NationStates Jolt Archive


Time Travel

The Psyker
22-01-2007, 07:35
It does seem to have been worse than normal recently.
edit:hah, first post ;)
Imperial isa
22-01-2007, 07:36
it's all so starting to show in the other forums
i say we boom
Dosuun
22-01-2007, 07:38
No, this is not a thread 'aboot' time travel, it's about the recent rash of timewarps within NSG. Dubbya-Tee-Eff, mate? It's not like I've never seen this sort of thing before but what's gone down recently is probably the greatest frequency I have personally observed in my time here. Is it just me? Am I being paranoid? Can you still be considered paranoid if they're really out to get you? To learn the answers to these questions and many more tune in next week for...IT CAME FROM THE FORUM!
Non Aligned States
22-01-2007, 07:40
Maybe a singularity has spawned near the Jolt servers.
JuNii
22-01-2007, 07:41
No, this is not a thread 'aboot' time travel, it's about the recent rash of timewarps within NSG. Dubbya-Tee-Eff, mate? It's not like I've never seen this sort of thing before but what's gone down recently is probably the greatest frequency I have personally observed in my time here. Is it just me? Am I being paranoid? Can you still be considered paranoid if they're really out to get you? To learn the answers to these questions and many more tune in next week for...IT CAME FROM THE FORUM!

as long as you don't open that letter, the time warp won't happen... oh shit... you opened the letter didn't you?
JuNii
22-01-2007, 07:42
Maybe a singularity has spawned near the Jolt servers.

well... that sucks! :mad:
NERVUN
22-01-2007, 07:54
well... that sucks! :mad:
Damn Romulans! :p
The Black Forrest
22-01-2007, 07:55
It depends! Wait you are not with Temporal Enforcement are you?


*runs*
JuNii
22-01-2007, 07:58
It depends! Wait you are not with Temporal Enforcement are you?


*runs*

"Yes officer... No tribbl... err... trouble here..."
Dosuun
22-01-2007, 08:04
It depends! Wait you are not with Temporal Enforcement are you?
The Temporal Enforcement Agency? Puh-leez. That defunct institution was erased from history years from now.

As a bit of side note I find it ironic that my thread about threadoral postwarping has in fact fallen victim to it with the OP ending up the third in the series.
Imperial isa
22-01-2007, 08:08
*gets back into the DeLorean and leaves fast*
UnHoly Smite
22-01-2007, 08:13
Time warps and snow in malibu and the pats lost...(Got cheated) by/to the colts? ITS THE END OF THE WORLD! JESUS IS COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


I'll hold them back while you guys run for it.



Heavens army :gundge:
JuNii
22-01-2007, 09:31
Time warps and snow in malibu and the pats lost...(Got cheated) by/to the colts? ITS THE END OF THE WORLD! JESUS IS COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


I'll hold them back while you guys run for it.



Heavens army :gundge:Muhahahahahahahahahaha! like that puny thing is gonna stop Jesus...

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Rejistania
22-01-2007, 09:35
Muhahahahahahahahahaha! like that puny thing is gonna stop Jesus...

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!We need Tux! Nothing can stop a determined Tux!
Infinite Revolution
22-01-2007, 10:41
how many threads do we need on this? must be about 5 floating about now.
Dosuun
23-01-2007, 00:41
Mine is the original.
Eltaphilon
23-01-2007, 00:43
I would suggest a rip in space and time, but that suggestion is getting old.
Pure Metal
23-01-2007, 00:43
i'm pretty sure it was this bad sometime last year or maybe before then. this isn't too terrible, and i'm sure it'll be fixed (hooray for the nice people at jolt! :))
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-01-2007, 00:49
Time is an illusion invented by the property owning class to make the proles believe in personal identity so that they might then accept the lies of private property and capitalism.
I applaud the revolutionary efforts being waged within the Jolt Servers to overthrow the whole system of untruths on which International Oppression is based. Now, finally, the machines are raging against the machine.
Underdownia
23-01-2007, 00:57
I blame the number of Christian fundies on the boards. Not only are their values from the stone age, they're now literally trying to drag us back to them, while the forces of modernity bravely try to cling on. In the tug of war between the two Jolt, as the centre of the universe, naturally suffers the most marked time fluctuations. Q.E.D.

*runs*:p