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The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?

Are you out of your mind? The answer is NEVER

I confuse sex and other emotions way too easily, and I have jealousy issues. So probably not. On the other hand, I don't think I'd do the whole two girls and one guy thing well either.

edit: For the poll I picked the first option, but I'm not sure about "never". Just definitely not now during my hormonal teenage years...

On the other hand, I don't think I'd do the whole two girls and one guy thing well either.

My boy, you're missing out

quite bisexual eh? ::sigh:: Personally i find the idea of a threesome depersonalizing. I think it should be between two people.

My boy, you're missing out

I probably am :(. Currently I've even started to actively turn down any type of possible physicaly intimate relationship. Meh.

Yeah, I wouldn't do it. I prefer one-on-one sex within the confines of marriage.

But that's just me.

I'll do anything to anyone and would like it reciprocated, please.

quite bisexual eh? ::sigh:: Personally i find the idea of a threesome depersonalizing. I think it should be between two people.

That's the thing though. The idea of sex with a guy disgusts me...which is why I originally thought no. But I figure...if I don't have to touch him or anything...I'd be fine just focusing on the girl.

As for depersonalizing...eh...sex is simply an act. The emotional connection that comes with it is either in place before hand or created by the person after. It isn't always there, trust me.

Yeah, I wouldn't do it. I prefer one-on-one sex within the confines of marriage.

But that's just me.

Eh...to each their own, of course. I think i'd prefer one-on-one sex as well, but certainly not within the confines of marriage, until I am married of course.

As for depersonalizing...eh...sex is simply an act. The emotional connection that comes with it is either in place before hand or created by the person after. It isn't always there, trust me.

Its true, and my emotional connections would keep me from ever doing that.

No. Despite precautions, the danger of ball-touching is just too risky.

Lol, The Horror Channel, are you sure you're straight?

Well, I'm bisexual, but I'm trying to consider what my reaction would be to a threesome with someone who was physically loathsome... and I don't think I would have a problem, assuming the third person was attractive, anyway.

Sure! Whatever! Just let me get SOME kind of action, Jesus Christ I'm that desperate!

The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?

Define physical Contact?

I mean, a DP would result in physical contact between two males but not in an active sexual nature.

I wouldn't mind as long as there is no sex involving me and the other guy that does not have the woman involved.

and later she agrees to two girls and me, with the same stipulation... of course.

Do I get the front or back?

Well, I'm bisexual, but I'm trying to consider what my reaction would be to a threesome with someone who was physically loathsome... and I don't think I would have a problem, assuming the third person was attractive, anyway.

sweet there is another one of us out there. Woohoo!

*is a girl, but watches thread in interest*

*is a girl, but watches thread in interest*

*is a guy, removes clothing and dances provocatively*

*is a guy, removes clothing and dances provocatively*
*goes blind*

I prefer one-on-one since it feels more intimate, but I'd be fine with it.

*is a guy, removes clothing and dances provocatively*
You must be REALLY bored.
*goes blind*
Mission accomplished?

I'm a girl.

I'm a girl.

A hot one too...

*goes blind*

Surprise buttsecks!

<.<

You must be REALLY bored.

Mission accomplished?

Yes, and yes.

I'm a girl.

Would you be down for a threesome with me and another guy of my choosing, then?

I'm a girl.
Oh my god, Ruffy, do you like see that like guy like dancing over like there? It's like OMG! :eek:
A hot one too...
;)
Surprise buttsecks!

<.<

Yes, and yes.

Would you be down for a threesome with me and another guy of my choosing, then?
Ruffy's down with anything. :p

A hot one too...

PROVE IT! :P

Surprise buttsecks!

<.<
How could you do that? Ladame is a innocent, respectable, young dame and you should not take advantage of her like this. You should at least give her the choice of entrances.
Would you be down for a threesome with me and another guy of my choosing, then?
Oooo! Ooo! Pick me! Pick me!

Oh my god, Ruffy, do you like see that like guy like dancing over like there? It's like OMG! :eek:

Hang on. Is it OMG!, or is it just like OMG!?

Hang on. Is it OMG!, or is it just like OMG!?
Yes and yes.

A hot one too...
Oh you're just saying that because I have big boobs. :rolleyes:
Would you be down for a threesome with me and another guy of my choosing, then?

Yes.

How could you do that? Ladame is a innocent, respectable, young dame and you should not take advantage of her like this. You should at least give her the choice of entrances.

Oooo! Ooo! Pick me! Pick me!
Buttsecks for you, dear.

Ginny + Posi + Ruffy = :eek::eek::eek:
Hang on. Is it OMG!, or is it just like OMG!?
You're like OMG!

