NationStates Jolt Archive

How often you do look at/watch porn?

Whenever I can (which is rarely):(

what do you define as porn?

let's see... What time is it?

Exactly. Reminds me of a joke Johnny Carson did years ago in his monologue one night. It's difficult to describe, but ... he says, "Scientists have determined that men think about sex on average about once every 60 seconds ..." and then does a day-dreaming experssion for a moment and goes, "Oh, sorry, where was I?" Something like that, it was brilliant.

I like a bit of porn now and then, I won't deny it.

EDIT: Damn, Jolt is being really weird today!

How often you do look at/watch porn?

let's see... What time is it?

Often as possible.

what do you define as porn?

porn hard to define, you just know it when you see it.;)

So far, two liars have voted. :p

porn hard to define, you just know it when you see it.;)So you look at it too, then?

A lot less frequently since I got to university.

I am looking at it RIGHT NOW.

I'm curious as to why you're asking.

porn hard to define, you just know it when you see it.;)

that's not a working definition for me..........I vote never.

Pornography is imagery made to provoke a sexual response.

oh, that. well, then........

Pornography is imagery made to provoke a sexual response.

RuleCaucasia? Is that you? Did you take over CthulhuFhtagn? :D

When my dick needs it.

I don't really watch porn at all; I don't see what's particularly exciting about people doing odd things with their reproductive organs.

Pornography is imagery made to provoke a sexual response.

When I was a kid I ran out of books at home. So I read a dictionary.

Just kidding, your reply sounded very like the sort one would hear from RC, is all.

Pornography is imagery made to provoke a sexual response.

Not just imagery... can be stories, and sounds.

Not just imagery... can be stories, and sounds.

I count stories as imagery. I've never heard of auditory pornography, though.

RuleCaucasia? Is that you? Did you take over CthulhuFhtagn? :D

When I was a kid I ran out of books at home. So I read a dictionary.

I count stories as imagery. I've never heard of auditory pornography, though.
Google erotic audio.

I count stories as imagery. I've never heard of auditory pornography, though.

... I have... I saw a CD of it... women and men moaning and...

now where did that CD go?

How often you do look at/watch porn?

whenever i feel horny and have the chance.
this is usually daily

:eek: is shocked by the number of people on here who watch this stuff :eek:

:eek: is shocked by the number of people on here who watch this stuff :eek:

Okay, so 4 liars and an asexual voted. :P

Okay, so 4 liars and an asexual voted. :P

3 liars, an asexual, and Czardas. <.<

3 liars, an asexual, and Czardas. <.<

Sorry, assumed voting would've been beneath you or something. :P

3 liars, an asexual, and Czardas. <.<

A.K.A. The intellectual elite :D

Sorry, assumed voting would've been beneath you or something. :P

I am occasionally struck with an inexplicable compulsion to vote in polls. I don't know why it happens, either. I tend to get stuck in trees whenever it happens.

Well, at least these pears are ripe....

3 liars, an asexual, and Czardas. <.<

4 calling birds, 3 liars, an asexual and Czardas in a pear tree ...

Pornography is imagery made to provoke a sexual response.

but I see myself in the mirror everyday :( (I also look at pornographic images and watch pornographic movies everyday)

3 liars, an asexual, and Czardas. <.<

I am not a liar. :(

I am not a liar. :(

2 liars, a fundie, an asexual, and Czardas.

Better? :p

2 liars, a fundie, an asexual, and Czardas.

Better? :p

...walk into a bar...

2 liars, a fundie, an asexual, and Czardas.

Better? :p

much. :cool: :p

...walk into a bar...

...and one of the liars says, "Hey,...

The last pornographic thing that I saw/did was when I was in a strip club eher in Sicily and got a very...pleasing lap dance from this Italian chick.

...and one of the liars says, "Hey,...

"...I'm not actually that thirsty, and besides, I don't like alcoholic drinks. Let's get out of here."

"...I'm not actually that thirsty, and besides, I don't like alcoholic drinks. Let's get out of here."

Are you trying to party poop? Hmm? Are you pooping parties as we speak?

Are you trying to party poop? Hmm? Are you pooping parties as we speak?

Well, a liar would say that. -.-

And of course I don't poop parties, I poop Schrödinger's cats, just like everyone else does. I think. :confused:

Well, a liar would say that. -.-

I thought so, I just couldn't resist the chance to ask "Are you pooping parties as we speak?"

Well, a liar would say that. -.-

And of course I don't poop parties, I poop Schrödinger's cats, just like everyone else does. I think. :confused:

Er, I think you might want to see a specialist for that.

Er, I think you might want to see a specialist for that.

Or a veterinarian.

Or a veterinarian.

I tried. Apparently they don't know what to do with a cat that's 65% dead and 35% alive. (Or something similar.)

You know, Soviestan, for someone who embraces a very restrictive form of morality, especially in relation to sex, you have an almost unhealthy obsession with the sexual habits of others. That's not all that common in people who embrace sexual repression, but maybe you should be looking at why you have this sick fascination with something you profess to be so against.

It's like homophobes who obsess about anal sex. You just have to wonder.

It's like homophobes who obsess about anal sex. You just have to wonder.

it doesn't count with women though >.>

and everyone knows Soviestan is a secret pr0n fiend

it doesn't count with women though >.>

and everyone knows Soviestan is a secret pr0n fiend

Yes, but who isn't really a secret porn fiend?

Yes, but who isn't really a secret porn fiend?

The ones who admit to it?

Yes, but who isn't really a secret porn fiend?

The ones who admit to it?

Why wouldn't we just admit it? :p

"...I'm not actually that thirsty, and besides, I don't like alcoholic drinks. Let's get out of here."

".... lets go to the stip-joint!!"


and they all did and had a lovely time.










especially czardas. ;)

Why wouldn't we just admit it? :p

Ask the five who voted "never".

".... lets go to the stip-joint!!"


and they all did and had a lovely time.
what's a "stip"-joint?

Ask the five who voted "never".

Meh. They're liars.

Meh. They're liars.

I am not a liar :(

what's a "stip"-joint?

a place where people who can't type are stripped of their dignity, i assume.

Meh. They're liars.

Already been covered -- two liars, a fundie, an asexual, and Czardas.

The fundie because real fundies don't have porn cravings. The asexual because ditto. And Czardas because I generally go on the internet in rather public places where I couldn't watch porn if I wanted to, which I don't (it's really not that interesting in the long run).

a place where people who can't type are stripped of their dignity, i assume.

Quite so.

I'll make a living as a dignity salesman. "Second-hand dignities, only 75p each! Hardly ever used! 25p off the shelf price!"

Quite so.

I'll make a living as a dignity salesman. "Second-hand dignities, only 75p each! Hardly ever used! 25p off the shelf price!"

"75p each, four for 2.50!" I'd stock up, especially around the holidays!

Quite so.

I'll make a living as a dignity salesman. "Second-hand dignities, only 75p each! Hardly ever used! 25p off the shelf price!"

I'll give you 50p. And I'll take 2.

I'll give you 50p.

65p, and that's my final offer!

whats that blog thing all about? what r we looking at on your blog thing?

I am sure I don't know what you are talking about. :confused:

Never. I tried it a couple of times, many years ago, and it bored me to sleep. It just didn't provoke any sexual response or interest at all, so I saw no point.