, I've had very good friends tell me that they wouldn't believe I am female except for the fact that I have prominent boobies and I tell stories about my menses. (As somebody who greatly enjoys gorey movies, I get a kick out of my monthly bleeding spells. Wicked gross!! SWEET!)

:eek:

I lol-ed, truly. I don't recall that I've sat around and discussed my menses with the girls all that often, though there have been times. Usually it's "Who the hell designed this stupid reproductive system, anyway?!?!"

I have prominent boobies

<insert obligatory "Prove it!">

And, In the hopes of making this post relavant, I've been called female a few too many times for my liking.

I guess there must be. Given the number of trolls on NSG there must be an all-year mating season, which I wager would require a significant number of troll-ettes. Unless, of course they breed in the same way as bacteria. Which would be strangely apt;)

An infection of trolls!

An infection of trolls!

Just make sure NS takes the full course of antibiotics.

No one will ever guess my gender! BWahahahaha!

You're female. Although, what's with the new puppet? Did your main get banned or something?

i think glitziness might be a girl.
The name kind of gives it away, too.

Well, I was an internet n00b who didn't know the rule that there are no girls on the internet until it was too late. Should've done my research first. Then I could've pretended to be a gay male and have some fun with all of you. :p
I never learned it either. Fortunately, I switched to gender-neutral in time (I'm so élite I don't even subscribe to your flawed concept of gender! Ha HA!)

Incertonia--a long long time ago. There are very few around who remember me from then.
Incertonia! I remember you.

... damn, I feel old now.

An infection of trolls!

If anyone can think of a better collective noun for that pestilent species, then I shall fully devour my metaphorical headwear:p .

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I feel like a total moron now. (Shut up, you in the peanut gallery.)

Incertonia has been around this whole bloody time, and me chatting him up on a regular basis, and I never put it together.

I knew there was a reason I liked Nazz so much...

I'm sorry. I thought I'd told you.

You're female. Although, what's with the new puppet? Did your main get banned or something?
I like this nation name better, but, I could never get my email properly validated until recently. Plus this name just looks so much better.

I like this nation name better, but, I could never get my email properly validated until recently. Plus this name just looks so much better.

I dunno, I like the letter K. But that's just me. Your nation and all I suppose.

weren't you being all sly about telling people this before?

and i totally guessed it, go me!

Yeah. I was closeted for a while, but now I'm out. ;)

I dunno, I like the letter K. But that's just me. Your nation and all I suppose.

It's a well-known fact that words containing the letter K are funnier than words that don't.

Farflorin used to be KarKlorin? :confused:

Incertonia! I remember you.

... damn, I feel old now.
So since we're playing class reunion, who did you used to be?

I'm relatively good at guessing genders - mainly because I usually pay close attention and lurk until I actually know who I'm talking to.

I did fall for the Eve Online moniker, though. Couldn't stand that bitch from the moment I saw "her" first post, either. :p

I guess there must be. Given the number of trolls on NSG there must be an all-year mating season, which I wager would require a significant number of troll-ettes. Unless, of course they breed in the same way as bacteria. Which would be strangely apt;)
Trollettes!

I totally am going to make a trollette, just for the awesomeness that is the name.

*giggles*


You're female. Although, what's with the new puppet? Did your main get banned or something? So, what, Farflorin = Kryozerkia?
Why would she make a puppet?

I never learned it either. Fortunately, I switched to gender-neutral in time (I'm so élite I don't even subscribe to your flawed concept of gender! Ha HA!)


Incertonia! I remember you.

... damn, I feel old now.
Who the hell are you? (Have been wanting to ask that for several days now, so why not use this chance :p).

Trollettes!

I totally am going to make a trollette, just for the awesomeness that is the name.

*giggles*


No, the "trollette" is the porcelain thing next to the bidet, isn't it?

I am often mistaken for a woman.

Who the hell are you? (Have been wanting to ask that for several days now, so why not use this chance :p).
Same guy I was then--if you know the Nazz, you know Incertonia. It was my first nation, back from the old server and with 12K posts of his own. I predated Eutrusca, came in when Parratoga pretty much ruled the roost and Marathon was a pain in everyone's ass, and when flame wars were really flame wars. There was this guy named Annelida who would just hurt your feelings if you got on the wrong side of him.

It's a well-known fact that words containing the letter K are funnier than words that don't.

Farflorin used to be KarKlorin? :confused:

So, what, Farflorin = Kryozerkia?
Why would she make a puppet?
Because Farflorin, formerly Florin, broke off from Kryozerkia during Regional War 1 vs Kutou-koku. Farflorin was made because it broke away from the north-western corridor of Kryozerkia. Farflorin has 6.5 billion. :p a hell of a puppet. :D

So, what, Farflorin = Kryozerkia?
Why would she make a puppet?
She's had it for ages and I guess wanted a change. and a clean record :P


Who the hell are you? (Have been wanting to ask that for several days now, so why not use this chance :p).
I'm Dzanjir, of course. Who I used to be can be a matter for your own speculation. :D

EDIT: Well actually that's a bit unfair, because I posted a lot more in International Incidents than I did in NS General, and spent even more of my time on IRC. I'd also go randomly inactive for long periods of time, then suddenly come back and amass a thousand new posts overnight.

