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New Jersey is home to the densest squirrels on earth. Our squirrels have more lead per cubic centimeter of rodent flesh than any others. In fact, the state has warned people to reduce their consumption of squirrels because they may pose a risk of lead poisoning. If you're planning to visit the lovely Garden State, please don't eat our squirrels.

http://www.c-n.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070125/FRONT01/70125011

I heard about this on the radio just a few minutes ago...*heavy sigh*

If you are surviving off squirrels then maybe you deserve to die a slow and agonizing death. And yes, I do know people who 'hunt', kill, and eat these rodents.

geez how do they expect a family to get by without road kill stew?

Curses! Toxic squirrels are my favorite food.

People eat squirrels? And here I thought that they were only loony and kept the damn rodents as pets like my best friend.

Lead, which is harmful in small amounts
Are large amounts of lead okay, then? :p

Are large amounts of lead okay, then? :p

From the article I gather that they are. I'm going to eat some fishing sinkers when I go home to find out for sure.

I've had squirrel before, it's not bad. Better than Rabbit by a long ways.

Better than rabbit? I've got to go shoot me some squirrels.

I heard about this on the radio just a few minutes ago...*heavy sigh*

If you are surviving off squirrels then maybe you deserve to die a slow and agonizing death. And yes, I do know people who 'hunt', kill, and eat these rodents.

I've had squirrel before, it's not bad. Better than Rabbit by a long ways.

Are large amounts of lead okay, then? :p

Only to gain weight.

I've had squirrel before, it's not bad. Better than Rabbit by a long ways.

Rat can taste excellent depending on who cooks it, but the point remains that if you survive off rodents: you might just deserve the plague.

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7752/250pxsquirrelwithnutzh4.jpg

Breakfast.

Wuss.

I'm allergic to deadly epidemics :(

Only to gain weight.



Rat can taste excellent depending on who cooks it, but the point remains that if you survive off rodents: you might just deserve the plague.


Wuss.

Curses! Toxic squirrels are my favorite food.

Just don't let them bite you like that spider did to Peter Parker - Squirrelman would not be a cool superhero.

I'm allergic to deadly epidemics :(

You're missing out on Squirrel and Gravy!

I want that squirrel lamp

Just don't let them bite you like that spider did to Peter Parker - Squirrelman would not be a cool superhero.
You can't write squirrels off just like that. Skunkman would not be cool, but it would evidently work, for example.
http://www.superdickery.com/other/156.html

I also noticed this. Make of it what you will. :D
http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/51.html

New Jersey is home to the densest squirrels on earth. Our squirrels have more lead per cubic centimeter of rodent flesh than any others. In fact, the state has warned people to reduce their consumption of squirrels because they may pose a risk of lead poisoning. If you're planning to visit the lovely Garden State, please don't eat our squirrels.

http://www.c-n.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070125/FRONT01/70125011
I would have thought they were that lead laden due to being shot at, and were mutating into-uber squirrels who ate lead and spat it back in bullet form......

New Jersey is home to the densest squirrels on earth. Our squirrels have more lead per cubic centimeter of rodent flesh than any others. In fact, the state has warned people to reduce their consumption of squirrels because they may pose a risk of lead poisoning. If you're planning to visit the lovely Garden State, please don't eat our squirrels.

You're from Jersey? Whereabouts?

Just what the world needs, another reason to make fun of New Jersey.

You're from Jersey? Whereabouts?

Just what the world needs, another reason to make fun of New Jersey.

Trenton. Are you from NJ as well?

Trenton. Are you from NJ as well?

Yup. Freehold.

Yup. Freehold.

I used to go to the racetrack up there a lot. Wasting a few dollars on a harness race was a good way to kill an early afternoon. Haven't gone in a while though.

People eat squirrels? And here I thought that they were only loony and kept the damn rodents as pets like my best friend.

Depending on where they're caught and what their diet consists of, squirrels can be quite tasty. *nod*

Just don't let them bite you like that spider did to Peter Parker - Squirrelman would not be a cool superhero.

Too late!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/tiza/SquirrelMan-FootLockerMW03_JPG.jpg

*bites into squirrel steak*

Oh shyte...*pukes*

What about the squirrels though? How are they faring? I hate these biased articles.

http://www.superdickery.com/other/162.html

Great caption, and you've gotta love the stereotypes.

http://www.superdickery.com/other/162.html

Great caption, and you've gotta love the stereotypes.

Superman pretending to be british:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4414/3429/1600/scan0007.0.jpg

Lead Squirrels.....impervious to radiation.....to bullets.....
Oh My God....SUPER SQUIRRELS!!

