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I've found a Javascript random phrase generator. No idea what it might be good for, but it told me to pound a smelly rooster.

http://www.joejohnson.net/phrase.htm

It told me to recharge her lovely knives.


This phrase frightens me.

"Rub my overflowing elbow"

Eww....

"Master her fine fish"







:eek:

Invent the wind blown cats?

But....how?

It told me to Program her pretty former boss.

I don't know how..

Stroke my yellow tasty peanuts.
I am sueing for Sexual assault.

"Pet her smelly hard oyster."


That just scares me...


Well, it really just makes me laugh insanely, but still...

"Pet my doorknob"

That's it, I'm outta here.

"kiss the hairy fish"

this is........wrong.

Better than the one I just got.

"Ride the Hard Computer."

Dial your elevators.

"kiss the hairy fish"

this is........wrong.

Stroke my yellow tasty peanuts.
I am sueing for Sexual assault.
Lols, the term "smuggling peanuts in her bra" comes to mind.
"kiss the hairy fish"

this is........wrong.

So........much.....innuendo.

intergrate your armpit.

What the hell is that suppose to mean?! :confused:

Master the nasty penguins

Dot.

Dot.

Dot.

Stroke the long tasty elbows.


This is some seriously weird innuendo.

"Rub the armpit"

I am VERY afraid now.

Feed your consultant.

Smell my nose.

Recharge the fish.

Pound your undernourished door knobs.

Kiss my tasty pie.

Confront her fish. <- this one is the best. EVAR.

Thanks for posting that up! I love those random generators. They can come up with even more bizarre things than the human mind can (even though Monty Python's Flying Circus is fairly random).

I first got; Manipulate your disruptive domain name
Then it ordered me to quite logically Lick the armpit, and said that I should Love the silly computers. I guess I do love computers in all their silliness...

It needs more verbs/nouns/adjectives, though because it gets a bit repetitive after a while.

You got ones that make sense(kind of)!

Hahhhaha.

Rub her nasty piston.

Woah, Armistria, your post showed up before my original one, and says you posted at 5:08 my time, when its 5:06 my time...

Thanks for posting that up! I love those random generators. They can come up with even more bizarre things than the human mind can (even though Monty Python's Flying Circus is fairly random).

I first got; Manipulate your disruptive domain name
Then it ordered me to quite logically Lick the armpit, and said that I should Love the silly computers. I guess I do love computers in all their silliness...

It needs more verbs/nouns/adjectives, though because it gets a bit repetitive after a while.

"Get my overheated round agency"

Thats worse than my original, I am fearing for my life now.

I think the random phrase generator likes me a little too much. In order, I got:

Pet my incredible receptacle.
Kiss my fine fuzzy elbows.
Adore my sexy cats.
Engage my mole.
Pet an armpit.
Rub my lovely door knobs.
Lick some tasty buttons.
Smell my little bedpost.
Rub the lousy thing.

I think the random phrase generator likes me a little too much. In order, I got:

Pet my incredible receptacle.
Kiss my fine fuzzy elbows.
Adore my sexy cats.
Engage my mole.
Pet an armpit.
Rub my lovely door knobs.
Lick some tasty buttons.
Smell my little bedpost.
Rub the lousy thing.

I suggest you get a restraining order...

Bite my incredible round shoe
Rub her wind blown incredible chicken coop
Cut the pretty
Cover your over flowing incredible door knobs
Refrigerate the elevators
Contain your lavender armpit
Cut her mole
Get my round boss
Admire her fine long fish
Enter my hard inferior bedpost
Dial her inferior nose
Program my nice bucket
Pet her pretty gorillas
Adore her cats
Ride her over flowing former fish
Stroke my round roosters..

I have now been put off doing this anymore..

- "Suck my round elevator"
- "Lick your thing"
- "Pound your piston"
- "Ride my sexy consultant"

....interesting

"Stroke her poor poor canteloupe" :o
"Connect her long nice consultant"
"Suck her fuzzy long buttons"

I've already added the verb 'fuck' and the noun 'buttsex.' This is going to keep me entertained for hours.

"Kill an over rated consultant"
"Suck the boss"

So... Murder and sexual harassment. I'm scared.
The voices told me to do it!

Ride my cat.



