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It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

*bitch slaps Vetalia*

You're all mad.

Also 100 posts! I'm going to bed now.

*bitch slaps Vetalia*

I know, I know...

But PsychoticDan didn't say "in b4 Bel-Air" so I assumed...

Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?

"I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic
sword and said:
"By the power of Greyskull"

"I have the power!"

Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat. And I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.

Only three others share this secret. Our friends the Sorceress, Man at Arms and Orko.

Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor."

This thread is about cheesy 80's themes, right? Right???

*bitch slaps Vetalia*

*bitch slaps Potarius*

Sorry, I felt left out.

*bitch slaps Potarius*

Sorry, I felt left out.

I have the power of the Husker Du T-Shirt, so I'm invincible.

-snip-

Mine was a combination of /b/ meme and 80's reference, so yes.

And He-man was, well, He-man.:eek:

"I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic
sword and said:
"By the power of Greyskull"

"I have the power!"

Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat. And I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.

Only three others share this secret. Our friends the Sorceress, Man at Arms and Orko.

Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor."

This thread is about cheesy 80's themes, right? Right???

Let's Do The Time Warp Again is from the early 70's. It's from Rocky Horror. The thread is really about the timewarp we are all experiencing here on NSG.

Does it have to be 80s?

It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind,
10 years after the Earth-Minbari War.
The Babylon project was a dream given form,
it's goal: to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and aliens could work out their drifferences peacefully.
It's a port of call, home away from home for diplomats, hustlers,
entrepreneurs and wanderers.
Humans and aliens wrapped in two million, five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal

...all alone in the night.

It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last, best hope for peace.

This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations.
The year is 2258.
The name of the place is Babylon 5!

Let's Do The Time Warp Again is from the early 70's. It's from Rocky Horror. The thread is really about the timewarp we are all experiencing here on NSG.

In that case...

Marshall, Will and Holly
On a routine expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known
High on the rapids It struck their tiny raft (insert screams here)
And plunged them down a thousand feet below
To the Land of the Lost
To the Land of the Lost
To the Land of the Lost

It was the best I could do.

In that case...

Marshall, Will and Holly
On a routine expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known
High on the rapids It struck their tiny raft (insert screams here)
And plunged them down a thousand feet below
To the Land of the Lost
To the Land of the Lost
To the Land of the Lost

It was the best I could do.

Damnit! I was just looking for that to cut and paste!

I bet we canm make a game out of this timewarp thing if we think about it. Some way to post messages that warp into a funny story like a timewarp adlib or something. :confused:

This thread's win level is starting to accelerate rapidly. I suggest more 80's and more copypasta.

He he let's see how many people get this one:

"Push 'Lunch' not 'Launch!'"

http://my.opera.com/Slothy/homes/blog/lione.jpg

The 80s have not aged as well as I had thought.

http://my.opera.com/Slothy/homes/blog/lione.jpg

The 80s have not aged as well as I had thought.

Well, since it seems to be going that way even though it was not my intent...

Something for the Brits.

http://www.usmarkets.nl/userimages/40%20-%20281204%20-%20dr%20who.jpg This has the 70s - 80s theme as well as the timewarp theme...

http://my.opera.com/Slothy/homes/blog/lione.jpg

The 80s have not aged as well as I had thought.

That's absolutely hideous.