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H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Londim
Ravea
Sel Appa
Swilatia
The Tribes Of Longton
Zilam

Invitees:
Fleckenstein
Infinite Revolution
Kyronea
Maineiacs
Nadkor
Potarius
Pyotr
Secret aj man
The Pacifist Womble
Utracia

it really is january, isn't it?

Are you kidding me? :rolleyes:

That was not a list of the best NSers. It was not a list of my favorite people. It was not a friends list, or some exclusive "Club for Awesome People that Rhaomi Officially Approves Of".

They were samples for a musical text-to-speech program.

It was a list of a few names that I thought of on the spot, plus a dozen or so with the highest postcounts, plus a mod or two. I then deleted from the list people with names that were difficult for the program to pronounce. Simple as that.

Stop trying to be a victim.

I love how the 'unsung heroes club' has a list of what it defines to be unsung heroes, automatically creating 'unsung, unsung heroes'

Are you kidding me? :rolleyes:

That was not a list of the best NSers. It was not a list of my favorite people. It was not a friends list, or some exclusive "Club for Awesome People that Rhaomi Officially Approves Of".

They were samples for a musical text-to-speech program.

It was a list of a few names that I thought of on the spot, plus a dozen or so with the highest postcounts, plus a mod or two. I then deleted from the list people with names that were difficult for the program to pronounce. Simple as that.

Stop trying to be a victim.

Well you SURE strongly implied it...and I'm bored

I love how the 'unsung heroes club' has a list of unsung heroes, automatically creating 'unsung, unsung heroes'

And with that list, there will still be more unsung heroes.


"The list of unsung heroes of the unsung, unsung heroes"

TIME WARP!

I love how the 'unsung heroes club' has a list of what it defines to be unsung heroes, automatically creating 'unsung, unsung heroes'

You have to draw the line somewhere...and if you haven't been on long enough, you don't exactly know the metaphorical ropes...

Hey, I felt a bit dead inside after not seeing myself on that thread, too (I mean, I have over 15,000 posts total now)...


...Not that I went and made a thread about it...

And with that list, there will still be more unsung heroes.


"The list of unsung heroes of the unsung, unsung heroes"

I forgot you..actually I was just grabbing names from Rhaomi's thread and here...You are the best source of humorous quotes!

Yay! I'm an elitist! Bow down to my snobbery!

Yay! I'm an elitist!

Elitist power!

http://www.thebwp.com/wire_images/black_fist_75H.gif

... er..

I'll join.

Becuase...Erm...

I feel unsung too!

What exactly am I begging for on this thread? Just want to make sure since I appear to be on a list. ;)

http://www.thebwp.com/wire_images/black_fist_75H.gif


Does that come in red by any chance?

What exactly am I begging for on this thread? Just want to make sure since I appear to be on a list. ;)

Well you posted somewhere and weren't on Rhaomi's list...

And why am I not in this club?

And why am I not in this club?

Because you didnt post on either of the two sources I grabbed names from...now you're in.

Well I am often left out whenever someone starts some kind of thread about NSers but I try not to feel to much about that. It means no one will try to criticize any posts I've made in the past. Some unpopular stuff I've done if anyone cared to remember. Guess that's what you get for any anti-gun, anti-abortion views. :)

So, you want in or not?

TIME WARP!!

And those co-posters. Always looking down on us Fiddlebottomses. What are they, from Nob Hill? They're all like 'Stop spraying me with ink Fiddlebottoms, put on pants Fiddlebottoms, you can't be on our fancy list Fiddlebottoms.' Ooohh, that list, too good for me is it?

Well you posted somewhere and weren't on Rhaomi's list...

Well I am often left out whenever someone starts some kind of thread about NSers but I try not to feel to much about that. It means no one will try to criticize any posts I've made in the past. Some unpopular stuff I've done if anyone cared to remember. Guess that's what you get for any anti-gun, anti-abortion views. :)

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i dont think that rhaomi is qualified to decide who the elite of nsg are. unless he is an oldtimer reborn.
I wasn't trying to decide on the elite. I just needed some damn names. How many times do I need to say this?