I WILL DO NO SUCH THING.

That is WRONG on soooo many Levels.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

In your end-o!

"Suck my nasty poor thing"

Some of these just dont seem coincidental.

"Suck my sexy doorknob."

Shall I, or does anyone else want to comment?

"Suck my sexy doorknob."

Shall I, or does anyone else want to comment?

I wonder if the included that noun without the door- prefix. Cos it's looking like this is an innuendo machine that now and then spits out non-innuendo phrases.

I've found a Javascript random phrase generator. No idea what it might be good for, but it told me to pound a smelly rooster.

http://www.joejohnson.net/phrase.htm

I have to appreciate her roosters. Weird.

Manipulate her tasty penguin
Suck some disruptive inferior stairs
Suck her hairy bucket
Cover some under nourished over rated gum drops
Stroke the long silly cantelope

Kiss my over-rated umbrella

You got ones that make sense(kind of)!

How on earth did Ifreann reply to my message, before I even posted it? Now that's creepy...

How on earth did Ifreann reply to my message, before I even posted it? Now that's creepy...

Timewarp. Or Ifreann traveled back in time to Enter a fine code. Could also be that you're too slow, you may want to Recharge your lousy computer or Kiss your inferior router!

Or just Eat a snake, whatever.

"Lick my choppy vendor."

Kinky.

Kiss your lovely rug

O.o

Edit: And, perhaps, stranger:

"Pet my silly willies"

Refrigerate Her Round Umbrella
Love the Silly Sexy Rings
Dial Her Fish
Master Your Printer
Cover the Shoes
Have Her Disruptive Computers
Cover Your Under Nourished Cats
Design Some Fuzzy Bedposts
Buy Her Fuzzy Noses
Invent Your Lavender Door Knobs
Manipulate Her Former Over Rated Sneaker
Emulate My Pie

All right, a whole album's worth of song titles.

"Love your disruptive round domain name"

Wha...?
---
"Connect the cats"

I think I will.
---
"Smell the receptacle"

No thanks, I'm good.
---
"Emulate your inferior armpit"

I would but we're not on speaking terms at the moment.
---
"Refrigerate your fuzzy fine cantelope"

...:confused:
---
"Pet her silly peanut"

Umm, ok
---
"Pound my forking fine chicken coop"

But I'm tired
---
"Connect your wind blown forking bedpost"

Damn these Ikea instruction!

Refrigerate Her Round Umbrella
Love the Silly Sexy Rings
Dial Her Fish
Master Your Printer
Cover the Shoes
Have Her Disruptive Computers
Cover Your Under Nourished Cats
Design Some Fuzzy Bedposts
Buy Her Fuzzy Noses
Invent Your Lavender Door Knobs
Manipulate Her Former Over Rated Sneaker
Emulate My Pie

All right, a whole album's worth of song titles.

You should probably add "Lick my wind blown mole" to the list. God that would either be the best album ever or the worst compile of shit in the history of man. You could call it "Plan 13 From Outer Space"

Lick my under nourished over heated bucket

lol :D

Stroke some tasty shirts
Stroke the nice hairy pie
Contact my knives
Integrate the long umbrellas
Meet the yellow cantelope
Cover my little penguins
Integrate her disruptive lovely oyster
Kiss my over heated penguins
Consume the under nourished long knife
Appreciate my disruptive bedpost
Kill her inferior noses
Bite a wind blown under nourished HTML
Stroke a nice rug
Pound the consultants
Pet some tasty pinkies

Eat her fuzzy pie
Love her bedpost
Stroke my tasty doorknob
Appreciate her thing
Suck her dog
Suck my overflowing pretty buttons

Weird. Its an innuendo generator.

but this is better.
Fuck the agency

A poem by Ruffy

Install an incredible ring
Her dingaling goes chaching.
Contact a nice computer
As though I can comute her?

Eat the rings
Sorrow! Sorrow! Sings the man with big ears.
Admire my angry little consultants
Fore they will eat you if you don't.

Meet my domain name
Meet my domain name
Meet my domain name

Confront the disruptive gorillas
Tell them stories of anger.
Feed her lovely roosters
Honour your mother's wishes.

Lick her sneaker
Program my elbows
Love your printer
Emulate her elevators

The end.

