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I typed "Star Whores" into google and got a hit on IMDB. It's a porno made in 2000. At the bottom of the page it says

If you like this title, we also recommend...

"The Amazing Race" (2001)


The Amazing Race is a TV show about White people (I'm guessing from the title) who have to race around the world. What does that have to do with porn?

Eh... IMDb is basically Wikipedia, except for that fact that it's devoted to one of the most arcane types of info (100,000s of actors, roles, movie trivia, awards, etc., stretching back decades), and with terrible moderation.

Every clever phrase I could think of to answer this, disgusts even me in its lowness and implications. And Amazing race isnt about white people, even deliberately so.

If it's about an amazing race who else can they be talking about?

Why doe Santa Claus Conquers the Martians recommend Transformers: The Movie?

Every clever phrase I could think of to answer this, disgusts even me in its lowness and implications. And Amazing race isnt about white people, even deliberately so.

If it's about an amazing race who else can they be talking about?

How about black people? Could they be amazing too?

How about black people? Could they be amazing too?

Not when I'm pretending to be racist they can't.

Not when I'm pretending to be racist they can't.

Suppose I told you that I had a black friend who read this thread, and wanted so much to be as amazing as a white person. But then he read this post and was disappointed.

I used to think that Amazing Race wasn't a racist show. And then I saw the family edition, in which the family called the 'Black Family' (okay, that was their last name, but even so!) was eliminated first.

Suppose I told you that I had a black friend who read this thread, and wanted so much to be as amazing as a white person. But then he read this post and was disappointed.

Then I'd say your black friend has a self esteem problem. I recommend watching "I'm gonna git you sucka" to learn how to be a black hero.

Then I'd say your black friend has a self esteem problem. I recommend watching "I'm gonna git you sucka" to learn how to be a black hero.

Ok, I'll tell him.

Ok, I'll tell him.

How do you talk to an imaginary person invented for the purposes of an argument?



And please, please, please get him to watch it.

I'm more interested in knowing what Drunk commies deleted was searching for when he typed "star whores" into google.

Was he looking for pictures of Paris Hilton? Inter-Galactic prostitutes? Alien sluts?

I'm more interested in knowing what Drunk commies deleted was searching for when he typed "star whores" into google.

Was he looking for pictures of Paris Hilton? Inter-Galactic prostitutes? Alien sluts?

No, just reviews of porn moives.

I typed "Star Whores" into google and got a hit on IMDB. It's a porno made in 2000. At the bottom of the page it says



The Amazing Race is a TV show about White people (I'm guessing from the title) who have to race around the world. What does that have to do with porn?

I hear "Star Whores" could have done without that JarJar character.

I hear "Star Whores" could have done without that JarJar character.


Yeah.. but you gotta admire that dude that played "Oh He's Hung Kenobi"

I'm more interested in knowing what Drunk commies deleted was searching for when he typed "star whores" into google.

Was he looking for pictures of Paris Hilton? Inter-Galactic prostitutes? Alien sluts?

No, just reviews of porn moives.

Yeah, how else are we to know which ones we should spend our time on?

How do you talk to an imaginary person invented for the purposes of an argument?



And please, please, please get him to watch it.

Are you trying to say that all black people are imaginary? How cruel.

Are you trying to say that all black people are imaginary? How cruel.

I don't know about him but some of my closest friends are imaginary black people.

I don't know about him but some of my closest friends are imaginary black people.

I'm sorry, but the thought of freedom for imaginary black people appalls me.

I'm sorry, but the thought of freedom for imaginary black people appalls me.

Well, at least you can agree that we shouldn't round them up and put them in thought camps?

I don't know about him but some of my closest friends are imaginary black people.

Better than imaginary mexicans.

No, just reviews of porn moives.

You read reviews before watching porn :eek:

Did you find any good ones..:p

Eh... IMDb is basically Wikipedia, except for that fact that it's devoted to one of the most arcane types of info (100,000s of actors, roles, movie trivia, awards, etc., stretching back decades), and with terrible moderation.

IMDB is aweful. You can threaten to kill people and not get banned.

Why are you posting titles like OceanDrive all of a sudden?

So he can't find his threads.

Why are you posting titles like OceanDrive all of a sudden?

I wondered that myself..

Well after I wondered why he was googling Star Whores. Jesse Jane's "Pirates" Was a FAR better flick if I do say so myself.

Just to confuse Occeandrive2. I think he marks his threads so he can find them easier. By marking my threads the same way it makes him have to work just a little harder.

That's extrodinarily petty.

But, of course, I approve. ;)

Why are you posting titles like OceanDrive all of a sudden?

Just to confuse Occeandrive2. I think he marks his threads so he can find them easier. By marking my threads the same way it makes him have to work just a little harder.

If it's about an amazing race who else can they be talking about?
The Chinese, most definitely. What other race is willing to bend space and time in order to sell $8 worth of oversalted noodles and pork at 9 PM?

I typed "Star Whores" into google and got a hit on IMDB. It's a porno made in 2000. At the bottom of the page it says



The Amazing Race is a TV show about White people (I'm guessing from the title) who have to race around the world. What does that have to do with porn?

It has nothing to do with "White people". It has to do with people chasing around the world to get to the finish line first. Duh.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0285335/Ss/0285335/2q.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0285335

It is probably based on an old movie, "The Great Race," with a similar premise: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059243/plotsummary

I used to think that Amazing Race wasn't a racist show. And then I saw the family edition, in which the family called the 'Black Family' (okay, that was their last name, but even so!) was eliminated first.

the cool thing about the amazing race is that no one votes anyone out. the black family lost fair and square. there is no penalty in this contest for being too good to be kept around.

Why doe Santa Claus Conquers the Martians recommend Transformers: The Movie?

Actually, I think that one makes sense, but in that direction only.

Anyone that likes Santa Claus Conquers the Martians WILL like Transformers: The Movie. But the opposite is not true, not everyone that likes Transformers: The Movie will like Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. My theory can be disproven by finding someone that likes Santa Claus Conquers the Martians but does not like Transformers: The Movie. ;)

The funnier thing is I thought I made up the name "Star Whores" when I was lying to my mom about this non-existant Star Wars parody and wanted to use all the curse/bad words a knew...