NationStates Jolt Archive


question about porn

Soviestan
18-01-2007, 18:01
How often you do look at/watch porn?
Kulikovia
18-01-2007, 18:05
Whenever I can (which is rarely):(
Smunkeeville
18-01-2007, 18:05
what do you define as porn?
Farnhamia
18-01-2007, 18:07
let's see... What time is it?

Exactly. Reminds me of a joke Johnny Carson did years ago in his monologue one night. It's difficult to describe, but ... he says, "Scientists have determined that men think about sex on average about once every 60 seconds ..." and then does a day-dreaming experssion for a moment and goes, "Oh, sorry, where was I?" Something like that, it was brilliant.

I like a bit of porn now and then, I won't deny it.

EDIT: Damn, Jolt is being really weird today!
JuNii
18-01-2007, 18:08
How often you do look at/watch porn?

let's see... What time is it?
Snafturi
18-01-2007, 18:11
Often as possible.
Soviestan
18-01-2007, 18:13
what do you define as porn?

porn hard to define, you just know it when you see it.;)
Dinaverg
18-01-2007, 18:14
So far, two liars have voted. :p
Laerod
18-01-2007, 18:15
porn hard to define, you just know it when you see it.;)So you look at it too, then?
Greyenivol Colony
18-01-2007, 18:36
A lot less frequently since I got to university.
Greater Trostia
18-01-2007, 18:37
I am looking at it RIGHT NOW.
Llewdor
18-01-2007, 18:42
I'm curious as to why you're asking.
Smunkeeville
18-01-2007, 18:49
porn hard to define, you just know it when you see it.;)

that's not a working definition for me..........I vote never.
Smunkeeville
18-01-2007, 18:52
Pornography is imagery made to provoke a sexual response.

oh, that. well, then........
Farnhamia
18-01-2007, 18:53
Pornography is imagery made to provoke a sexual response.

RuleCaucasia? Is that you? Did you take over CthulhuFhtagn? :D
New Genoa
18-01-2007, 18:54
When my dick needs it.
Czardas
18-01-2007, 18:55
I don't really watch porn at all; I don't see what's particularly exciting about people doing odd things with their reproductive organs.
CthulhuFhtagn
18-01-2007, 18:55
Pornography is imagery made to provoke a sexual response.
Farnhamia
18-01-2007, 18:56
When I was a kid I ran out of books at home. So I read a dictionary.

Just kidding, your reply sounded very like the sort one would hear from RC, is all.
JuNii
18-01-2007, 18:57
Pornography is imagery made to provoke a sexual response.

Not just imagery... can be stories, and sounds.
CthulhuFhtagn
18-01-2007, 18:59
Not just imagery... can be stories, and sounds.

I count stories as imagery. I've never heard of auditory pornography, though.
CthulhuFhtagn
18-01-2007, 19:00
RuleCaucasia? Is that you? Did you take over CthulhuFhtagn? :D

When I was a kid I ran out of books at home. So I read a dictionary.
Llewdor
18-01-2007, 19:00
I count stories as imagery. I've never heard of auditory pornography, though.
Google erotic audio.
JuNii
18-01-2007, 19:02
I count stories as imagery. I've never heard of auditory pornography, though.

... I have... I saw a CD of it... women and men moaning and...

now where did that CD go?
Pure Metal
18-01-2007, 19:15
How often you do look at/watch porn?

whenever i feel horny and have the chance.
this is usually daily
Underdownia
18-01-2007, 19:16
:eek: is shocked by the number of people on here who watch this stuff :eek:
Dinaverg
18-01-2007, 19:19
:eek: is shocked by the number of people on here who watch this stuff :eek:

Okay, so 4 liars and an asexual voted. :P
Czardas
18-01-2007, 19:23
Okay, so 4 liars and an asexual voted. :P

3 liars, an asexual, and Czardas. <.<
Dinaverg
18-01-2007, 19:26
3 liars, an asexual, and Czardas. <.<

Sorry, assumed voting would've been beneath you or something. :P
Underdownia
18-01-2007, 19:26
3 liars, an asexual, and Czardas. <.<

A.K.A. The intellectual elite :D
Czardas
18-01-2007, 19:29
Sorry, assumed voting would've been beneath you or something. :P

I am occasionally struck with an inexplicable compulsion to vote in polls. I don't know why it happens, either. I tend to get stuck in trees whenever it happens.

Well, at least these pears are ripe....
Farnhamia
18-01-2007, 19:30
3 liars, an asexual, and Czardas. <.<

4 calling birds, 3 liars, an asexual and Czardas in a pear tree ...
Call to power
18-01-2007, 19:32
Pornography is imagery made to provoke a sexual response.

but I see myself in the mirror everyday :( (I also look at pornographic images and watch pornographic movies everyday)
Smunkeeville
18-01-2007, 19:37
3 liars, an asexual, and Czardas. <.<

I am not a liar. :(
Czardas
18-01-2007, 19:38
I am not a liar. :(

2 liars, a fundie, an asexual, and Czardas.

Better? :p
Snafturi
18-01-2007, 19:39
2 liars, a fundie, an asexual, and Czardas.