Sorry for the harshness, but this is really starting to get on my nerves.

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i dont think that rhaomi is qualified to decide who the elite of nsg are. unless he is an oldtimer reborn.

Heheheh, I'm "elite" Heheheh.....

I wasn't trying to decide on the elite. I just needed some damn names. How many times do I need to say this?

Sorry for the harshness, but this is really starting to get on my nerves.

no need to be harsh when we agree.

I wasn't trying to decide on the elite. I just needed some damn names. How many times do I need to say this?

Sorry for the harshness, but this is really starting to get on my nerves.

I'm bored and usually am not recognized...I actually posted like a dozen new threads today out of boredom...they were all legitimate, but I did post a lot.

I wasn't trying to decide on the elite. I just needed some damn names. How many times do I need to say this?

Sorry for the harshness, but this is really starting to get on my nerves.

Quit bitching, you people. I'm not on the list and I know Rhaomi loves me. :fluffle:

I'm a sung hero!

lol. I'm a "top NSer" because I got on a single list?

Okay, I'll take what I can get, I suppose. :p

lol. I'm a "top NSer" because I got on a single list?

Okay, I'll take what I can get, I suppose. :p

There ought to be SOME return for twenty thousand, no?

Quit bitching, you people. I'm not on the list and I know Rhaomi loves me. :fluffle:
:D Exactly. Now that I think of it, I seem to recall you giving me "best noob award" or somesuch a few months back. If giving me an award isn't enough to get you on what is supposedly my "list of cool people", what would?


lol. I'm a "top NSer" because I got on a single list?

Okay, I'll take what I can get, I suppose. :p
In fact, I was tempted to take you off the list because your name didn't sound very good when pronounced by the program (the a's sound really throaty and ugly).

See, everybody? Nothing special about the list. They're just names.

There ought to be SOME return for twenty thousand, no?

Sure, but quality over quantity and all that. I don't think i'm especially a "top NSer", just one of those guys that is always there and nobody really has an opinion about one way or another. :p

Exactly. Now that I think of it, I seem to recall you giving me "best noob award" or somesuch a few months back. If giving me an award isn't enough to get you on what is supposedly my "list of cool people", what would?

Speaking of which, 1400 posts! You're catching up, I must be getting slow in my dotage. Oh well, another one for me.

In fact, I was tempted to take you off the list because your name didn't sound very good when pronounced by the program (the a's sound really throaty and ugly).

Sweet. My name is fucking metal.

Sweet. My name is fucking metal.
"Fucking Metal"? Would that be like the power-drill/penis that the guy in Tetsuo uses to impale his girlfriend?

"Fucking Metal"? Would that be like the power-drill/penis that the guy in Tetsuo uses to impale his girlfriend?

Pretty much, yes. :)

Are you kidding me? :rolleyes:

That was not a list of the best NSers. It was not a list of my favorite people. It was not a friends list, or some exclusive "Club for Awesome People that Rhaomi Officially Approves Of".

They were samples for a musical text-to-speech program.

It was a list of a few names that I thought of on the spot, plus a dozen or so with the highest postcounts, plus a mod or two. I then deleted from the list people with names that were difficult for the program to pronounce. Simple as that.

Stop trying to be a victim.
They are actually making you look like a criminal for not showing the proper respect.
Now quickly challenge them to a duel and demand satisfaction!

This club is self-contradictory and I will not attempt to join because of it.

How can I continue to be an unsung hero of NSG (I most certainly am) while being a member of a club that declares me to be an NSG Hero?

You have to draw the line somewhere...and if you haven't been on long enough, you don't exactly know the metaphorical ropes...

Oh please...plenty of us have been around waaaaaay too long, and you n00bs don't even know it.

This club is self-contradictory and I will not attempt to join because of it.

How can I continue to be an unsung hero of NSG (I most certainly am) while being a member of a club that declares me to be an NSG Hero?