Ahhh.... How I love New Jersey. So glad I'm a native. Let's go Blackwood!

Seriously.

Too late!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/tiza/SquirrelMan-FootLockerMW03_JPG.jpg

Fantastic! :D

Err....um... around how much squirrel do you have to eat in order for it to be deadly???!?:eek:




:p

Go ahead. Eat the squirrel.

Just don't let them bite you like that spider did to Peter Parker - Squirrelman would not be a cool superhero.

Marvel already has that, well it's Squirrlgirl and she's a mutant, but close enough.

I prefer the chocolate squirrels :P
http://www.gringoes.com/images/BlackSquirrel.jpg

I prefer the chocolate squirrels :P
http://www.gringoes.com/images/BlackSquirrel.jpg

We have black squirrels here, it alegedly has something to do with the alevial deposits in one of the rivers, they also have them around the Yellow River in China, which has the same types of deposits. And then you have New York squirrels which are black from all the pollution;)

Edit: the Black squirrels here are typically darker than that they don't have the hint of brown that one has, straight black like a black cat.

I'm allergic to deadly epidemics :(

Really? You too? Wow, I thought I was the only one!

So can we melt down squirrels and smelt bullets?

Rat can taste excellent depending on who cooks it, but the point remains that if you survive off rodents: you might just deserve the plague.I have been eating Oompa-Loompas for years and I am just fine.

So can we melt down squirrels and smelt bullets?We can make millions by killing all the squirrels in the hell on Earth, we would be doing them a favor anyway.:p

What is New Jersey doing??!?!?! It's taking away our rights to eat toxic squirells!!!! :mad:


:p

What is New Jersey doing??!?!?! It's taking away our rights to eat toxic squirells!!!! :mad:


:p

Penis-melting Zionist Robot Combs!

Penis-melting Zionist Robot Combs!

What the flying gopher....? O.o

What the flying gopher....? O.o

Ah, you might ask what a penis-melting zionist robot comb is. And I would say I have about 3 on my person, ready for distribution.


Okay, seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis-melting_Zionist_robot_combs

Ah, you might ask what a penis-melting zionist robot comb is. And I would say I have about 3 on my person, ready for distribution.


Okay, seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis-melting_Zionist_robot_combs

You must've smoked a shitload of crack earlier tonight, man. Wow.

You must've smoked a shitload of crack earlier tonight, man. Wow.

What?

Ah, you might ask what a penis-melting zionist robot comb is. And I would say I have about 3 on my person, ready for distribution.


Okay, seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis-melting_Zionist_robot_combs

What the flying gopher does that have to do with my post? :confused:

Err....um... around how much squirrel do you have to eat in order for it to be deadly???!?:eek:




:p

For whom, you or the squirrel?

What the flying gopher does that have to do with my post? :confused:

I'm just saying this is totally insane, the whole leaden squirrels.

You know what really has a taste for squirrels? Other squirrels. I witnessed a horrifying act of squirrel cannibalism in California. A golden-mantled ground squirrel, the absolutely cutest little plague-vector campground pest imaginable, was hunched over eating something... which on closer inspection proved to be another ground squirrel. It was just standing there, with its cute little beady eyes and gore and rotting flesh all over its muzzle... *shudder*

On the other hand, I heard squirrel tastes quite good if you cook it thoroughly. It's gotta be seriously cheap. As a starving college student, it sounds like a good opportunity to top ramen.

Marvel already has that, well it's Squirrlgirl and she's a mutant, but close enough.

Heck, she even beat Thanos once if i'm not mistaken.

Ah, you might ask what a penis-melting zionist robot comb is. And I would say I have about 3 on my person, ready for distribution.


Okay, seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis-melting_Zionist_robot_combs

For some reason, that made me think of "I am Bender, please insert girder."

Heck, she even beat Thanos once if i'm not mistaken.

And Deadpool.

From the article I gather that they are. I'm going to eat some fishing sinkers when I go home to find out for sure.Does that mean you shouldn't chew on fishing sinkers? Well, that could explain so many of my problems.

New Jersey is home to the densest squirrels on earth. Our squirrels have more lead per cubic centimeter of rodent flesh than any others. In fact, the state has warned people to reduce their consumption of squirrels because they may pose a risk of lead poisoning. If you're planning to visit the lovely Garden State, please don't eat our squirrels.

http://www.c-n.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070125/FRONT01/70125011
This is going straight onto MOBRA!
DEATH TO ALL SURFACERS!
VOTE MOBRA!

Weird. The real world actually has some relationship with my NS nation; except the people of Kamsaki have been eating squirrels for years without any noticeable radiation poisoning.