NationStates Jolt Archive


Just in case you ran out of things to worry about...

Intestinal fluids
18-01-2007, 05:28
Study: Polar Bear Genitals are Shrinking
http://www.livescience.com/animalworld/060823_polar_bears.html

(insert cold jokes here)
Wilgrove
18-01-2007, 05:30
Well it is cold up there. Also, why would I be worried about this?
Terecia
18-01-2007, 05:33
We'll know we're in real deep trouble when they rename the "Sperm Whale" the "Barren Whale."
Ginnoria
18-01-2007, 05:35
:(

On second thought ... what kind of a weirdo does a study on polar bear genitals??
Utracia
18-01-2007, 05:36
Sucks for the polar bears. And those female bears will just have to live with the males new inadequecy. They don't have a choice now do they? Uh...

*flees thread before link made with human penis sizes and reproduction, sex, etc.*
Gartref
18-01-2007, 05:37
"Tell her about the shrinkage, Jerry!"
Wilgrove
18-01-2007, 05:51
:(

On second thought ... what kind of a weirdo does a study on polar bear genitals??

Either a woman or a gay man who hasn't been laid in a long time.
Intestinal fluids
18-01-2007, 05:56
I think this could be the results of a secret Stephen Colbert Master Plan.
Mattybee
18-01-2007, 06:01
Either a woman or a gay man who hasn't been laid in a long time.

You're basing that on what again?
Demented Hamsters
18-01-2007, 07:36
You're basing that on what again?
At a guess, his homophobia and misogyny.

I want to know who the hell got close enough to weigh Polar Bear balls. What do they do? Sneak up on them when they're asleep with a set of kitchen scales?

Imagine putting that on your CV.
March 2004 - Present: weighing Polar Bear balls in the Artic circle.
Almighty America
18-01-2007, 07:41
I think this could be the results of a secret Stephen Colbert Master Plan.

That's a possibility. That man HATES bears.
Wilgrove
18-01-2007, 07:43
You're basing that on what again?

People who are most likely to handle male genitals. Jeez can't y'all take a joke that isn't "PC"? My God you guys are a bunch of pansies. I tell an off-color joke and you guys complain about it.
Almighty America
18-01-2007, 08:14
People who are most likely to handle male genitals. Jeez can't y'all take a joke that isn't "PC"? My God you guys are a bunch of pansies. I tell an off-color joke and you guys complain about it.

It's funny to see how supposedly tolerant people handle perceptions that do not conform to theirs.
Wilgrove
18-01-2007, 08:16
It's funny to see how supposedly tolerant people handle perceptions that do not conform to theirs.

I never did claim to be "tolerant".
Kanabia
18-01-2007, 08:17
People who are most likely to handle male genitals. Jeez can't y'all take a joke that isn't "PC"? My God you guys are a bunch of pansies. I tell an off-color joke and you guys complain about it.

There there, it was just an unfunny joke. *pats*
Almighty America
18-01-2007, 08:30
I never did claim to be "tolerant".

Just kidding. Jeez, can't you take a little tease? :D