## The NSG Haiku Thread
IL Ruffino
21-01-2007, 05:29
I think it's time for some haiku! My challenge to you: Debate global warming, the 2008 election, American bias, or just make a haiku that refers to NSG.
Five, seven, five, right?
Well I think that's how it goes..
So play nice, children!
Been there, done that, but allow me.
On Gitmo.
Hold random folks in,
With no habeas corpus rights,
concentration camp.
Infinite Revolution
21-01-2007, 05:51
we love fish fingers
on cold sunday afternoons
with formaldehyde
yeh, i'm no poet, so i just followed the random whirrings (well, clunkings) of my brain.
Sel Appa
21-01-2007, 06:04
I once planned to write one million haikus...I think I got to like three at best.
Katganistan
21-01-2007, 06:08
Flame wars and banned pics
Trolls who just won't go away
Isn't Gen'ral fun? ;)
Ashmoria
21-01-2007, 06:19
abortion. god sucks
U S ians ruined the world
bush planned nine eleven too
New Stalinberg
21-01-2007, 06:26
abortion. god sucks
U S ians ruined the world
bush planned nine eleven too
Five eight seven isn't a Haiku, sorry.
Ginnoria
21-01-2007, 06:35
Chew orange bagels
Integrate the sexy blogs
High postcount kicks ass
Ashmoria
21-01-2007, 06:46
Five eight seven isn't a Haiku, sorry.
roond is one syllable
its 5 7 5 now that fixed the last line
Ashmoria
21-01-2007, 06:50
or it would it if could get the fucking edit window to come up
abortion. god sucks
US-ians ruint the world
bush planned nine one one
I wrote a haiku,
But it wasn't very good.
So I won't share it.
Ginnoria
21-01-2007, 07:57
Heavy candy bars,
walmart, tickle-me-elmo;
what have we become?
Smunkeeville
21-01-2007, 07:59
I just hate haiku
I really do not know why
I guess I'm just weird
Bazalonia
21-01-2007, 08:00
End of the word line
A person reads along it
still can't understand
Ginnoria
21-01-2007, 08:02
I just hate haiku
I really do not know why
I guess I'm just weird
Chinese boxcutters
open a hole in space-time
to let cyborgs through.
United Chicken Kleptos
21-01-2007, 08:04
Been there, done that, but allow me.
On Gitmo.
Hold random folks in,
With no habeas corpus rights,
concentration camp.
I thought habaes was three syllables.
Smunkeeville
21-01-2007, 08:07
I am so tired
It's one in the morning here
why can't I sleep now?
Infinite Revolution
21-01-2007, 08:13
I am so tired
It's one in the morning here
why can't I sleep now?
one in the morning?
try seven in the morning,
i want to sleep, argh!
Smunkeeville
21-01-2007, 08:16
one in the morning?
try seven in the morning,
i want to sleep, argh!
the dog needs outside
he is sniffing at the door
I have to go, bye.
Harlesburg
21-01-2007, 08:24
This is hardly exciting
Is there any point
OMG +1
Poliwanacraca
21-01-2007, 08:29
I am quite sleepy,
but I have a stomachache
which keeps me awake.
If it stopped hurting,
that would be extremely nice.
Stupid achy guts.
I am quite sleepy,
but I have a stomachache
which keeps me awake.
If it stopped hurting,
that would be extremely nice.
Stupid achy guts.
Haiku do not have
More than one stanza, my friend.
Try writing tanka.
Bazalonia
21-01-2007, 10:17
Person knife in hand
Pausing over the carcass
butcher makes a cut
Me, I can debate
But create a good Haiku?
That I cannot do
Cookesland
21-01-2007, 15:14
i wrote this one awhile ago
The South Pacific
Really, Really Ginormous --->(check spelling)
Full of Good People
They destroyed it all;
The bastards blew it all up:
Those damned dirty apes.
Swilatia
21-01-2007, 17:44
This post is not good
But it adds to my postcount
so I still post it
Swilatia
21-01-2007, 17:46
I can debate
Make a good Haiku?
That I cannot do
you are most correct
it goes like 5-7-5
and not 4-5-5.
you are most correct
it goes like 5-7-5
and not 4-5-5.
Told you so, I did
My words you did not believe?
Like Yoda I sound :)
Baratstan
21-01-2007, 18:20
This one isn't mine
But I may as well show you
It's witty and true:
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Writing in haiku
It isn't very easy
But it is more fun
Nechronia
21-01-2007, 20:07
Forgive me it has been awhile.
As they cry for war
A call to duty answered
Who will remember?
What we all want here
Denied time and time again.
Sex threads galore please.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-01-2007, 21:16
I don't like haikus.
I neither like writing them
nor reading them. So?
I don't like haikus.
I neither like writing them
nor reading them. So?
Why are you writing
If you don't like writing them?
In denial you are.
Andaluciae
21-01-2007, 22:12
You're going to laugh, but I remember this haiku my sister wrote in elementary school (like a decade ago) about our cat.
I have a nice cat.
She has many colored stripes.
She is very soft.
Harlesburg
21-01-2007, 22:37
The sky is blue
The grass is green
These things suck.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
22-01-2007, 03:31
Why are you writing
If you don't like writing them?
In denial you are.
Just trying to see
if my maths skills are still up
to snuff. Gotta check.
You're going to laugh, but I remember this haiku my sister wrote in elementary school (like a decade ago) about our cat.
I have a nice cat.
She has many colored stripes.
She is very soft.
Cute. :p
Almighty America
22-01-2007, 09:24
I think it's time for some haiku! My challenge to you: Debate global warming, the 2008 election, American bias, or just make a haiku that refers to NSG.
Five, seven, five, right?
Well I think that's how it goes..
So play nice, children!
Republicans sweep
2008 election.
The undead screwed us.
Kamitsushima
22-01-2007, 09:39
もう 汚れた
以前 きれいな 地球
なく なってる
Mou yogoreta
Izen kireina chikyuu
Naku natte'ru
[Already polluted
This previous pretty planet
Is dying]
I'm by no means a master of the language yet, but I think this would pass muster fairly well! :)
Lunatic Goofballs
22-01-2007, 09:42
I am drinking beer.
Beer and pain killers mix well.
I am feeling good. :)
ビールをのみます
パブへいきましょう
たのしいです
*one semester of Japanese, copying characters off other pages because I've no other way of inputting them, completely unable to input kanji :p