Same guy I was then--if you know the Nazz, you know Incertonia. It was my first nation, back from the old server and with 12K posts of his own. I predated Eutrusca, came in when Parratoga pretty much ruled the roost and Marathon was a pain in everyone's ass, and when flame wars were really flame wars. There was this guy named Annelida who would just hurt your feelings if you got on the wrong side of him.
Nooo, silly, I didn't call your true self into doubt - that question was addressed to Dzanjir, you know, the guy I quoted? ;) :p

I am often mistaken for a woman.
I still say that's the fault of Harry Potter's Ginny. *nods*

Nooo, silly, I didn't call your true self into doubt - that question was addressed to Dzanjir, you know, the guy I quoted? ;) :p

Ah--I just saw the thing about me in the quote box. Didn't bother to actually look at who was doing the asking. :p

I still say that's the fault of Harry Potter's Ginny. *nods*

I still can't believe her and Harry got together. They're just totally not right for each other.

I'm Dzanjir, of course. Who I used to be can be a matter for your own speculation. :D

EDIT: Well actually that's a bit unfair, because I posted a lot more in International Incidents than I did in NS General, and spent even more of my time on IRC. I'd also go randomly inactive for long periods of time, then suddenly come back and amass a thousand new posts overnight.
Meh, then I wouldn't know you anyway unless you're Czardas.

I still can't believe her and Harry got together. They're just totally not right for each other. :p *pats*

Incertonia--a long long time ago. There are very few around who remember me from then.

Holy fuck!!! LOL I never made the connection!

Meh, then I wouldn't know you anyway unless you're Czardas.

Are you accusing me of classlessness?!

anyway, wasn't Czardas Feb 2005, whereas I've been around for a good deal longer? (To give you an idea, I remember back when Kryozerkia was a roleplayer.)

Don't know, except for Darknovae's gender being Pancake.

Don't know, except for Darknovae's gender being Pancake.

You're male, I'm thinking, but I have no good reason for the thought.

Chandelier we know is female 'cause she said so and was nice enough to post a picture.

Until given some clue otherwise, I mostly think of people on NSG as gender neutral. I did, however, think that Ritlina was female for a while, though I can't remember why.

I tend to be largely indifferent to the gender of other posters unless it is somehow directly relevant to the topic of discussion, so I do not bother with trying to figure it out.

I wonder what people would think of my gender just based on my name.

I know that on an online personality test that is supposed to tell how masculine or feminine you are, I got about 53% feminine and 47% masculine. So I suppose I might seem a little bit androgynous at times, or so I've been told before.

Hey, it's not my fault you don't like your freckles.

Actually I'm a guy...

And only women could really be for equal rights. No real man would. :p

Has there ever been a female troll? A true troll? Seems to be a male tendency (she said, generalizing madly).

We had Sin as HerPower

We had Sin as HerPower
Now that was an amusing way to spend a lecture...

*gets all nostalgic*

I generally assume people are male (whatever the nation name), unless I've noticed otherwise in posts. Never made a complete tit of myself by getting it wrong, as far as I can remember.

I wonder if everyone who guesses the poster's gender also assumes that their sex matches it.

The person who runs account this is usually a girl, but right now she's not here. So the point goes to the Y Chromosome for now.

For some reason, when I first got here, I thought Sumamba was black.

Hung like a mule, sure, but not black :D

:D

I wonder if everyone who guesses the poster's gender also assumes that their sex matches it.

A very good point! Interchangable use of these terms is tres annoying.

And learned the hard way that names ending with 'ia' or 'a' doesn't mean that someone is necessarily a girl. :D

Letila being a classic example of that one. The fact that they had a picture of a moth with a stunning resemblance to a vagina on each and every one of their posts didn't help either.

I'm sorry. I thought I'd told you.
You probably did, but I probably read it before my morning coffee.

You could tell me, "The world has been taken over by rampaging space mushrooms and we're all going to die," and if I haven't had my coffee I will nod, smile, and gaze off into space. Fifteen minutes later, I'll be like, "WTF is up with all these space mushrooms?!"

A very good point! Interchangable use of these terms is tres annoying.

as is the random use of French

as is the random use of French

Mais non!:p

I never really think about another posters gender, or sex, unless they bring it up. (pardon the pun), but in typing I will usually refer to them as "He"

I never really think about another posters gender, or sex, unless they bring it up. (pardon the pun), but in typing I will usually refer to them as "He"
I used to use "she" as my default pronoun, simply because I don't see why it would be any different than using "he" as the default, but I was shocked by the number of posters who were deeply offended at my use of this pronoun. Apparently, having somebody assume that you are female is the worst possible insult (while having somebody assume you are male is...normal?).

I used to use "she" as my default pronoun, simply because I don't see why it would be any different than using "he" as the default, but I was shocked by the number of posters who were deeply offended at my use of this pronoun. Apparently, having somebody assume that you are female is the worst possible insult (while having somebody assume you are male is...normal?).
I agree fully with this, though I switch in my pronoun usage, that way, it keeps everyone guessing.

