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Let's face it only we can rule the world properly.

Good fucking lord no. There's some seriously retarded people around here. I wouldn't want to live in a world I was in charge of, that's for damn sure.

I alone would be alright, maybe a few others, but there are some not jobs here.

Hehe. I already rule the world...

I should, and I'd be comfortable with a few others of you in positions of power, but NSG as a whole? No.

Eh... the Parallel Government thing worked well while it lasted...

Wait....I thought we did rule the world.

*checks dailly planner*

Ah, world domination by NSG, 2/29/07.

*waits*

shouldn't you be studying for your exams? :pHe is making me take his exams.:(

Yes. The world would be pure chaos if NSG takes it over. It shall fall into despair...or something like it.

Speaking of utter chaos, I am of a mind that somebody on NSG should get uber rich and plan a HUGE NSG meeting with all the members present. Now THAT would be fun. :p

Hehe. I already rule the world...
shouldn't you be studying for your exams? :p

shouldn't you be studying for your exams? :p

Well, I will rule the world next Tuesday afternoon, then, when exams are over!



Oh, crap...then I've got auditions to prepare for. Well, I can rule the world while reading as the jailor's daughter, can't I?

Let's face it only we can rule the world properly.

If the NSG forum suddenly rose to power and ruled the world, I'd be wishing for more than 200 rounds of .223/5.56mm ammo, because there's just too many people here that are at either extreme of the political spectrum. The Charlie Foxtrot that would ensue (due to the extreme differences of opinion) would probably bring the end of civilization as we humans know it.

I'll take the world (in its screwed up state) as it currently is.

You lucky girl. My exams aren't over until Friday morning! :mad:



Of course you can. Who would suspect the jailor's daughter?

Well, I wouldn't really call it lucky to have three provincials crammed into one and a half days. But I get a break afterwards, I guess.

She, dear, TC is a she.Well, at least I get to keep my Vikings.

http://www.jorvik-viking-centre.co.uk/images/splash/reenactors.jpg

He is making me take his exams.:(
She, dear, TC is a she.

Well, I will rule the world next Tuesday afternoon, then, when exams are over!



Oh, crap...then I've got auditions to prepare for. Well, I can rule the world while reading as the jailor's daughter, can't I?
You lucky girl. My exams aren't over until Friday morning! :mad:



Of course you can. Who would suspect the jailor's daughter?

I'd rather have that than 3 spread out all throughout the week. I want time off after the exams, damn it! What exams do you have? I'm guessing...English, History, and...math?


English, History, and French, actually.

Well, I wouldn't really call it lucky to have three provincials crammed into one and a half days. But I get a break afterwards, I guess.
I'd rather have that than 3 spread out all throughout the week. I want time off after the exams, damn it! What exams do you have? I'm guessing...English, History, and...math?
Well, at least I get to keep my Vikings.

http://www.jorvik-viking-centre.co.uk/images/splash/reenactors.jpg
Are these the burn, pillage, and rape vikings?

Let's face it only we can rule the world properly.

Good lord, NO.

We can't even pull off an election of our own without mucking it up! :p

Speaking of utter chaos, I am of a mind that somebody on NSG should get uber rich and plan a HUGE NSG meeting with all the members present. Now THAT would be fun. :p

When I win the Powerball drawing, I'll do that.

The only question is, where to have the meeting? I'll spring for airfare, but it needs to be a location relatively central to both Europe and North America, and it'll have to be in the summer so students can attend...

...Iceland??

Are these the burn, pillage, and rape vikings?Maybe.

Ouch. That hurts. French + English = brain mush. Well, at least you don't have physics and biology on the same day like some of my friends. >.<

Gah! Yeah, there's a reason I'm not taking any sciences this year...

Or we can all chip in and buy Sealand. :p

Would we all fit? :p

EDIT: This timewarp thing makes my eyes bleed.

English, History, and French, actually.
Ouch. That hurts. French + English = brain mush. Well, at least you don't have physics and biology on the same day like some of my friends. >.<

do i get hot babes and play with weapons

Good lord, NO.

