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What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!

They're erogenous zones and will help turn on the girl.

i have asked myself the same question. men/boys seem to think that having breasts makes a girl/woman horny and that the bigger the breasts the hornier the woman.

i have asked myself the same question. men/boys seem to think that having breasts makes a girl/woman horny and that the bigger the breasts the hornier the woman.No,no,no, you have it mixed around they make us horny, who cares about the woman being horny or not.;)

i have asked myself the same question. men/boys seem to think that having breasts makes a girl/woman horny and that the bigger the breasts the hornier the woman.

it's not having breasts that make women horny, it's what you DO with the breasts that does.

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!

Yes.

And they can
A. Depending on the girl, get her turned on.
B. Act as excellent pillows in a pinch.
C. Be an auxillary supply of fluids in a big pinch (provided the timing is right)
I could go on, but you've got my point.

Breasts are the sole reason I'm not completely homosexual.

it's not having breasts that make women horny, it's what you DO with the breasts that does.

meaning, i hope, what YOU do with the breasts because there isnt much *I* do with my breasts that makes me horny.

and most guys dont get to do anything with the breasts of a woman who isnt horny.

but really, tiny breasts are as good for that purpose as huge ones yet men tend to be obsessed with big breasts as if they were somehow more useful

meaning, i hope, what YOU do with the breasts because there isnt much *I* do with my breasts that makes me horny.

Well generally yeah.

and most guys dont get to do anything with the breasts of a woman who isnt horny.

True but there are stages.

but really, tiny breasts are as good for that purpose as huge ones yet men tend to be obsessed with big breasts as if they were somehow more useful

I tend to be a fan of proportion more than anything else.

In primates they indicate a lactating female, one that has a young one. This makes the male instinctively attracted and protective towards her, since primate youngsters take a lot of time and effort to raise and having a male around to help eases things a lot for females.

Because human infants take an extraordinary long time to mature, human breasts are always swollen to make males stay around for longer. Where nature can't provide all the necessary incentive, law and moral principles step in to fill the gaps.

They're also fun.

but really, tiny breasts are as good for that purpose as huge ones yet men tend to be obsessed with big breasts as if they were somehow more useful

A study once showed that women with larger breasts were more fertile than women with small breasts.

Link coming soon.

Breasts are like Pimm's or Sicilian goat cheese. Biologically, there is a reason I like them, but I don't understand it (although there is a lucid explanation above this post. Perhaps someone can explain why I am predisposed biologically to like Pimm's?).

In primates they indicate a lactating female, one that has a young one. This makes the male instinctively attracted and protective towards her, since primate youngsters take a lot of time and effort to raise and having a male around to help eases things a lot for females.

Because human infants take an extraordinary long time to mature, human breasts are always swollen to make males stay around for longer. Where nature can't provide all the necessary incentive, law and moral principles step in to fill the gaps.

They're also fun.
And the fact that they have produced one young already can be taken as a sign of fertility, which could indicate that they would be a good canidate for "reproducing" with. :wink,wink,nudge,nudge,know what I mean, know what I mean:

They're just beautiful. I'm just wired that way. I like breasts, not necessarily big ones, but nice, firm, proportionatly beautiful ones for teh same reason that an equilateral trianlge is the most visually pleasing triangle. Meaning I don't know why, but evolution built an attraction to breasts into my brain. :)

but really, tiny breasts are as good for that purpose as huge ones yet men tend to be obsessed with big breasts as if they were somehow more usefulOh, yeah. For me, it needs to fit the package. I've found that small breasts are less likely to look out of place than overly silicon-bloated ones.

I don't know. They kind of annoy me. I don't like having them.

it's not having breasts that make women horny, it's what you DO with the breasts that does.

Oooh, do elaborate please!

Breasts are sexy.

That's all there is to it.

They're soft and squishy and feel good in your hands and when you do other things that a pg-13 forum would frown upon me talking about with them. And with some women they are hard wired to lets say their yippy button and anything that is connected to that is completely okay with me. Specially if they're soft and squishy and fun to play with.