You're not unsung. I wrote a ballad to the grizzled Dutchman in plaid, overalls, and rubber boots...a long, long time ago.

See, everybody? Nothing special about the list. They're just names.

Yeah, but we need an excuse for another club.

I'd be the unsung unsung hero anyway. Look at the club list: see fleckenstein: wonder why. :p

Oh please...plenty of us have been around waaaaaay too long, and you n00bs don't even know it.

Sinuhue! I wondered what happened to you...

Where were we again...oh yes! I also had a nation from like 2003, but I don't remember it and don;t got flapping it around like some of the other people here....

sign this one up, plz.

Sinuhue! I wondered what happened to you... What has happened to the NS grapevine that you didn't already know that?

Where were we again...oh yes! I also had a nation from like 2003, but I don't remember it and don;t got flapping it around like some of the other people here....

Just saying, post count neither negates, nor affirms n00bage.

'allo.

*fails to make yet another list*

One day I'll do something noteworthy on here and all you fuckers will love me. LOVE ME, I TELLS YA!

*runs weeping from thread in melodramatic manner*

You just need to sign up...invitees are just specific people who have complained in this thread or the other, but haven't said they would join...you're now a member. :)

*fails to make yet another list*

One day I'll do something noteworthy on here and all you fuckers will love me. LOVE ME, I TELLS YA!

*runs weeping from thread in melodramatic manner*

You just need to sign up...invitees are just specific people who have complained in this thread or the other, but haven't said they would join...you're now a member. :)

I'll joinee.

You just need to sign up...invitees are just specific people who have complained in this thread or the other, but haven't said they would join...you're now a member. :)
*humps*

I can't believe it's over 2 years down and I'm still classed as a young'un. :(

*humps*

I can't believe it's over 2 years down and I'm still classed as a young'un. :(

No you're not. We're just not veterans yet, so...

*humps*

I can't believe it's over 2 years down and I'm still classed as a young'un. :(

I recognise you as a veteran, man. :D

I feel so out of place...

Oh well...

God, I wish I was Spiderman...

When one thinks these popularity/ignominy threads cannot get more pathetic, one reads this one.

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Members:
Anti-Social Darwinism
Desperate Measures
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Ravea
Sel Appa
Swilatia
The Tribes Of Longton

Invitees:
Fleckenstein
Infinite Revolution
Kyronea
Maineiacs
Nadkor
Potarius
Pyotr
Secret aj man
The Pacifist Womble
Utracia

I just happened to be there. If you aren't you don't have to whine about it. Holy Christ...

When one thinks these popularity/ignominy threads cannot get more pathetic, one reads this one.
We love you too dude.

Rawr, I shall join! I (honorarily) own a spam forum, damnit! I demand recognition!

It's not going in my sig though. I don't care that much.

I'm an unsung hero! I demand recognition!:p

We love you too dude.

You waste your sentiment.

You waste your sentiment.
Aww...

*huggles*

*humps*

I can't believe it's over 2 years down and I'm still classed as a young'un. :(

because postcount is the true measure of this stuff.

wait, youre over 5000, so then i don't knows why this is.

When one thinks these popularity/ignominy threads cannot get more pathetic, one reads this one.

Yet you turn up in every one of them :P

When one thinks these popularity/ignominy threads cannot get more pathetic, one reads this one.

You again...everywhere I go...I see your rubbish comments...

Yet you turn up in every one of them :P

Was that untruth supposed to be damning of me? Because your indirect claim of having read them all is more so of you...

You again...everywhere I go...I see your rubbish comments...

Fass exists to make snooty gayer-than-thou comments, be the coolest Swede on NS, and be the reincarnation of L'entranger.

Without Fass, this thread lacks the mocking ring it needs.

You again...everywhere I go...I see your rubbish comments...

I suggest then you go some place that isn't NS General for a change. Outside, perhaps.

Fass exists to make snooty gayer-than-thou comments, be the coolest Swede on NS, and be the reincarnation of L'entranger.