We can't even pull off an election of our own without mucking it up! :p



When I win the Powerball drawing, I'll do that.

The only question is, where to have the meeting? I'll spring for airfare, but it needs to be a location relatively central to both Europe and North America, and it'll have to be in the summer so students can attend...

...Iceland??
Or we can all chip in and buy Sealand. :p

Iceland sounds awesome! Maybe even Greenland! We can meet on top of a huge melting glacier, I'm pretty sure. :p
Maybe.
:eek:

*flees*

:eek:

*flees*You made me sad.:(

Go now my Viking minions and take over NSG.

Why not? The science courses are the easiest to get good marks in. I'll be damned to hell and back before getting above 95 in English.

Not for me! I pulled a 94.5% average in English, French, and History last term. Sciences are icky, and you have to dissect things!

Gah! Yeah, there's a reason I'm not taking any sciences this year...
Why not? The science courses are the easiest to get good marks in. I'll be damned to hell and back before getting above 95 in English.

Would we all fit?:p

EDIT: This timewarp thing makes my eyes bleed.
We may have to...accidentally...forget the invitation to some people. Others we can just kick off into the ocean. :p

We may have to...accidentally...forget the invitation to some people. Others we can just kick off into the ocean. :p

Perhaps we should just build our own offshore platform and declare soverignty?

Besides...then we could have NSG debates in person. Who wouldn't want to see some of the fights that result?!? :D

We dissected a fetal pig today. I was disgusted, and had random pig juice squirted onto me. Then, when I tried to kick the guy who did it, my foot was caught in the chair and I hit my ankle. My ankle still hurts. :(

See, that's why sciences are the work of satan! Arts (especially performing), on the other hand...

You made me sad.:(

Go now my Viking minions and take over NSG.
I do? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

*flees from scary viking minions*
Not for me! I pulled a 94.5% average in English, French, and History last term. Sciences are icky, and you have to dissect things!
We dissected a fetal pig today. I was disgusted, and had random pig juice squirted onto me. Then, when I tried to kick the guy who did it, my foot was caught in the chair and I hit my ankle. My ankle still hurts. :(

I do? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

*flees from scary viking minions*(It is to late the Vikings have taken over NSG and they will start plundering the other forums now and enslave everyone here.

What kind of acting do you do mainly? Plays or musicals?

Oh, both. I'm a trained singer, so I do musicals and operettas (just did My Fair Lady, soon to do the Mikado), but I love straight plays, too. Wilde is amazing, and so are so many contemporary short plays. God, there are too many good plays in the world!

Perhaps we should just build our own offshore platform and declare soverignty?

Besides...then we could have NSG debates in person. Who wouldn't want to see some of the fights that result?!? :D
I declare that mud must be present for all the debating, regardless of topic! :p

Well, you better win this thing then. I'm pretty sure we can make a garbage dump large enough in the Atlantic to fit all NSers onto it. :p
See, that's why sciences are the work of satan! Arts (especially performing), on the other hand...
Do not mock science. Science has been good to me. *strokes 98% on Physics 11*

What kind of acting do you do mainly? Plays or musicals?

NSG? FUCK NO! Me? Well just take a look at how I run Dosuun. I think I'm doing a bang-up job. Speaking of which...I think I'm scheduled to blow up another 3 nations tomorrow.:D

You made me sad.:(

Go now my Viking minions and take over NSG.

*opens up with a m60*

thats right keep on caming

I declare that mud must be present for all the debating, regardless of topic! :p

...just mud? There are so many options!

*grabs rubber-band gun*

Well, you better win this thing then. I'm pretty sure we can make a garbage dump large enough in the Atlantic to fit all NSers onto it. :p

I'm thinking it should look something like this...

http://www.concretemonthly.com/monthly/images/2005_08/dubai.jpg

And I don't expect to win, but if I do, I'll totally spring for a big NS meet!

