I have a problem...
I'm using firefox, and the first post appears above the OP, instead of below it...
Welcome to the wonderful world of Jolt. In their servers, TIME KILLS YOU.
Drunk commies deleted
19-01-2007, 23:56
I'm using firefox, and the first post appears above the OP, instead of below it...
It's happening to everyone. I'm using IE7 and I get the same thing.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Jolt. In their servers, TIME KILLS YOU.
Really? Normally jolt just crashes. This one's more interesting.
And I'm wrong, the posts are just out of order period. I've got like the third poster quoting the last poster, etc, etc.
Morganatron
19-01-2007, 23:58
When the clocks on the four Jolt cluster servers get out of sync for a while, post order gets shuffled. There's not a damn thing we can do about it afterwards.
From the Technical forum.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=514961
Whereyouthinkyougoing
19-01-2007, 23:58
I'm using firefox, and the first post appears above the OP, instead of below it...
Look in any of the threads ever since yesterday (and partly even before that) and you'll see that it's the same everywhere, not only with the OP, and that there are lots of posts talking about the time warp.
Potarius
20-01-2007, 00:01
Come on, guys... What's the problem? Time warps are funny, and give way to Rocky Horror Picture Show references that would otherwise never get to be used!
Now put your hand on your hip!
Morganatron
20-01-2007, 00:02
Come on, guys... What's the problem? Time warps are funny, and give way to Rocky Horror Picture Show references that would otherwise never get to be used!
Now put your hand on your hip!
"It's Sarandon wrap!" :D
From the Technical forum.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=514961
Hmm... let's take a look at those clocks.
http://www.drbacchus.com/images/clock.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/janelrene/.Public/Blog%20Photos/fourhour.jpg
http://www.baronbob.com/roosteralarmclock2.jpg
http://www.baronbob.com/backwardsclock.jpg
Yep... looks about right. :D
Morganatron
20-01-2007, 00:08
Hmm... let's take a look at those clocks.
Yep... looks about right. :D
Dear lord, I think I just LOL'd. :D
Kryozerkia
20-01-2007, 00:10
In Soviet Russia, normal are the Jolt forums!
Snafturi
20-01-2007, 00:23
In Soviet Russia, normal are the Jolt forums!
That's the best thing I've read all day.
Dear lord, I think I just LOL'd. :D
All in a day's work... :)
Ginnoria
20-01-2007, 00:30
According to the laws of physics, as an object's speed approaches c (the speed of light) the rate at which time passes for that object decreases. Presumably, once the speed exceeds c, time will progress in a negative direction.
This means that we have a number of posters who are able to post at a speed exceeding the speed of light.
There is a way to short-circuit this process to reduce the needed speed to a mere 80 miles per hour, but it requires plutonium and a device known as a flux capacitor.
Morganatron
20-01-2007, 00:38
According to the laws of physics, as an object's speed approaches c (the speed of light) the rate at which time passes for that object decreases. Presumably, once the speed exceeds c, time will progress in a negative direction.
This means that we have a number of posters who are able to post at a speed exceeding the speed of light.
There is a way to short-circuit this process to reduce the needed speed to a mere 80 miles per hour, but it requires plutonium and a device known as a flux capacitor.
Great Scott!!!!!
http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams01/bttf/img062a.jpg
Great, now I have my name on a deleted thread called "The Lower Classes: Ignorant and Uneducated People" because of this.
Great, now I have my name on a deleted thread called "The Lower Classes: Ignorant and Uneducated People" because of this.
Ahaha, that's teh suck.
Johnny B Goode
20-01-2007, 00:54
According to the laws of physics, as an object's speed approaches c (the speed of light) the rate at which time passes for that object decreases. Presumably, once the speed exceeds c, time will progress in a negative direction.
This means that we have a number of posters who are able to post at a speed exceeding the speed of light.
There is a way to short-circuit this process to reduce the needed speed to a mere 80 miles per hour, but it requires plutonium and a device known as a flux capacitor.
It's 88 miles per hour. It laso requires Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox.
Ginnoria
20-01-2007, 00:56
It's 88 miles per hour. It laso requires Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox.
Right ... it's been a while since I've seen the videotape recordings of their experiments.
It's 88 miles per hour. It laso requires Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox.
Listen, I feel his pain, put I do not want a guy whose arms twitch driving a car.
They would never get away with the whole plutonium and terriosts thing nowadays.