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## 29 year old preteen tricks sex offenders.

IL Ruffino
20-01-2007, 16:12
Meh.
Drunk commies deleted
20-01-2007, 16:13
So this guy who obviously doesn't look like a kid conned two sex offenders into believing he's a 12 year old. He moved in with them and they even tried to enroll him in a charter school. The police suspect that the 29 year old preteen was going to be used to troll for real kids. http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/39244.php

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read. Thought I'd share it with NS. Anyway, what should these freaks be charged with if anything?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
20-01-2007, 16:21
"They were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said, referring to the two men.
I wonder if they had to seperate the men using fire crackers and a water hose after they found out his real age?
Dinaverg
20-01-2007, 16:24
I wonder if they had to seperate the men using fire crackers and a water hose after they found out his real age?

(b^_^)b
Johnny B Goode
20-01-2007, 16:27
So this guy who obviously doesn't look like a kid conned two sex offenders into believing he's a 12 year old. He moved in with them and they even tried to enroll him in a charter school. The police suspect that the 29 year old preteen was going to be used to troll for real kids. http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/39244.php

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read. Thought I'd share it with NS. Anyway, what should these freaks be charged with if anything?

How the hell did he do that?
Myrmidonisia
20-01-2007, 16:56
So this guy who obviously doesn't look like a kid conned two sex offenders into believing he's a 12 year old. He moved in with them and they even tried to enroll him in a charter school. The police suspect that the 29 year old preteen was going to be used to troll for real kids. http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/39244.php

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read. Thought I'd share it with NS. Anyway, what should these freaks be charged with if anything?

Pedophiles just ain't what they used to be.
JuNii
20-01-2007, 17:34
"They were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said, referring to the two men.:p

Sigh... I wonder if Vice officers tire of that old excuse... "But officer, He told me he was 12, I didn't know he was 29"
JuNii
20-01-2007, 17:34
Pedophiles just ain't what they used to be.

didn't you know... 29 is the new 12! :p
Sominium Effectus
20-01-2007, 17:39
This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read.

Hell, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in the news in my life. This is absolutely horrible.
Katganistan
20-01-2007, 19:02
I wonder if they had to seperate the men using fire crackers and a water hose after they found out his real age?

Maybe they didn't realize he was 29 because he was wearing a panda suit.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-01-2007, 21:11
"Wow! That kid is hung like a donkey!"

:D
Maraque
20-01-2007, 21:17
The only thing that comes to mind is "WTF" :eek:
Zilam
20-01-2007, 21:21
Dang. Well I have to scratch this idea off my list of things to do before I reach 30.
JuNii
20-01-2007, 22:01
I wonder if they had to seperate the men using fire crackers and a water hose after they found out his real age?Maybe they didn't realize he was 29 because he was wearing a panda suit.nah, he just walked around backwards.
Luporum
20-01-2007, 22:13
Pedo bear must be rolling in his cave right about now.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-01-2007, 04:59
nah, he just walked around backwards.
You'd think the two men would have gotten suspicious when they noticed that the "kid" kept leaving the droppings of attractive 12 year-olds lying around the bedroom.
Ginnoria
21-01-2007, 06:59
So this guy who obviously doesn't look like a kid conned two sex offenders into believing he's a 12 year old. He moved in with them and they even tried to enroll him in a charter school. The police suspect that the 29 year old preteen was going to be used to troll for real kids. http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/39244.php

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read. Thought I'd share it with NS. Anyway, what should these freaks be charged with if anything?

Apparently their pedometers were malfunctioning.

*Collapses in hysteria over own wit before realizing joke was unfunny*
Demented Hamsters
21-01-2007, 07:01
Thing is: What the hell can the Police charge them with?
Myopia?
Desperation?
Being dumb fucks?
Posi
21-01-2007, 07:15
I love DCD threads.
Daistallia 2104
21-01-2007, 07:28
How the hell did he do that?

If you can't bother to actually read the article, why should others be expected to do it for you and tell you what it says?
The Scandinvans
21-01-2007, 07:30
Pedo bear must be rolling in his cave right about now.I am trying to remeber I think I saw something about a little cartoon bear when I typed in on bear attacks on youtube, was that him or just the smarter then your average bear?
Vault 10
21-01-2007, 09:15
I am trying to remeber I think I saw something about a little cartoon bear when I typed in on bear attacks on youtube, was that him or just the smarter then your average bear?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pedobear


A particularly distinctive photo: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/95/1155557382605.jpg
Harlesburg
21-01-2007, 09:23
Charge the 29 year old with fraud and the two dumb arses with wasting police time.
Vault 10
21-01-2007, 09:49
Charge the 29 year old with fraud and the two dumb arses with wasting police time.
Better convince and publicly execute him for faggotry.

Yes. That'll do it!
Poglavnik
21-01-2007, 11:11
Can you imagine this pedos on the couch?
"I am so confused... I like BOYS I know that, but he... he was so attractive... he is a man and... I know I'm not gay... I'm pedo I swear! But... when he said he is 12 I belived him and... oh god he was so attractive..."