And, overall, for the non-naked stuff they are part of the female form that give it shape and when proportional just happens to look great.

But, as pointed out, that's my wiring.

but they're still fun, dammit...

Oh, yeah. For me, it needs to fit the package. I've found that small breasts are less likely to look out of place than overly silicon-bloated ones.

dont even get me started on the stupidity of preferring silicon enhanced breasts to smaller natural breasts.

And at Renaissance Faires, between them happens to be a dandy place to stow:

Roses
Bodice Daggers
Cash
ornaments whose sole purpose is to scream, "LOOK AT US!!!!"

:D

dont even get me started on the stupidity of preferring silicon enhanced breasts to smaller natural breasts.There are times when they are forgiveable, but generally, the only cool thing about them is that they glow when you hold flashlights to them.

And at Renaissance Faires, between them happens to be a dandy place to stow:

Roses
Bodice Daggers
Cash
ornaments whose sole purpose is to scream, "LOOK AT US!!!!"

:D

Well, given some of the buxom lasses in the ummm... pushup corsets at the ren-fest, lets just say it gives a whole new meaning to "stopping to smell the roses" there. :-D

*looks innocent*

What?

Kat - put some roses in there next time we're at the ren-fest and I'll demonstrate. :-)

In primates they indicate a lactating female, one that has a young one. This makes the male instinctively attracted and protective towards her, since primate youngsters take a lot of time and effort to raise and having a male around to help eases things a lot for females.

Because human infants take an extraordinary long time to mature, human breasts are always swollen to make males stay around for longer. Where nature can't provide all the necessary incentive, law and moral principles step in to fill the gaps.
This is true, right? Meaning you're not just pulling my leg here, right?

Because that would mark the second time this week that some scientific explanation you posted astonished me.

What an awesome explanation. I never even realized we are the only mammals with "constantly swollen breasts". :p

I feel dumb now. Can I come take science lessons with you? *puppy dog eyes*

I'm not going to even begin to try and explain it.


They just are. The sky is blue, breasts are fun.

In primates they indicate a lactating female, one that has a young one. This makes the male instinctively attracted and protective towards her, since primate youngsters take a lot of time and effort to raise and having a male around to help eases things a lot for females.

Because human infants take an extraordinary long time to mature, human breasts are always swollen to make males stay around for longer. Where nature can't provide all the necessary incentive, law and moral principles step in to fill the gaps.

They're also fun.

I remember hearing about this on the Discovery Channel, the latter on HBO.

This is true, right? Meaning you're not just pulling my leg here, right?

Because that would mark the second time this week that some scientific explanation you posted astonished me.

What an awesome explanation. I never even realized we are the only mammals with "constantly swollen breasts". :p

I feel dumb now. Can I come take science lessons with you? *puppy dog eyes*

hey baby, those are some nice constantly swollen mammary glands.

In primates they indicate a lactating female, one that has a young one. This makes the male instinctively attracted and protective towards her, since primate youngsters take a lot of time and effort to raise and having a male around to help eases things a lot for females.

Because human infants take an extraordinary long time to mature, human breasts are always swollen to make males stay around for longer. Where nature can't provide all the necessary incentive, law and moral principles step in to fill the gaps.

They're also fun.

Riiiiiiight..... Then how come I'm lactose intolerant, yet still love titties?

hey baby, those are some nice constantly swollen mammary glands.
Yeah... no.

They store milk. Duh. :rolleyes:

Yeah... no.

oh come on, it gave you a chuckle.

Riiiiiiight..... Then how come I'm lactose intolerant, yet still love titties?
Honey, it's the offspring that's supposed to drink there, not the male. Great father you'd make, sheesh. :p

oh come on, it gave you a chuckle.
Actually, no, it totally didn't. :p

ornaments whose sole purpose is to scream, "LOOK AT US!!!!"

