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The most stylish new dance on NSG...

*rave music*

*dances*

Rave music? Bleh.

You are welcome to bring your own music. However, please realize that all music will be played simoultanously at extreme volumes.

This rave needs moar drug induced hallucinations.

:rolleyes:

I seriously doubt that cluttering Jolt's already overloaded servers with contentless and repetitive "time warp" threads will help the situation.

Rave music? Bleh.

:rolleyes:

I seriously doubt that cluttering Jolt's already overloaded servers with contentless and repetitive "time warp" threads will help the situation.
We do it with abortion, religion, politics, science, all four at the same time, so why not overload the servers just that little bit more? ;)

We do it with abortion, religion, politics, science, all four at the same time, so why not overload the servers just that little bit more? ;)
Exactly. And I'd much rather overload with something good for kicks and giggles, rather than good for:sniper: :headbang: :upyours: .
It's kind of like a Chris Farley joke. Kind of funny, funny, getting old, please stop, I'm going to jab my eyes out, hilarious.

We're just now entering the please stop phase. In another week or two this will be hilarious.

I've unfortunatley been gone for a while, and am just entering the begining of this cycle.

:rolleyes:

I seriously doubt that cluttering Jolt's already overloaded servers with contentless and repetitive "time warp" threads will help the situation.

It's kind of like a Chris Farley joke. Kind of funny, funny, getting old, please stop, I'm going to jab my eyes out, hilarious.

We're just now entering the please stop phase. In another week or two this will be hilarious.

Trying to pull a Data, are we? :p

Or just give people headaches, one of the two....

It's kind of like a Chris Farley joke. Kind of funny, funny, getting old, please stop, I'm going to jab my eyes out, hilarious.

We're just now entering the please stop phase. In another week or two this will be hilarious.

I miss Chris Farley for just that reason. His style was so masochistic and twisted.

You are welcome to bring your own music. However, please realize that all music will be played simoultanously at extreme volumes.

Trying to pull a Data, are we? :p

SPAM!






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*flees*

SPAM!






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>.>


*flees*

:fluffle:

We do it with abortion, religion, politics, science, all four at the same time, so why not overload the servers just that little bit more? ;)

*tears itself from the wall and begins hunting down Jolt employees*

No.

Jolt has us all...

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/owned-BSOD.png

:fluffle:
I was hoping someone would appreciate that. :p
we all know what's really behind this time warpage:

cats!!!

It's a conspiracy! The mods and the cats are in cahoots! :eek:

Edit: Oh noes! They got me, too! *dies due to same matter occupying same space at same time*

we all know what's really behind this time warpage:

cats!!!

I think this thread needs the full song. With audience participation (note: AP is from the Boston version. Your version probably will vary)

It's astounding (what?), time is fleeting (where?) (ladies and gents, Kate Moss!)
Madness takes its toll (oh, a clock joke)
But listen closely (for how long?), not for very much longer (How many balls do you have?)
I've got to keep control (Smile, Riff!)

I remember (kick! kick!) doing the Time Warp
Drinking (that bathtub gin) those moments when
The blackness would hit me (like an abusive husband) and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again (and again and again and again)
Let's do the time warp again! (and again and again and again)
(how do you do it, Chuck?)
It's just a jump to the left (your other left, asshole!)
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips (or somebody elses)
You bring your knees in tight (ugh)
But it's the pelvic thrust (group sex group sex group sex) that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again! (and again and again and again)

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me,(do you douch?) no not at all
(where do you fuck?)In another dimension,(how do you fuck?) with voyeuristic intention
(where do you keep your tits?)Well-secluded,(*flip off screen* Can you see this?) I see all (shit!)
With a bit of a mind (fuck!)flip
You're there in the time (suck!)slip
And nothing can ever be the same (fuck that bird, grease that pole, eat that bagle, I'm not Jewish!)
(Where's the audience?)You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again! (and again, and again, and again)

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
He shook me up, he took me by surprise (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes. (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
He stared at me and I felt a change(ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Time meant nothing, never would again (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Let's do the Time Warp again! (and again, and again, and again)

Let's do the Time Warp again! (and again, and again, and again)
(how do you do it, Chuck?)
It's just a jump to the left (Your other left asshole!)
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips (or somebody elses)
You bring your knees in tight (2, 4, 6, 8, show us how you fornicate!)
But it's the pelvic thrust (group sex group sex group sex) that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again! (and again, and again, and again)

(Shake your ass, watch yourself. Shake your ass, show us what you're workin with. Danger! Danger! 2,4, 6, 8, show us how you masturbate. 3, 6, 5, 7, we know you do it all the time. 1, 2, 3, 4, get your ass up off the floor)
Let's do the Time Warp again! (and again, and again, and again)

Let's do the Time Warp again! (and again, and again, and again)
It's just a jump to the left (Get off the fucking table!
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips (or somebody elses)
You bring your knees in tight (ugh!)
But it's the pelvic thrust (group sex group sex group sex) that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again! (and again, and again, and again)

(Hey! A beached whale! HARPOON IT!)

hope you all enjoy :)

Here's the video (set to Star Trek clips):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfx8Nc6VKnI

Stop the spamming!!!

:P Though this is getting old... It's always nice to see someone dancing on the table. And you really should have posted the proper YouTube-clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCcb3zRl8U

You have to remember the instructions:

It's just a jump to the left...
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/5491/jumpleftmq6.jpg
...and then a step to the right :D
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1282/stepvm2.jpg

With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
:D