NationStates Jolt Archive

-edit- Hi, Im an idiot! I decided to listen to my pals, after they called me a prune and I got smashed last night.. Evidently even when I am drunk, I like NSG and Moses. I woke up with a jar of peanut butter and my bible in my hands. Dearness, I am not ever drinking again :(

Ah, Drunk posting. An NS favorite.

A drunk missionary? Oh, that just spells trouble.

Im aso fdrunk right now
Takl about yours dfrunk times!@ :D

Moses mwas kol dude


vodka and juicceeer!

Commies and vodka
made Soviet Russia great
toenails on my desk.

Interesting. Not a fan of the drink myself, but it'd be something to try.. drugged posting, that is. Too bad the stuff I use doesn't do much in terms of inspiring creativity or energy.. more like unconsciousness.. not much fun there. :(

Interesting. Not a fan of the drink myself, but it'd be something to try.. drugged posting, that is. Too bad the stuff I use doesn't do much in terms of inspiring creativity or energy.. more like unconsciousness.. not much fun there. :(

What, you take roofies? :p

From the a/s/l thread:

Zilam - 19 year old Male

For shame, Zilam. For shame. :p

Ha! You've heared of drunk posting yes??

Well what about? -Drumroll-

Ectasy posting! *Pops handfull*


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Thse keys, thye r zolooo sooffttft.....oohohohoho myyymyyyy goood

Ah, Drunk posting. An NS favorite.
But this is invariably one of the poorer attempts.
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One time i fell asleep at the computer and woke up 30 minutes later, i couldn't even see most of what i was trying to type.

What, you take roofies? :p

Yep. Every type and variety of opiate, sedative and tranquilizer you can imagine. Although I've never actually used the "date rape drug," of modern parlance, the original Mickey Finn (chloral hydrate) is well-represented in my cabinet. :)

youjol guz I don tink i shudaa tken som, manne pils..................................................................

When I drink, I'm too drunk to NSG, but you often find me otherwise innebriated posting, bet you cant tell when I am and when I'm not :) I pride myself on coherancy.

Talk about drunk times aye?

The night before last I was doing depth charges, the liquor was whiskey, 40%, the beer was beer, 11%

Very, very, drunk.

Gar im rb your pantas


kiioll

How did you ever get your username and password right?

Gar im rb your pantas


kiioll
Translation:
"Oh heaven help me, i'm in your panties.

That was awfully delightful."

Im aso fdrunk right now
Takl about yours dfrunk times!@ :D

Moses mwas kol dude


vodka and juicceeer!
I am slightly inebriated at this moment, to the point where i cannot write coherently.
Care to elaborate on the times you were under the influence of alcohol?
Moses was a very intelligent man and a good godly man of strong devoute beliefs.

Vodka and Juice oh joy!
brut my dsk fell lilll
But my Penis feels little.
you make me lagg styeen colbrt
You make me laugh Steven Colbert

You make me laugh Steven Colbert

Hey, I think you're on to something.. it does look like that's what he meant to say.. wonder where in the world the Colbert show is on at this time of night..

*Feels Silams hair*



ohhhh myyyyy goooood

the drunken sex i had last night better then this

i nded m9ses or jebus :) to save me form shell ok>?

:fluffle:

you make me lagg styeen colbrt

You can watch the Colbert Report drunk?!?

Oh my.
This thread is #7 on my list of reasons never to be drunk.

Hey, I think you're on to something.. it does look like that's what he meant to say.. wonder where in the world the Colbert show is on at this time of night..

An hour west of me, I think... Wait, that's the ocean...

How did you ever get your username and password right?
His password is Zilam, check it out.;)

An hour west of me, I think... Wait, that's the ocean...

I suppose it could be on in Hawaii.. it may only be 8 or 9 p.m. there. Or maybe he's got it taped from earlier today. Ah, possibilities.

Ha! You've heared of drunk posting yes??

Well what about? -Drumroll-

Ectasy posting! *Pops handfull*


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Thse keys, thye r zolooo sooffttft.....oohohohoho myyymyyyy goood
That made me lol. :)

Translation:
"Oh heaven help me, i'm in your panties.

That was awfully delightful."
Ooh! Lemme try!

Im aso fdrunk right now
Takl about yours dfrunk times!@ :D

Moses mwas kol dude


vodka and juicceeer!
"I am quite inebriated at the moment. In light of this development, would you be so kind as to amuse me with recollections of your own experiences with liquor?

On an unrelated note, the ancient Hebrew leader known as Moses was a fascinating individual."

you make me lagg styeen colbrt
"You make me chortle in delight, noted political satirist Stephen T. Colbert."

Gar im rb your pantas


kiioll
"Pardon me, but I seem to be entangled in your lingerie.

