NationStates Jolt Archive

On the surface, most of us on NSG fit into one of a few stereotypical groups; the liberals, conservative, whacked-out-religious nutjobs, godless heathens and miscellaneous. But, some threads bring out another side to our fellow posters were never realised was there.

The objective of this thread is to focus on the lesser known aspects of our fellow posters!

This would be the alternative answer to the Player Info thread.

This is unstructured, in that you can ask very random, vague questions and leave it open for the person to respond.

This is a thread for questions that do not include politics or religion.

All questions are to be random and generic so anyone can answer.

I'll start:

You're faced with a moral dilemma; do you buy a gift card or take a gamble on a more personal gift?

EDIT - I'm going to ask the mods to fix the typo in the title.

You're faced with a moral dilemma; do you buy a gift card or take a gamble on a more personal gift?
If the person means a lot to me, I would definitely get a more personal gift with lots of thought. I like making gifts for my friends too.

My question: Should walnuts have the right to vote?

If the person means a lot to me, I would definitely get a more personal gift with lots of thought. I like making gifts for my friends too.

My question: Should walnuts have the right to vote?
No. Cuz then women would want the right too.

My Question: Does one have an NSG problem if one is ferociously typing random questions on one's laptop at 1 AM?

You're faced with a moral dilemma; do you buy a gift card or take a gamble on a more personal gift?

More personal. My god! Definitely!


For my random fact: I'm listening to christmas music right now.

No. Cuz then women would want the right too.
pssst...women already have the right to vote.

And contribute a question, dude.

You're faced with a moral dilemma; do you buy a gift card or take a gamble on a more personal gift?


i'd take the gamble. gift tokens always seem so shit, i'd rather have the ready cash.

my Q: you get home from work at three in the morning, get to sleep by 7am, are woken up at 930 (on a saturday) by the builders next door using a circular saw for the rest of the morning meaning you can't get back to sleep. you are expected at work at 3 that afternoon for a twelve hour shift, do you call in sick or do you go to work and suffer it?
i went to work, and i'm supposed to be lazy! what a fool i am, i want to die now.

pssst...women already have the right to vote.

And contribute a question, dude.
:eek: I have been living under a rock! :eek:

Is it bad to watch Full Metal Jacket instead of doing homework.

My Question: Does one have an NSG problem if one is ferociously typing random questions on one's laptop at 1 AM?
No, I don't have a problem. What are you talking about? *shifty eyes*
More personal. My god! Definitely!


For my random fact: I'm listening to christmas music right now.
EVIL! :eek: Christmas music should not be played...ever.


...unless you're high.

My question to everyone: Do you look good in chaps?

My question to everyone: Do you look good in chaps?

No.

EVIL! :eek: Christmas music should not be played...ever.


...unless you're high.

But it's Trans-Siberian Orchestra! :(

My question: Should walnuts have the right to vote?
only if they promise to vote for me.

My Question: Does one have an NSG problem if one is ferociously typing random questions on one's laptop at 1 AM?
probably, yes.

For my random fact: I'm listening to christmas music right now.

i once had 'jingle bells' stuck in my head until july. i drove everyone crazy by singing it constantly for over 6 months.
My question to everyone: Do you look good in chaps?
i am a chap.

i'd take the gamble. gift tokens always seem so shit, i'd rather have the ready cash.

my Q: you get home from work at three in the morning, get to sleep by 7am, are woken up at 930 (on a saturday) by the builders next door using a circular saw for the rest of the morning meaning you can't get back to sleep. you are expected at work at 3 that afternoon for a twelve hour shift, do you call in sick or do you go to work and suffer it?
i went to work, and i'm supposed to be lazy! what a fool i am, i want to die now.
I'd go to work, just because skipping out on sleep is FUN!
:eek: I have been living under a rock! :eek:

Is it bad to watch Full Metal Jacket instead of doing homework.
Yes, you have been living under a rock, but is it a metamorphic or a sedimentary rock?

Question: Have you studied geography too much when you make bad geography jokes?

Yes, you have been living under a rock, but is it a metamorphic or a sedimentary rock?

Question: Have you studied geography too much when you make bad geography jokes?

Metamorphic = BAD.

My question to everyone: Do you look good in chaps?
Hell yeah!
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/ladamesansmerci/Calgary%20Jifferettes%202006/Lisa4.jpg
But it's Trans-Siberian Orchestra! :(
No buts.
only if they promise to vote for me.
That's between you and the walnuts.

