Bottled Urine
Neo Kervoskia
28-01-2007, 19:48
Heh, if celebrities are willing to pay upwards $90.00 for a bottle of water, why not sell them Bottled Urine, except we won't call it urine, we'll call...La Pizt. It means nothing and as long as you slapped an all natural label on it and put it in gold-plated bottles, they'll buy it.
There was a health craze in India of drinking cow piss.
Holyawesomeness
28-01-2007, 19:51
I am tempted to say no..... but maybe they would.
Infinite Revolution
28-01-2007, 19:52
there's already some diet or something that recommends you drink your own piss.
so yes, i'm sure it would sell. up to the point you get arrested for violating some food laws i'd have thought.
Eltaphilon
28-01-2007, 19:52
Give it a diamond encrusted bottle and make it expensive and they'll drink anything.
The Pacifist Womble
28-01-2007, 21:31
It would be useful to avoid drug urine tests.
if you add some semi-scientific "information" about how urine makes you look a lot younger, and if it doesn't taste/smell like urine, maybe. but i still doubt it, nobody can be so stupid.
the naïvity, does it burn?
Johnny B Goode
28-01-2007, 21:47
Heh, if celebrities are willing to pay upwards $90.00 for a bottle of water, why not sell them Bottled Urine, except we won't call it urine, we'll call...La Pizt. It means nothing and as long as you slapped an all natural label on it and put it in gold-plated bottles, they'll buy it.
Hey, not bad. You'll be fucking rich, man!
Katganistan
28-01-2007, 22:36
Heh, if celebrities are willing to pay upwards $90.00 for a bottle of water, why not sell them Bottled Urine, except we won't call it urine, we'll call...La Pizt. It means nothing and as long as you slapped an all natural label on it and put it in gold-plated bottles, they'll buy it.
What do you think you're drinking when you turn on water from the tap?
[NS]Fergi America
28-01-2007, 22:38
What do you think you're drinking when you turn on water from the tap?
Out here in the country, it's got a good chance of actually being H20! :)
Fassigen
28-01-2007, 22:38
What do you think you're drinking when you turn on water from the tap?
The water cycle is taboo!
[NS]Fergi America
28-01-2007, 22:46
The water cycle is taboo!
It is when it hasn't had a chance to cycle yet :p
Rhursbourg
28-01-2007, 22:48
What do you think you're drinking when you turn on water from the tap?
not wher i live it comes directly off the Wolds and we have loads of limestone and chalk in it instead
Katganistan
28-01-2007, 22:49
Well, just saying -- you wouldn't want it before it was treated, but guess what?
Fassigen
28-01-2007, 22:49
Fergi America;12265373']It is when it hasn't had a chance to cycle yet :p
Urine is supposed to be sterile. That's more than one can say about water from the tap...
Katganistan
28-01-2007, 22:50
not wher i live it comes directly off the Wolds and we have loads of limestone and chalk in it instead
Right, and what gets into groundwater? Cow and sheep urine... ;)
What do you think you're drinking when you turn on water from the tap?
Well water, straight from an underground aquifer. :D
Sel Appa
28-01-2007, 23:02
You...uh go do that.
Marrakech II
29-01-2007, 00:47
What do you think you're drinking when you turn on water from the tap?
Well my tap water is from a river. I know there is animal piss and probably the occasional drunk human pissing in it. But it is "cleaned" before it gets to my house. If not it goes through a filter in my home anyway.
Heh, if celebrities are willing to pay upwards $90.00 for a bottle of water, why not sell them Bottled Urine, except we won't call it urine, we'll call...La Pizt. It means nothing and as long as you slapped an all natural label on it and put it in gold-plated bottles, they'll buy it.
Gotta do something about the smell tho.