I know it is most inappropriate, but I cannot help but laugh. Would you please forgive me?"


brut my dsk fell lilll
"Horror of horrors! My writing surface seems to have overturned. Despite this inconvenience, I must admit that I am quite tickled."

His password is Zilam, check it out.;)

Liar!

Liar!

I Concur.

I am so drunk right now. But I have to type well, or else I feel like shit, because I always have to type right. Yeah. I don't even know what the fuck this thread is about...all I know is that I am drunk as fuck and I'll probably regret typing this. Everybody is talking next to I need to talkt to them instead of you and I'm sick of re-typing my errors so I'm going to talk to tehm so fuck you. Good night.

I am so drunk right now. But I have to type well, or else I feel like shit, because I always have to type right. Yeah. I don't even know what the fuck this thread is about...all I know is that I am drunk as fuck and I'll probably regret typing this. Everybody is talking next to I need to talkt to them instead of you and I'm sick of re-typing my errors so I'm going to talk to tehm so fuck you. Good night.

It's about drunk posting. I think.

It's about drunk posting. I think.

Either that, or somebody hacked Zilly.

Either that, or somebody hacked Zilly.

It might be quite simply that, especially if his password is his name.

It might be quite simply that, especially if his password is his name.

It's not. Or, it's not anymore.

It's not. Or, it's not anymore.

You tried?

You tried?

Don't automatically assume that...

Don't automatically assume that...

mmm some thing funny going around

mmm some thing funny going around

And I'm leaving. Good night!

And I'm leaving. Good night!

an that what i should be doing too so Good night to you too

In before the drunk-lock.

I need to drink again, work is too stressful, school is too much work.

In before the drunk-lock.


Those were my thoughts when I saw this one a few hours back, but the lock never came.. it looks like this thread has legs.. :p

Moral of this story:

Don't ever mix 5 dollar vodka with fruit punch. Its so bad that its good. And I obviously didn't know when to stop. Im still wondering how I made it home this morning...But its obvious I had peanut butter and jelly:eek:

How did you ever get your username and password right?
Auto password filler inner thingy?


From the a/s/l thread:



For shame, Zilam. For shame. :p
Meh.

A drunk missionary? Oh, that just spells trouble.
:(


Hey, I think you're on to something.. it does look like that's what he meant to say.. wonder where in the world the Colbert show is on at this time of night..

Good question!

-edit- Hi, Im an idiot! I decided to listen to my pals, after they called me a prune and I got smashed last night.. Evidently even when I am drunk, I like NSG and Moses. I woke up with a jar of peanut butter and my bible in my hands. Dearness, I am not ever drinking again :(

We're all idiots. It's a big club. Maybe we should make it a public group?

Posting drunk is for pussies. Posting stoned = win!

Especially on acid. I've always wondered what that feels like.

Posting drunk is for pussies. Posting stoned = win!

Especially on acid. I've always wondered what that feels like.

I've never seen that before! But it would be hilarious!

Posting drunk is for pussies. Posting stoned = win!

Especially on acid. I've always wondered what that feels like.

How about posting whilst drunk AND stoned?

-edit- Hi, Im an idiot! I decided to listen to my pals, after they called me a prune and I got smashed last night.. Evidently even when I am drunk, I like NSG and Moses. I woke up with a jar of peanut butter and my bible in my hands. Dearness, I am not ever drinking again :(

You say that but you don't mean it. :p

How about posting whilst drunk AND stoned?

I've attempted that, and I assure you it's nearly impossible. :p

How about posting whilst drunk AND stoned?

Ooh, deep.

"Prude", surely.

Ooh, deep.

I could take up philosophy! That sounds like a decent scam.

"Prude", surely.

Yes, thats what I meant, but Im too lazy to edit anything :p

Ahahahaha!!

*is amused by Zilam's embarassment*

Hey, I think you're on to something.. it does look like that's what he meant to say.. wonder where in the world the Colbert show is on at this time of night..
Well i've never seen the thing but many Yanks rave on about it.
Liar!
J'cuse?:eek:

I don't see what the big point is about posting drunk. I do it all the time and it doesn't seem too difficult.

I don't see what the big point is about posting drunk. I do it all the time and it doesn't seem too difficult.

But alas, its me! ME of all people. I find it difficult to spell my name right at times. Im absent minded, and combine that with alcohol and its all wierd and crap.

I'm more of a fan of knocking back some beers to keep a moderate buzz rather than going all out and getting completely shitfaced.

Apparently, I'm damn good at Soul Caliber II when I'm slightly drunk and terrible at it when totally sober or totally wasted.

-edit- Hi, Im an idiot! I decided to listen to my pals, after they called me a prune and I got smashed last night.. Evidently even when I am drunk, I like NSG and Moses. I woke up with a jar of peanut butter and my bible in my hands. Dearness

We have all done a little drunk posting, don't feel bad.

I am not ever drinking again :(

You say that now, give it a couple days and you will want to drink again. ;)