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Choose a Generalite, then explain what you think they do on a daily basis.

I shall choose WYTYG.

She wakes up at 10am every morning with chocolate smeared all over her face from the night before. She then sits up and looks at the laptop wondering if it's worth it to log on and check out the forums, but then she remembers she needs to pee.

She goes to pee, then makes a lame ass breakfast, hurries to the couch and turns on her laptop. She comes on here for an hour, then goes out to buy food.

When she gets home, she returns to the messy couch, and gets back on NSG.

Thirteen Hours Later...

She notices she's been on here all day and that it is now 4am, and she has work. She stays on NSG for thirty minutes, then goes to bed.

Johnny B Goode:
Wake up
Fap
Go to school
Fap
Come home
Fap
Look at porn
Fap
Fap
Fap
Post on NSG while waiting for porn to load
Fap
Play some iSketch
Fap
More porn
Fap
Go to bed
Fap
Sleep
Sleep-fap

Johnny B Goode:
Wake up
Fap
Go to school
Fap
Come home
Fap
Look at porn
Fap
Fap
Fap
Post on NSG while waiting for porn to load
Fap
Play some iSketch
Fap
More porn
Fap
Go to bed
Fap
Sleep
Sleep-fap

Ouch...

Johnny B Goode:
Wake up
Fap
Go to school
Fap
Come home
Fap
Look at porn
Fap
Fap
Fap
Post on NSG while waiting for porn to load
Fap
Play some iSketch
Fap
More porn
Fap
Go to bed
Fap
Sleep
Sleep-fap

Cheater. That applies to everyone here.

Cheater. That applies to everyone here.

Not so, we don't all go to school.

Choose a Generalite, then explain what you think they do on a daily basis.

I shall choose WYTYG.

She wakes up at 10am every morning with chocolate smeared all over her face from the night before. She then sits up and looks at the laptop wondering if it's worth it to log on and check out the forums, but then she remembers she needs to pee.

She goes to pee, then makes a lame ass breakfast, hurries to the couch and turns on her laptop. She comes on here for an hour, then goes out to buy food.

When she gets home, she returns to the messy couch, and gets back on NSG.

Thirteen Hours Later...

She notices she's been on here all day and that it is now 4am, and she has work. She stays on NSG for thirty minutes, then goes to bed.

You honestly think I get up at 10am every morning?

Aaaaaahahahaha...


:p

Fine. Noon.

Aaaaaahahahaha...


:p

You honestly think I get up at 10am every morning?

Aaaaaahahahaha...


:p

she didn't deny the rest I note.

she didn't deny the rest I note.ORLY? Ah, the smell of unbridled intelligence in the evening... :rolleyes: :p ;)

You honestly think I get up at 10am every morning?

Aaaaaahahahaha...


:p

Fine. Noon.

Ruffy:
1.Get up
2.Log on NS
3.Log off.
4.Go to sleep.
5.While sleeping, yell "OOOOOOOH, COOOKIEEEESSS!" really, REALLY loud.
6.Repeat.

Ruffy:
1.Get up
2.Log on NS
3.Log off.
4.Go to sleep.
5.While sleeping, yell "OOOOOOOH, COOOKIEEEESSS!" really, REALLY loud.
6.Repeat.

Who actually logs off NS? You have to go all the way to the bottom of the jolt forums frontpage to get to the log off button.

Who actually logs off NS? You have to go all the way to the bottom of the jolt forums frontpage to get to the log off button.

Or you could just use the "LogOut" button in the top right hand corner of every forum page.

But yeah, where would be the fun in that? ;)

Or you could just use the "LogOut" button in the top right hand corner of every forum page.

But yeah, where would be the fun in that? ;)

:eek: I've never noticed that before.

Waking up at 11am, the often naked Zilam has to push off the dozen or so groupies off his bed. "Hey poontang, get out of here before you suck my life dry" He bellows out.

at approximately 11:30 of every morning, after a quick shower, the handsome, chisled Zilam stares at his God-like body in the mirror for at least a half an hour.

After stroking his ego, the great Zilam suits up and goes off into the real world. As he leaves his room, he has to endure the thousands of fans lined up waiting to see him. After singing women's breasts and kissing a few babies, he makes his way to his classes where he is treated rightly as a King, and the professors worship his almighty intellect. After a long day at school, Zilam goes back to his room where the women are still lined up waiting to have a chance to get to spend the night with him. After careful selection, Zilam chooses the best grade women, and they go into his room, where barry white can be heard playing in the background.