(Only the first 1000 people to respond will be invited...gotta set some sort of limit. :p )

I wouldn't mind ruling the world.:)

Oh, both. I'm a trained singer, so I do musicals and operettas (just did My Fair Lady, soon to do the Mikado), but I love straight plays, too. Wilde is amazing, and so are so many contemporary short plays. God, there are too many good plays in the world!
Yeah, there are. I am in love with the music in Rent right now.
...just mud? There are so many options!

*grabs rubber-band gun*



I'm thinking it should look something like this...

http://www.concretemonthly.com/monthly/images/2005_08/dubai.jpg

And I don't expect to win, but if I do, I'll totally spring for a big NS meet!

(Only the first 1000 people to respond will be invited...gotta set some sort of limit. :p )
So am I first? I must be first, right? :p


Alright, we can plan this thing later. I'm sure Jello would be a nice addition too. :p

So am I first? I must be first, right? :p

Well sure. :)

Alright, we can plan this thing later. I'm sure Jello would be a nice addition too. :p

Shit...we can make the thing out of Jello. :D

Nah, can't we just make it out of garbage like all other good little artificial islands? :p

...it would stink. :eek:

Well sure. :)



Shit...we can make the thing out of Jello. :D
You may be onto something there. *ponders*


Nah, can't we just make it out of garbage like all other good little artificial islands? :p

...it would stink. :eek:
To keep out the false NSers and keep the true dedicated ones there. :p

To keep out the false NSers and keep the true dedicated ones there. :p

So you're saying we should make it out of spam? :p

as Head of the NSDF and NSPDF when do you like me to start to draw up the plans to take over the world

Exactly! I've got enough spam in my post count to start us off. If the spamming crew contributes, we'll get ourselves an island in no time. :p

...so I don't need to win the lottery then? :p

Let's face it only we can rule the world properly.http://www.evil-comic.com/comics/e20050803.gif

So you're saying we should make it out of spam? :p
Exactly! I've got enough spam in my post count to start us off. If the spamming crew contributes, we'll get ourselves an island in no time. :p

...so I don't need to win the lottery then? :p
yes you do. You're still paying for everybody's plane tickets, remember? :p

yes you do. You're still paying for everybody's plane tickets, remember? :p

Right...kinda forgot about that little detail.

If you would be so kind as to draw up some blueprints for SpamTower, that would be great. :p

*has to work...waves bye-bye* :)

Let's face it only we can rule the world properly.

Nope. Far too many commies and socialists on this site. They'd ban guns, double the size of the world government and tax the pants off everyone. Literally.

You would have to admit, us ruling the world would make for the most entertaining civil wars in history.

hell no! not from what i've seen of most nsg'er's (appearant) conflict fixation!

=^^=
.../\...

Too many immature people on this forum.
And too many idealists, either way.
Also, too many religious people for my taste (and that includes rabid atheists).

Let's face it, as rulers of the world, we'd never be able to form a government that's capable of making any kind of decision. We wouldn't even be able to decide a seating plan.

Let's face it only we can rule the world properly.

Only if LG turns the below sea level part of my country in one giant mud pool :D

Nope. Far too many commies and socialists on this site. They'd ban guns, double the size of the world government and tax the pants off everyone. Literally.

now if i could believe THAT i might actualy be FOR it.

not that we need the size of government doubled of course, but it gives the unimaginative something to do to keep them out of trouble.

=^^=
.../\...

We barely rule the forums. After all...there are moderators and admins. Should we not try to rule an internet site first before we set our sights on...the world...?

We barely rule the forums. After all...there are moderators and admins. Should we not try to rule an internet site first before we set our sights on...the world...?

Are you saying you want to overthrow the mods and admins?

That's seditious talk, comrade.

Speaking of utter chaos, I am of a mind that somebody on NSG should get uber rich and plan a HUGE NSG meeting with all the members present. Now THAT would be fun. :p


That would be wicked fun, some of us could cosplay our national Leaders and have a fake "UN" meeting. Mabey we could try and get a group started for cons or something?

