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I'm sorry, I didn't realize it myself, but Tony Snow, Robert Gates, Karl Rove, Donald Rumsfeld, Bush, and all the rest helped me realize something deep about myself: I love the terrorists. I wish to make them happy. I apparently embolden them, and occasionally sexually gratify them.

I'm sorry, America.

Right. You're making progress. But you still need to realize your latent lust for Satan and his minions.

What is with everyone posting drunk/stoned in the past hour or so?

What is with everyone posting drunk/stoned in the past hour or so?

I'm not either of those. This is how I always act.

And what they hell are terriosts? Sounds like a kind of cyst...or small yappy dog...

I voted "are you high" because you used "terriosts" 3 times.

I voted "are you high" because you used "terriosts" 3 times.

Sorry, it's one of the few words I can't spell.

no im just not fond of those who blow up random civilians.

I love the terrorists.

43"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' 44But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that?

And what they hell are terriosts? Sounds like a kind of cyst...or small yappy dog...They are the guys that this unit (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Counter+Terriost+Unit) fights against. That's what they hell they are.

And what they hell are terriosts? Sounds like a kind of cyst...or small yappy dog...

It is a kind of canine that inspires terror in the hearts of small rodents.

What lephuck, mate? :)

1934 just called. It wants its rhetoric back.

What is with everyone posting drunk/stoned in the past hour or so?

You're assuming anyone posts sober? I know I don't. Usually.

What is with everyone posting drunk/stoned in the past hour or so?

It's Saturday, and it's wasted if you're not drunk or stoned. Speaking of which... time for a refill; that shower killed my blitz.

You're assuming anyone posts sober? I know I don't. Usually.

Just seemed loonier than usual.

Oh I wish I could have a drink, but I've got a factum I'm avoiding and it'd just kill the buzz anyway.

I can't say I "love the terrorists", but I do support some of them, such as the Palestinians. As for al-Qæda, fuck them, along with all the other terrorists who purposefully distort Islam.

Just seemed loonier than usual.

Oh I wish I could have a drink, but I've got a factum I'm avoiding and it'd just kill the buzz anyway.

You get that TG?

I love you, too.

You get that TG?

Yup. And replied.

I love you, too.

You win this page.

What can I say? I'm easy to love.

I Love Cupcakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is with everyone posting drunk/stoned in the past hour or so?

few of us are sboer this time of night, sorryu.

few of us are sboer this time of night, sorryu.

I'm sober! But I have exams on monday, so alcohol is a no-no.

I'm sober! But I have exams on monday, so alcohol is a no-no.

so am I, and the way I typed the last post would make it appear as if I'm not when they are just typos.

few of us are sboer this time of night, sorryu.

and add day for me and others

I'm sober! But I have exams on monday, so alcohol is a no-no.
mwahahahahahaha!

*points and laughs*

Are you stressing too or am I the only one about to have an emotional breakdown?

mwahahahahahaha!

*points and laughs*

Are you stressing too or am I the only one about to have an emotional breakdown?

Oh, I am definately stressed!

Oh, I am definately stressed!

have a drink then:p

Oh, I am definately stressed!
Okay, good. I'm not alone. *tears*

Good luck on your exam on monday. Shouldn't you be studying for History and French or something?

so am I, and the way I typed the last post would make it appear as if I'm not when they are just typos.

Just claim you were drunk. Things would be less shameful that way.

Okay, good. I'm not alone. *tears*

Good luck on your exam on monday. Shouldn't you be studying for History and French or something?

Uhhh, yeah, I should. But I wanted to come on MSN/NSG to complain to everyone about how boring reading thirty pages on the UN is.
Good luck to you, too!

Just claim you were drunk. Things would be less shameful that way.

Like pissing on a bathroom door? :(

Like pissing on a bathroom door? :(

...sure.

Uhhh, yeah, I should. But I wanted to come on MSN/NSG to complain to everyone about how boring reading thirty pages on the UN is.
Good luck to you, too!
Oh god. I remember that. History next semester. :rolleyes:

Well, maybe I'll complain about how boring reading 30 pages on the endocrine system is.

Just claim you were drunk. Things would be less shameful that way.