The End.

And I SWEAR I am not Zilam's puppet ;)

You missed the bit where Zilam graces NSG with his prescence.

Waking up at 11am, the often naked Zilam has to push off the dozen or so groupies off his bed. "Hey poontang, get out of here before you suck my life dry" He bellows out.

at approximately 11:30 of every morning, after a quick shower, the handsome, chisled Zilam stares at his God-like body in the mirror for at least a half an hour.

After stroking his ego, the great Zilam suits up and goes off into the real world. As he leaves his room, he has to endure the thousands of fans lined up waiting to see him. After singing women's breasts and kissing a few babies, he makes his way to his classes where he is treated rightly as a King, and the professors worship his almighty intellect. After a long day at school, Zilam goes back to his room where the women are still lined up waiting to have a chance to get to spend the night with him. After careful selection, Zilam chooses the best grade women, and they go into his room, where barry white can be heard playing in the background.

The End.

And I SWEAR I am not Zilam's puppet ;)

After singing women's breasts

so that’s what wakes me up every morning :mad:

where barry white can be heard playing in the background.

Zombie Barry white :eek: (hiding behind the curtains)

Waking up at 11am, the often naked Zilam has to push off the dozen or so groupies off his bed. "Hey poontang, get out of here before you suck my life dry" He bellows out.

at approximately 11:30 of every morning, after a quick shower, the handsome, chisled Zilam stares at his God-like body in the mirror for at least a half an hour.

After stroking his ego, the great Zilam suits up and goes off into the real world. As he leaves his room, he has to endure the thousands of fans lined up waiting to see him. After singing women's breasts and kissing a few babies, he makes his way to his classes where he is treated rightly as a King, and the professors worship his almighty intellect. After a long day at school, Zilam goes back to his room where the women are still lined up waiting to have a chance to get to spend the night with him. After careful selection, Zilam chooses the best grade women, and they go into his room, where barry white can be heard playing in the background.

The End.

And I SWEAR I am not Zilam's puppet ;)
Smoove (http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/sB/)

After singing women's breasts
And I SWEAR I am not Zilam's puppet ;)

I think the silly boy meant signing (ie im not signing back in to change it :P)

Vetalia:

5 A.M: Wake up, make breakfast, and plug head into his "Eco-knowledgeifiar 3000" for two hours.

7 A.M. Goes to college and screws around because he knows everything.

3 P.M. Comes home, plays some video games, then gets on NSG and edufy everyone for the next several hours.

9 P.M. Goes to sleep while dreaming of electric sheep.

Haha! That's perfect. :D

Vetalia:

5 A.M: Wake up, make breakfast, and plug head into his "Eco-knowledgeifiar 3000" for two hours.

7 A.M. Goes to college and screws around because he knows everything.

3 P.M. Comes home, plays some video games, then gets on NSG and edufy everyone for the next several hours.

9 P.M. Goes to sleep while dreaming of electric sheep.

Chandelier's day

Chandy wakes up every morning with such a bright smile on her face. She looks up at the ceiling to see a picture of Erik. A bigger smiler crosses her face. She rises out of bed to look at all of posters of Erik on her wall. She walks up to the largest on and gives it a big kiss. After she jumps in and out of the shower, she gets dressed and jumps onto her shiny chandelier and swings back and forth for many hours. She goes to school and day dreams about Erik coming to save her from school and the ignorant fools that surround her.

All of a sudden the ceiling above her caves in as Erik rides his wild shiny chandelier into the room to save her from school. They ride off into the sunset to go play isketch.

The end.

PM and Glitzi:

Wake up, at roughly the same time

Call each other

Go to bathroom, shower, eat, etc. while still on phone

Still on phone while Glitz is en route to PM's place

When she gets there *censored for decency's sake*

Spend the next several hours gazing into each other's eyes

Log on to NS together

Forget about NS because *censored again*

Glitz goes home

Go to sleep and dream about each other.

Johnny B Goode:
Wake up
Fap
Go to school
Fap
Come home
Fap
Look at porn
Fap
Fap
Fap
Post on NSG while waiting for porn to load
Fap
Play some iSketch
Fap
More porn
Fap
Go to bed
Fap
Sleep
Sleep-fap

Roflcopter!

You forgot listening to AC/DC.