Only if LG turns the below sea level part of my country in one giant mud pool :D

*makes plans*

Are you saying you want to overthrow the mods and admins?

That's seditious talk, comrade.

Lol...and overthrowing all world governments is not? Funny how moderators are a bigger concern to you than the government you live under.

Besides...how would one actually "overthrow" mods and admins?

i should rule the world.

fuck the rest of you

Buy me dinner first and I'll think about it. :)

i should rule the world.

fuck the rest of you

Buy me dinner first and I'll think about it. :)

smoooooooooooooooth :P

Let's face it only we can rule the world properly.
Oh i'm going to and i am not sure if you are invited.
DEATH TO ALL SURFACERS!
VOTE MOBRA!!!

i should rule the world.

fuck the rest of you

you still need some one to lead your forces

you still need some one to lead your forces

Nonsense...Napoleon didn't

It's quite possible to be both a military and political leader

Nonsense...Napoleon didn't

It's quite possible to be both a military and political leader

and look where that got him

Nonsense...Napoleon didn't

It's quite possible to be both a military and political leader

of course there IS that minor little detail about how nepolian ended up ...

(both of them? presumably you're refering to nepoleaon III rather then I, though if i remeber close to correctly this may go for both of them)

=^^=
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Lol...I doubt his dual role was his main downfall

lest see he was leading in spain for a bit, then went home and look what happen

and look where that got him

Lol...I doubt his dual role was his main downfall

Lol...I doubt his dual role was his main downfall

his down fall was probably "the Spanish Ulcer" and fact Britian funded most of the countries in Europe to carry on fighting Him

When you say we at NSG, you mean just me, right?

sure. I claim Poland.

That would be wicked fun, some of us could cosplay our national Leaders and have a fake "UN" meeting. Mabey we could try and get a group started for cons or something?
NO! No RPers allowed! This will be an RP free meeting. Damned infidels in II and Nationstates. *glares*
When you say we at NSG, you mean just me, right?
No, we meant Ruffy. Didn't you get the note? Ruffy = NSG now.

Status in the new world order will be determined by postcount.
No no no, popularity contests combined with join date in junction with postcount.


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Does that mean PM will rule NSG?

Edit: warping-goodness!

Status in the new world order will be determined by postcount.

I certainly should rule the world, but I can't really endorse anyone else here.

It'll all end in tears.

and genocide

all of NSG? heck no!

My current region? the world would be a happy happy place. :cool:

No no no, popularity contests combined with join date in junction with postcount.


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Does that mean PM will rule NSG?

Edit: warping-goodness!

Aww, but popularity contests rarely work out well for me...

Excuse me while I move the Doomsday Clock real quick. *moves to one minute to midnight*

Now then, NSG rule the world? PAH! What a horrible idea! Do you guys remember the parliamentary elections? Those were a sham, with arguing left and right on a scale almost that of the past two U.S. elections. What about my parallel government, eh? I ran it into the ground, with a first come first served position system! Rhaomi didn't do much better when he took over after I resigned. I don't even want to think about how the British parallel government went.

In short, it's a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad idea.

NS is just as messed up as the real world except in here people can't get hurt. (that would be pretty cool to see everyone in here ruling the world though.);)

So long as the Potato Factory, King Bodacious, The Pacifist Womble, and Rule Caucasia aren't running it. Maybe not Wilgrove, Ruffy, Ifreann, and Smunkee either. Not because I don't like the latter four, but because I don't trust them with pointy crayons, let alone nuclear weapons.

NS is just as messed up as the real world except in here people can't get hurt. (that would be pretty cool to see everyone in here ruling the world though.);)

Oh god, no.

Provided I get to head the secret police, I'm cool:cool:

Just the secret police?
Man, I want to head the entire military. And perhaps the education department, just for good measure.
Though I'd settle for Mathematics and History posts...

NSG people ruling the world?
Sure, as long as the New British Imperial Party gets presidency...

And if we're allowed to execute George Bush.

