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United North American Continent. It may not be called that exactly, but I think it is inevitable that the American government will eventually try to conquer its neighbors of Mexico and Canada, or place a military protectorate on the two nations. Thus, uniting the North American Continent, the only country who might be opposed to American occupation of Canada will be The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Nobody gives a shit about Mexico.

United North American Continent. It may not be called that exactly, but I think it is inevitable that the American government will eventually try to conquer its neighbors of Mexico and Canada, or place a military protectorate on the two nations. Thus, uniting the North American Continent, the only country who might be opposed to American occupation of Canada will be The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Nobody gives a shit about Mexico.

You're silly. :D Have a cookie.

Yeah. Can't wait to conquer Mexico. We desperately need their natural resources, like the oil wells that are about to run dry, the drug cartels and the teeming masses of unemployed, unskilled peasants.

I can believe that. UNAC. The United Nations of Ass Cicking!

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Sorry. Here are your two seconds back.

Wow, good to see that racism is truly alive and kicking. If it wasn't for the Mexicans doing all the jobs that no-one else wants to do, the American economy would collapse.

Quite frankly, I hope that America does try this grand scheme that Undbagarten posted. Then the USA will hideously overstrech itself even more and we can all sit back and laugh as America goes to hell in a handbasket.

United North American Continent. It may not be called that exactly, but I think it is inevitable that the American government will eventually try to conquer its neighbors of Mexico and Canada, or place a military protectorate on the two nations. Thus, uniting the North American Continent, the only country who might be opposed to American occupation of Canada will be The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Nobody gives a shit about Mexico.

Someone needs to lay off the crack.

Yeah. Can't wait to conquer Mexico. We desperately need their natural resources, like the oil wells that are about to run dry, the drug cartels and the teeming masses of unemployed, unskilled peasants.

Oh, and the disease-infested prostitutes. Can't forget them.

Oh, and the disease-infested prostitutes. Can't forget them.

On the bright side, we do get exclusive ownership of the donkey show.

the only country who might be opposed to American occupation of Canada will be The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Nobody gives a shit about Mexico.
What about Canada? I imagine they'd probably object if the US invaded...

On the bright side, we do get exclusive ownership of the donkey show.

You're one sick bastard! http://209.85.48.8/9854/48/emo/roflma.gif

What about Canada? I imagine they'd probably object if the US invaded...

Oh come on. No-one ever objects to being invaded without provocation, now do they?

You're one sick bastard! http://209.85.48.8/9854/48/emo/roflma.gif

Ever see 40 year old virgin?

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!

America's arrogant and will try to conquer our significantly weaker neighbors. I personally think it would be good for the other two countries, we could help them develope, Mexican and Canadian cities would soon look like american cities. Unemployment would drop dramatically because of all the jobs open in developing the land in the two conquered nations.

America's arrogant and will try to conquer our significantly weaker neighbors. I personally think it would be good for the other two countries, we could help them develope, Mexican and Canadian cities would soon look like american cities. Unemployment would drop dramatically because of all the jobs open in developing the land in the two conquered nations.

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

No, I thought it'd be stupid. Now I have to see it! http://209.85.48.8/9854/48/emo/roflma.gif

It's pretty good. It's amazing on shrooms, but then isn't everything?

Ever see 40 year old virgin?

No, I thought it'd be stupid. Now I have to see it! http://209.85.48.8/9854/48/emo/roflma.gif

America's arrogant and will try to conquer our significantly weaker neighbors. I personally think it would be good for the other two countries, we could help them develope, Mexican and Canadian cities would soon look like american cities. Unemployment would drop dramatically because of all the jobs open in developing the land in the two conquered nations.

You gotta stop suckin' on that glass dick...

/Boyz n the Hood

Actually, I do think a united North America is inevitable--not imminent, but inevitable. But it's more likely to be an EU sort of thing, at least at first. It makes economic sense in the long run.

You gotta stop suckin' on that glass dick...

/Boyz n the Hood

The only two responses to his crazy statement were movie quotes. I propose that all responses to his posts from now on should only be in the form of quotes from movies. It could be a fun game. Who's in?

The only two responses to his crazy statement were movie quotes. I propose that all responses to his posts from now on should only be in the form of quotes from movies. It could be a fun game. Who's in?

You people take too many of my posts to seriously, this thread was meant as a joke, and by the way I'm not high.........yet. But if i was it would be on weed not crack.

Count me in! :cool:

:cool:

Count me in! :cool:

A game? What ever I call cuba, we're a superpower in hiding. Russia didn't take all thier nukes. *slowly reaches for the remote with a big red button marked 'launch'*

The only two responses to his crazy statement were movie quotes. I propose that all responses to his posts from now on should only be in the form of quotes from movies. It could be a fun game. Who's in?

Count me in! :cool:

*Cuba launches seven nukes towards the United States capital, Fidel Castro is laughing his ass off, he is holding a blunt in his hand and is having a loud conversation with Stalin ( who is not really there by the way)*

Thus, uniting the North American Continent, the only country who might be opposed to American occupation of Canada will be The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Nobody gives a shit about Mexico.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/2417/britain6no.png

Canadian cities would soon look like american cities.
That's easy. Just throw a lot of garbage on the streets and import black people.

Mwah.




"Surrender pronto, or we'll nuke Toronto." :cool:

Is that from Canadian Bacon?

Wait a minute, shouldn't the North American continent be smaller than the united states of [entire] America?

The only two responses to his crazy statement were movie quotes. I propose that all responses to his posts from now on should only be in the form of quotes from movies. It could be a fun game. Who's in?

Mwah.


America's arrogant and will try to conquer our significantly weaker neighbors. I personally think it would be good for the other two countries, we could help them develope, Mexican and Canadian cities would soon look like american cities. Unemployment would drop dramatically because of all the jobs open in developing the land in the two conquered nations.

"Surrender pronto, or we'll nuke Toronto." :cool:

If America tried that shit, Europe would most likely have a word or two to interject on Canada and Mexico's behalf. Resistance in Canada would be horrible, all those drive-by arguments and the horses, our tanks don't stand a chance! :D

You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus.

:eek: That bastardo! Please tell me you didn't smoke it after picking it up with your anus, if you did, then......:confused:



WTF

*Cuba launches seven nukes towards the United States capital, Fidel Castro is laughing his ass off, he is holding a blunt in his hand and is having a loud conversation with Stalin ( who is not really there by the way)*

You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus.

Is that from Canadian Bacon?

Yep. It's one of my guilty pleasure movies.