NationStates Jolt Archive


Guess who's back?

Zarakon
29-01-2007, 03:46
7chan and 4chan have returned. Guess 4chan got it's servers running, and the FBI figured out New Ritlina was, to be blunt, insane. 420chan is still down, however.
Ilie
29-01-2007, 03:47
Since when was 4chan down?
Vetalia
29-01-2007, 03:47
I've been hitting 7chan's /b/ pretty hard for the past few hours. Some decent stuff, although the occasional CP that snuck in was pretty disgusting.
Zarakon
29-01-2007, 03:48
Since when was 4chan down?

I think it was down for part of yesterday.
Pyotr
29-01-2007, 03:48
Who the hell is new ritilina?
Zarakon
29-01-2007, 03:48
Who the hell is new ritilina?

Remember "Humanity needs to be wiped off the face of the earth"? He's that guy.
Vetalia
29-01-2007, 03:49
Remember "Humanity needs to be wiped off the face of the earth"? He's that guy.

I think he might even be the guy on that one ED article, but I'm not sure.
MrMopar
29-01-2007, 03:51
I've been told I'm a /b/tard many times before.
Pyotr
29-01-2007, 03:52
Remember "Humanity needs to be wiped off the face of the earth"?

No, I don't go to 4chan and scarcely know what it is, I know its a forum, but I've never been to it.


Why are/were the feds after him?
Vetalia
29-01-2007, 03:52
I've been told I'm a /b/tard many times before.

I take pride in it.

/b/ for life.
Zarakon
29-01-2007, 03:54
I think he might even be the guy on that one ED article, but I'm not sure.

If he's linked to the deaths of 7chan and the final blow to 420chan, he is.
JuNii
29-01-2007, 03:54
never been on 4chan... should I consider myself lucky or am I missing something?
Vetalia
29-01-2007, 03:55
If he's linked to the deaths of 7chan and the final blow to 420chan, he is.

I'd post the link but I don't think it would be appreciated by the mods.
Zarakon
29-01-2007, 03:57
No, I don't go to 4chan and scarcely know what it is, I know its a forum, but I've never been to it.


Why are/were the feds after him?

They weren't. He claimed a bunch of /b/tards were ruining his life and sicced the feds on 420chan. The /b/tards were allegedly trying to ruin his life because he stopped a 7chan raid because he's an "internet defender"
Zarakon
29-01-2007, 03:57
never been on 4chan... should I consider myself lucky or am I missing something?

That depends on which part you go to.
Zarakon
29-01-2007, 03:59
I'd post the link but I don't think it would be appreciated by the mods.

A link to what, one of the chans? No, I don't think they would.
Vetalia
29-01-2007, 03:59
A link to what, one of the chans? No, I don't think they would.

Nah, it's an Encyclopedia Dramatica article, but I believe it has some personal information in it that they prolly wouldn't like.
Pyotr
29-01-2007, 04:00
They weren't. He claimed a bunch of /b/tards were ruining his life and sicced the feds on 420chan. The /b/tards were allegedly trying to ruin his life because he stopped a 7chan raid because he's an "internet defender"

Idiot.

I just went to 4chan and read a few message boards, the whole site looks stupid.
Zavistan
29-01-2007, 04:00
I feel like I should know this... but what the hell is going on?
Zarakon
29-01-2007, 04:01
Idiot.

I just went to 4chan and read a few message boards, the whole site looks stupid.

You have about the right impression, then.

@Vetalia: Could you give me a hint on what to search for?
Vetalia
29-01-2007, 04:03
@Vetalia: Could you give me a hint on what to search for?

I'll TG you the link and you can confirm/deny it in the thread.
Andaluciae
29-01-2007, 04:13
Good, I was about to recommend an emergency session of Parliament to deal with the potential for an assault of "chan refugees" on NSG, and what we might have to do to seal the situation off.
Chietuste
29-01-2007, 04:14
I feel like I should know this... but what the hell is going on?

I'd like to know, as well.
Vetalia
29-01-2007, 04:16
Good, I was about to recommend an emergency session of Parliament to deal with the potential for an assault of "chan refugees" on NSG, and what we might have to do to seal the situation off.

As a liason to the 7chan community, I can only say that a flood of /b/tards scattered across the internet would be devastating. It would be a repeat of /b/day, in which a number of forums were totally ruined by the rampaging torrent of evil from the Random imageboard.

Dark days would have been ahead if the chans had been down for longer.
Andaluciae
29-01-2007, 04:19
As a liason to the 7chan community, I can only say that a flood of /b/tards scattered across the internet would be devastating. It would be a repeat of /b/day, in which a number of forums were totally ruined by the rampaging torrent of evil from the Random imageboard.

Dark days would have been ahead if the chans had been down for longer.

*shudders*

Fortunately, NSG has some pretty robust defenses against such an occurace, specifically that whole "nation creation" bit, but...well...dark days of /b/tard hordes rampaging across the internet should something happen to the chans for extended periods of time.