Fair enouigh, Im drunk.

Fair enouigh, Im drunk.

That explains the comma-splice and the missing apostrophe. I forgive you.

...sure.

*sigh of relief*

Fair enouigh, Im drunk.
Wait...aren't you not allowed to drink?

Wait...aren't you not allowed to drink?

Islam doesn't permit drinking or the consumption of any alcohol. What if Soviestan claimed temporary insanity?

Like pissing on a bathroom door? :(

pissing in a Wardrobe and thinking it's the bathroom is just as bad

Wait...aren't you not allowed to drink?

saying I am is less shameful than admitting my grasp of the english language is poor, ask terrorist cakes.

pissing in a Wardrobe and thinking it's the bathroom is just as bad

So you can relate?

saying I am is less shameful than admitting my grasp of the english language is poor, ask terrorist cakes.

I'd rather be an alcoholic than a grammar-offender.

Islam doesn't permit drinking or the consumption of any alcohol. What if Soviestan claimed temporary insanity?
Hell, claim permanent insanity, and anybody can drink their pants off.
saying I am is less shameful than admitting my grasp of the english language is poor, ask terrorist cakes.
I will never be able to understand you.

Wow, seems some people dream of a terrorist coming into their bedroom at night. And....

I can't finish the thought. Sorry, it is too creepy. :p

Islam doesn't permit drinking or the consumption of any alcohol. What if Soviestan claimed temporary insanity?

in the Qur'an it is stated; 'forbidden unto you are intoxicating substances'. It also includes drugs. In fact if one does consume such substances the person must complete a complete purification(ie shower) which implies to if you have sex or a period. A simple wudu will not do.

Hell, claim permanent insanity, and anybody can drink their pants off.

I will never be able to understand you.

you do realise I'm not actually drunk right? Check the my posts in the thread again.

Wow, seems some people dream of a terrorist coming into their bedroom at night. And....

I can't finish the thought. Sorry, it is too creepy. :p

"Blowing their minds."

you do realise I'm not actually drunk right? Check the my posts in the thread again.
I know you're not drunk. You seem to have misunderstood my sarcasm.

I know you're not drunk. You seem to have misunderstood my sarcasm.

Why it appears I have. *feels stupid*

So you can relate?

no i just throw up and go to sleep in it along with smash glass on the floor
that other thing happen to moms partner

no i just throw up and go to sleep in it along with smash glass on the floor
that other thing happen to moms partner

Aha.

Alcohol can be so evil.

Aha.

Alcohol can be so evil.

thats why they see me near it they yell at me to get away from it as they all recall i tryed to kill them all which i do not recall

the only person how lets me have it is my lady as she the only one who knows how much is safe for me to have before i turn into i want to kill you

I too love the heh...

Aha.

Alcohol can be so evil.

Which is why I stick to marijuana. :)

Which is why I stick to marijuana. :)

I heart you.

Which is why I stick to marijuana. :)

http://www.sunshinejoy.com/images/Patches/ph394-l.jpg

:p

thats why they see me near it they yell at me to get away from it as they all recall i tryed to kill them all which i do not recall

the only person how lets me have it is my lady as she the only one who knows how much is safe for me to have before i turn into i want to kill you

I've never been like that, luckily.

I think I just passout.

I've never been like that, luckily.

I think I just passout.

i don't think you have had a half a bottle of Jim Bean straight , which is why if i smell it i want to throw up

i don't think you have had a half a bottle of Jim Bean straight , which is why if i smell it i want to throw up

By "bottle" do you mean the 750ml ones, or the huge jugs? Because I've drank more than half a jug in one sitting.. :eek:

By "bottle" do you mean the 750ml ones, or the huge jugs? Because I've drank more than half a jug in one sitting.. :eek:

they will not tell me and did you mix it

I don't like terrorists, and I just wish our country would quit funding, harboring and incouraging them.

they will not tell me and did you mix it

I did all shots.

I don't like terrorists, and I just wish our country would quit funding, harboring and incouraging them.

Ahh, so how is life in Iran nowadays?

I did all shots.

out of the bottle no coke

Ahh, so how is life in Iran nowadays?