Buttsecks for you, dear.
IC.

Explains the blinding pain in my ass.
Ginny + Posi + Ruffy = :eek::eek::eek:
Ruffy should change his name to Ruffi.

Oh my god, Ruffy, do you like see that like guy like dancing over like there? It's like OMG! :eek:

Lyke OMG I lyke so totally do! He is soo hoooottt. I would liek.. so totally do him.

Buttsecks for you, dear.

Ginny + Posi + Ruffy = :eek::eek::eek:

You're like OMG!

Okay. Let's have an orgy.

Oh you're just saying that because I have big boobs. :rolleyes:
To quote you,Yes.






Sexy.

Okay. Let's have an orgy.

OMG, A/S/L?

IC.

Explains the blinding pain in my ass.

Ruffy should change his name to Ruffi.
*nods*
Lyke OMG I lyke so totally do! He is soo hoooottt. I would liek.. so totally do him.
You do that. :p
Okay. Let's have an orgy.
Sorry, boys, but I'm tired and I need to sleep. 'Night all.

Lyke OMG I lyke so totally do! He is soo hoooottt. I would liek.. so totally do him.

:fluffle:

OMG, A/S/L?

18/M/Right behind you

*nods*

You do that. :p

Sorry, boys, but I'm tired and I need to sleep. 'Night all.

'Night. :fluffle:

18/M/Right behind you

OMG! I'm 18/M/Right in front of you! We should hang out sometime.

IC.Ruffy should change his name to Ruffi.
La Dame gave me the name Ruffy, I believe.
Okay. Let's have an orgy.

*stretches*

OMG! I'm 18/M/Right in front of you! We should hang out sometime.

Totally.

La Dame gave me the name Ruffy, I believe.
Well, she mandates you change it to Ruffi, and correct all those who use the y.
*stretches*
*can't wait*

La Dame gave me the name Ruffy, I believe.


*stretches*

*inserts*

>.>

The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?

I'm not straight, but chances are, she'll ask you both to at least do something together. Definite no.

I'm not straight, but chances are, she'll ask you both to at least do something together. Definite no.

OMG, how'd you get Ladame to pose for your Av?

To quote you,






Sexy.
:fluffle:
*nods*

You do that. :p

Sorry, boys, but I'm tired and I need to sleep. 'Night all.

:(

Yeah, if I was just having sex with the woman, it'd be fine if she wanted an additional guy to be having sex with her as well.

but chances are, she'll ask you both to at least do something together.

Asking is one thing, Euro. Refusing is another...

The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?

That's pretty gay. I don't want to be there with some other guy's junk waving around somewhere nearby. Smelling some other guy's man-odors. Getting sloppy seconds. No way.

That's pretty gay. I don't want to be there with some other guy's junk waving around somewhere nearby. Smelling some other guy's man-odors. Getting sloppy seconds. No way.

Hahaha...

Anyhow, how would it be sloppy seconds if it's at the same time? Oh...and you'd never have sex with a girl who's had sex before?

I'm a straight guy, and I'm like you...no physical contact and I'm cool with it

The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?

'Straight Men'? What the hell?!?

You'd ask the advice of assholes like Bud Abbott and Dean Martin over us, your friends? :(

Besides, the odds of straight men being alive today(nevermind on NSG) is highly unlikely. I think you need to broaden your range of advice invitations. *nod*

'Straight Men'? What the hell?!?

You'd ask the advice of assholes like Bud Abbott and Dean Martin over us, your friends? :(

Besides, the odds of straight men being alive today(nevermind on NSG) is highly unlikely. I think you need to broaden your range of advice invitations. *nod*

o.O

eh?

o.O

eh?

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-005.gif

'Straight Men'? What the hell?!?

You'd ask the advice of assholes like Bud Abbott and Dean Martin over us, your friends? :(

Besides, the odds of straight men being alive today(nevermind on NSG) is highly unlikely. I think you need to broaden your range of advice invitations. *nod*

LG: We have 3 guys on the girl - we have Who's on top, What's on bottom, I Don't Know's on rear.

Steel B: That's what I wanna find out.

LG: I say Who's on top, What's on bottom, I Don't Know's on rear.

Steel B: You know the fellows' names?

LG: Certainly!

Steel B: Well then who's on top?

LG: Yes!

Steel B: I mean the fellow's name!

LG: Who!

Steel B: The guy on top!

LG: Who!

LG: We have 3 guys on the girl - we have Who's on top, What's on bottom, I Don't Know's on rear.

Steel B: That's what I wanna find out.

LG: I say Who's on top, What's on bottom, I Don't Know's on rear.

Steel B: You know the fellows' names?

LG: Certainly!

Steel B: Well then who's on top?

LG: Yes!

Steel B: I mean the fellow's name!

LG: Who!

Steel B: The guy on top!

LG: Who!


YAY! :D

P.S: Tomorrow is the fluffer. ;)

The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?

Not really into threesomes (not the wwm variety either).
However, the thought of sex involving another man does not repulse me - so assuming I am single at the time or that she is my significant other: maybe.

The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?

Luckily enough, my boyfriend doesn't mind physical contact with other men :D

Edit : Ruffy, when did you become a girl???

The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?
I'll just say Spit Roast!
quite bisexual eh? ::sigh:: Personally i find the idea of a threesome depersonalizing. I think it should be between two people.
I would agree with you, unless there are any offers...
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Nice work Gartref, everyone likes a good Who joke.:)

Well, I'm bisexual, but I'm trying to consider what my reaction would be to a threesome with someone who was physically loathsome... and I don't think I would have a problem, assuming the third person was attractive, anyway.

I don't think I'd care for that scenario.... knowing that one of the two people I'm having sex with is constantly on edge for fear of touching or seeing something he doesn't want to, that would only end up making me nervous.

i'm affraid i don't quite understand the question or the problem.
in cameroi a typical merrage/household consists of multiple both husbands and wives, having several interests, often of a tecnological or scientific nature, in common. this accounts for arround 63% of adult lananarans, cameroi included: while 32% of both genders live quite happily, some permisquously, some not, as hermits, and the few left over make somewhat more unique arraingements.

i suppose a few might even seek to immitate the silliness of humans, but i lack the personal experience to either verify or deny that.

=^^=
.../\...

i'm affraid i don't quite understand the question or the problem.
in cameroi a typical merrage/household consists of multiple both husbands and wives, having several interests, often of a tecnological or scientific nature, in common. this accounts for arround 63% of adult lananarans, cameroi included: while 32% of both genders live quite happily, some permisquously, some not, as hermits, and the few left over make somewhat more unique arraingements.

i suppose a few might even seek to immitate the silliness of humans, but i lack the personal experience to either verify or deny that.

=^^=
.../\...

Yeah....non-RP forum...

I’ve already experienced a 2 guys, one gal.... experience.

Twas a lot of fun for all involved, but quite detached from the intimate, personal experience of ‘coupley-sex’, for want of a better term. And all three people need to be very sure of themselves and each other.

Alcohol probably had a lot to do with experience....

The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?Is this purely hypothetical, or does she have a specific man in mind?

Never!

Guys, you've NO idea what you're missing out on. :D

Remember kids, it's not gay if your balls don't touch.

Aw, looking at the poll is making me sad. :(

Methinks one would almost have to go with two bisexual males (mmmhhh...) in order to have that threesome and they don't exactly grow on trees.

Otherwise, the whole fantasy-come-true thing would end up being an awkward disaster:
I don't think I'd care for that scenario.... knowing that one of the two people I'm having sex with is constantly on edge for fear of touching or seeing something he doesn't want to, that would only end up making me nervous.

Then again, it's not that I'm so very free of this, either:
I confuse sex and other emotions way too easily, and I have jealousy issues. So probably not.


Bah. Le sigh.

*mopes*

I'd probably be ok with it provided no physical contact. But I'm not sure I'd be particularly bothered if there were contact. Depending on what the contact actually is.

I'm in deep shit for saying this, but...


EIFFEL TOWER!

Aw, looking at the poll is making me sad. :(

Methinks one would almost have to go with two bisexual males (mmmhhh...) in order to have that threesome and they don't exactly grow on trees.

Otherwise, the whole fantasy-come-true thing would end up being an awkward disaster:


Then again, it's not that I'm so very free of this, either:



Bah. Le sigh.

*mopes*


There are far more bisexual men than will freely admit it. I've been with a few. Sure they're "straight", til they're screaming "Harder!".

Nah. I'm jealous, and like to have things my way. If some guy wanted to do her doggy style, while I wanted to do her from the side, it wouldn't quite work out too well.

I've also got self-esteem and competitiveness issues, so the entire time I'd be wondering who's making her feel better, if she cums who made her do it, etc.

I just couldn't deal with it.

as a woman, i am completely uninterested in having 2 men at one time. if they were terrified of accidentally touching each other, it would just be that much worse.

I'm in deep shit for saying this, but...


EIFFEL TOWER!

You sir, are horrible. [laughs]

I'm in deep shit for saying this, but...


EIFFEL TOWER!

