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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRWqlf_8M8&eurl=

Everyone in this video just needs to come out of the closet already, instead of giving us lyrics like "Read your bible, and you’ll be sure — to enter heaven, there’s no backdoor. Righteous man, get on your knees, there lies no virtue in so-do-my. Lord you are my shield, stay me through the fight, shelter me from urges and help me see the light.”

On a side note, I have no idea what the deal is with my YouTube obsession today. I'm sure it will pass.

I thought this was proper until I heard him say "And being Gay is nothing but a choice".

Definite parody. Done well though.

Definitely not a parody. I find it odd that the first prohibition in the song is against homosexuality...looking at this guy, it seems that he just might understand that particular temptation fairly well.

Well, he admits to "urges" in the song, so there's little doubt of that.

LMAO thats funny shit. Its a parody, I can tell.

Why are you trying to force us to watch this filth? *refuses*

Hmm strange but this comment made me chuckle:

Is God so powerful that he can create a man so attractive that not even he can withstand having homosexual intercourse with him?

Im pretty sure its a parody. In fact, Isnt that Jack Black? I saw him singing on SNL not too long ago and even if its not the same body, that is most surely his voice.

Definitely not a parody. I find it odd that the first prohibition in the song is against homosexuality...looking at this guy, it seems that he just might understand that particular temptation fairly well.

Hilarious! :D

It might not be intentional, but that is definitely a parody.

I love this guys acting, it really encaptures the hilarious cheesy worship music cliche where he acts so divine. He is my new favourite actor (assuming he is acting).

I don't think this is a parody, guys. And that ain't Jack Black.

I went to the website expecting to find some sort of satire/parody but... Maybe I didn't look hard enough but it seems like these guys are being serious...

Their list of Gay Bands:

The Spores
Scissor Sisters
Rufus Wainwright
Merzbau
Ravi Shankar
Wilco
Bjork
Tech N9ne
Ghostface Killah
Bobby Conn
Morton Subotnik
Cole Porter
The String Cheese Incident
Eagles of Death Metal
Polyphonic Spree
The Faint
Interpol
Tegan and Sara
Erasure
Le Tigre
The Gossip
The Doors
Phish
Queen
The Strokes
Sufjan Stevens
Morrissey(?questionable?)
The Pet Shop Boys
Metallica
Judas Priest
The Village People
The Secret Handshake
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
Richard Cheese
Jay-Z
Depeche Mode
Kansas
Ani DiFranco
Fischerspooner
John Mayer
The Indigo Girls
Velvet Underground
Madonna
Elton John
Barry Manilow
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Eminmen
Nirvana
Boy George*
The Killers
Lou Reed
Lil' Wayne
Motorhead
Jill Sobule
Wilson Phillips
DMX
Lisa Loeb
Dogstar
Thirty Seconds to Mars
Lil' Kim
kd lang
Frank Sinatra
Hinder
Nickleback
Justus Kohncke
Bob Mould
Clay Aiken
Arcade Fire
Bright Eyes
Corinne Bailey Rae
Audioslave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco
Elton John(really gay)

Don;t you just love how they emphasise that :p

Their list of Gay Bands:
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The mentioned the Indigo Girls twice--they must be mega-gay.

The mentioned the Indigo Girls twice--they must be mega-gay.

And Elton John! He must be realy really gay! :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRWqlf_8M8&eurl=

Everyone in this video just needs to come out of the closet already, instead of giving us lyrics like "Read your bible, and you’ll be sure — to enter heaven, there’s no backdoor. Righteous man, get on your knees, there lies no virtue in so-do-my. Lord you are my shield, stay me through the fight, shelter me from urges and help me see the light.”

On a side note, I have no idea what the deal is with my YouTube obsession today. I'm sure it will pass.

Gotta be a parody, you can still see the cum on his lips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRWqlf_8M8&eurl=

Everyone in this video just needs to come out of the closet already, instead of giving us lyrics like "Read your bible, and you’ll be sure — to enter heaven, there’s no backdoor. Righteous man, get on your knees, there lies no virtue in so-do-my. Lord you are my shield, stay me through the fight, shelter me from urges and help me see the light.”

On a side note, I have no idea what the deal is with my YouTube obsession today. I'm sure it will pass.

Of course it is. God doesn't "hate" anyone, and neither do real christians, although homosexuality isn't right. Excuse my being blunt, but penises and vaginas fit together for a reason. And marriage is defined as the coming together of "ONE man and ONe woman."

Of course it is. God doesn't "hate" anyone, and neither do real christians, although homosexuality isn't right. Excuse my being blunt, but penises and vaginas fit together for a reason. And marriage is defined as the coming together of "ONE man and ONe woman."

For a lot of couples, there's no coming together of the man and the woman. It's more of a "I got mine now you get yours" situation.

Their list of Gay Bands:

The Spores
Scissor Sisters
Rufus Wainwright
Merzbau
Ravi Shankar
Wilco
Bjork
Tech N9ne
Ghostface Killah
Bobby Conn
Morton Subotnik
Cole Porter
The String Cheese Incident
Eagles of Death Metal
Polyphonic Spree
The Faint
Interpol
Tegan and Sara
Erasure
Le Tigre
The Gossip
The Doors
Phish
Queen
The Strokes
Sufjan Stevens
Morrissey(?questionable?)
The Pet Shop Boys
Metallica
Judas Priest
The Village People
The Secret Handshake
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
Richard Cheese
Jay-Z
Depeche Mode
Kansas
Ani DiFranco
Fischerspooner
John Mayer
The Indigo Girls
Velvet Underground
Madonna
Elton John
Barry Manilow
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Eminmen
Nirvana
Boy George*
The Killers
Lou Reed
Lil' Wayne
Motorhead
Jill Sobule
Wilson Phillips
DMX
Lisa Loeb
Dogstar
Thirty Seconds to Mars
Lil' Kim
kd lang
Frank Sinatra
Hinder
Nickleback
Justus Kohncke
Bob Mould
Clay Aiken
Arcade Fire
Bright Eyes
Corinne Bailey Rae
Audioslave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco
Elton John(really gay)

Don;t you just love how they emphasise that :p

Excuse me, but the Chili peppers KICK ASS. And did you know that Frank Sinatra hung out with the mafia?

Excuse me, but the Chili peppers KICK ASS. And did you know that Frank Sinatra hung out with the mafia?

I like you :)

I don't think this is a parody, guys. And that ain't Jack Black.

I went to the website expecting to find some sort of satire/parody but... Maybe I didn't look hard enough but it seems like these guys are being serious...

Well, it does have a quote from Oscar Wilde (credited as a reformed homosexual) on it.

And one of their 8 friends (including Tom) on MySpace is Polly Prissy Pants.

This quote was great on the Evening Service (a band that doesn't want to identify themselves as a christian band but called themselves Evening Service) was pretty, I don't know...odd?
Houston is a strange place and we feel like it is reflected in our music. We live not too far from the chemical plants in Baytown and sometimes being so close to that kind of industry creates intense self-reflection, which is what we are all about.

I am inclined to think that this is a parody. Especially since the chorus is straight Fred Felps with out any connnecting to him at all? Smells parodirific.

Of course it is. God doesn't "hate" anyone, and neither do real christians, although homosexuality isn't right. Excuse my being blunt, but penises and vaginas fit together for a reason. And marriage is defined as the coming together of "ONE man and ONe woman."

Well, by that standard, penises seem to fit into mouths and anuses (not to mention the occasional knothole, jar of peanut butter, cleft between breasts, sheep and cattle orifices in some states, apple pies if you believe movies, and well-carved melons), too, so....

Look, all I'm saying is to beware your generalizations and mind your logic. Just out of curiosity, where's your specific definition for marriage found, chapter & verse?

LMAO thats funny shit. Its a parody, I can tell.

yeah it certainly seems like one.

pretty funny..... if scary :eek:

I am inclined to think that this is a parody. Especially since the chorus is straight Fred Felps with out any connnecting to him at all? Smells parodirific.

My thoughts exactly.

I reckon it's a parody.

I can't get the website to show up, maybe it's down.

I can't get the website to show up, maybe it's down.Which one? The one they mention? I can't even open his own website to open.

Well, by that standard, penises seem to fit into mouths and anuses (not to mention the occasional knothole, jar of peanut butter, cleft between breasts, sheep and cattle orifices in some states, apple pies if you believe movies, and well-carved melons), too, so....

Look, all I'm saying is to beware your generalizations and mind your logic. Just out of curiosity, where's your specific definition for marriage found, chapter & verse?

Kinky!

Of course it is. God doesn't "hate" anyone, and neither do real christians,

No true scotsman.

although homosexuality isn't right. Excuse my being blunt, but penises and vaginas fit together for a reason.

I can think of several places a penis fits.

And marriage is defined as the coming together of "ONE man and ONe woman."

Says who?

the website address thingy at the end doesn't exist, so i'd say it was a parody. but i guess that's not conclusive evidence. however, i think it's way too ridiculous to be serious.

the website address thingy at the end doesn't exist, so i'd say it was a parody. but i guess that's not conclusive evidence. however, i think it's way too ridiculous to be serious.

It exists, we might just have crashed it with all our visits. But I've been to it, it's there.

Yeah, I can't go back. We crashed it.

It exists, we might just have crashed it with all our visits. But I've been to it, it's there.

Yeah, I can't go back. We crashed it.
ah ok.

Yeah, it's a real site. Even though that doesn't completely disqualify it from being a parody.

http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:BzXEDlE1JzIJ:lovegodsway.org/+lovegodsway&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&strip=1

It's a parody.

On the list of safe bands a certain Cyndi Lauper is present.
http://www.lovegodsway.org/SafeBandsHer fifth album, Sisters of Avalon (released in Japan in 1996 and everywhere else in 1997) brought her back into the limelight. With subject matter even more adult than before, it was quickly embraced by the gay community everywhere for its dance and club stylings. The topical themes of the album also contributed to its "pink" appeal: the song "Ballad of Cleo and Joe" addressed the complications of a drag queen's double life, "Brimstone and Fire" painted a portrait of a lesbian relationship, and "You Don't Know" tackled the thorny issue of coming out. The album's singles were remixed to great acclaim, and Lauper began performing as a featured artist at gay pride events around the world. She also co-headlined Tina Turner's summer tour. Lauper and Thornton also welcomed their son, Declan Wallace Thornton on November 19, 1997. Lauper says about the pregnancy, "I'm in my eleventh week and I know I'm having a football player or model. I feel like this kid should be in college by now, it's taking so long.In addition to that she has also stared in 'Queer as folk'.

That's the proof. The clue was that he sings the lyrics 'god hates fags' to a mellow melody. The phrasing coupled with with melody... you just wouldn't do it that way if you were serious.

Oh... and he listed Oscar Wilde as a reformed homosexual.

Of course it is. God doesn't "hate" anyone, and neither do real christians, although homosexuality isn't right. Excuse my being blunt, but penises and vaginas fit together for a reason. And marriage is defined as the coming together of "ONE man and ONe woman."

I dunno... That's really rare. I mean, maybe the occasional coming together, but you can't expect that to happen every time. It's more likely one of the two of them'll have to finish the job by hand, if you catch my drift.

jar of peanut butter,
creamy or chunky?

creamy or chunky?

Creamy--chunky is just perverted.

Oh god, yes, it's a parody. Very much so, and very superbly executed, though.

Well, by that standard, penises seem to fit into mouths and anuses (not to mention the occasional knothole, jar of peanut butter, cleft between breasts, sheep and cattle orifices in some states, apple pies if you believe movies, and well-carved melons), too, so....

Look, all I'm saying is to beware your generalizations and mind your logic. Just out of curiosity, where's your specific definition for marriage found, chapter & verse?

Yes, but can you make babies by putting your penis in a mouth, anus, knothole, peanut butter jar, cleft between breasts sheep and cattle orifices apple pies or well carved melons? ;)

Genesis chapter 2 verses 23-24

I dunno... That's really rare. I mean, maybe the occasional coming together, but you can't expect that to happen every time. It's more likely one of the two of them'll have to finish the job by hand, if you catch my drift.

I suppose you call yourself KINDA sensible for a reason. God created penises and vaginas to fit together and make children, and that is the way it is meant to be. I do not agree at all with homosexuality. Don't take this to mean I'm homophobic, however.

No true scotsman.

I can think of several places a penis fits.

Says who?

A) Sure, why not.

B) But only one is for making children.

C) Genesis C2 V23-24

A) Sure, why not.
...

B) But only one is for making children.
But not every sex act is intended to lead to children. Sometimes just a cigarette and some afterglow.

C) Genesis C2 V23-24
I do not recognize that document as legal or binding.

I suppose you call yourself KINDA sensible for a reason. God created penises and vaginas to fit together and make children, and that is the way it is meant to be.
It is this statement which tells me that you have no business telling anyone else what is and is not sensible, even KINDA.

It is this statement which tells me that you have no business telling anyone else what is and is not sensible, even KINDA.

A) I was joking.
B) She calls herself kinda sensible.
C) Assuming I interpreted her words correctly, what she said wasn't sensible.

...

But not every sex act is intended to lead to children. Sometimes just a cigarette and some afterglow.

I do not recognize that document as legal or binding.

A) Sex was designed for the creation of children by God. Humanity has abused it.

B) Legal and binding? It's the BIBLE. It's word is ABOVE the government law.