Utah senator thinks sodomy is icky.
Drunk commies deleted
27-01-2007, 16:27
Senator Buttars, pictured below, hates blowjobs.
http://i1.tinypic.com/307uc5t.jpg
A Democratic state senator in Utah is trying to get the state's ban on sodomy repealed. This is more of a symbolic issue than anything because the Supreme court decided that sodomy laws were unconstitutional, so Utah hasn't been able to enforce it's anti-blowjob and butsex law. Meanwhile, a Republican state senator, Chris Buttars, who supports the anti-fun law is quoted as saying "You can like sodomy, I don't. I think sodomy is sickening." http://www.sltrib.com/utahpolitics/ci_5082621 Later the senator added "How the heck should I know? Why it's just a little doughnut. Oh, it's all gooey.". http://www.geocities.com/d300g/southpark507.html
Demented Hamsters
27-01-2007, 16:32
Isn't Utah the state that's got all those religos who think it's ok to marry your 16 yr old cousin, as long as you also marry her sisters and all their friends as well?
And they're trying to tell us about sexual morality?
Drunk commies deleted
27-01-2007, 16:33
Isn't Utah the state that's got all those religos who think it's ok to marry your 16 yr old cousin, as long as you also marry her sisters and all their friends as well?
Yeah, the fundamentalist LDS church. They're considered heretics by the original LDS church and polygamy is illegal, even in Utah, but yeah, they live there.
The Aeson
27-01-2007, 16:40
Nice bit, labeling the bill as conservative.
Teh_pantless_hero
27-01-2007, 17:05
Nice bit, labeling the bill as conservative.
Has anything that has come out of Utah not been conservative?
Lacadaemon
27-01-2007, 17:08
Has anything that has come out of Utah not been conservative?
Polygamy.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-01-2007, 17:09
Utah Senators are icky. :p
Katganistan
27-01-2007, 17:11
He has a right to think whatever he wants.
Luckily, the Supreme Court has ruled he doesn't have a right to legislate his brand of morality.
Dobbsworld
27-01-2007, 17:14
Nice bit, labeling the bill as conservative.
And you wouldn't? Doesn't seem especially liberal, this.
The Aeson
27-01-2007, 17:27
And you wouldn't? Doesn't seem especially liberal, this.
Just to be clear, I'm talking about the bill to repeal the anti-sodomy law. You?
Teh_pantless_hero
27-01-2007, 17:34
Polygamy.
Doesn't count because its part of their ultraconservative religion.
The Aeson
27-01-2007, 17:34
Doesn't count because its part of their ultraconservative religion.
Salt?
Johnny B Goode
27-01-2007, 17:37
Senator Buttars, pictured below, hates blowjobs.
http://i1.tinypic.com/307uc5t.jpg
A Democratic state senator in Utah is trying to get the state's ban on sodomy repealed. This is more of a symbolic issue than anything because the Supreme court decided that sodomy laws were unconstitutional, so Utah hasn't been able to enforce it's anti-blowjob and butsex law. Meanwhile, a Republican state senator, Chris Buttars, who supports the anti-fun law is quoted as saying "You can like sodomy, I don't. I think sodomy is sickening." http://www.sltrib.com/utahpolitics/ci_5082621 Later the senator added "How the heck should I know? Why it's just a little doughnut. Oh, it's all gooey.". http://www.geocities.com/d300g/southpark507.html
Ack, it's all st-st-sticky...
Darknovae
27-01-2007, 18:46
Utah: The state that's crazier than freaking Kansas
[NS]Trilby63
27-01-2007, 18:48
You people wash it after, yes?
Otherwise.. eeeeew!
Darknovae
27-01-2007, 18:59
Utah is icky.
Conservative Utah senators are icky.
Conservative Utah senators are icky.
I stand corrected.
Darknovae
27-01-2007, 19:16
I stand corrected.
GSA! GSA! :D
Darknovae
27-01-2007, 19:22
Mmmmmmm, sodomy.
