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What do you think his miracles will be?
Turning feces into bananas will be one, I bet.

It seems a female chimp has become pregnant despite all the male chimps in her enclosure having been sterilized by vasectomies. The chimp messiah is on his way.


http://www.wftv.com/family/10772992/detail.html

It seems a female chimp has become pregnant despite all the male chimps in her enclosure having been sterilized by vasectomies. The chimp messiah is on his way.


http://www.wftv.com/family/10772992/detail.html

Makes you wonder about those humans who feed the chimps and clean their cages, doesn't it?

What is it with you and chimps today? :confused:

Makes you wonder about those humans who feed the chimps and clean their cages, doesn't it?

It didn't until you brought it up. Eeeew.

What is it with you and chimps today? :confused:

It's a busy primate news day. There was a gorilla story I decided to pass on. Two ape stories are enough for one day.

It seems a female chimp has become pregnant despite all the male chimps in her enclosure having been sterilized by vasectomies. The chimp messiah is on his way.


http://www.wftv.com/family/10772992/detail.html

All hail Ceasar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_(Planet_of_the_Apes))!

They had better give them a few typewriters so they can get to work on the Bible - it could take a while.

Presumably the three wise monkeys are on their way

Oh no...

The King of the Chimps will rise up against us! We must kill every newborn chimp we can find! Its the only way to ensure we can live on!

Get Your Hands Off Me, You Damn Dirty Ape!

lol, i giggled at the title. :D

Get Your Hands Off Me, You Damn Dirty Ape!

Damn You All!! Damn You All to Hell!!

Do you think Jolt losing all sense of time is one of the signs of the Monkey Messiah?

You may recall that in Planet of the Apes, there was a problem with time...

Hmm ... and I saw this story yesterday on AOL, just didn't post it here ... could be time is out of joint.

Do you think Jolt losing all sense of time is one of the signs of the Monkey Messiah?

You may recall that in Planet of the Apes, there was a problem with time...

I for one welcome our new monkey overlords and would like to know if they would like a banana.

It seems a female chimp has become pregnant despite all the male chimps in her enclosure having been sterilized by vasectomies. The chimp messiah is on his way.


http://www.wftv.com/family/10772992/detail.html

The ol' snip-snip isn't 100% effective (in all cases). I've heard of female dogs getting fixed, and still having puppies.

The ol' snip-snip isn't 100% effective (in all cases). I've heard of female dogs getting fixed, and still having puppies.

It isn't 100% in humans either. You have to leave time for all the wigglers in the various tubes involved to die.

So now we have several Reptile Jesuses, and will soon have one(probably) Chimp Jesus.

I for one continue to welcome our new reptile overlords.

All hail Ceasar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_(Planet_of_the_Apes))!

Remember, Caesar: Thou art mortal.

What do you think his miracles will be?
Turning feces into bananas will be one, I bet.

And the multiplication of berries and other such fruits.

I bet somewhere in heaven every animal god is waking up from a drunken orgy.....

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*flees*

i heard of a sotry im not sure if it is true or not, but it said something along the lines of a female ape that was taken to another zoo to breed was then returned after being unsuccesful and was kept in an enclosure by herself for a few years at her home zoo. and then after so long amount of time she began to show symptoms of pregnancy. turns out she was just delaying her pregnancy some how.

i dont know if that is even possible or if it was made up.