What a Dirty Trick!
Anti-Social Darwinism
20-01-2007, 04:50
Scamming the Horny Panda: One trick that zookeepers have used to get male pandas interested in mating with dowdier females (according to a December dispatch from Sichuan, China, in Australia's The Age) is to let an attractive female roam around a pen, leaving her scent, and then, in darkness, with the male in the pen and frisky at the scent, to introduce the less attractive female into the pen, back-end first, so that the pre-excited male will quickly begin copulating. Said zookeeper Zhang Hemin, "When the males find out (that they've just mated with unintended partners), they get very angry and start fighting the female. We have had to use firecrackers and a water hose to separate them." [The Age (Melbourne), 12-17-06]
Proggresica
20-01-2007, 04:59
lmao. That is gold.
Dryks Legacy
20-01-2007, 05:37
Wasn't there a thread about this a few weeks back?
Iztatepopotla
20-01-2007, 06:00
They should just give them beer.
JiangGuo
20-01-2007, 06:45
So waking up the morning after next to a female who you don't know isn't just a human affliction? LOL!
Andaras Prime
20-01-2007, 06:47
Panda: WTF! Who are you!
South Lizasauria
20-01-2007, 07:44
Talk about animal cruelty...:(
The Asp Meridian
20-01-2007, 13:33
So he thinks he's having sex with a fuzzy rock or is he just too stupid to realize that it's another panda?
Kahanistan
20-01-2007, 13:37
Oh, he knows it's a panda, he just thinks it's the cute one who left her scent all over the place the day before.
Come to think of it, what do male pandas find attractive? Pandas all look the same to me.
Underdownia
20-01-2007, 13:37
Ridiculous. We all know that one of the zookeepers should have dressed up as a panda and romanced the female panda to make the male one jealous and more interested:rolleyes:
The Asp Meridian
20-01-2007, 13:37
Well, one may have fur that's a tad bit shorter.
The Asp Meridian
20-01-2007, 13:38
Panda: What the- Your fur is an inch long! I wanted that half-inch panda! Bitch!
Necronomika
20-01-2007, 13:51
And how did he know it was the cute panda that left the scent...
Germanalasia
20-01-2007, 13:59
And how did he know it was the cute panda that left the scent...
He didn't, that's the point. That's why he leaped in head first and the first female panda he saw - he was so dying to copulate with this other one that as soon as a panda appeared, in he went.
*sigh* Not thinking of the consequences. I bet he's never been to his family planning clinic.
The Blaatschapen
20-01-2007, 15:14
So this means that also in other species the brain will be not be working in men because the blood flowed somewhere else? :D
Iztatepopotla
20-01-2007, 21:30
So he thinks he's having sex with a fuzzy rock or is he just too stupid to realize that it's another panda?
Once it's in, all pandas feel the same.