Is there a light on top to warn off approaching aircraft? (And yes, you are horrid.)

i'm bisexual but i don't know that i'd be necessarily up for a threesome. i'm not a big fan of the idea of sex with someone i'm not emotionally interested in. i'm too much of a romantic for that i think. that said, i have enough trouble getting sex with just one person, let alone two at once. maybe one day if my attitudes towards sex and love become a bit free-er i'd be able to do it but until then i have too many hang-ups to pursue sex with more than one person.

Is there a light on top to warn off approaching aircraft? (And yes, you are horrid.)

I don't get the Eiffel Tower joke...

Guys, you've NO idea what you're missing out on. :D
I have my imagination... :eek: :D It's a great imagination...

Remember kids, it's not gay if your balls don't touch.don't touch what? ;)

I have my imagination... :eek: :D It's a great imagination...

don't touch what? ;)

The other guy's chin/tongue I'm guessing.

I'm as uninterested in this as I am with having two women at once.

Regarding the latter, you think I really wanna hear "You're done already?" in stereo?

Hell, I don't like physical contact of ANY kind with another guy, nevermind being in bed in the raw with him. Even with no physical contact its...

*shudders*

Aw, looking at the poll is making me sad. :(

Methinks one would almost have to go with two bisexual males (mmmhhh...) in order to have that threesome and they don't exactly grow on trees.

Otherwise, the whole fantasy-come-true thing would end up being an awkward disaster.



Bah. Le sigh.

*mopes*

*fluffles*

I'm as uninterested in this as I am with having two women at once.

Regarding the latter, you think I really wanna hear "You're done already?" in stereo?

"if he can't satisfy one person, why piss off two?"

"if he can't satisfy one person, why piss off two?"

Hey, let's not bust my balls anymore than necessary, mate. ;)

I'm more bisexual than straight, and only about 65% male, but meh.

It really depends on who the other people are, inclusive, and whether I like them, and how attractive they are, and how much I've had to drink, etc.

Hey, let's not bust my balls anymore than necessary, mate. ;)

sorry, it's the punchline to a joke I heard a while back. ;)

I'm more bisexual than straight, and only about 65% male, but meh.

Only 65%? Hermaphrodite much?

Only 65%? Hermaphrodite much?

If the nucleus beta-decays before the box is opened, triggering the box cutters suspended above the penis, I will be 65% male and 35% female.

Hahaha...

Anyhow, how would it be sloppy seconds if it's at the same time?

Oh, so you mean like DP? Dude that's even worse. You're gonna feel the pressure of some other dude's manmeat. Gross.

I thought you meant something like a taking turns kinda thing.

Oh...and you'd never have sex with a girl who's had sex before?

Sure. Just not had sex before... 5 minutes ago... with me in the room... and slimy manseed still glistening... :p

As a gay lesbian woman, I find this entire discussion very interesting.

As a gay lesbian woman, I find this entire discussion very interesting.

As opposed to those heterosexual lesbian women that may be checking out this thread? :p

As opposed to those heterosexual lesbian women that may be checking out this thread? :p

I think she means she is happy, you know a gay lesbian woman, not a sad lesbian woman. :cool:

As opposed to those heterosexual lesbian women that may be checking out this thread? :p

What about heterosexual lesbian female men?

I think she means she is happy, you know a gay lesbian woman, not a sad lesbian woman. :cool:

You rock, Smunk. :D

What about heterosexual lesbian female men?

And you took it too far. :p

As opposed to those heterosexual lesbian women that may be checking out this thread? :p

Zactly. :p (It's a line delivered by Kathy Bates' character in Primary Colors, I believe, she calls herself a "gay lesbian woman.")

What about heterosexual lesbian female men?

from the planet Zerbox?

I think she means she is happy, you know a gay lesbian woman, not a sad lesbian woman. :cool:

:D

I think she means she is happy, you know a gay lesbian woman, not a sad lesbian woman. :cool:

How queer...

Oh, so you mean like DP? Dude that's even worse. You're gonna feel the pressure of some other dude's manmeat. Gross.

I thought you meant something like a taking turns kinda thing.



Sure. Just not had sex before... 5 minutes ago... with me in the room... and slimy manseed still glistening... :p

Ugh, of course not, you use condoms.

I didn't mean to interrupt, guys, please, continue.

A lot of girls ask me this question for some reason.

My answer is a definate 'maybe'. If I was drunk, absolutely most certainly.

How queer...

:p

And you took it too far. :p
My work here is done. :D

from the planet Zerbox?
From the planet Zerbox, and at the same time, not from the planet Zerbox. You know.