:D
Ugh. I'm not getting on you specificly, Kat, but this is part of why I don't like Ren Faires...

See, one of the things that I do that doesn't make me much money at all does a little bit so I can call it a job in the most technical sense is being a playwright (as well as other tangential theater jobs), which means that I spend a lot of time around actresses...and at first I thought, "Crimeney, is there a bigger bunch of attention starved people on the planet?"

Yes, yes there is. A Ren Faire woman in a corset with crap stuffed in her cleavage.

Here's the thing, if you've got breasts, I'm going to look. T-shirt, sweater, blouse...hell, stuffed under three layers and an overcoat I'm going to look at where they should be and imagine what they're like.

Now, of course there is something to be said by inviting us to look, by letting us know that within limits it's totally okay. But at a certain point it just becomes too much and takes all the fun out of it. Now I'm obliged to look, and frankly unless that obligation involves the stuffing of singles or a fair bit of mutual fondling that's just not as fun.

So that's part of why going to a Ren Faire is a bit of a drag.

Actually, no, it totally didn't. :p

*sigh* I suck at life.

Honey, it's the offspring that's supposed to drink there, not the male. Great father you'd make, sheesh. :p


Which brings up another question... Has anyone ever made cheese or butter out of human breast milk? Would it be morally ok? Would it taste good? I need answers.

*sigh* I suck at life.
Nah. When you actually use that as a pickup line, then you suck at life. :fluffle:


Ugh. I'm not getting on you specificly, Kat, but this is part of why I don't like Ren Faires...

See, one of the things that I do that doesn't make me much money at all does a little bit so I can call it a job in the most technical sense is being a playwright (as well as other tangential theater jobs), which means that I spend a lot of time around actresses...and at first I thought, "Crimeney, is there a bigger bunch of attention starved people on the planet?"

Yes, yes there is. A Ren Faire woman in a corset with crap stuffed in her cleavage.

Here's the thing, if you've got breasts, I'm going to look. T-shirt, sweater, blouse...hell, stuffed under three layers and an overcoat I'm going to look at where they should be and imagine what they're like.

Now, of course there is something to be said by inviting us to look, by letting us know that within limits it's totally okay. But at a certain point it just becomes too much and takes all the fun out of it. Now I'm obliged to look, and frankly unless that obligation involves the stuffing of singles or a fair bit of mutual fondling that's just not as fun.

So that's part of why going to a Ren Faire is a bit of a drag.
Oh.

*takes off corset, puts old ratty sweater back on*

:(

Which brings up another question... Has anyone ever made cheese or butter out of human breast milk? Would it be morally ok? Would it taste good? I need answers.

I can't imagine the process of asking a nursing woman if she's willing to be milked for such a purpose.

I'm not saying there isn't someone out there that would be, I just don't know how to broach the subject...

Nah. When you actually use that as a pickup line, then you suck at life. :fluffle:

Damn, I can't even get a little sympathy vibe?



*takes off corset, puts old ratty sweater back on*

:(

DAMN YOU CTOAN

Nah. When you actually use that as a pickup line, then you suck at life. :fluffle:



Oh.

*takes off corset, puts old ratty sweater back on*

:(Boo, don't listen to him, take that sweater off and put the corset back on... or not, either way be sure to post pictures ;)

Nah. When you actually use that as a pickup line, then you suck at life. :fluffle:



Oh.

*takes off corset, puts old ratty sweater back on*

:(

I'm still going to look...

and the corset is fine, it's all the extra stuff and the walking up to everybody chest first and waving 'em around like they're a flag you want to plant or something...

and of course, if it's going to lead to some mutual fondling, then hell-go to town...

What is not?

I can't imagine the process of asking a nursing woman if she's willing to be milked for such a purpose.

I'm not saying there isn't someone out there that would be, I just don't know how to broach the subject...

I think if a woman is kind enough to provide milk for her baby, she wouldn't have a problem churning out a little butter for her husband's breakfast toast.