Better? :p

...walk into a bar...
Smunkeeville
18-01-2007, 19:41
2 liars, a fundie, an asexual, and Czardas.

Better? :p

much. :cool: :p
Dinaverg
18-01-2007, 19:42
...walk into a bar...

...and one of the liars says, "Hey,...
Kulikovia
18-01-2007, 19:43
The last pornographic thing that I saw/did was when I was in a strip club eher in Sicily and got a very...pleasing lap dance from this Italian chick.
Czardas
18-01-2007, 19:44
...and one of the liars says, "Hey,...

"...I'm not actually that thirsty, and besides, I don't like alcoholic drinks. Let's get out of here."
Dinaverg
18-01-2007, 19:46
"...I'm not actually that thirsty, and besides, I don't like alcoholic drinks. Let's get out of here."

Are you trying to party poop? Hmm? Are you pooping parties as we speak?
Czardas
18-01-2007, 19:51
Are you trying to party poop? Hmm? Are you pooping parties as we speak?

Well, a liar would say that. -.-

And of course I don't poop parties, I poop Schrödinger's cats, just like everyone else does. I think. :confused:
Dinaverg
18-01-2007, 19:53
Well, a liar would say that. -.-

I thought so, I just couldn't resist the chance to ask "Are you pooping parties as we speak?"
Snafturi
18-01-2007, 20:05
Well, a liar would say that. -.-

And of course I don't poop parties, I poop Schrödinger's cats, just like everyone else does. I think. :confused:

Er, I think you might want to see a specialist for that.
Farnhamia
18-01-2007, 20:06
Er, I think you might want to see a specialist for that.

Or a veterinarian.
Czardas
18-01-2007, 20:07
Or a veterinarian.

I tried. Apparently they don't know what to do with a cat that's 65% dead and 35% alive. (Or something similar.)
Neesika
18-01-2007, 20:13
You know, Soviestan, for someone who embraces a very restrictive form of morality, especially in relation to sex, you have an almost unhealthy obsession with the sexual habits of others. That's not all that common in people who embrace sexual repression, but maybe you should be looking at why you have this sick fascination with something you profess to be so against.

It's like homophobes who obsess about anal sex. You just have to wonder.
Call to power
18-01-2007, 20:19
It's like homophobes who obsess about anal sex. You just have to wonder.

it doesn't count with women though >.>

and everyone knows Soviestan is a secret pr0n fiend
Snafturi
18-01-2007, 20:22
it doesn't count with women though >.>

and everyone knows Soviestan is a secret pr0n fiend

Yes, but who isn't really a secret porn fiend?
Neesika
18-01-2007, 20:24
Yes, but who isn't really a secret porn fiend?

The ones who admit to it?
Cluichstan
18-01-2007, 20:28
Yes, but who isn't really a secret porn fiend?

The ones who admit to it?

Why wouldn't we just admit it? :p
Pure Metal
18-01-2007, 20:31
"...I'm not actually that thirsty, and besides, I don't like alcoholic drinks. Let's get out of here."

".... lets go to the stip-joint!!"


and they all did and had a lovely time.










especially czardas. ;)
Snafturi
18-01-2007, 20:33
Why wouldn't we just admit it? :p

Ask the five who voted "never".
Czardas
18-01-2007, 20:37
".... lets go to the stip-joint!!"


and they all did and had a lovely time.
what's a "stip"-joint?
Cluichstan
18-01-2007, 20:38
Ask the five who voted "never".

Meh. They're liars.
Smunkeeville
18-01-2007, 20:39
Meh. They're liars.

I am not a liar :(
Pure Metal
18-01-2007, 20:40
what's a "stip"-joint?

a place where people who can't type are stripped of their dignity, i assume.
Czardas
18-01-2007, 20:40
Meh. They're liars.

Already been covered -- two liars, a fundie, an asexual, and Czardas.

The fundie because real fundies don't have porn cravings. The asexual because ditto. And Czardas because I generally go on the internet in rather public places where I couldn't watch porn if I wanted to, which I don't (it's really not that interesting in the long run).
Czardas
18-01-2007, 20:42
a place where people who can't type are stripped of their dignity, i assume.

Quite so.

I'll make a living as a dignity salesman. "Second-hand dignities, only 75p each! Hardly ever used! 25p off the shelf price!"
Farnhamia
18-01-2007, 20:45
Quite so.

I'll make a living as a dignity salesman. "Second-hand dignities, only 75p each! Hardly ever used! 25p off the shelf price!"

"75p each, four for 2.50!" I'd stock up, especially around the holidays!
Snafturi
18-01-2007, 20:45
Quite so.

I'll make a living as a dignity salesman. "Second-hand dignities, only 75p each! Hardly ever used! 25p off the shelf price!"

I'll give you 50p. And I'll take 2.
Czardas
18-01-2007, 20:47
I'll give you 50p.

65p, and that's my final offer!
Smunkeeville
18-01-2007, 20:53
whats that blog thing all about? what r we looking at on your blog thing?

I am sure I don't know what you are talking about. :confused:
Ariddia
18-01-2007, 20:59
Never. I tried it a couple of times, many years ago, and it bored me to sleep. It just didn't provoke any sexual response or interest at all, so I saw no point.