GSA! GSA! GSA!
He has a right to think whatever he wants.
Luckily, the Supreme Court has ruled he doesn't have a right to legislate his brand of morality.
Your cat is licking itself.....
IL Ruffino
27-01-2007, 19:32
Lollipops, anyone?
Lollipops, anyone?
Oooh, I want a blue flavoured one!
IL Ruffino
27-01-2007, 19:53
Oooh, I want a blue flavoured one!
Open wide..
http://numaxxo.nu.funpic.de/04154050000.jpg
The Pacifist Womble
27-01-2007, 20:02
I can't believe the anti-sodomy guy is called "Butt arse".
Polygamy.
Polygamy is so conservative, it's medieval.
Open wide..
http://numaxxo.nu.funpic.de/04154050000.jpg
Yay, free condoms!
IL Ruffino
27-01-2007, 20:40
Yay, free condoms!
Free flavoured condoms!
Free flavoured condoms!
You are so awesome. :)><:)
IL Ruffino
27-01-2007, 20:50
You are so awesome. :)><:)
I know this. :)
Open wide..
http://numaxxo.nu.funpic.de/04154050000.jpg
German condoms...Does everything come on time then?
Darknovae
27-01-2007, 21:00
Polygamy.
Yay polygamy!
Nag Ehgoeg
27-01-2007, 21:18
German condoms...Does everything come on time then?
Great joke that one. Totally puts what I was gonna say about "Senator Butt... sex" to shame.
Darknovae
27-01-2007, 23:03
Great joke that one. Totally puts what I was gonna say about "Senator Butt... sex" to shame.
"Senator Buttars"... Buttarse? :eek:
German condoms...Does everything come on time then?
"For the most efficient ejaculation you'll ever have"
This man needs a blowjob from a transvestite. Do we have any transvestites?
Anti-Social Darwinism
28-01-2007, 01:59
If he thinks sodomy is icky, he shouldn't do it.
Boonytopia
28-01-2007, 02:27
I really don't understand why he wants to tell people what sex they should & shouldn't be having.
Has anything that has come out of Utah not been conservative?
Maddox?
Maddox?
People named Gus?
This man needs a blowjob from a transvestite. Do we have any transvestites?
Whatever happened to Lyric? Think she'd take one for the team?
Whatever happened to Lyric? Think she'd take one for the team?
Excellent.
*Checks off 'transvestite' from list of things needed to conquer the world*
Whatever happened to Lyric? Think she'd take one for the team?
Doubt it, but I'm certain she'd kick your ass. Weird, I was just thinking about her the other day...hope she's doing okay.
The Nazz
28-01-2007, 03:41
Doubt it, but I'm certain she'd kick your ass. Weird, I was just thinking about her the other day...hope she's doing okay.
I'm sure she is. She'd kill anyone who got in her way.
Demented Hamsters
28-01-2007, 03:53
Thanks to Peter Jackson, we do in fact have a song about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCcaMIcwz30
Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy
Don't worry if you feel ashamed
It's been around for years
Thousands more than can be named
Are interested in rears
Don't worry about hell
No harm will come to your soul
We're not all Pentacostal
But everybody's got an asshole
Let me tell ya 'bout sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy
It might just improve your sex
It's a hard act to follow
The fact that fundamentalists
Find difficult to swallow
So join me as I sing
Of an activity that's fun
Open up your ring
And try it front to bum
Bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy
SODOMY!
I wish some radio station in Utah plays this song just before and after interviewing the dickwad who wants to ban it.
Boonytopia
28-01-2007, 03:57
Thanks to Peter Jackson, we do in fact have a song about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCcaMIcwz30
I wish some radio station in Utah plays this song just before and after interviewing the dickwad who wants to ban it.
I love Meet the Feebles. :D
That's what his mom said! Oh! Damn! What now?!?! Don't go there girlfriend! Oh no you dinent!
*Bitch slaps no one in paticular*