Vetalia:

5 A.M: Wake up, make breakfast, and plug head into his "Eco-knowledgeifiar 3000" for two hours.

7 A.M. Goes to college and screws around because he knows everything.

3 P.M. Comes home, plays some video games, then gets on NSG and edufy everyone for the next several hours.

9 P.M. Goes to sleep while dreaming of electric sheep.
Terrifyingly accurate.
PM and Glitzi:

Wake up, at roughly the same time

Call each other

Go to bathroom, shower, eat, etc. while still on phone

Still on phone while Glitz is en route to PM's place

When she gets there *censored for decency's sake*

Spend the next several hours gazing into each other's eyes

Log on to NS together

Forget about NS because *censored again*

Glitz goes home

Go to sleep and dream about each other.
:eek: They have waterproof phones?!

Chandelier's day

Chandy wakes up every morning with such a bright smile on her face. She looks up at the ceiling to see a picture of Erik. A bigger smiler crosses her face. She rises out of bed to look at all of posters of Erik on her wall. She walks up to the largest on and gives it a big kiss. After she jumps in and out of the shower, she gets dressed and jumps onto her shiny chandelier and swings back and forth for many hours. She goes to school and day dreams about Erik coming to save her from school and the ignorant fools that surround her.

All of a sudden the ceiling above her caves in as Erik rides his wild shiny chandelier into the room to save her from school. They ride off into the sunset to go play isketch.

The end.

This made me laugh. Thank you.:)

Roflcopter!

You forgot listening to AC/DC.

and watching M*A*S*H*

that's you right?

Lunatic Goofballs:

1)Break out of the local Insane Asylum

2) Go home, make breakfast.

3) Grace NS with his Presence.

4) Turn off the computer and hide from the orderlies there to take him back.

5) After their gone, have lunch.

6) Post on NS for awhile longer.

7) Dodge the orderlies and go have dinner.

8) Make some money online, post on NS , then go to bed.

9) While he's a sleep, the Orderlies come and take him back to the Asylum.

10) Repeat as neccessary.

HotRodia:

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*incisive comment*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

Smunkeeville:

Gets up

Cooks breakfast

Cleans house while listening to older daughter's latest money-making/world domination scheme

Lets dog out

Begins day's lessons for daughters

Watches crazy rendeck neighbors accidentally set fire to something

Calls dog in before crazy redneck neighbors decide to set fire to dog

Plots revenge on crazy redneck neighbors

Prays for patience

Lord provides her with many opportunities to exhibit patience

Logs on to NS

Falls asleep at computer

Fassingen :

1) Wake up
2) Have some kind of breakfast
3) Ring up breakfast-bowl making company and insult their low-quality bowls
4) Treat people in hospital
5) Come home, after subtly insulting the receptionist on the way out
6) Log onto NSG
7) Subtly insult everyone, esp. bigotted heterosexual men
8) Go to sleep, after mocking the pillow for its idiocy

PM and Glitzi:

Wake up, at roughly the same time

Call each other

Go to bathroom, shower, eat, etc. while still on phone

Still on phone while Glitz is en route to PM's place

When she gets there *censored for decency's sake*

Spend the next several hours gazing into each other's eyes

Log on to NS together

Forget about NS because *censored again*

Glitz goes home

Go to sleep and dream about each other.

They sure do like StarTrek. :)

Fassingen :

1) Wake up
2) Have some kind of breakfast
3) Ring up breakfast-bowl making company and insult their low-quality bowls
4) Treat people in hospital
5) Come home, after subtly insulting the receptionist on the way out
6) Log onto NSG
7) Subtly insult everyone, esp. bigotted heterosexual men
8) Go to sleep, after mocking the pillow for its idiocy

Somehow, I think this is the most accurate post so far. :)

Fassingen :

1) Wake up
2) Have some kind of breakfast
3) Ring up breakfast-bowl making company and insult their low-quality bowls
4) Treat people in hospital
5) Come home, after subtly insulting the receptionist on the way out
6) Log onto NSG
7) Subtly insult everyone, esp. bigotted heterosexual men
8) Go to sleep, after mocking the pillow for its idiocy

QFT. We now have only await Fass's insulting of this post.

Somehow, I think this is the most accurate post so far. :)

I don't know, I would guess fass has his fair shair of censorable activities thrown in there somewhere.

Vetalia:

5 A.M: Wake up, make breakfast, and plug head into his "Eco-knowledgeifiar 3000" for two hours.

7 A.M. Goes to college and screws around because he knows everything.

3 P.M. Comes home, plays some video games, then gets on NSG and edufy everyone for the next several hours.

9 P.M. Goes to sleep while dreaming of electric sheep.

Keep that quiet, okay? I don't want anyone tracking me down to -deactivate- me...