Ilaer

*Puts on Edwardis hat*

I could rule! :)

*Runs to bomb shelter*

So long as the Potato Factory, King Bodacious, The Pacifist Womble, and Rule Caucasia aren't running it. Maybe not Wilgrove, Ruffy, Ifreann, and Smunkee either. Not because I don't like the latter four, but because I don't trust them with pointy crayons, let alone nuclear weapons.

I am totally fine with pointy crayons see?

AAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYE, MY FREAKING EYE?!

*opens up with a m60*

thats right keep on camingHere they come with machines guns now.

JustSure, as long as the New British Imperial Party gets presidency...Nope, you guys get the Isle of Man. While I get the title first Emperor of the world.

Well, as long as I get to be Imperial Adviser or Minister of Economics, I'm in.

No.

I certainly should rule the world, but I can't really endorse anyone else here.

What about me? :(

What about me? :(You can have Estonia.

You can have Estonia.

Bah! I don't know Estonian!

maybe the NSG'ers should rule their own country that they are in and they can become like their countries new prime ministers and presidents and the we can all meet in the our own new UN. might work some what better.

Screw this, I call Arrakis and Kaitain for my territories. 10,000 years from now, you guys are going to be so pwned.

The spice must flow...

Here they come with machines guns now.

*need fire misson on 4d32*

look at that they getting blow up

Screw this, I call Arrakis and Kaitain for my territories. 10,000 years from now, you guys are going to be so pwned.

The spice must flow...I have survived two mass extinction I can survive a few more.

Only if I am Minister of Defense, and I get autonomy over choosing my Vice-Ministers.You know what you get New Caledoina instead.

Only if I am Minister of Defense, and I get autonomy over choosing my Vice-Ministers.

Rule the world? Bad idea, we have no idea how to run a govt. here.
Rule the internet? Let's try it!

All ye of NS hear my call gather in Greeland and there all shall be made ours.;) (This should get a few of the crazies out of NSG)

Only if I get Tuvulu.

Only if I get Tuvulu.Alright you can also get Gotland.

George Dubya is so the MTAE spammer of the global message board.

As in, us all ruling the world?

While I do so love the idea of independent fiefdoms,I think we would be too busy fighting eachother to do anything.

Me ruling the world...well, thats a whole different story.

In the words of X-Zbit, this thread has just been...
+1'D!

As in, us all ruling the world?

While I do so love the idea of independent fiefdoms,I think we would be too busy fighting eachother to do anything.

Me ruling the world...well, thats a whole different story.Well, of course I am the Emperor though, yet since you seem smart you get... Lombardy.

Should we of NSG rule the world?

Let's face it only we can rule the world properly.

I voted yes on the Poll, since I am a native Cuban I would be Governor of Cuba, lol. Actually I think there are only 2 or 3 native Cubans on NS to share the power with.

So how would our NSG work?

All of those of the same real world nation would form the government, be the Governors, Representatives, Cabinet members, etc, of thier native nation or region, belong to the NSG Parliment, I guess we would have to be a one political party state government.

Yep, I think we should all rule the World. It sure can't get any worse, and if we're all going to die -- I'm sure people in General could come up with inventive ways at least.

Let's face it only we can rule the world properly.

Could the economy adapt to a world currency consisting of cookies and fluffles?

Should we of NSG rule the world?



I voted yes on the Poll, since I am a native Cuban I would be Governor of Cuba, lol. Actually I think there are only 2 or 3 native Cubans on NS to share the power with.

So how would our NSG work?

All of those of the same real world nation would form the government, be the Governors, Representatives, Cabinet members, etc, of thier native nation or region, belong to the NSG Parliment, I guess we would have to be a one political party state government.Nope, we all have own little country fiefs and since you can have Cuba.

Could the economy adapt to a world currency consisting of cookies and fluffles?Just maybe, just maybe.

I alone would be alright, maybe a few others, but there are some not jobs here.

My ears are burning.
Or in this case, my corneas. OW!
:eek: