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Fnord

PedroTheDonkey
23-01-2007, 18:33
Fnord? By Unknown

Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.

Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.

Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.


Fnord is a pickle without the bumps. Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
Fnord is toast without bread. Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.


Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in Fnord's navel.

Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.

Fnord is the echo of silence.
Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life.
Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.

Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.

Fnord is the donut hole.
Fnord is the whole donut.

Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.
Fnord is the color only blind people can see.

Fnord is the serial number on a box of
cereal.

Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
Fnord is the yin without yang.
Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.

Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
Fnord never sleeps.
Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.

Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.

Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.

Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.

Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.

Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.


Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.

Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor.
Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Fnord invented the green hubcap.
Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.

Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.
Cluichstan
23-01-2007, 18:35
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/FNORD1.gif
Rhaomi
23-01-2007, 18:35
What the spam?
Ifreann
23-01-2007, 18:39
Fnord yer fjords.
Eltaphilon
23-01-2007, 18:39
Good for him.
Heikoku
23-01-2007, 18:43
I, For No Other Reason, Discord.
Harlesburg
23-01-2007, 18:49
AVANTI!
Drunk commies deleted
23-01-2007, 18:54
http://i11.tinypic.com/40muzyf.jpg
Similization
23-01-2007, 18:55
Fnord is twelve tonnes of flax.
Isidoor
23-01-2007, 18:59
Fnord is the donut hole.


actually i think that hole once used to be a nut (hence the doNUT), so fnord is technicaly a nut.
Cluichstan
23-01-2007, 19:06
http://homepage.smc.edu/tobey_christine/gallery_art/the_fantastic_fnord.jpg
[NS]Trilby63
23-01-2007, 19:09
Fnord is twelve tonnes of flax.

No it isn't.
Gravlen
23-01-2007, 19:28
There is no such thing, and I shall not dignify this spam-thread with a response...

Fnord
Pyotr
23-01-2007, 19:33
http://i11.tinypic.com/40muzyf.jpg

ROFLMAO!!
Cluichstan
23-01-2007, 19:36
http://i11.tinypic.com/40muzyf.jpg

DCD just won this thread!

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/batmanowned.jpg
Sumamba Buwhan
23-01-2007, 19:50
*reads prayer in silence and genuflects*

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch
Chumblywumbly
23-01-2007, 20:24
Personally, no hot dog buns were partaken today.

Fnord to the world.

All hail Eris!
Cluichstan
23-01-2007, 20:31
My hovercraft is full of eels.

http://www.lxhome.de/images/fnord.png
Sumamba Buwhan
23-01-2007, 21:05
FNORD is a skating robot (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/robots/plen-skating-robot-now-a-sk8r-boi-230775.php)
The Lone Alliance
23-01-2007, 21:42
Fnord makes me go WTF.
Turquoise Days
23-01-2007, 21:45
What are you gibbering about?
Cluichstan
23-01-2007, 22:00
What are you gibbering about?

You're missing the whole FNORD concept, aren't you? :p
Snafturi
23-01-2007, 22:04
...
Farnhamia
23-01-2007, 22:09
...

Yes.
Drunk commies deleted
23-01-2007, 22:21
I'm just going to picspam this thread, ok?

http://i18.tinypic.com/4ddqgp5.jpg

http://i10.tinypic.com/2ue43ec.jpg

http://i18.tinypic.com/2s9ezoz.jpg