:eek: I have been living under a rock! :eek:

Is it bad to watch Full Metal Jacket instead of doing homework.

i say you been watching it too much

I'd go to work, just because skipping out on sleep is FUN!

Yes, you have been living under a rock, but is it a metamorphic or a sedimentary rock?
a metaphoric rock, surely?

Question: Have you studied geography too much when you make bad geography jokes?

especially when they are physical geography jokes :p

Yes, you have been living under a rock, but is it a metamorphic or a sedimentary rock?

Question: Have you studied geography too much when you make bad geography jokes?
Sedimentary.

No. I never did geography.


What does A( (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ackermann_function)g64 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham%27s_number),g64 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham%27s_number)) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ackermann_function) evaluate to?

Metamorphic = BAD.
:eek: I didn't know that!
a metaphoric rock, surely?

especially when they are physical geography jokes :p
I know. I r teh phail. :(
Sedimentary.

No. I never did geography.

What does A( (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ackermann_function)g64 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham%27s_number),g64 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham%27s_number)) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ackermann_function) evaluate to?
Why is everybody giving me difference answers? :confused: :eek:

It evaluates to the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

My question: Should walnuts have the right to vote?

YES!

My question to everyone: Do you look good in chaps?

I look good in anything.

Hell yeah!
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/ladamesansmerci/Calgary%20Jifferettes%202006/Lisa4.jpg
No butts. :rolleyes:

*agrees for fear of chainsaw*
So how are the other ladies doing?
No buts.

Bu.. bu.. Do you know any christmas concert that would look like this (http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/newcam/trans-siberian/)?!

:eek: I didn't know that!

I know. I r teh phail. :(

Why is everybody giving me difference answers? :confused: :eek:

It evaluates to the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?

:eek: I didn't know that!

Another uestion to everyone: Has anyone else noticed La Dame's poopyhead sarcasm?

Another uestion to everyone: Has anyone else noticed La Dame's poopyhead sarcasm?

No. But who noticed your bad speeling?

No butts. :rolleyes:

*agrees for fear of chainsaw*
So how are the other ladies doing?


Bu.. bu.. Do you know any christmas concert that would look like this (http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/newcam/trans-siberian/)?!
Buttless chaps are meant to be worn with pants. *nods*

You'd better agree. *waves chainsaw threateningly*

The other ladies are good. Better than I am right now, in fact.

Doesn't matter. Christmas music = phail. It also looks like they're trying to blind their audiences.
What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?
I...don't...know...


*dies*

Hell yeah!
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/ladamesansmerci/Calgary%20Jifferettes%202006/Lisa4.jpg

Cute. :)

No. But who noticed your bad speeling?
sut up u trool.
Buttless chaps are meant to be worn with pants. *nods*

You'd better agree. *waves chainsaw threateningly*

*nods*
The other ladies are good. Better than I am right now, in fact.
So.. why is that? Hm?
[QUOTE]Doesn't matter. Christmas music = phail. It also looks like they're trying to blind their audiences. [/QUOTE

Fine. I'm listening to emo music now.

Another uestion to everyone: Has anyone else noticed La Dame's poopyhead sarcasm?
Yes. :p
No. But who noticed your bad speeling?
I noticed the horrid spelling of both of you.
Cute. :)
No "GAH SHE HAS A CHAINSAW FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!"?

Thank you anyway. :) :p
sut up u trool.

*nods*

So.. why is that? Hm?

Fine. I'm listening to emo music now.
Because they're having an uber orgy together in Alberta. :rolleyes:

Emo music > Christmas music.

Because they're having an uber orgy together in Alberta. :rolleyes:

Emo music > Christmas music.

Those sluts!

Question: What do you most like about NSG?

No "GAH SHE HAS A CHAINSAW FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!"?

Thank you anyway. :) :p

Hey, a cute girl with a chainsaw is still a cute girl. :p

Those sluts!

Question: What do you most like about NSG?

Probably the fact that I'm weird and still fit in.

Question: You're in a horror movie. What do you NOT do?

Probably the fact that I'm weird and still fit in.

Question: You're in a horror movie. What do you NOT do?

Stay in the house. :)

Question: What do you find disturbing?

Fo me, it's zoophilia.. with snakes.

Those sluts!

Question: What do you most like about NSG?
Indeed. I like NSG because it's crazy.
Hey, a cute girl with a chainsaw is still a cute girl. :p
Awww, that's so sweet of you. Thank you. Here, have a fluffle. :fluffle:
Probably the fact that I'm weird and still fit in.