From the planet Zerbox, and at the same time, not from the planet Zerbox. You know.
exactly ;) we probably shouldn't talk about it much more though, it might upset the elder.

as far as the OP, I am going to go with I as a woman female, would be uninterested in such a setup and even more so if the guys were all "eww, you stay over there"

Ugh, of course not, you use condoms.

Using condoms does not exclude the possibility of also pulling out and splooging everywhere. And since in this case it's another guy, one can't really control or predict what he's gonna do.

exactly ;) we probably shouldn't talk about it much more though, it might upset the elder.

as far as the OP, I am going to go with I as a woman female, would be uninterested in such a setup and even more so if the guys were all "eww, you stay over there"

Exactly. And it seems to me, too, that if you get them too drunk they'll pass out and not drunk enough, they're likely to wander off and end up watching "Jackass" in the rec room. Not a pretty prospect.

Using condoms does not exclude the possibility of also pulling out and splooging everywhere. And since in this case it's another guy, one can't really control or predict what he's gonna do.

"Wear a condom and/or I'll flog you!" ?

Exactly. And it seems to me, too, that if you get them too drunk they'll pass out and not drunk enough, they're likely to wander off and end up watching "Jackass" in the rec room. Not a pretty prospect.

I would wonder who would want to spend to much time around someone who likes watching something like "Jackass" anyway. :D

Exactly. And it seems to me, too, that if you get them too drunk they'll pass out and not drunk enough, they're likely to wander off and end up watching "Jackass" in the rec room. Not a pretty prospect.

and if theyre not drinking at all, sooner or later one of them is going to look the other right in the eye and say "who do you like in the superbowl"

thats IT. get out. im done.

This is why only bisexual men should be encouraged to engage in three-ways with women. Sheesh.

Sure! Whatever! Just let me get SOME kind of action, Jesus Christ I'm that desperate!

poor Gin lol :fluffle:

This is why only bisexual men should be encouraged to engage in three-ways with women. Sheesh.

Hey I'm fine with a three-way. With two women.

But what if he's bigger than me?

What if he's better than me?

What if he lasts longer than me?

What if he squirts further than me?

:(

Trilby63;12268108']But what if he's bigger than me?
What if he's better than me?
What if he lasts longer than me?
What if he squirts further than me?
:(

Practice and improve the things you can ?

I'm a girl and I'm all for a three-way with two guys...in my fantasies (whether the two guys be active with each other or not). Its highly arousing. But in real life..doubtful as sex IS emotional to most. I don't run around having random sex with guys, and having a three-way (or just the suggestion)with my boyfriend and another guy would just put me off because that would mean my boyfriend doesn't cherish me enough to want to keep me for himself. Same for ffm..I don't like sharing. What's mine is mine..I want no other to touch.

Practice and improve the things you can ?

If I had the opportunity to practice do you think I'd be posting in this thread?

Besides, few girls are impressed by the distance in which you can lob it, you know?

as far as the OP, I am going to go with I as a woman female, would be uninterested in such a setup and even more so if the guys were all "eww, you stay over there"Seconded, though I'm a man male... Or something.

It sounds like a good idea to me. I have always wanted to do a threesome with two girls and another guy.

no, I would not be ok with that at all.

It sounds like a good idea to me. I have always wanted to do a threesome with two girls and another guy.Either something's wrong there, or I need my school money back..

Either something's wrong there, or I need my school money back..
Yes and yes.

Either something's wrong there, or I need my school money back..

We all need our school money back.

Yes and yes.We all need our school money back.Brilliant! I'll start planning my vacation then :)

The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?

I wouldn't, but it's because I refuse to share ;)

Trilby63;12268108']But what if he's bigger than me?

What if he's better than me?

What if he lasts longer than me?

What if he squirts further than me?

:(

Ask him for pointers.

Ask him for pointers.

I'm not sure I'd have used the word "pointers" in the contect of this thread. :p

I'm not sure I'd have used the word "pointers" in the contect of this thread. :p

That was deliberate, o thou of little penis.

hell no. straight men arn't very straight if they screw dudes... even if a chick was involved.

No. Despite precautions, the danger of ball-touching is just too risky.

lol!!!11!!one!1

you get a high five for the hilarity-ness of that statement!

*high fives Gartref*

But overall, I prefer monogamy (specifically marital monogamy) so I wouldn't do it myself.

Meh, I can't see why not. Seems a bit pointless though. The only guys I know who've been with the same girl at the same time really only did it to degrade her. Such lovely people you meet these days :)

Provided the other dude wasen't dibilatingly unattractive...and the girl was at least an 8....7.5 if she's a redhead.

