Zombie zombie duck
I V Stalin
29-01-2007, 18:25
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6309159.stm
Remember that duck that survived living in a fridge for two days? Well, it died on the operating table as vets were repairing damage to its wing, leg and beak - but was then resuscitated. If cats have nine lives, how many do ducks have?
Eltaphilon
29-01-2007, 18:26
If cats have nine lives, how many do ducks have?
Too many it seems.
Although ducks are incredibly awesome.
Dinaverg
29-01-2007, 18:31
"Although ducks are incredibly awesome."
That said everything I had to say. *leaves*
Nice to see people go through so much trouble over a duck. Now if only we cared as much about people...
"At that point the vet turned and said: 'I'm sorry, she's gone.'"
The room fell into shocked silence as those present took in the news, but then Perky raised her head and began flapping her wings. Rollercoaster nuthing, that was a free fall!
United Beleriand
29-01-2007, 18:50
Nice to see people go through so much trouble over a duck. Now if only we cared as much about people...People don't deserve that. Ducks do.
People don't deserve that. Ducks do.
Truth. I've never had a duck cut me off in traffic and then have the nerve to give ME the finger. Nor have they ever ranted at me in Spanish like I don't know what's being said, molested a child, smoked crystal meth, encouraged like-minded assholes in endeavors such as 'Nashville Star', or played shitty music while I was in a bar.
Fuck people.
People don't deserve that. Ducks do.
I would rather be a partisan for the betterment of humanity. When we want to give our fellow humans the best possible health care and simply treat everyone decently, then maybe we can turn to the improvement of the lives of fowl.
Farflorin
29-01-2007, 19:54
If you're not careful, ducks will take over the world, just like they did with the moon (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ducks.php)!
Epic Fusion
29-01-2007, 20:36
that story reminded me of the good old days
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!
*plays theme tune*
GET OVER HERE!!!!
... Just thought of something... if that duck came back to life twice, three times if you count it being shot and stuffed into a Refridgerator...
damnit... does that mean that "Disco Duck" is coming back!?!?! :eek:
Desperate Measures
29-01-2007, 20:47
... Just thought of something... if that duck came back to life twice, three times if you count it being shot and stuffed into a Refridgerator...
damnit... does that mean that "Disco Duck" is coming back!?!?! :eek:
Disco Duck never left. Just biding his time.
Teh_pantless_hero
29-01-2007, 20:55
God damn zombie duck. You know they are going to keep it as a pet when its healed, and then it will steal their souls and bring about the fowl revolution.
Iztatepopotla
29-01-2007, 21:02
As soon as I read that report I knew there would be thread on NSG with the title "Zombie Duck" :)
Tarlachia
29-01-2007, 21:05
I wonder if the duck quacked, "Aflack"...
And considering how the duck died and rose again... I have only one thing to say.
The duck is the Anti-Christ...
Ya can't kill him. In fact, he's almost as good as Chuck Norris...