Question: You're in a horror movie. What do you NOT do?
I wouldn't go into the shower.

Awww, that's so sweet of you. Thank you. Here, have a fluffle. :fluffle:

No, thank you. :)

:fluffle:

Question: You're in a horror movie. What do you NOT do?

Presumably, any combination of staying fully clothed, remaining in the company of others, leaving the lights on and/or carrying a flashlight, letting police or other qualified people search for serial killers, or responding to danger in a reasonably logical manner. I would clearly have no place in a horror movie if I did those things.

Question: Why do women's pants never seem to be designed to fit actual human beings?

Question: You're in a horror movie. What do you NOT do?
proceed into anywhere when there is spooky and/or suspenseful music playing.
Question: What do you most like about NSG?
that there are weirder people than me here. and that what most people i know think is weird or unbelievable actually turns out to be pretty normal.
Question: What do you find disturbing?


single-mindedness, in pursuit of anything.

My question to everyone: Do you look good in chaps?

amazingly good.

My question: ever had the desire to punch a baby in its face?

Question: What do you find disturbing?
Clowns. *shudder*
No, thank you. :)

:fluffle:
awww, you're so sweet. I think my internet heart may be more flattered than it's used to. :p :fluffle:

Question: Why do women's pants never seem to be designed to fit actual human beings?
Because they're designed to fit women, whom everybody knows are not human. :p

awww, you're so sweet. I think my internet heart may be more flattered than it's used to. :p :fluffle:

*blushes*

:fluffle:

amazingly good.

My question: ever had the desire to punch a baby in its face?
Very much so.
*blushes*

:fluffle:
Awww, you're so cute. :fluffle:

Awww, you're so cute. :fluffle:

Likewise. :fluffle:

someone call for a bucket of cold water over here?



:p

Likewise. :fluffle:
:fluffle:

:eek: I fluffled more tonight than all my other times on NSG combined! :eek:
someone call for a bucket of cold water over here?



:p
You're just jealous. :p

Probably the fact that I'm weird and still fit in.

Question: You're in a horror movie. What do you NOT do?

Open the door to the weird sounds outside, stand framed in the light from the house, and call out, "Is someone out there?"

Question: How many years must I walk in this desert?

Question: What do you most like about NSG?

The freedom to mock morons.

Probably the fact that I'm weird and still fit in.

Question: You're in a horror movie. What do you NOT do?

Open the door; answer the phone, and for that matter, not do anything except sit and breath silently, all while gently stroking my fully loaded automatic rifle.

Question: How many years must I walk in this desert?
No idea, 7...

:fluffle:

:eek: I fluffled more tonight than all my other times on NSG combined! :eek:

Me, too!

Why stop? :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Question: How many years must I walk in this desert?

17.384168. Approximately.

Question: Why am I not going to bed?

Open the door to the weird sounds outside, stand framed in the light from the house, and call out, "Is someone out there?"

Question: How many years must I walk in this desert?
Until you find peace in your heart. *nods*
Me, too!

Why stop? :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I shall NEVER stop!

:fluffle:

...until I go to bed, that is.
17.384168. Approximately.

Question: Why am I not going to bed?
Because you love us too much.

someone call for a bucket of cold water over here?



:p

amazingly good.

My question: ever had the desire to punch a baby in its face?
Here. This should have the same effect, shouldn't it? :p

And yes to this too.

Mine: What do you hate most about NS?

How many roads must a man walk down?

I shall NEVER stop!

:fluffle:

...until I go to bed, that is.

Same here! :fluffle:

Here. This should have the same effect, shouldn't it? :p

And yes to this too.

Mine: What do you hate most about NS?

How many roads must a man walk down?

7


What flavour is green?

7


What flavour is green?
Mould?

What flavour is green?

Crunchy.

What's your favorite musical key, and why?

Here. This should have the same effect, shouldn't it? :p

And yes to this too.

Mine: What do you hate most about NS?

How many roads must a man walk down?
Are you insinuating something? :p

I hate how the forums die sometimes. :(
Same here! :fluffle:
:fluffle:

I should go to bed soon though.

