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Uh... *thinks hard*

I got nothing.

I saw that Drunk Commies contributes smelly roosters. I was just wondering what each of you contriubte to this forum?

A Voice for the Oppressed. (http://www.bibl.u-szeged.hu/bibl/mil/ww1/who/lenin.jpg)

I think a better question would be...
'What don't i contribute?'

moral degradation

Pointed comments, advice (may or may not be good), support for some, questionable threads.

I contribute that extra layer of frustration to new members who sit trying to make a nation only to find that all of their ideas have already been taken and when they finally give up and decide to admit it, that name is taken too...

Patinkinism, and alot of complaint.

A little of this, a little of that, a lot of nothing.

Ha ha, first post has been hijacked!

Alot...but I just don't know what.

Can someone answer that for me?

Semen.

I have a box full of... GIANT KILLER MONKEYS!

Now I shall release them upon NSG!?!?!?!

*Opens box and runs away for dear life*

I have a box full of... GIANT KILLER MONKEYS!

Now I shall release them upon NSG!?!?!?!

*Opens box and runs away for dear life*

You evil bastard
they are dismembering me
with Rototillers

Eh.. I don't think I've ever really 'contributed' anything, here online or anywhere else... but! some day, it could happen. Gotta keep hope alive. ;)

You evil bastard
they are dismembering me
with RototillersOh, I have a cure for that, which is a box of… Vikings!!!!

*Opens box and runs away*

*Vikings, instead of fighting the Giant Killer Monkeys they begin to rape, plunder, and kill all whom you love*

I offer advise on things I only think I know.

And this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=515216) thread.

Nothing, and i'm rather proud of the fact.

Nothing, and i'm rather proud of the fact.

Not even accidentally, in 22,000 posts? Nice. *That's* setting the bar. :cool:

Nothing, and i'm rather proud of the fact.

eh, pretty much the same.

Nothing, and i'm rather proud of the fact.

Lies.

NSG would suck without you. :(

I suppose I give a Muslim voice on a largely non-Muslim forum.

I suppose I give a Muslim voice on a largely non-Muslim forum.
I wouldn't go congratulating myself, if I were you. The way you portray Islam here -- or at least the way people interpret that portrayal -- isn't exactly positive.

Err...I reliably bumped the mlb thread over the summer?

I saw that Drunk Commies contributes smelly roosters. I was just wondering what each of you contriubte to this forum?

I contributed a thread asking what kind of underwear everyone wears about half a year ago. Other than that, I mostly... I don't know. Spam?

I'm just a lurker.

What I REALLY did for this site was give people someone to disagree with. Kinda like how on those shows theres always somebody to intends the best but has a wrong or disagreeable opinion. They're usually there to add humor and diversity to the show.

Lies.

NSG would suck without you. :(

I don't know about that, but aww....:fluffle:

(This thread was locked yesterday and has now been unlocked - why?)

My post:



got warped to the OP. HotRodia saw it, thought I created the thread and was spamming, and locked it. I asked about the lock (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=515226) in Moderation, and when we realized what happened, he unlocked it.

Oh, I see. I did think the lock was a bit harsh.

Mostly antagonism and frustration, occasionally taking time to urge for moderation.

(This thread was locked yesterday and has now been unlocked - why?)

My post:

Uh... *thinks hard*

I got nothing.

got warped to the OP. HotRodia saw it, thought I created the thread and was spamming, and locked it. I asked about the lock (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=515226) in Moderation, and when we realized what happened, he unlocked it.

90 pounds of psychosis, 2 oz. thoughtful discussion.

Doing my best to infuriate people by having both extreme left-wing and extreme right-wing political stances.

I am a limitless fountain of pure unbridled wackiness. :)

Since this is only my third or fourth post, I have yet to contribute much of anything. Although I can’t imagine I have much to contribute anyway. 'Cept zombie knowledge.

i make people feel better about themselves, just by being me.

I contribute one of those taken ideas that CTOAN was talking about.

I'm the average that shows that the exceptional people are exceptional, the mediocrity yardstick if you will.:)

My post:



got warped to the OP. HotRodia saw it, thought I created the thread and was spamming, and locked it. I asked about the lock (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=515226) in Moderation, and when we realized what happened, he unlocked it.
I thought that was rather especially with other threads of a similiar nature floating about...

I was going to reply to something now i can't remember.:eek:

I thought that was rather especially with other threads of a similiar nature floating about...

I was going to reply to something now i can't remember.:eek:

You certainly didn't contribute anything to the NZ ODI team the other night. There was not one single mention of either you or Monkeypimp.

You certainly didn't contribute anything to the NZ ODI team the other night. There was not one single mention of either you or Monkeypimp.
Yeah Braces wanted to use the extra batting option by playing Hamish Marshall, his reasoning being that he would get rid of the shine from the new ball, and by jove he did!

Such a marvelous schnick, it certainly did the job...

Monkeypimp missed out on 12th man because Andre Adams is a supperior eater of Fried Chicken.

someone to critisize

I don't know. Falling chandeliers, I guess.

My contribution is mostly incomprehensible gibberish & harsh language, methinks. That and Bottle/Soheran/Fass fanboyism.

much-needed hardy pessimism

Random excommunications and canonisation. And sexual favours.

I've always survived on the kindness of strangers...

I contribute thoughtful, inciteful and well reasoned commentary on various...