Without Fass, this thread lacks the mocking ring it needs.

Without Fass, NSG is almost perfect. ;)

just wondering how i would be able to get my nation name sung anyway. I tried "swillayseeya", and it did not work.

Was that untruth supposed to be damning of me? Because your indirect claim of having read them all is more so of you...

I read all the threads, Fass, I'm a total NS whore. No, not actually (except for the whore part), but I guess it to be true. And you do end up in them, either named by others or decrying their existance. Now look, a couple of posts in already...get away quick!

Without Fass, NSG is almost perfect. ;)

no. change "fass" to "the asp meridian" though, and you have a true statement.

Without Fass, NSG is almost perfect. ;)

Without Fass, I'd never have bothered to return. And I am most glad I did. *nods*

I want to be in a group. And if you refuse, then I will create the "Zilam's group of reject NSers" and we will crush you! :D

Welcome aboard, comrade!

I want to be in a group. And if you refuse, then I will create the "Zilam's group of reject NSers" and we will crush you! :D

Jolts taking over the world...but they have very bad tactics. Hence the time warps

edit: See what I mean...

wtf is with all the time-warps we is seeing today?

Today? It's been like this all week.

wtf is with all the time-warps we is seeing today?

indeed. but either way we need to stop them! to the server room!

wait, no, lets not do that, we might be sent to yesterday, last week, or even last month.

not to mention this might start a time paradox here on NSG.

But me want to smash :(

edit: Damn you Jolt soldiers!

Jolts taking over the world...but they have very bad tactics. Hence the time warps

edit: See what I mean...

indeed. but either way we need to stop them! to the server room!

wait, no, lets not do that, we might be sent to yesterday, last week, or even last month.

not to mention this might start a time paradox here on NSG.

fine. I'll stay here watching constantly posts disappear and re-appear again as a result of your meddling.

Hooray. Time to smash! *smashes a server* *laughs like a mad man"

SMASHY SMASHY!

Today? It's been like this all week.

oh. I just noticed today.

But me want to smash :(

fine. I'll stay here watching constantly posts disappear and re-appear again as a result of your meddling.

Today? It's been like this all week.

Yeah, it's getting pretty old now... I've not known (or noticed) it going on this long before.

Hooray. Time to smash! *smashes a server* *laughs like a mad man"

SMASHY SMASHY!

okay. *escapes thread before it vanishes as a result as the time paradox you are about to create, i mean just created, er, about to creat, ere, created...

see, it's already kickin in, soon there will be no more NSG!

Oh there will be an NSG.....with hookers and blackjack!

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3083/gore26wl.jpg

Sing - sing a song...

http://www.wingtunes.com/img/albums/cd%204%20-%20Wing%20Sings%20the%20Carpenters.jpg

Oh there will be an NSG.....with hookers and blackjack!
wtf? but right now NSG (at least to me) only exists for 5 minutes out of every ten. could you tell me whats happening in the server room?

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3083/gore26wl.jpg

wtf?

Elitist power!

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... er..

i wanna be in both clubs!!! :( :P

just wondering how i would be able to get my nation name sung anyway. I tried "swillayseeya", and it did not work.

Try "swee lay shea".

Try "swee lay shea".

I always thought it was "Swih-lah-tea-uh" (IPA: swɪ-lɑ-ti-ə)

I always thought it was "Swih-lah-tea-uh" (IPA: swɪ-lɑ-ti-ə)

Nope, you pronounce the t as an s.

Poland: It's Weird! (tm)

Nope, you pronounce the t as an s.

Poland: It's Weird! (tm)

I know...they have random z's and other crap...that's what they get being stuck between Germany and Russia ;)

Meh...if they want a 'sh', they should use 'sh' or 'ch' swilashia...maybe?

I know...they have random z's and other crap...that's what they get being stuck between Germany and Russia ;)

Meh...if they want a 'sh', they should use 'sh' or 'ch' swilashia...maybe?