*bows*

Meet her tasty mole?

wtf is that..whew

Calculate my hairy yellow code.

EDIT: Warp his smelly former post. :p

I've found a Javascript random phrase generator. No idea what it might be good for, but it told me to pound a smelly rooster.

http://www.joejohnson.net/phrase.htm


Meet her tasty mole?

wtf is that..whew

Manipulate my lovely lavender fainting goats.

:eek: gettin dirty with goats. hmmmm.

"Kill an over rated consultant"
"Suck the boss"

The voices told me to do it!
Oh i Do that all th3 tinn3

I put in my name for a laugh.
I'm not laughing anymore.
"Stroke the orla".
And Phrases of such content. :(

:Emulate my knife:

then I messed with the settings and got

:Obliterate my wind blown nasty receptacle:

and a favorite

:Lick her receptacle:

"Meet her long keyboard"

...uh...

While we're on about random generators, here's a great one for making excuses:

http://www.onlinegamingzone.com/randomexcusemachine.html

My first one was: I'd love to, but I have to "watch my demented underpants."
Scary. So appropriate.

While we're on about random generators, here's a great one for making excuses:

http://www.onlinegamingzone.com/randomexcusemachine.html

My first one was: I'd love to, but I have to "watch my demented underpants."
Scary. So appropriate.


mine was: I'd love to but I have to bury my husky prisoner!

lol

and then

"wrestle my upset sausage"

intergrate your armpit.

What the hell is that suppose to mean?! :confused:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/a/6/8/a68014a267c9e7ec058affc9f338d7f2.pngyour armpit dx

But what function has your armpit as its derivative?

I got:

"Eat my squishy sister"

*shudders*

While we're on about random generators, here's a great one for making excuses:

http://www.onlinegamingzone.com/randomexcusemachine.html

My first one was: I'd love to, but I have to "watch my demented underpants."
Scary. So appropriate.

not so random, i think, i got the same as yours on my first try.

then i got "waste my angry liver"

aside: take THAT liver!! and THAT and THAT and THAT!! evil liver!

Have some hairy bedposts

Okay, why not? :)

now i have to "lose my crazy pills".

right, i'm off, i can hear the men in white coats breaking down my front door.

but i still have to "climb my huge sausage".

Lick her fuzzy lovely rug

And I did...

Contact my disruptive overprotective grandmother ...
No thanks. Little old ladies sitting around in a sewing circle scare me.

Manipulate her doorknob
Is that something I can buy at the Home Depot? I don't think she has one, but if there's instructions I'll install it.

Eat a vendor
You mean one of those guys from the baseball game? That's junk food, and I'm trying to lose some weight man!

Ride her tasty thing
Wait ..... how do you know it's tasty ..... *eyes suspiciously*

Install my over rated disruptive weasel.

Yeah, baby.

Calculate my fuzzy pistons!

Emulate a hard piston.

:)

Connect my inferior peanuts? :confused:

Stroke the fuzzy umbrella

I feel dirty. :(

Connect my inferior peanuts? :confused:

lol. That's not half as bad as: 'pound your inferior peanuts' I mean really, since when were they inferior? *goes off to cry*

WOW! http://www.joejohnson.net/phrase.htm

"Kill my tasty umbrella"

"Kill my tasty umbrella"

Nice

Manipulate my fuzzy disruptive buttons

I have been informed to Smell my Lavender Penguins.

"Install the little long fish"

:eek: That is just weird.

While we're on about random generators, here's a great one for making excuses:

http://www.onlinegamingzone.com/randomexcusemachine.html

My first one was: I'd love to, but I have to "watch my demented underpants."
Scary. So appropriate.

I got "shave my inbred waffle"... O.o

While we're on about random generators, here's a great one for making excuses:

http://www.onlinegamingzone.com/randomexcusemachine.html

My first one was: I'd love to, but I have to "watch my demented underpants."
Scary. So appropriate.

"I'd love to but I have to jump my demented monkey."

