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Meh.

So this guy who obviously doesn't look like a kid conned two sex offenders into believing he's a 12 year old. He moved in with them and they even tried to enroll him in a charter school. The police suspect that the 29 year old preteen was going to be used to troll for real kids. http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/39244.php

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read. Thought I'd share it with NS. Anyway, what should these freaks be charged with if anything?

"They were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said, referring to the two men.
I wonder if they had to seperate the men using fire crackers and a water hose after they found out his real age?

I wonder if they had to seperate the men using fire crackers and a water hose after they found out his real age?

(b^_^)b

So this guy who obviously doesn't look like a kid conned two sex offenders into believing he's a 12 year old. He moved in with them and they even tried to enroll him in a charter school. The police suspect that the 29 year old preteen was going to be used to troll for real kids. http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/39244.php

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read. Thought I'd share it with NS. Anyway, what should these freaks be charged with if anything?

How the hell did he do that?

So this guy who obviously doesn't look like a kid conned two sex offenders into believing he's a 12 year old. He moved in with them and they even tried to enroll him in a charter school. The police suspect that the 29 year old preteen was going to be used to troll for real kids. http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/39244.php

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read. Thought I'd share it with NS. Anyway, what should these freaks be charged with if anything?

Pedophiles just ain't what they used to be.

"They were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said, referring to the two men.:p

Sigh... I wonder if Vice officers tire of that old excuse... "But officer, He told me he was 12, I didn't know he was 29"

Pedophiles just ain't what they used to be.

didn't you know... 29 is the new 12! :p

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read.

Hell, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in the news in my life. This is absolutely horrible.

I wonder if they had to seperate the men using fire crackers and a water hose after they found out his real age?

Maybe they didn't realize he was 29 because he was wearing a panda suit.

"Wow! That kid is hung like a donkey!"

:D

The only thing that comes to mind is "WTF" :eek:

Dang. Well I have to scratch this idea off my list of things to do before I reach 30.

I wonder if they had to seperate the men using fire crackers and a water hose after they found out his real age?Maybe they didn't realize he was 29 because he was wearing a panda suit.nah, he just walked around backwards.

Pedo bear must be rolling in his cave right about now.

nah, he just walked around backwards.
You'd think the two men would have gotten suspicious when they noticed that the "kid" kept leaving the droppings of attractive 12 year-olds lying around the bedroom.

So this guy who obviously doesn't look like a kid conned two sex offenders into believing he's a 12 year old. He moved in with them and they even tried to enroll him in a charter school. The police suspect that the 29 year old preteen was going to be used to troll for real kids. http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/39244.php

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read. Thought I'd share it with NS. Anyway, what should these freaks be charged with if anything?

Apparently their pedometers were malfunctioning.

*Collapses in hysteria over own wit before realizing joke was unfunny*

Thing is: What the hell can the Police charge them with?
Myopia?
Desperation?
Being dumb fucks?

I love DCD threads.

How the hell did he do that?

If you can't bother to actually read the article, why should others be expected to do it for you and tell you what it says?

Pedo bear must be rolling in his cave right about now.I am trying to remeber I think I saw something about a little cartoon bear when I typed in on bear attacks on youtube, was that him or just the smarter then your average bear?

I am trying to remeber I think I saw something about a little cartoon bear when I typed in on bear attacks on youtube, was that him or just the smarter then your average bear?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pedobear


A particularly distinctive photo: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/95/1155557382605.jpg

Charge the 29 year old with fraud and the two dumb arses with wasting police time.

Charge the 29 year old with fraud and the two dumb arses with wasting police time.
Better convince and publicly execute him for faggotry.

Yes. That'll do it!

Can you imagine this pedos on the couch?
"I am so confused... I like BOYS I know that, but he... he was so attractive... he is a man and... I know I'm not gay... I'm pedo I swear! But... when he said he is 12 I belived him and... oh god he was so attractive..."