Poland, Holland, and Hawaii are all utterly confusing to me. Hawaii has too many vowels, Poland steals peoples s's,z's, and assorted consonants, and I cant even grasp how to pronounce Dutch.

German's easy for an English-native speaker. Just emphasize stuff.

Poland, Holland, and Hawaii are all utterly confusing to me. Hawaii has to many vowels, Poland steals peoples s's,z's, and assorted consonants, and I cant even grasp how to pronounce Dutch.

German's easy for an English-native speaker. Just emphasize stuff.

I think French beith the easiest for English speakers. Structure is much similar and most Germanic words are now French, Latin, Greek, or never existed in Anglo-Saxon times.

From The Onion:
Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients

Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable.

"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble endeavor."

The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130 transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters over the cities.

Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please."

Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream."

If the initial airlift is successful, Clinton said the United States will go ahead with full-scale vowel deployment, with C-130's airdropping thousands more letters over every area of Bosnia. Other nations are expected to pitch in as well, including 10,000 British "A's" and 6,500 Canadian "U's." Japan, rich in A's and O's, was asked to participate, but declined.

"With these valuable letters, the people of war-ravaged Bosnia will be able to make some terrific new words," Clinton said. "It should be very exciting for them, and much easier for us to read their maps."

Linguists praise the US's decision to send the vowels. For decades they have struggled with the hard consonants and difficult pronunciation of most Slavic words. "Vowels are crucial to construction of all language," Baylor University linguist Noam Frankel said. "Without them, it would be difficult to utter a single word, much less organize a coherent sentence. Please, just don't get me started on the moon-man languages they use in those Eastern European countries."

According to Frankel, once the Bosnians have vowels, they will be able to construct such valuable sentences as: "The potatoes are ready"; "I believe it will rain"; and "All my children are dead from the war"

The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, lifegiving supplies of L's, S's and T's. The consonant-relief effort failed, however, when vast quantities of the letters were intercepted and hoarded by violent, gun-toting warlords.

:D

They always have the best

From The Onion:


:D
Aw, yay, thanks, I haven't seen that thing in years! :)

I always thought it was "Swih-lah-tea-uh" (IPA: swɪ-lɑ-ti-ə)

no. where do you pull that from?

I know...they have random z's and other crap...that's what they get being stuck between Germany and Russia ;)

the z are not random. if they come after another letter that is not a vowel, they make a change to it. wait, i don't think I should waste time explaining this. You won't understand.

Meh...if they want a 'sh', they should use 'sh' or 'ch' swilashia...maybe? no. it looks to arabic.


BTW, no, the name "Swilatia" is not taken directly polish. The polish name of the country is Swilasja.

I know someone else has already said it(probably), but I'm gonna make my own club, with way more blackjack, and high class, low price hookers and decoder rings!

wtf? but right now NSG (at least to me) only exists for 5 minutes out of every ten. could you tell me whats happening in the server room?

wtf?

Thatpicture represents whats currently going on........... I hope you've lived a life without regret.......All I can say its one of those times to loot *begins looting*

no. where do you pull that from?
Take of the ending -ia and you get Swilat, so I say Swilat-ia...

the z are not random. if they come after another letter that is not a vowel, they make a change to it. wait, i don't think I should waste time explaining this. You won't understand.

no. it looks to arabic.
I'm an amateur amateur linguist...try me.

Meh...

I have no idea where the OP is....

I know someone else has already said it(probably), but I'm gonna make my own club, with way more blackjack, and high class, low price hookers and decoder rings!

Joining clubs is just the way to get you noticed and then no longer an "unsung hero of NS". Hardly the way to go if you want to celebrate your ability to not be remembered by anyone. :p

Oh please...plenty of us have been around waaaaaay too long, and you n00bs don't even know it.

And some of you have the stink to prove it...

When one thinks these popularity/ignominy threads cannot get more pathetic, one reads this one.

Quoted for truth.

I know someone else has already said it(probably), but I'm gonna make my own club, with way more blackjack, and high class, low price hookers and decoder rings!

A-L-W-A-Y-S-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E