Eat her hairy pie
Suck her angry router
Cover her tasty interface
Eat the little hard fish
Dial her fuzzy hard elevator
Rub the wind blown pinkies
Master her tasty cantelope
Dial her pretty thing
Rub the peanut
Stroke your hard dilemma
Engage the little buttons
Bite her bedpost
Stroke my little weasel
Confront your poor snake
Pound her lovely receptacle
Love the hairy piston

I would, if I could - but I don't, so I won't! :D

Enter the lavender pinguins - This sounds like straight out of some weird Broadway musical! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/pingus.gif

Anyway, the best I got so far (without relating to sex in my mind):
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HaveTheCode.jpg
I guess it's always good to have the code.

I am to "refrigerate her little website". How instructive.

Lick the boss.
LICK THE BOSS?
I feel violated.

I'd really love to stick around a little longer but I can't because I have to spank my frantic monkey. (Don't look at me: It's what the random excuse machine said!)

Pound her wind blown under nourished penguin.

Cut her sexy over-flowing rug.

Fuck your hairy nasty oyster.

Get her gorillas.

Lots of strange things there. I ROFL'd liberally.

"Emulate her former lavender mole"

ok...wtf?

Pound her wind blown under nourished penguin.
Her penguin is under nourished?
I'd never allow that to happen.:eek: :(
*Feeds the penguin*

I got:

"Eat my squishy sister"

*shudders*
Ewwww...
While we're on about random generators, here's a great one for making excuses:

http://www.onlinegamingzone.com/randomexcusemachine.html

My first one was: I'd love to, but I have to "watch my demented underpants."
Scary. So appropriate.
I'd really love to (Unpleasant task here) but i can't because i have to ...
drink my burnt cat.
1/10 at best.:rolleyes:

revive my yiddish drealocks
1/10
drive my hugh muffin
3/10
Climb my homesick grandpa
5/10
Jump my inbreed mom
7/10
Scratch my missing money
1/10

Me no likey.:(

Meet the little printer

a few ones i got:

Love your little fine consultants---what are you calling little?
Emulate her lovely smelly armpit--- ewww smelly
Kill her dog ----WTF?
Kiss your disruptive tasty cats----beastiality much?
Kill a former consultant---- :eek:
Contain my sexy computer :D
Pound the snake -----I did that before I logged on to NS
Refrigerate my gorillas------:confused:
Pet her hard door knobs----oh i will :)

Lick my rug




































































































...

I'd really love to hang out but I can't because I have to..

.. study my huge dog.
.. thwart my broken weasel.
.. cuddle my frozen gumbo.
.. paint my frozen wart.
.. bury my filthy ego.
.. bathe my scary keyboard.
.. twist my filthy wart.
.. hypnotize my dead aunt.
.. scratch my gassy grandpa.
.. eat my crazy mom.
.. loosen my frumpy sausage.
.. revive my burnt grandpa.
.. :eek:

"Meet my sexy wind blown armpits"

I think Borat said that.

Manipulate her pie



My wife is now happy.

Ride her chicken coop


I like the sound of that :p

Meet my phone.
Adore her nasty sexy fish.
Pound the inferior shoe.
Feed my nasty dog.
Eat an over heated pie.
Lick my code.

Meet my phone.
Adore her nasty sexy fish.
Pound the inferior shoe.
Feed my nasty dog.
Eat an over heated pie.
Lick my code.
Cut the receptacle.
Master my round peanuts.
Emulate my knives.
Emulate my disruptive incredible knives.
Invent the consultants.
Enter her undernourished hard shoe.
Refrigerate my data.
Smell her incredible forking elbows.
Install your computers.
Kill some elbows.
Cover some buttons.
Rub the keyboard.
Bite some incredible elbows.
Feed the pinkies.
Ride my dogs.
cut the pretty cats.

These all sucked.

Pound her nasty penguin.

Whoa.

Also, Stroke my tasty long pie.

Pound my poor fluffles. (I added "fluffles", "fluffle spam" and others)
Rub the feminine stairs. (I also added "feminine")
Kill her feminine consultants.
Stroke my sexy fluffles.
Sleep with the former rings.
Sleep with the incredible wind blown fluffle spam.

:D

Kiss my fluffle spam.

Pet her hairy data.

Suck her boss. :eek:

Sleep with her shirt.

Sleep with my silly pie.

Pound her nasty penguin.

Whoa.

Also, Stroke my tasty long pie.

:eek: Omeegewd!!1111!!!!!one!!!!11382718938!!!!1q

>.> *takes shelter* <.<