It would be like the fall of Rome, as Visigoth refugees eventually wound up sacking the Eternal City.
Pyotr
29-01-2007, 04:22
As a liason to the 7chan community, I can only say that a flood of /b/tards scattered across the internet would be devastating. It would be a repeat of /b/day, in which a number of forums were totally ruined by the rampaging torrent of evil from the Random imageboard.

Dark days would have been ahead if the chans had been down for longer.

*shudders*

Fortunately, NSG has some pretty robust defenses against such an occurace, specifically that whole "nation creation" bit, but...well...dark days of /b/tard hordes rampaging across the internet should something happen to the chans for extended periods of time.

It would be like the fall of Rome, as Visigoth refugees eventually wound up sacking the Eternal City.
lol.

Forum geopolitics.
Vetalia
29-01-2007, 04:22
*shudders*

Fortunately, NSG has some pretty robust defenses against such an occurace, specifically that whole "nation creation" bit, but...well...dark days of /b/tard hordes rampaging across the internet should something happen to the chans for extended periods of time.

It would be like the fall of Rome, as Visigoth refugees eventually wound up sacking the Eternal City.

I can speak their language fluently, but even the Generalites who are members of the Chans couldn't stop the hordes of /b/ when they are deprived of their imageboards. Imagine our entire forum overwhelmed in a dark era of copypasta, desu spamming, shock images and racist rants.

The sack of Rome, even the pillaging of Chang'An would be tame compared to that event. It would be the start of the NSG Dark Ages.
JuNii
29-01-2007, 04:25
*shudders*

Fortunately, NSG has some pretty robust defenses against such an occurace, specifically that whole "nation creation" bit, but...well...dark days of /b/tard hordes rampaging across the internet should something happen to the chans for extended periods of time.

It would be like the fall of Rome, as Visigoth refugees eventually wound up sacking the Eternal City.

don't forget tho. NSG may have those defenses, but does Jolt?
Soheran
29-01-2007, 04:28
I have utterly failed to understand this thread, but from what I can tell, I get the impression that such non-comprehension is probably a good thing.
Andaluciae
29-01-2007, 04:28
don't forget tho. NSG may have those defenses, but does Jolt?

We can only hope and pray that should they find Jolt, that they'd descend on "Spam", interject themselves into the heathen madness that is that realm, whilst ignoring us.

Perhaps our NSG Pope can say prayers to Max Barry for such protection...
Andaluciae
29-01-2007, 04:31
I can speak their language fluently, but even the Generalites who are members of the Chans couldn't stop the hordes of /b/ when they are deprived of their imageboards. Imagine our entire forum overwhelmed in a dark era of copypasta, desu spamming, shock images and racist rants.

The sack of Rome, even the pillaging of Chang'An would be tame compared to that event. It would be the start of the NSG Dark Ages.

It would be right out of German expressionist poetry...
Andaluciae
29-01-2007, 04:32
lol.

Forum geopolitics.

So true.
Teh_pantless_hero
29-01-2007, 04:40
And I was hoping for Slim Shady.
New Zealandium
29-01-2007, 05:54
Ahh, the Chan's.

It would actually be terrible for us. Sure, there are defenses, but there are also upwards of 700 of these fellows (That is my conservative guess), and they do understand proxies etc.
Zarakon
30-01-2007, 02:39
Ahh, the Chan's.

It would actually be terrible for us. Sure, there are defenses, but there are also upwards of 700 of these fellows (That is my conservative guess), and they do understand proxies etc.

700? There are thousands. Thousands of them. They are not all the same. Some are jerks, some are pedophiles, some just like randomness, some are racists, some are a combination of the above, and they all form into the massive, swirling, gelatinous entity known as "Anonymous" or "Anon". If Anon took over the internet, we could tell. We'd all be looking at kiddy porn and pictures of black people with monkey faces instead of normal faces. Also tentacles would be sucking our eyeballs out.
Infinite Revolution
30-01-2007, 02:47
aren't these chan things some sort of creepy porn network? i'm not sure i should be too pleased that they are back from wherever it is they are supposed to have gone off to.
Zarakon
30-01-2007, 02:49
aren't these chan things some sort of creepy porn network? i'm not sure i should be too pleased that they are back from wherever it is they are supposed to have gone off to.

They aren't ALL porn.


But a lot of it is, yeah.
The Plutonian Empire
30-01-2007, 02:51
Ummm, what exactly happened to ritlina?
Infinite Revolution
30-01-2007, 02:53
They aren't ALL porn.


But a lot of it is, yeah.

so, a forum for freaks and losers of the more extreme variety. and not even one with a quasi-intellectual basis like this one. oh well. guess i don't care about it then. as long as they don't invade this forum anyway.
Zarakon
30-01-2007, 02:59
so, a forum for freaks and losers of the more extreme variety. and not even one with a quasi-intellectual basis like this one. oh well. guess i don't care about it then. as long as they don't invade this forum anyway.

/b/ is freaks and losers, basically. The porn stuff is just people who like porn, obviously.