I don't know. But here in the US, it's more or less normal for now.

I don't know. But here in the US, it's more or less normal for now.

Major confusion here. Who exactly are the terrorists, pray tell?

Major confusion here. Who exactly are the terrorists, pray tell?

Oh, well, you know. The ones we funded in Operation Cyclone, the ones we created by invading and occupying Iraq, by unilaterally supporting Israel. I'm sure you would however disagree and insist that not only does the US never, ever fund anyone who can now be called a terrorist, but that it can never, ever do anything which has the unfortunate effect of incouraging terrorism as the only means of waging asymetrical warfare against the US and allied war machine. But hey, you're entitled to your own opinion.

out of the bottle no coke

No coke.

No coke.

no coca cola or as we say coke

Oh, well, you know. The ones we funded in Operation Cyclone, the ones we created by invading and occupying Iraq, by unilaterally supporting Israel. I'm sure you would however disagree and insist that not only does the US never, ever fund anyone who can now be called a terrorist, but that it can never, ever do anything which has the unfortunate effect of incouraging terrorism as the only means of waging asymetrical warfare against the US and allied war machine. But hey, you're entitled to your own opinion.

Well, it's certainly a historical fact that the US has indeed funded terrorists (mujahadeen, anyone?) and I guess you could make the claim that the US is funding terrorists right now with it's massive aid to Fatah, but you have to look at the motivations.

Sometimes, the terrorists seemed like the lesser enemy, and as a force against communism, especially during the Cold War.

Just one question-how did we create and fund terrorists by invading Iraq?

Well, it's certainly a historical fact that the US has indeed funded terrorists (mujahadeen, anyone?) and I guess you could make the claim that the US is funding terrorists right now with it's massive aid to Fatah, but you have to look at the motivations.

Sometimes, the terrorists seemed like the lesser enemy, and as a force against communism, especially during the Cold War.

Oh, I know. Hey, sometimes you just gotta support terrorism.

Just one question-how did we create and fund terrorists by invading Iraq?

We didn't directly fund them there, but create? Oh yes. In fact, I was told that the insurgency was specifically hoped-for by pro-war US hawks because it was a way for us to "fight terrorism" on foreign soil - trading Iraqi civilian lives, for US lives. Well, when one is invading and occupying a nation as a "honeypot" to draw "terrorists," it is inevitably going to have the effect of incouraging terrorism - after all that's the point.

Some may have hoped that we would merely draw from a finite supply of terrorists, kill a lot of them and then there wouldn't be enough left through simple attriton... a foolish hope in retrospect, no?

Oh, I know. Hey, sometimes you just gotta support terrorism.



We didn't directly fund them there, but create? Oh yes. In fact, I was told that the insurgency was specifically hoped-for by pro-war US hawks because it was a way for us to "fight terrorism" on foreign soil - trading Iraqi civilian lives, for US lives. Well, when one is invading and occupying a nation as a "honeypot" to draw "terrorists," it is inevitably going to have the effect of incouraging terrorism - after all that's the point.

Some may have hoped that we would merely draw from a finite supply of terrorists, kill a lot of them and then there wouldn't be enough left through simple attriton... a foolish hope in retrospect, no?

Well, we sided with Stalin to beat Hitler, and Stalin was without a doubt one of the worst human beings in recorded history, no? Sometimes the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

I agree that we most likely created animosity and terrorists from the Iraq war, and fighting terrorism on foreign soil never made much sense to me when the best and only way to prevent terrorism is through aggressive domestic methods.

Well, we sided with Stalin to beat Hitler, and Stalin was without a doubt one of the worst human beings in recorded history, no? Sometimes the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

We also dropped nuclear weapons on Hiroshima. Sometimes, killing innocent civilians in order to coerce a political outcome is the only way!

I agree that we most likely created animosity and terrorists from the Iraq war, and fighting terrorism on foreign soil never made much sense to me when the best and only way to prevent terrorism is through aggressive domestic methods.

mkay

Why do you love terroists?

What sort of logic is that?

I mean, you can hate America and the stupid policies and Iraq and Bush, but why go to the complete other spectrum of idiocy?