NationStates Jolt Archive

what would it be?

stealing from the cookie jar...

Maybe a night of drunken sexual fun without having to see the person the next morning *flees*

Becoming very rich and powerful at the expense of people that bother me. Oh yes, and declaring it illegal to report anything Paris Hilton does as news.

Medicating a certain person to make him impotent.

And manipulating the lottery so I'd win a couple millions. :)

walk around naked and throw stuff at people.

A few murders, lots of stealing, a fair share of rape, a couple of slaves and cannibalism. In that order.

Making various love stops at the homes of particular USians.

controlling the weather.

and not gaining unwanted weight no matter how much chocolate I eat.

(you did say anything)

Medicating a certain person to make him impotent.

your going to advertise cigarettes :confused:

your going to advertise cigarettes :confused:

No, I was thinking something like inverted viagra. :)

A rampage through the city fueled by drugs and a general hatred for society. Full of destruction of property, assault, grand theft auto, and sex!

Definitely manipulating a lottery so I wouldn't have to be a wage-slave any longer. And there are a few people I'd like a night of consequence-free wantonness with.

No, I was thinking something like inverted viagra. :)

oh aspirin ;)

id like to be able to cheat at cards and get away with it.

oh aspirin ;)

Something a lot stronger.
He's smoking, and he takes aspirin. A real killer. ;)

Oh yes, and declaring it illegal to report anything Paris Hilton does as news.

If it comes to a vote, you'd get mine...

My 'get away with it' is pretty mundane, really.

Highway 1, a Porsche 911 GT-3...balls out. (not literally...)


As a side note, that's one of the most apt cliches. If you're doing anything with your balls out, that's pretty much the most extreme, confident and, if you'll excuse the pun, cocky manner to do it.

Crap and pee right here where I sit at work. :)

Decisions, Decisions...

Either...

1) Gagging Rosie O'donnel and Donald Trump.

I mean, comon now, Rosie is now harping on American Idol... is she that starved for the limelight? so who do they turn to for a rebuttle... Donald... :rolleyes:


2) hacking into the governement and getting a lifelong tax exemption.

I want to pie the President. :)That would be sweet. :D

I want to pie the President. :)

Gain permanent access to the belongings (especially money) of everyone and everything.

Ruling the world.

I'd like one free pass to off someone. Don't know who, or if I'd ever use it, but that's what I want.

...Or be a part of a really big heist and get away with it.

Hmmm....

Heist. Fun and rewarding.

Probably nothing. My sense of right and wrong has nothing to do with whether or not the acts in question are legal.

Gain permanent access to the belongings (especially money) of everyone and everything.

You can have my butt zits. :)

Kill everybpdy who has, is, and might, annoy me.

Free access to CIA files.

Probably nothing. My sense of right and wrong has nothing to do with whether or not the acts in question are legal.

I must agree with Vetalia.

...the process involved is too long to go into here, but let's just say that when I'm finished, I will own and rule Madagascar as an undisputed monarch.

Then I'll be fed grapes. *nods*

Probably nothing. My sense of right and wrong has nothing to do with whether or not the acts in question are legal.

There are some things that would be wrong because of the harm that they might cause to others, as in my highway run, but I interpret the 'get away with it' to encompass that I could do it without harming anyone or have that repercussion. That way I can play along without straining my arm patting myself on the back for being so moral...

what would it be?

Knowing the next 100 or so results of the Roulette Wheel at Harrah's or some other casino.

Knowing the winning lottery numbers the next time the jackpot is over $100million.

Either is good...

...the process involved is too long to go into here, but let's just say that when I'm finished, I will own and rule Madagascar as an undisputed monarch.

Then I'll be fed grapes. *nods*

I like to move it, move it!

Me?

Cruising through life as a member of the upper-middle class without doing a lick of work.

That would be sweet. :D

Unless it's a cow pie. Those are pretty tart. *nod* :p

But seriously, I want to get the President with a political pieing. It would be worth the subsequent beatings and prison time. But I'd need a plan with a reasonable chance of success. *nod*

Unless it's a cow pie. Those are pretty tart. *nod* :p

But seriously, I want to get the President with a political pieing. It would be worth the subsequent beatings and prison time. But I'd need a plan with a reasonable chance of success. *nod*
If you come over here and egg the deputy prime minister, you'll get a night in the cells at worst. Might not have quite the same glamour as pieing the president, but it'd amuse most of us.

Oh come on, we all know that the only truthful answer to this question is " I want to screw anyone i feel like, whenever i feel like"

I'd grope WYTYG. :p

i would steal everything i want. not the money to buy it, just the stuff.

I'd make tabloids and shi**y "news" channels illegal

take over the world and do what i want an that's a long list

I'd get away with rejigging all laws in such a way that all my future and past actions are considered extra-legal at my discretion, i.e. no laws would apply to me if I decided they didn't. This would pave the way for a life of laziness, simply taking what I want and beating with a bat those who disagree with me, and pressing charges against those who fight back.

what would it be?

...yelling fire in a crowded Republican Party rally. :cool:

I would kill Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannit, Anne Coulter, Michael Savage, that other douchebag with a name I forgot, and Alan Combes for being a pussy, and any number of conservative pundits on Fox and the the radio who have no interest in fact or even relative fairness.

Assassinate all living current and ex Communist despots.

I'd grope WYTYG. :p

I'd grope Cluich....

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Actually it'd be something small. Like...Spamming Moderation or hacking the web to where every page leads to goatse....mwahahahahahaha


ahhhh....the joys of being evil.

I would kill Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannit, Anne Coulter, Michael Savage, that other douchebag with a name I forgot, and Alan Combes for being a pussy, and any number of conservative pundits on Fox and the the radio who have no interest in fact or even relative fairness.

How about putting all the neo-cons in North Korea and just bomb the hell outta it? Take care of a few problems, eh?

I'd like to live to be 103 years old and get away with a life of chainsmoking, drinking and various other unhealthy habits.

Hell just assassinate all of the despots...

Or have a giant despots luau!!!!

Assassinate all living current and ex Communist despots.

Hell just assassinate all of the despots...

Steal a billion dollars

Hell just assassinate all of the despots...

Might as well take the wannabes too.

Fling feces at politicians.
Let the animals out of their enclosures at the zoo.
Feed monkeys espresso and then smuggle them into high-end fashion shops.
Use the woman's changing rooms at the gym.
Help myself to drinks at any bar in town.
Walk around naked. Though not at the moment as it's cold and I don't want people to mistake shrinkage for normal size.
Dry hump strangers on the subway.
Have sex in the shop window of a department store.

Anything at all?

Morally, I know what I'd be doing was wrong, but every person who uses or has used religion, rather than 'common sense' secular means, to justify actively denying people happiness or security would be dead.