The Secret Cult of NSG
The Scandinvans
19-01-2007, 08:32
To join you must be:
1. llat
2. Deerb-Llew
3. Doog ro Live
4. Be able to read backwards.
Goals:
1. Take Over NSG
2. Use credit card miles from our subjects to fly to other websites and take them over.
3. Slowly take over the forums.
4. Using or combined power to forge the one forum... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!
5. Lose all of our power to a bunch of geeks dressed in elf and Numenorian outfits.
6. Become a giant spider after losing our powers.
7. Inflitrate Catholic Church.
8. Install pope who does not give a shit about illegal crap.
9. Go to White Castle for some Burgers.
10. Destroy all Robots.
11. ????
12. ?????
13. ??????
14. World Domination
2. Deerb-Llew
...
4. Be able to read backwards.
So I assume backwards spelling skills aren't part of the equation?
Christmahanikwanzikah
19-01-2007, 09:15
i honestly thought that "seye-eulb, deriah-ednolb" would be in there...
alas, it is not.
Boonytopia
19-01-2007, 09:24
So I assume backwards spelling skills aren't part of the equation?
Leurc! :p
Red Element
19-01-2007, 09:58
1. new plan
2. ?
3. ...Profit!
BLARGistania
19-01-2007, 10:43
This is OFN by like 3 years.
You missed forum 7.
*waits for the mods to come and remove me for mentioning this glorious time in the past*
The Blaatschapen
19-01-2007, 11:39
This is OFN by like 3 years.
You missed forum 7.
*waits for the mods to come and remove me for mentioning this glorious time in the past*
Ah, those times :)
But what does OFN mean :confused:
Harlesburg
19-01-2007, 11:54
Ah, those times :)
But what does OFN mean :confused:
It may mean Old Fucken News, then again it may not.
*This thread has my contempt.*
Kulikovia
19-01-2007, 12:08
A priest bursts into room, holding a cross
"Do you renounce NSG?!" he demands
"Never!!!"
*head starts to spin*
I will dedicate my life to the dark arts of NSG!
Swilatia
19-01-2007, 13:20
they don't have white castle in Poland.
any organization that requires its members to be "doog ro live" of neccesity must not have a great many of them, as nothing that exists is capable of being entirely "doog ro live", sentient or otherwise!
=^^=
.../\...
Smunkeeville
19-01-2007, 15:25
I am very short. :( I don't like your little club, it's discriminatory.
BLARGistania
19-01-2007, 19:46
Ah, those times :)
But what does OFN mean :confused:
Old Fuckin News.
IL Ruffino
19-01-2007, 20:42
*keeps silent*
You shall not survive step 10, for my robot armies will be victorious! Wahaha!
<_<
Smunkeeville
19-01-2007, 21:26
Worst Cult EVAR.
Yes, join me in the rebellion. and my super secret white text cult
Yes, join me in the rebellion. and my super secret white text cult
Yay, rebellion! Just don't let me do any of the planning, Irish people are teh fail at rebellions. White text FTW!
Smunkeeville
19-01-2007, 21:31
Yay, rebellion! Just don't let me do any of the planning, Irish people are teh fail at rebellions. White text FTW!
My great grandparents came here from Ireland.......I should be in the clear though right? FTW indeed!
IL Ruffino
19-01-2007, 21:39
*calls the police*
Smunkeeville
19-01-2007, 21:41
*calls the police*
*cuts the phone cord* really, Ruffy, you shouldn't mess with the white text cult
HotRodia
19-01-2007, 21:47
*cuts the phone cord* really, Ruffy, you shouldn't mess with the white text cult
*Locks the thread*
Spamming is probably not the best way to form a cult in NSG.
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