I mean, think of all you can do.
You could put her on the spit. You could high-five over her back and make the Eiffel Tower (prolly spelt that wrong). You can do a double-bucking-bronco and see who hold on longest. The possibilities are endless.

The only problem is that you cannot underpeform on something like that. If you can't pull out a good performance, and the other guy does, than you look like shit.

That was deliberate, o thou of little penis.

Meh, I've never had one and I don't envy you yours. Carrying your genitalia outside the body? :rolleyes:

Provided the other dude wasen't dibilatingly unattractive...and the girl was at least an 8....7.5 if she's a redhead.

I mean, think of all you can do.
You could put her on the spit. You could high-five over her back and make the Eiffel Tower (prolly spelt that wrong). You can do a double-bucking-bronco and see who hold on longest. The possibilities are endless.

The only problem is that you cannot underpeform on something like that. If you can't pull out a good performance, and the other guy does, than you look like shit.I see somebody has given this some thought. ;)

Meh, I've never had one and I don't envy you yours. Carrying your genitalia outside the body? :rolleyes:

a) I know that, I was joking.

b) Who said I have a penis?

a) I know that, I was joking.

b) Who said I have a penis?

a) it's Monday

b) I ... well, I mean ... you know ... see the answer to a)

I see somebody has given this some thought. ;)

Well you never know when you're going to be with someone and *bam* out of nowhere she asks how kinky you wanna get. You don't wanna look to off of your feet.

The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?

Nah. I'd go for two girls, one guy though.

a) it's Monday

b) I ... well, I mean ... you know ... see the answer to a)

That's no excuse. It's Monday here, too!

Nah. I'd go for two girls, one guy though.

See, people keep saying this "two girl one guy" senario. But it really depends.
If both of the girls are working you, than my friend you are golden. But if you have to work both of them than it's tricky shit. You'd better bring your A-game. Cause there's nothing like disappointing two girls. Even if you disappoint one of them if brings down your GPA.

See, people keep saying this "two girl one guy" senario. But it really depends.
If both of the girls are working you, than my friend you are golden. But if you have to work both of them than it's tricky shit. You'd better bring your A-game. Cause there's nothing like disappointing two girls. Even if you disappoint one of them if brings down your GPA.

GPA doesn't stand for grade point average here, does it?

GPA doesn't stand for grade point average here, does it?

That's what I was going for, a little analogy if you will. It could stand for something else if you want. Giggidy Point Average. Gameplay Penis Average. Whatever you please.

See, people keep saying this "two girl one guy" senario. But it really depends.
If both of the girls are working you, than my friend you are golden. But if you have to work both of them than it's tricky shit. You'd better bring your A-game. Cause there's nothing like disappointing two girls. Even if you disappoint one of them if brings down your GPA.

Bah

You always bring your A-game regardless of the circumstances. Anyway in a situation with two girls and one guy, even if the man is MIA the two vixens won't mind much.

That's what I was going for, a little analogy if you will. It could stand for something else if you want. Giggidy Point Average. Gameplay Penis Average. Whatever you please.

Your views intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Bah

You always bring your A-game regardless of the circumstances. Anyway in a situation with two girls and one guy, even if the man is MIA the two vixens won't mind much.

Psh. You can afford to bring your B or C game, if they're enough to satisfy a woman to completion at least once. You simply can't do that with two women, because it's like, "you dragged me from what I'd normally be doing to do this, it better be something spectacular, because afterward and possibly during, I'm going to be commenting on the results of such an activity, and look at this, I've got someone to talk to it about right here next to me, and we can compare notes."

Psh. You can afford to bring your B or C game, if they're enough to satisfy a woman to completion at least once. You simply can't do that with two women, because it's like, "you dragged me from what I'd normally be doing to do this, it better be something spectacular, because afterward and possibly during, I'm going to be commenting on the results of such an activity, and look at this, I've got someone to talk to it about right here next to me, and we can compare notes."

:D And the next thing you know, those two gals will be playing for my team!

Bah

You always bring your A-game regardless of the circumstances. Anyway in a situation with two girls and one guy, even if the man is MIA the two vixens won't mind much.

Hmmm, I beg to differ on that latter. Though I do agree that you should never be slacking off with your slacks off.

I differ because I feel that if you have two girls going as it is, your still only giving each vixen half of you full attention. Therefore I feel that you cannot be MIA in the least.

Psh. You can afford to bring your B or C game, if they're enough to satisfy a woman to completion at least once. You simply can't do that with two women, because it's like, "you dragged me from what I'd normally be doing to do this, it better be something spectacular, because afterward and possibly during, I'm going to be commenting on the results of such an activity, and look at this, I've got someone to talk to it about right here next to me, and we can compare notes."