Oh wait, no... that wasn't me.

I guess I could contribute milk and cookies for snack time?

I contribute generic smartass and/or thought-provoking comments, same as everyone else.

Except my name has more z's and j's in it, while still being easy enough to remember.

I was just reminded that once I helped keep the "Post of Death" thread alive long enough for it to become a classic.

I was also part of the team that got all seven deadly sins on the first page of General at the same time.

Small contributions, I know... but I now feel my presence here is not a total waste.

I was just reminded that once I helped keep the "Post of Death" thread alive long enough for it to become a classic. You did, too. :fluffle:

Of course you also tried to have me killed, but eh, bygones are bygones. ;p

I contribute generic smartass and/or thought-provoking comments, same as everyone else.

Except my name has more z's and j's in it, while still being easy enough to remember.

No, your name sucks. Sorry, but better you know sooner than later. :p

No, your name sucks. Sorry, but better you know sooner than later. :p

STFU, at least it's more interesting than yours! ;)

I hope I gave some good advice and council. Otherwise, I´m just here to make others feel smarter.

Google dzanjir. Google nobel hobos.
Which is more interesting? :farting noise, flapping lips with finger:*

*anyone got a smilie for that?

Damn you! Using Google, too... and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

Well, you may have won this time, but someday I'll be back with a NEW and BETTER search engine that paints ME in a better light! MUA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *shakes fist, vanishes in puff of smoke*

STFU, at least it's more interesting than yours! ;)

Google dzanjir. Google nobel hobos.
Which is more interesting? :farting noise, flapping lips with finger:*

*anyone got a smilie for that?

EDIT: hell, no, don't google anything!! They're onto me! I thought it would all be cool stuff about hobos and nobel laureates, but it's about me! And Jimmy Carter. I take it back.

I...uh... I contribute a whole lot of nothing.

Does anyone else see that?
My post: Google Dzanjir... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12238997&postcount=56)
The reply, quoting my post Damn you ... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12239011&postcount=55) ... before the post quoted??

I edited it, the reply was inside the thirty seconds, so they're in the wrong order. That sucks, right?
The alternative would be worse I guess. Suction. I must try to edit less my own posts.

And if i could just FUCKEN CHANGE MY NAME!! I mean, why not? It's the wrongness from the Garden of Unix. We are all After the Fall.

EDIT: There's another strange and wrong thing. Google.com.au gives me this link (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=473678&page=5) in the Post of Death, which was before my time. "I know a girl named Georgia, and I'd quite happily live there" ... I said that, but it isn't on the page. (Oh, and Georgia, you know it's true). Perhaps someone sigged it, and it was carried back in time when Google cruised by Jolt months later and saw it in a sig. It's not there now, anyway.
That's wrong enough for Google, Jolt's signatures, and my own fickle self to take a share and still all be wrong.

apparently I am "famous" and "popular" and as they said in IRC "infamous"

I don't understand why people would think that.


I don't think I am that special. :confused:

I should think very little.

Mostly mental ejaculations, peppered by the occasional thoughtful insight. I also make life harder for a lot of people, willingly and unwillingly. :)

i contribute some expert advice on how to "please" animals and the best way to "use" corpses. however only a small minority desire this, so basically nothing...

Depending on how this question is asked... I intend to contribute kick arse movies/TV shows after I graduate from college in... 3 years. My ultimate goal is blockbuster movie hits (fat chance though).

The awe of being in my presence. And I contributed Slythros. Tell him hi for me. Repeatedly.

great, now i feel completely useless

Does anyone else see that?
My post: Google Dzanjir... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12238997&postcount=56)
The reply, quoting my post Damn you ... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12239011&postcount=55) ... before the post quoted??

I edited it, the reply was inside the thirty seconds, so they're in the wrong order. That sucks, right?
The alternative would be worse I guess. Suction. I must try to edit less my own posts.

And if i could just FUCKEN CHANGE MY NAME!! I mean, why not? It's the wrongness from the Garden of Unix. We are all After the Fall.

EDIT: There's another strange and wrong thing. Google.com.au gives me this link (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=473678&page=5) in the Post of Death, which was before my time. "I know a girl named Georgia, and I'd quite happily live there" ... I said that, but it isn't on the page. (Oh, and Georgia, you know it's true). Perhaps someone sigged it, and it was carried back in time when Google cruised by Jolt months later and saw it in a sig. It's not there now, anyway.
That's wrong enough for Google, Jolt's signatures, and my own fickle self to take a share and still all be wrong.
:p

Honey - calm down, will you? *pats slowly*

1) The time warping of posts has been going on for days, everybody knows about it, there have been threads about it, there even is one here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12231750#post12231750).

2) Even ancient posts will always show the current sig of the poster.

See? All's good, nothing is *really* time travelling, and neither Google nor Jolt are out to get you. :)

My divine godliness so that you may worship.

I contribute warped, Linuxy thoughts and advice with free/libre/open source software.

I contribute me. Isn't that good enough? :p



Alright alright, we'll throw Tweety in there as well. :D

I made sandwiches once, but then I ate them all.

I also do what I can to ensure that everyone else on NS knows that they are wrong about everything while making movie and song references that nobody else gets.

2 euros a month to the WWF, and by living the good life, to my country.

I contribute me. Isn't that good enough? :p



Alright alright, we'll throw Tweety in there as well. :D

*gives pi cookies*