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A co-worker's son brought up an interesting and highly intriguing point. He is four years old. God is made in the image of man. Yes? Or the other way around - however it happened. We must assume that God is in possession of a posterior, rear end, butt, ass, sphincter. So. Does God poop? If so, what does God eat?

damn it! by the name of the thread i thought you had some awesome plot to destroy god:mad:

i guess im the only one tryin:(


neway god probably eats the souls everyone keeps sellin to him in return for infinite eternal love

Nice swerve on the thread title. I very much approve. :D

A co-worker's son brought up an interesting and highly intriguing point. He is four years old. God is made in the image of man. Yes? Or the other way around - however it happened. We must assume that God is in possession of a posterior, rear end, butt, ass, sphincter. So. Does God poop? If so, what does God eat?Tell that 4-year-old that what is now called God was made by Jews in their own image, and all further questions must be directed to them...

Nice swerve on the thread title. I very much approve. :D

I was going to add a poll but I thought, you know what? This is not a popularity contest. We're looking for real answers in this thread.

In my opinon, as a person of faith, God cannot be described in any terms we can understand.

But someone wiser than me once said "If triangles had religion, their Gods would have three sides."

neway god probably eats the souls everyone keeps sellin to him in return for infinite eternal love

I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!!

In my opinon, as a person of faith, God cannot be described in any terms we can understand.

But someone wiser than me once said "If triangles had religion, their Gods would have three sides."

it wud be a big omnipotent omniscient omnibenevolent omnipresent triangle i reckon

or sumthin along those lines

I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!!

:mad: for the last time you can't have my soul dammit!!!!

now shoo, AWAY!

*sprays repellent everywhere*

God eats pizza.

He poops, hence mudslides happen. Notice how mudslides always happen in the rain. Rain is God peeing. And just like me, God can't poop without also peeing.

God eats the souls of the dieing... and that is called 'living near God' in the next live :p

SCNR

God eats pizza.

He poops, hence mudslides happen. Notice how mudslides always happen in the rain. Rain is God peeing. And just like me, God can't poop without also peeing.

all it takes is a little practice and effort and your pee and poo can come out independently of one another

A co-worker's son brought up an interesting and highly intriguing point. He is four years old. God is made in the image of man. Yes? Or the other way around - however it happened. We must assume that God is in possession of a posterior, rear end, butt, ass, sphincter. So. Does God poop? If so, what does God eat?
... SO THATS WHY THEY'RE CALLED ASTEROIDS! :eek:

Dark matter. QED.

Off-topic, but I remember a sight with an amusing experiment about the Christian God.

It boyeled down to finding a verse which unequivocally stated all wishes formed as prayers would be answer, then praying for curing cancer.

Wish I could find that site.

Yes.

God indeed poops.

Its called "Christianity".

God defecates holy shit.

God defecates holy shit.

But why? He is God. Why not do away with the unpleasantness?

A co-worker's son brought up an interesting and highly intriguing point. He is four years old. God is made in the image of man. Yes? Or the other way around - however it happened. We must assume that God is in possession of a posterior, rear end, butt, ass, sphincter. So. Does God poop? If so, what does God eat?

Allah doesn't have the need for food, sleep etc. He is not human and does not have the need for human things.

Allah doesn't have the need for food, sleep etc. He is not human and does not have the need for human things.Of course not. He doesn't exist. AT least not in the way you are taught by the Torah, Bible, and Qur'an.

Allah doesn't have the need for food, sleep etc. He is not human and does not have the need for human things.

That's correct. IIRC, the interpretation of God in Islam and Judaism is not a physical being by any stretch; "created in the image of God" literally meant in a spiritual sense, not a physical sense. It would be illogical to assume God has the same form as a fallible human being.

That's correct. IIRC, the interpretation of God in Islam and Judaism is not a physical being by any stretch; "created in the image of God" literally meant in a spiritual sense, not a physical sense. It would be illogical to assume God has the same form as a fallible human being.

My ass is infallible.

My ass is infallible.

omfg. :eek:

My ass is infallible.
You have an ass?

A co-worker's son brought up an interesting and highly intriguing point. He is four years old. God is made in the image of man. Yes? Or the other way around - however it happened. We must assume that God is in possession of a posterior, rear end, butt, ass, sphincter. So. Does God poop? If so, what does God eat?
What I want to know is whether including the Elimination of God as an axiom will reduce universal theorem provability to a computable problem. That'd be really freakin' handy.

damn it! by the name of the thread i thought you had some awesome plot to destroy god:mad:

i guess im the only one tryin:(


neway god probably eats the souls everyone keeps sellin to him in return for infinite eternal love

hmm interesting comment, maybe we could compare notes on our plans to destroy god, as they say two heads are better then one.

You have an ass?

I do, Sir.

A co-worker's son brought up an interesting and highly intriguing point. He is four years old. God is made in the image of man. Yes? Or the other way around - however it happened. We must assume that God is in possession of a posterior, rear end, butt, ass, sphincter. So. Does God poop? If so, what does God eat?

Man was made in God's image, speaking of their existence as free moral agents.

God is spirit: He has no body.

EDIT: What about Jesus?

Jesus is fully God and fully Man. He has both the nature of God and the nature of Man (except for sinfulness) in His one person.

jesus juice

But why? He is God. Why not do away with the unpleasantness?

He likes to punctuate His day with changes of scenery, like going to the Heavenly Restroom.

But why? He is God. Why not do away with the unpleasantness?

This is sort of like all those other contradictions/oxymorons/inconsistencies/ect. about God. (Disclaimer: I'm an atheist)

... SO THATS WHY THEY'RE CALLED ASTEROIDS! :eek:

You win the thread.

This is sort of like all those other contradictions/oxymorons/inconsistencies/ect. about God. (Disclaimer: I'm an atheist)

I'm agnostic though I do believe in the divine heavenly rest area, complete with Starbucks and restrooms.

we need an illumination of god...