You're faced with a moral dilemma; do you buy a gift card or take a gamble on a more personal gift?Something personal.Should walnuts have the right to vote?Only if there's no coersion involved.Does one have an NSG problem if one is ferociously typing random questions on one's laptop at 1 AM?No. But one likely has at least two other problems; one being the sound of the keys preventing one's partner from sleeping, and the other being one's extreme boredom.you get home from work at three in the morning, get to sleep by 7am, are woken up at 930 (on a saturday) by the builders next door using a circular saw for the rest of the morning meaning you can't get back to sleep. you are expected at work at 3 that afternoon for a twelve hour shift, do you call in sick or do you go to work and suffer it?Yups.Is it bad to watch Full Metal Jacket instead of doing homework.Only if you've never seen it before.Do you look good in chaps?I always look good. Chaps never do.Have you studied geography too much when you make bad geography jokes?Too hypothetical for me. Geography might as well be a city in Russia as far as I'm concerned & some asshole lifted my humour in Trivandrum.What does A(g64,g64) evaluate to?Posi failing at being human.Has anyone else noticed La Dame's poopyhead sarcasm?Wouldn't know, haven't asked.What do you most like about NSG?:sniper: :gundge: :mp5: You're in a horror movie. What do you NOT do?Knock the protagonist senseless, then leave the bastard a weapon, turn my back & twiddle my thumbs 'til he wakes up & kills me.What do you find disturbing?Depending on the situation, tits, cock & beer. Regardless of circumstances, one or more of those never fails to interrupt me.Why do women's pants never seem to be designed to fit actual human beings?Because they're designed by men, who we all know haven't realised women are human.ever had the desire to punch a baby in its face?At least a couple of times a week.How many years must I walk in this desert?Zero. Now crawl motherfucker.

Random Fact: I fucking hate people who'll quote the last three months worth of replies to an email based discussion. If I wear out my mouseweel, I'm sending that idiot the bill.

Random Q: Why am I asking you?

:fluffle:

I should go to bed soon though.

:fluffle: No problem. :fluffle:

7


What flavour is green?

Sweet at first, then terribly sour.

You're faced with a moral dilemma; do you buy a gift card or take a gamble on a more personal gift?

Personal gift, if I know the person well; gift card otherwise.

:fluffle: No problem. :fluffle:
'Night, dear. You're a sweet boy. Some lucky girl is going to scoop you up and not let you go one day. :fluffle:

'Night, dear. You're a sweet boy. Some lucky girl is going to scoop you up and not let you go one day. :fluffle:

Awww. :fluffle:

Who knows? Maybe you? :p (Just joking- or am I? ;))

Awww. :fluffle:

Who knows? Maybe you? :p (Just joking- or am I? ;))

She's got her eye on you, I hear.

:D

Next NSG romance! Next NSG romance!

Question: Do you like what I just made?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/trippy.jpg

Question: Do you like what I just made?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/trippy.jpg

Staring at it makes me want to have a seizure.

Take that how you will.

Staring at it makes me want to have a seizure.

Take that how you will.

*mummbles*

Success!

Question: Do you like what I just made?Do you want a nice or an honest answer?

She's got her eye on you, I hear.

:D

http://static.flickr.com/26/67509543_5266088004.jpg

Question: You're in a horror movie. What do you NOT do?

Live.

WAIT! I mean--*is stabbed*

Do you want a nice or an honest answer?

Why did you answer my question with a question?

What color does grass smell?

What color does grass smell?

Both.

What color does grass smell?

Triangle.

Did you know that about 50% of people who have ever lived are alive today?

:eek: I have been living under a rock! :eek:

Is it bad to watch Full Metal Jacket instead of doing homework.

Definitely not, but it would be better to watch apocalypse now.

I wouldn't go into the shower.
You'd be a very smell girl. Which means you'd also be set for a hostile take over of Canada. Which begs the question: Can I be your corrupt right-hand man?

My question for NSer's is...
Do you breath in or out when you brush your teeth?

Posi failing at being human.
Recognition!


What kind of life form am I?

Recognition!


What kind of life form am I?
A ****!

A ****!

*monocle comes off in shock*

My question for NSer's is...
Do you breath in or out when you brush your teeth?
Both. At the same time. It's a lesser known property of toothpaste that allows you to do this. Honest.

My question to everyone: Do you look good in chaps?

I can't imagine I would....

Mt question : How many toys do you own?

I can't imagine I would....

Mt question : How many toys do you own?
Enough that i wouldn't bother thinking how many i have.

A Question.
Should one wear socks with Sandles?

Enough that i wouldn't bother thinking how many i have.

A Question.
Should one wear socks with Sandles?
You mean sandals?

Yes, if you want to, or if your feet will get cold without them.

