NationStates Jolt Archive


Nintendo Wii games that should exist

Rambhutan
26-01-2007, 10:51
The unique controller of the Wii is enormous fun but suits some types of games more than others - it is a lot better for simulating a samurai sword than it is a gun. What other sports/activities could it be used for in a game?

My immediate thoughts were for a game based around Canadian Seal Clubbing or some kind of English Country Sports compilation of Cricket, Morris Dancing and Fly Fishing.
Dryks Legacy
26-01-2007, 10:56
I want a compilation of baseball bat activites... like hitting pinatas, robbing stores, and occasionally hitting baseballs.

- it is a lot better for simulating a samurai sword than it is a gun.

Prove it.
Harlesburg
26-01-2007, 10:59
Could it make a game where Helen Clark goes away?
http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/11/2005/EXX3.jpg
:(
Compulsive Depression
26-01-2007, 11:05
One word: Lightsabre.
The Potato Factory
26-01-2007, 11:11
Virtual Masturbation.
Yootopia
26-01-2007, 11:12
How's about Spade vs. Thatcher?
Rambhutan
26-01-2007, 11:13
Could it make a game where Helen Clark goes away?
http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/11/2005/EXX3.jpg
:(

Hitting politicians with various blunt objects...
Bolondgomba
26-01-2007, 11:14
I think a new version of Warriors would be awesome for the Wii.
Rejistania
26-01-2007, 11:24
Leisure Suit Larry!
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/12/leisure-suit-larry-wii.html
Christmahanikwanzikah
26-01-2007, 11:26
How about you have two wiimotes and have a dual-gun FPS game? or make a nunchuk that has a IR beam on the front like the wiimote and do the same thing?
The Potato Factory
26-01-2007, 11:30
What's the matter? Does your PC fanboy ego get in the way of pleasuring yourself?

No, being a PC fanboy actually makes porn EASIER.
Rambhutan
26-01-2007, 11:30
Virtual Masturbation.

Could call it the biscuit game.
Bolondgomba
26-01-2007, 11:31
Virtual Masturbation.

What's the matter? Does your PC fanboy ego get in the way of pleasuring yourself?
Christmahanikwanzikah
26-01-2007, 11:31
No, being a PC fanboy actually makes porn EASIER.

... because you don't need a $300 processor to watch it.
The Potato Factory
26-01-2007, 11:33
... because you don't need a $300 processor to watch it.

I could watch porn with my old Pentium.
Christmahanikwanzikah
26-01-2007, 11:35
I see.

I think I'll stick to real women thank you. Better graphics too...

lol.
Dryks Legacy
26-01-2007, 11:36
How about you have two wiimotes and have a dual-gun FPS game?
You can play the target shooting in Wii Play with dual Wii-motes, but I got my lowest score ever when I tried it, because you get bonus points for more than 5 hits in a row... not so easy two handed.

Could it make a game where Helen Clark goes away?
http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/11/2005/EXX3.jpg
:(

I suggest a merger of our ideas.

NOTE: This browser (the Wii's) was not made for forums... it's awesome at YouTube though. I use it more than the PC due to the zoom.
Bolondgomba
26-01-2007, 11:37
No, being a PC fanboy actually makes porn EASIER.

I see.

I think I'll stick to real women thank you. Better graphics too...
Ifreann
26-01-2007, 11:40
I see.

I think I'll stick to real women thank you. Better graphics too...

One day I'll be able to get porn with better than real life graphics. One day.......