Slacker.

Afterwards no one should be saying anything but glancing at each other smiling. If you have the energy after that to do anything but sleep then youmost certainly didn't bring your A game. Even if the man messes up the other two will more than likely be satisfied with each other. The only thing a guy cando to screw this holy situation up is somehow get between them.

:D And the next thing you know, those two gals will be playing for my team!

Hahaha. Doing a little recruiting are you?

See, people keep saying this "two girl one guy" senario. But it really depends.
If both of the girls are working you, than my friend you are golden. But if you have to work both of them than it's tricky shit. You'd better bring your A-game. Cause there's nothing like disappointing two girls. Even if you disappoint one of them if brings down your GPA.

Dude, I'm 13, and I already know what to do. (Yeah, I'm freaky that way) So, I'm definitely gonna do well.

Hahaha. Doing a little recruiting are you?

We never turn anyone away. And just 35 more points and I can get the 2GB iPod!

Dude, I'm 13, and I already know what to do. (Yeah, I'm freaky that way) So, I'm definitely gonna do well.

I don't find it freaky. Like myself, and many people, you were probably the product of public schooling and cable television. I never said you didn't know what you were doing either. Though, no offence meant, once you grow up a little you learn a hell of a lot more. I can't think of a guy who, at 13, didn't know something and think it was everything.

All I'm saying is that it simply is not something to go into blindly or lazily. 'Cause the and negative feedback would suck balls in the worst way.

I don't find it freaky. Like myself, and many people, you were probably the product of public schooling and cable television. I never said you didn't know what you were doing either. Though, no offence meant, once you grow up a little you learn a hell of a lot more. I can't think of a guy who, at 13, didn't know something and think it was everything.

All I'm saying is that it simply is not something to go into blindly or lazily. 'Cause the and negative feedback would suck balls in the worst way.

I know what to do from many hours of porn, actually. And reading dirty stories on the net. Can anyone spell 'owned'?

I know what to do from many hours of porn, actually. And reading dirty stories on the net. Can anyone spell 'owned'?

Porn teaches you practically nothing about what it's really like, actually. At least the porn I watched. Which was very little, but my point stands.

Come back to us after you've actually done something, dear.

Porn teaches you practically nothing about what it's really like, actually. At least the porn I watched. Which was very little, but my point stands.

Come back to us after you've actually done something, dear.

Posted the same thing I was logging in to post. Drat.

I was debating whether or not to warn Johnny before he said something but eh, it biulds character.

Posted the same thing I was logging in to post. Drat.

My typing skills are leetzors. And today I have 100 posts, w00t.

I know what to do from many hours of porn, actually. And reading dirty stories on the net. Can anyone spell 'owned'?

Oh, dear.

If you think porn is a useful or informative portrayal of sex, then I feel rather sorry for your future girlfriend(s)...

Oh, dear.

If you think porn is a useful or informative portrayal of sex, then I feel rather sorry for your future girlfriend(s)...

We already got'im Poli -- although I suppose answer-dogpiling is somewhat to be expected on an internets where some type faster than others.

Porn teaches you practically nothing about what it's really like, actually. At least the porn I watched. Which was very little, but my point stands.

Come back to us after you've actually done something, dear.

Too true. You think that tearing off a woman's panties is romantic and sexually stirring...but no, it's painful and leads to angry and awkward questions. A good rule of thumb is that if it's common in porn it's usually (and I stress usually because god bless there are exceptions) best not to try it.

We already got'im Poli -- although I suppose answer-dogpiling is somewhat to be expected on an internets where some type faster than others.

Heh. For me, it's not nearly so much a function of typing speed as a function of usually having three threads open at once, and not necessarily hitting "refresh" before I add to them. :)

Well you never know when you're going to be with someone and *bam* out of nowhere she asks how kinky you wanna get. You don't wanna look to off of your feet.Well, you could say you'd never thought of it before, but because she was so hot/special/whatever, you'd try it just for her.

Bah

You always bring your A-game regardless of the circumstances. Anyway in a situation with two girls and one guy, even if the man is MIA the two vixens won't mind much.Why should they mind any less than a situation with two guys and a girl and the girl is MIA?

Heh. For me, it's not nearly so much a function of typing speed as a function of usually having three threads open at once, and not necessarily hitting "refresh" before I add to them. :)

I have three threads, the main NS page, IRC, and MSN all open at the same time. That's no excuse.* :P


* Then again I also have no life.

beggars can't be choosers

I said no, for religious reasons. First of all, I'd have to be friggin married to the girl to do ANYTHING with her, and second, Judaism prohibits threesomes.