Fassingen :

1) Wake up
2) Have some kind of breakfast
3) Ring up breakfast-bowl making company and insult their low-quality bowls
4) Treat people in hospital
5) Come home, after subtly insulting the receptionist on the way out
6) Log onto NSG
7) Subtly insult everyone, esp. bigotted heterosexual men
8) Go to sleep, after mocking the pillow for its idiocy
Somehow, I think this is the most accurate post so far. :)

Nah. It made me laugh, but I'm rather certain that it's actually pretty far from the truth. ;)



The most accurate so far I consider this one:
Smunkeeville:

Gets up

Cooks breakfast

Cleans house while listening to older daughter's latest money-making/world domination scheme

Lets dog out

Begins day's lessons for daughters

Watches crazy rendeck neighbors accidentally set fire to something

Calls dog in before crazy redneck neighbors decide to set fire to dog

Plots revenge on crazy redneck neighbors

Prays for patience

Lord provides her with many opportunities to exhibit patience

Logs on to NS

Falls asleep at computer
Now that sounds like it'd be true.

HotRodia:

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*incisive comment*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*

*DEAT*



There should be at least one more incisive comment in there. :p

Keep that quiet, okay? I don't want anyone tracking me down to -deactivate- me...

Whoopsie. :(

Smunkeeville:

Gets up

Cooks breakfast

Cleans house while listening to older daughter's latest money-making/world domination scheme

Lets dog out

Begins day's lessons for daughters

Watches crazy rendeck neighbors accidentally set fire to something

Calls dog in before crazy redneck neighbors decide to set fire to dog

Plots revenge on crazy redneck neighbors

Prays for patience

Lord provides her with many opportunities to exhibit patience

Logs on to NS

Falls asleep at computer

that's fairly accurate.

especially the bolded part, because I use that phrase (or ones similar to it often)

"how was your day?"
"I had lots of growth opportunities"

and watching M*A*S*H*

that's you right?

Yeah, that's me.

Lunatic Goofballs:

1)Break out of the local Insane Asylum

2) Go home, make breakfast.

3) Grace NS with his Presence.

4) Turn off the computer and hide from the orderlies there to take him back.

5) After their gone, have lunch.

6) Post on NS for awhile longer.

7) Dodge the orderlies and go have dinner.

8) Make some money online, post on NS , then go to bed.

9) While he's a sleep, the Orderlies come and take him back to the Asylum.

10) Repeat as neccessary.


No Padded Room can hold me! AHHH HAHAHAHHA!!!!! :D

LMAO this thread has me laughing even more than usual :p

I was gonna write out how I imagine Fascist Dominion spends his day, but I dont know if he counts cuz I haven't seen any of his posts in ages.

Ginnoria:

9 am - Wakes up, showers, eats some insanely unhealthy breakfast.
11 am - Head towards insane classes, like physics and chemistry
12 pm - Has lunch
1 pm - Goes to more insane classes, checking NSG btwn classes
4 pm - Goes home
5 pm - Checks email, signs on to NSG
6 pm - Begins homework for insane classes
6:03 pm - checks back NSG to see if anyone's responded to his brilliant posts. Someone has. Replies with more brilliance.
6:30 pm - Really buckles down, and goes to finish homework
6:45 pm - Realizes he hasn't eating anything since the cookies he had for breakfast. Eats something unbalanced for dinner. Probably more cookies.
7:14 pm - Has satisfied his hunger, so goes to finish homework
7:18 pm - Gets invited to isketch. Isketches
8:30 pm - Realizes its been two hours since he checked NSG. Multitasks by having isketch in one window, NSG in the other.
10:00 pm - Realizes he's answered two homework problems. Does homework, occassionally having outbursts of "why me?!"
1:am - passes out on computer in the middle of a game of isketch.

LMAO this thread has me laughing even more than usual :p

I was gonna write out how I imagine Fascist Dominion spends his day, but I dont know if he counts cuz I haven't seen any of his posts in ages.