My question:
Which is better as a method of contraception - marbles or karate?

Enough that i wouldn't bother thinking how many i have.

A Question.
Should one wear socks with Sandles?

No, it looks weird.... unless you're wearing Japanese robes.

You mean sandals?

Yes, if you want to, or if your feet will get cold without them.

My question:
Which is better as a method of contraception - marbles or karate?

A Microwave.

Here's a random question spurred by sudden experience:
Does anyone else randomly get cravings for bizzare foodstuffs? Right now I am so in the mood for some chicken satay.

Here's a random question spurred by sudden experience:
Does anyone else randomly get cravings for bizzare foodstuffs? Right now I am so in the mood for some chicken satay.
Random vravings indeed, today was one of those days i just felt like eating.
You mean sandals?

Yes, if you want to, or if your feet will get cold without them.

My question:
Which is better as a method of contraception - marbles or karate?
Karate, and yes i did mean sandals i thought it looked odd.

You're faced with a moral dilemma; do you buy a gift card or take a gamble on a more personal gift?
Without exception, the more personal gift.

my Q: you get home from work at three in the morning, get to sleep by 7am, are woken up at 930 (on a saturday) by the builders next door using a circular saw for the rest of the morning meaning you can't get back to sleep. you are expected at work at 3 that afternoon for a twelve hour shift, do you call in sick or do you go to work and suffer it?
I would most likely defy them sleep, then go to work. 12 hours is a long shft though. I need the money.

Question: is glass a liquid or a solid? Why?

Question: is glass a liquid or a solid? Why?

A solid, but it can be a liquid if you want it to be. ;)

Why does every guy joke about their left nut, but never their right?

It is both depending on the temperature.

What download-speed totally congests your connection?

Question: is glass a liquid or a solid? Why?

Solid. It's hard at room temp.

Q: Where does the other sock REALLY end up?

Q: Where does the other sock REALLY end up?

A realm outside space and time which is occupied by socks, keys and chuck keys for electrical drills.

A solid, but it can be a liquid if you want it to be. ;)

Why does every guy joke about their left nut, but never their right?

Nobody answered my quesiton. :(

You're faced with a moral dilemma; do you buy a gift card or take a gamble on a more personal gift?

EDIT - I'm going to ask the mods to fix the typo in the title.

I usually buy a gift card to a steak house or something of the sort. My parents are the exception though, I'd find a personal gift of their likings. My sister, usually cash does the work for practically everybody else a gift card will work.

especially when they are physical geography jokes :p
Heee, indeed. :p Human geography FTW!

Question: is glass a liquid or a solid? Why?

Liquid, because it very slowly adopts the shape of its container.

Question: is glass a liquid or a solid? Why?

A liquid.
Why? Because it is. *shrug*

My brain doesn't really want to believe it, though, so I've been waiting for an opportunity to get up close to a really old piece of lead glass from, say, a church window to check if it's really thicker at the bottom than at the top as it should be with the glass slooooooooooooowly flowing downwards.

Nobody answered my quesiton. :(

It really depends on if the guy is right-nutted of left-nutted. You must only meet right-nutted guys.

how are marbles made?

answer: http://www.planetvids.com/html/How-Marbles-Are-Made.html
http://media.planetvids.com/pvids/HowMarblesAreMade.flv


:)

My Question: Does one have an NSG problem if one is ferociously typing random questions on one's laptop at 1 AM?

Ask WYTYG.

*nods*

Another question: Is Ruffy going to end up being the same standard poll accessory, kind of like how on The Wheel of Fortune, when the final phrase came up, you were given R S T L N and E?

A liquid.
Why? Because it is. *shrug*

My brain doesn't really want to believe it, though, so I've been waiting for an opportunity to get up close to a really old piece of lead glass from, say, a church window to check if it's really thicker at the bottom than at the top as it should be with the glass slooooooooooooowly flowing downwards.

The article in Wiki that I read said that a case can be made for treating glass as either a solid or a liquid, but that generally, it's a solid. And the "antique glass thicker at the bottom because of flowing" is a myth. The glass in old window is thicker at the bottom because of the way the sheets were made. They used a technique that spun glass out into flat sheets, but because of centrifugal forces, the edges would be slightly thicker. When the glass was cut for installation, the thicker edges were routinely placed at the bottom of the window pane. I always thought it flowed, too.

If Dick Cheney is a "half-glass full" kinda guy, then where or who is the rest of the glass? And is it full or empty?