See, people keep saying this "two girl one guy" senario. But it really depends.
If both of the girls are working you, than my friend you are golden. But if you have to work both of them than it's tricky shit. You'd better bring your A-game. Cause there's nothing like disappointing two girls. Even if you disappoint one of them if brings down your GPA.

Or if one of the girls is only focused on the other girl. And the guy was focused on that girl as well. Hell that would be ideal =)

The question at hand is simple, and lets try to be adult about it and not have the thread deleted, please?

A girl I'm friends with, and who is quite bisexual, and I were having one of our typical sex talks the other day when she asked me, knowing just how straight I am, if I'd be opposed to a two-guy one-girl threesome as long as there was no physical contact between me and the other dude.

I thought about it for a while...and figured that barring any physical contact I think I'd be fine with it. The question I ask is...for the rest of you straight gentlemen out there...would you be?

Depends on who they are and which end of the girl I'd be "processing".

Porn teaches you practically nothing about what it's really like, actually. At least the porn I watched. Which was very little, but my point stands.

Come back to us after you've actually done something, dear.

Can anyone say 'Johnny just got owned' (http://johnny.justgotowned.com)?

Or if one of the girls is only focused on the other girl. And the guy was focused on that girl as well. Hell that would be ideal =)

Amen to that.

I don't see what the problem is with two guys and a girl. I mean, if you're not fucking the other guy, you're both just fucking the lady, what does it matter? Is it cause you'd be afraid that the other dude's dick is bigger? I would think that we're past penis comparing contests.

I'm a guy, and I would insist on physical contact!


yeah, I'm bi

I would think that we're past penis comparing contests.

I wouldn't. It's a time-honored tradition of male insecurity, and it seems quite evident in human society today.

I'm in deep shit for saying this, but...


EIFFEL TOWER!

Hahahahaha...I'm glad someone finally mentioned it. :D

"Take a picture!"
"Why?"
"So we can send it to France!"

Oh, so you mean like DP? Dude that's even worse. You're gonna feel the pressure of some other dude's manmeat. Gross.

I thought you meant something like a taking turns kinda thing.

To be rather crude about it...one in the mouth and one from behind would be a less close situation.

I said no, for religious reasons. First of all, I'd have to be friggin married to the girl to do ANYTHING with her, and second, Judaism prohibits threesomes.

Specifically?

Trilby63;12268108']But what if he's bigger than me?

Size isn't everything

What if he's better than me?

Doubtful ;)

What if he lasts longer than me?

There's always round two...

What if he squirts further than me?

o.O What? Why does that matter lol? You trying to impregnant some girl from across the room?

o.O What? Why does that matter lol? You trying to impregnant some girl from across the room?

This made me giggle.

Slacker.

Afterwards no one should be saying anything but glancing at each other smiling. If you have the energy after that to do anything but sleep then youmost certainly didn't bring your A game. Even if the man messes up the other two will more than likely be satisfied with each other. The only thing a guy cando to screw this holy situation up is somehow get between them.

I'm only quoting this because I'm thanking you for making me your sig lol.

This made me giggle.

Unless you're making some cum-fetish porno...I'd say distance is hardly a matter...

...never has been for me at least...

Porn teaches you practically nothing about what it's really like, actually. At least the porn I watched. Which was very little, but my point stands.

Come back to us after you've actually done something, dear.

IMHO from my experience guys who watch porn are better than guys who don't. (and guys who don't watch porn do exist)

Only 65%? Hermaphrodite much?
100% LOL.

no, I would find it kind of dehumanizing, plus the obvious, theres another guy eww yadda yadda yadda

IMHO from my experience guys who watch porn are better than guys who don't. (and guys who don't watch porn do exist)

They do exist??? I hope I'll never have the misfortune to meet one... :eek:

I don't see what the problem is with two guys and a girl. I mean, if you're not fucking the other guy, you're both just fucking the lady, what does it matter? Is it cause you'd be afraid that the other dude's dick is bigger? I would think that we're past penis comparing contests.It's kind of the reverse of the classic childhood 'girls have cooties' thing, isn't it?

I have had both kinds of three-some, and both times were fun specifically because all parties involved were mutually attracted to one another.

My current partner is exclusively straight. I sometimes enjoy a private fantasy about him and me and another hawt dude getting physical, but I would not actually want to pursue this kind of thing in real life because I know my partner would not be attracted to any guy I brought to our bed. That would take a lot of the fun out of it for me.