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Calling members of the New British Imperial Party!

Ilaer
21-01-2007, 11:29
It is my regret to inform you that should we not convene and discuss the future of the thread and the party soon then we shall have to request that the current NationStates General Parliament be dissolved.
In case you are unable to find the Party thread then this is the link (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=499781).
The NationStates Parliament thread can be found here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=504017).

The Right Honourable Lord Sir Ilaer, MBE, CBE, OBE, Lord Chancellor and Minister for the Spreading of Proper English
Ilaer
21-01-2007, 13:11
I consider it vitally important that we convene!
Don't make me telegram you!

The Right Honourable Lord Sir Ilaer, MBE, CBE, OBE, Lord Chancellor and Minister for the Spreading of Proper English
Revasser
21-01-2007, 16:12
Eh, what? What's going on here?

Dissolution? What? When? What the bloody hell is going on, wot?
The blessed Chris
21-01-2007, 16:26
Dear lord!

To the Ritz for a convention!
Swilatia
21-01-2007, 17:09
who needs the NSG parlament?
Ifreann
21-01-2007, 17:16
who needs the NSG parlament?

You're not cool enough to know.
Swilatia
21-01-2007, 17:39
You're not cool enough to know.

but i already know. no-one.
Ifreann
21-01-2007, 17:47
but i already know. no-one.

That's what you think, but if you were cool enough you'd realise the truth.
Gravlen
21-01-2007, 18:12
Why should Parliament be dissolved because one party cannot convene to discuss issues? Feel free to leave parliament and leave Choose [your pogo stick] Wisely Party to be the largest party.

We should have a party should that happen :D
Ilaer
22-01-2007, 20:36
Why should Parliament be dissolved because one party cannot convene to discuss issues? Feel free to leave parliament and leave Choose [your pogo stick] Wisely Party to be the largest party.

We should have a party should that happen :D

Not that you've been doing anything lately either...

Unfortunately, there is no point in having a Parliament that is completely inactive. We are thus required as gentlemen (and women) to step down and hold a new election should we not attempt to do something...

The Right Honourable Lord Sir Ilaer, MBE, CBE, OBE, Lord Chancellor and Minister for the Spreading of Proper English
Rubiconic Crossings
22-01-2007, 21:35
Sah!!!

Its those Bally froggies Sah!

They managed to infiltrate our main Strawberry Jam Factory and have started to make Croissants! How they managed this is a Staggering Insult to not only to Her Imperial Majesty's Government (and its sniveling Jack O Nape Official Opposition) its also a slap in the face of Duty! Duty Sah!

Indeed we Failed to protect one of our Mainstays. Our daily life, Sah, is civilized!
We are tidy and clean, Sah! Our daily Cream Tea is the embodiment,Sah, the utter embodiment of this. Everything is Organised and Efficient. Tidy and clean, Sah! Tidy and Clean.

The Croissant however is an Entirely different Matter! It represents the chaos of Commune. Flaky Sah! I say its Flaky! One must have Rules and Emprah! Not flaky beliefs that the Peasant has Rights other than those given him by his Lord. This Evil must be Vanquished. Vanquished Sah!

Remember Calais! We must regain our Pride. Pride in our National Glory. I mean of course our Glorious Imperial Majesty. Our National awaits a call to Duty. Duty, Sah! Rourke's Drift is forever a Symbol of our Duty. We will not shy from giving our Youth a chance at carrying out their Duty to Her Imperial Majesty.

I therefore suggest in the Strongest of Terms that we forthwith mount Various Operations to give the Strongest message to the Bally French, Sah! Various Operations that will give our Emprha ownership of every froggie Onion Farm. Onion Farm, Sah!

In Anger,

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Rubiconic Crossings CBE OBE MBE

First Sealord of the Admiralty of Her Imperial Majesty and Minister for Tea

Tunbridge Wells

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Gravlen
22-01-2007, 22:58
Not that you've been doing anything lately either...

Unfortunately, there is no point in having a Parliament that is completely inactive. We are thus required as gentlemen (and women) to step down and hold a new election should we not attempt to do something...

The Right Honourable Lord Sir Ilaer, MBE, CBE, OBE, Lord Chancellor and Minister for the Spreading of Proper English
Yeah but we look good doing nothing :cool:

Besides, who says status quo needs to be a bad thing?