I obviously come across as an openly confrontational, drunk college student, who picks fights just for the hell of it, even though he's got virtually no interest in an issue besides the sheer joy of arguing.

I used to use "she" as my default pronoun, simply because I don't see why it would be any different than using "he" as the default, but I was shocked by the number of posters who were deeply offended at my use of this pronoun. Apparently, having somebody assume that you are female is the worst possible insult (while having somebody assume you are male is...normal?).

I for one would not be insulted if someone refered to me by the wrong pronoun. Its not like we are talking to each other face to face after all. I simply use the male pronoun by default due to the fact that the majority of people here are male. Strangely enough, I assumed you were male, Bottle, until I found out different.

I used to use "she" as my default pronoun, simply because I don't see why it would be any different than using "he" as the default, but I was shocked by the number of posters who were deeply offended at my use of this pronoun. Apparently, having somebody assume that you are female is the worst possible insult (while having somebody assume you are male is...normal?).

You see, "he" has one less keystroke than "she", making it the logical choice. Thilly. :D

I for one would not be insulted if someone refered to me by the wrong pronoun. Its not like we are talking to each other face to face after all. I simply use the male pronoun by default due to the fact that the majority of people here are male.

I use it now simply because of the freak-outs I encountered over my use of the female pronoun. It's just not worth dealing with that kind of distraction. Female posters usually control themselves better and just politely correct those who assume they are male, so I rely upon their maturity. Not really fair, but there you have it.


Strangely enough, I assumed you were male, Bottle, until I found out different.
Most people do, don't worry about it. :D

Most people do, don't worry about it. :D

Honestly, I always assumed you were female. Probably saw it in a thread during the early days somewhere.

I obviously come across as an openly confrontational, drunk college student, who picks fights just for the hell of it, even though he's got virtually no interest in an issue besides the sheer joy of arguing.

And everyone ignores him! :p

Honestly, I always assumed you were female. Probably saw it in a thread during the early days somewhere.

me too, actually.

When people try to refer to me by a pronoun ("he" or "she") I always have to correct them, because I don't like being referred to in generic terms. As for what to call people whose gender I don't know, I either refer to them by full name or "it"/"they" (bad habits from spoken english, I know).

And everyone ignores him! :p

If only.

Then maybe I could leave.

If only.

Then maybe I could leave.

Its been said before: "No one ever really leaves NSG"

Its been said before: "No one ever really leaves NSG"

It's like Hotel California...

It's like Hotel California...

NSG is all about Satanism?

NSG is all about Satanism?

What does Hotel California have to do with Satanism?

NSG is all about Satanism?

?

NSG is all about Satanism?

That explains the flames... :D

That explains the flames... :D

*Ding*. Have 100 points.

*Ding*. Have 100 points.

Woohoo!1 :D :D :D :D

I don't post very often, but I have been around for a time. What do you all assume of me??

I don't post very often, but I have been around for a time. What do you all assume of me??

You strike me as a young thai pimp.

LOL!! Um, that's a new one for me. I'll have to add it to my portfolio.

"young Thai pimp"

I don't post very often, but I have been around for a time. What do you all assume of me??


You're a guy?

I don't post very often, but I have been around for a time. What do you all assume of me??

Miscellaneous! :p

Miscellaneous! :p
LOL!! Sesquipedalian is another term for me at times. I am not a guy, although I think that it is funny that most people that I am when I post.

This is the internet. The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI, to steal someone else's thoughts and paraphrase them poorly.

Do carrots have a gender?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/aprcarrot.jpg

This is the internet. The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI, to steal someone else's thoughts and paraphrase them poorly.

*Looks down* Funny looking penis... ;)

*Looks down* Funny looking penis... ;)
All women on the internet receive one standard issue penis (9ft long and 3ft wide), two standard testicles (like giant watermelons in a burlap bag) and 9000 feet of thigh-thick pubic hair.

I believe Grainne has two.

Oh. I thought Darknovae was a guy.

14 year old female guy.

Eh, I usually assume guy unless their name or title says otherwise.

This is the internet. The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI, to steal someone else's thoughts and paraphrase them poorly.

Actually, that's a myth. The men and women are also FBI agents. They're all looking for pedophiles and terrorists, not knowing that pedophiles and terrorists actually hang out at the Pede & Terry Bar in Dublin, as opposed to the internets. So they just sit around all day and watch pr0n and pretend to be men/women/children until they grow into pedophiles and terrorists too, and a new generation of FBI agents steps in.

It's an endless cycle.

for some reason the first impression people have of me around here is a 40 year old man.........it sucks.

after they read about 2 of my posts, they change their mind.

Hey-I'm almost a 40 year year old man. I'd rather be me than most people.

Do carrots have a gender?
Of Course, but I can't tell you which one. ;)

All women on the internet receive one standard issue penis (9ft long and 3ft wide), two standard testicles (like giant watermelons in a burlap bag) and 9000 feet of thigh-thick pubic hair.

I believe Grainne has two.

Yes, but my penii are in hibernation... in a drawer. They need a strap-on to keep them comany I think.

What does Hotel California have to do with Satanism?

http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/hotel.htm