Ginnoria:

9 am - Wakes up, showers, eats some insanely unhealthy breakfast.
11 am - Head towards insane classes, like physics and chemistry
12 pm - Has lunch
1 pm - Goes to more insane classes, checking NSG btwn classes
4 pm - Goes home
5 pm - Checks email, signs on to NSG
6 pm - Begins homework for insane classes
6:03 pm - checks back NSG to see if anyone's responded to his brilliant posts. Someone has. Replies with more brilliance.
6:30 pm - Really buckles down, and goes to finish homework
6:45 pm - Realizes he hasn't eating anything since the cookies he had for breakfast. Eats something unbalanced for dinner. Probably more cookies.
7:14 pm - Has satisfied his hunger, so goes to finish homework
7:18 pm - Gets invited to isketch. Isketches
8:30 pm - Realizes its been two hours since he checked NSG. Multitasks by having isketch in one window, NSG in the other.
10:00 pm - Realizes he's answered two homework problems. Does homework, occassionally having outbursts of "why me?!"
1:am - passes out on computer in the middle of a game of isketch.

:fluffle:

Dubsy:

11 am: Wakes up, shower, class
12 pm: Replies to my incessant messaging
1 pm: Posts on NS
2 pm: Finds new smilies for MSN
3 pm: Catches the Eagles game, thoroughly curses the other team
4 pm: Replies to more instant messages, scolds me for my eating habits
5 pm: Cooks tasty dinner
7 pm: Plays isketch
8 pm: Replies to more instant messages
10 pm: I don't know, I usually go to bed after this

LMAO this thread has me laughing even more than usual :p

I was gonna write out how I imagine Fascist Dominion spends his day, but I dont know if he counts cuz I haven't seen any of his posts in ages.

Ginnoria:

9 am - Wakes up, showers, eats some insanely unhealthy breakfast.
11 am - Head towards insane classes, like physics and chemistry
12 pm - Has lunch
1 pm - Goes to more insane classes, checking NSG btwn classes
4 pm - Goes home
5 pm - Checks email, signs on to NSG
6 pm - Begins homework for insane classes
6:03 pm - checks back NSG to see if anyone's responded to his brilliant posts. Someone has. Replies with more brilliance.
6:30 pm - Really buckles down, and goes to finish homework
6:45 pm - Realizes he hasn't eating anything since the cookies he had for breakfast. Eats something unbalanced for dinner. Probably more cookies.
7:14 pm - Has satisfied his hunger, so goes to finish homework
7:18 pm - Gets invited to isketch. Isketches
8:30 pm - Realizes its been two hours since he checked NSG. Multitasks by having isketch in one window, NSG in the other.
10:00 pm - Realizes he's answered two homework problems. Does homework, occassionally having outbursts of "why me?!"
1:am - passes out on computer in the middle of a game of isketch.

Hey, Dubsy!

Get on Gabbly (gabbly.com/http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdispaly.php?f=1227)!

Nazz:

7 AM: Gets up, drinks entire vat of coffee, showers with Harem, massages expensive oils into luxuriant beard

8 AM: Goes to school, teaches classes, does paperwork, hits on hot TA from history department

11AM: Teaches another class. fails 7 students, has officesex with hot TA from history department

1PM: light lunch of caviar and vodka with visiting russian professor

1:30PM: does NS thing...

5PM: goes home to PM harem. fondles many sets of boobies. fails 13 more students

6PM: internet down, considers failing rest of students out of spite, plays games with harem instead

7PM: dinner with hot TA from history department

7:01PM: sex with hot TA from history department

10PM: internet back up, gets on NSG, does his thing

12PM: goes to bed on silk sheets with harem, refreshes self

Fassingen :

1) Wake up
2) Have some kind of breakfast
3) Ring up breakfast-bowl making company and insult their low-quality bowls
4) Treat people in hospital
5) Come home, after subtly insulting the receptionist on the way out
6) Log onto NSG
7) Subtly insult everyone, esp. bigotted heterosexual men
8) Go to sleep, after mocking the pillow for its idiocy

Cute. You misspelt my moniker.

Cute. You misspelt my moniker.

Do you still think that the average NSer can spell correctly after four letters?

Do you still think that the average NSer can spell correctly after four letters?

If its more than one letter long, I need at least 15 diffrent dictionaries and a team of College english professors, and I STILL can't get some words write.

If its more than one letter long, I need at least 15 diffrent dictionaries and a team of College english professors, and I STILL can't get some words write.

I was planning on being incredibly clever, and saying "Case in point", to point out the irony of your mistakes.

Then I realized that I was sure whether they were mistakes, or intentional irony, and didn't want to feel like an idiot.

Yea. This is a bit of a waste of a post.

I was planning on being incredibly clever, and saying "Case in point", to point out the irony of your mistakes.

Then I realized that I was sure whether they were mistakes, or intentional irony, and didn't want to feel like an idiot.

Yea. This is a bit of a waste of a post.

Intentional Irony. an attempt at a joke. You just added to it is all.