[OK][Seriously] Jolt. . .
How else can we make rocky horror picture show references?
"It's just a step to the right..."
I WARPED YOU, MUTHAFUCKA!
:p
BLARGistania
25-01-2007, 00:31
Stop with the fucking time warps already.
Drunk commies deleted
25-01-2007, 00:32
Doesn't this belong in Technical or something? Anyhoo, yeah. Time warps suck. It's like impossible to see the latest posts in a thread without checking each and every page just in case a new post is lost among the old.
Johnny B Goode
25-01-2007, 00:33
Stop with the fucking time warps already.
Heh. They called in Doc Brown and Marty to fix it. Chill, besides, how else can you make Back to the Future jokes?
My future self told me I'd have a headache tomorrow.
Edit: Or maybe yesterday. I'm never sure with this time travel
It's just a jump to the left... (http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5127/timewarp5ra.jpg)
Fine.
IL Ruffino
25-01-2007, 00:34
*warps*
Farnhamia
25-01-2007, 00:34
Someone explained somewhere that the two Jolt servers are out of synch by about five minutes. Check the time at the bottom of the page you're looking at against that of the last post to see the effect. You might have to wait five minutes if you want yours at the end. Kind of like the time-delay they introduced after the Janet Jackson Tit Incident at the Superbowl a few years back.
I just had a massive time warp. I went all the way back to around this time last week, when people first referenced Rocky Horror.
How else can we make rocky horror picture show references?
"It's just a step to the right..."
It's just a jump to the left... (http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5127/timewarp5ra.jpg)
BLARGistania
25-01-2007, 00:38
god dammit.
Soviestan
25-01-2007, 00:54
I think it just warped again.
Sumamba Buwhan
25-01-2007, 01:15
"I'm broadcasting live from yesterday"
Jolt isn't time-warping. In fact, it's doing something much more scary; it's demonstrating true time. Quick, get the Oi-Dong Monks!
I V Stalin
25-01-2007, 01:44
I just had a massive time warp. I went all the way back to around this time last week, when people first referenced Rocky Horror.
http://www.tarpits.org/education/guide/art/page13a.jpg
http://grimreaper.org/ont_reaper.jpg
http://www.commersen.se/pirater/bilder/smattogatt/flogging.gif
Apparently it means nothing to us Generalites.
http://www.tarpits.org/education/guide/art/page13a.jpg
http://grimreaper.org/ont_reaper.jpg
http://www.commersen.se/pirater/bilder/smattogatt/flogging.gif
Apparently it means nothing to us Generalites.
You mean... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/violent075.gif
Najitene
25-01-2007, 01:59
You're all transexuals. The whole lot of you. Go back to your world.
Greater Trostia
25-01-2007, 02:17
Stop with the fucking time warps already.
Jolt to BLARGistania: LOL NO
Swilatia
25-01-2007, 02:27
well, i tried sending some people to their server room to fix this, but I have not heard anything from there for a while now.
Rubiconic Crossings
25-01-2007, 03:45
Its getting to the point where I don't know if I'm coming or going!
Sort the load balancing out....is Jolt like the Accenture of the hosting world?
Dobbsworld
25-01-2007, 03:47
I love how the poster before me shows up as posting five minutes into the future. It's... like some Rod Serling screenplay.
*edit: my post is coming from five minutes into the future, too!
Darknovae
25-01-2007, 03:49
Today is my first day back at NSG...
And the time is being teh warped....
*cowers in fear of the timewarp*
:(
Ladamesansmerci
25-01-2007, 03:52
Today is my first day back at NSG...
And the time is being teh warped....
*cowers in fear of the timewarp*
:(
Do not fear, my dear. All shall be righted by the supreme gods of Jolt.
Darknovae
25-01-2007, 03:55
Do not fear, my dear. All shall be righted by the supreme gods of Jolt.
It's a new, scary NSG.... *whimpers and curls into a ball*
:(
TIMEWARP!!! ARRRGHHH!!! *screams bloody murder*
Ladamesansmerci
25-01-2007, 03:56
It's a new, scary NSG.... *whimpers and curls into a ball*
:(
TIMEWARP!!! ARRRGHHH!!! *screams bloody murder*
*warps*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I know I'm always on the right time, but some posters are several minutes ahead of the actual time. Maybe I'm the ghost of the past? :eek:
Congo--Kinshasa
25-01-2007, 03:57
Stop with the fucking time warps already.
QFT.
Imperial isa
25-01-2007, 04:07
ok i'm so thinking of getting on a plane and going over make some one fix this
Sylvontis
25-01-2007, 04:09
It's that goddamned Doomsday clock, that's what it is! Turn it back, turn it back!
Dryks Legacy
25-01-2007, 04:31
Like I keep saying. If you think this is bad, imagine if posts were changing threads as well as times. Think about it.
Harlesburg
25-01-2007, 12:27
Stop with the fucking time warps already.
QFT!
Also fix the damn reply button.
Turquoise Days
25-01-2007, 12:59
Like I keep saying. If you think this is bad, imagine if posts were changing threads as well as times. Think about it.
:eek: Dear God NO!
Underdownia
25-01-2007, 18:19
Welcome to Jolt timetravel services. Proud to be more 'retardis' than 'tardis'. Please enjoy your stay. What...hang on...you've gone before you arrived?