I think if a woman is kind enough to provide milk for her baby, she wouldn't have a problem churning out a little butter for her husband's breakfast toast.
I will give you $5 American if you will phrase it exactly that way and let me know how it turns out.


DAMN YOU CTOAN
I was going to say something like,
"Look, I'm as big a fan of WYTYG's breasts as anyone..."

BUT-

This is the internet...I do not want to know the extent to which that isn't true...

And secondly, that would I think be the creepiest thing I would have said here ever.

Breasts are sexy.

That's all there is to it.

QFT.

This is definately one of the better threads recently.......let's hear it for a lack of politics:p

Now Me I am an L.A. Love man......Legs and A** you can not beat watching a nice pair of legs and a wonderful bum......but breasts do have their place...... I like a nice firm pair.....not those really big ones...and definately not the enhanced later ones. I am working on a nice young lady at work with a very nice pair and great legs and the most perfect bum in the world! Life is so wonderful.:D

Ugh. I'm not getting on you specificly, Kat, but this is part of why I don't like Ren Faires...

See, one of the things that I do that doesn't make me much money at all does a little bit so I can call it a job in the most technical sense is being a playwright (as well as other tangential theater jobs), which means that I spend a lot of time around actresses...and at first I thought, "Crimeney, is there a bigger bunch of attention starved people on the planet?"

Yes, yes there is. A Ren Faire woman in a corset with crap stuffed in her cleavage.

Here's the thing, if you've got breasts, I'm going to look. T-shirt, sweater, blouse...hell, stuffed under three layers and an overcoat I'm going to look at where they should be and imagine what they're like.

Now, of course there is something to be said by inviting us to look, by letting us know that within limits it's totally okay. But at a certain point it just becomes too much and takes all the fun out of it. Now I'm obliged to look, and frankly unless that obligation involves the stuffing of singles or a fair bit of mutual fondling that's just not as fun.

So that's part of why going to a Ren Faire is a bit of a drag.

*shrug* So don't go. I will be the first to admit some women take it over the top-- literally. I don't think that having thy cups massively running over is attractive. However, my feeling good and being flirty and flashing a wee bit of cleavage is just good clean fun. If the thought that someone can't just dive in and manhandle breasts just because they can see them is a problem -- it's only a problem for the person who is upset by it.

*shrug* So don't go. I will be the first to admit some women take it over the top-- literally. I don't think that having thy cups massively running over is attractive. However, my feeling good and being flirty and flashing a wee bit of cleavage is just good clean fun. If the thought that someone can't just dive in and manhandle breasts just because they can see them is a problem -- it's only a problem for the person who is upset by it.

See, now I knew you'd take it all personally and stuff. First of all, I don't go-I thought that would have been evident...

And no, I don't mind chicks feeling good about themselves and having a flirty good time-never said I was against that.

And no, again-I look at breasts, like 'em a lot, and I'm looking at breasts that I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of even brushing up against in a crowded bus much less manhandling them and it doesn't offend me in the slightest nor do I hold the female populations selectivness in who gets to hold the goods against them. It would be a creepy and unsatisfying world if it weren't that way.

All I'm saying is there is a line where feeling groovy and flirty becomes creepy and needy and a fair amount of chicks at the Ren Faire prance over that line and do cartwheels. I didn't say you where one of them or even that it was all of them, but it's enough to make the whole deal a drag.

If you enjoy it, gravy. But don't take things so personally. Sheesh. Especially if you're going to stretch out what I say to make me into a grop monster.

bigger = better, IMO.

and that's all i'm gonna say in this thread.

bigger = better, IMO.

and that's all i'm gonna say in this thread.

Why do you think so?

It seems to me that if they're properly proportionate, it's better than being bigger. I mean, breasts being bigger than they should be really look out of place, and just flat-out ruin the overall look of a person.

Take Tera Patrick, post implants, for a very good example.

Hell, as long as the breasts are in proportion with the rest of the body there is no way around their... what's the word I'm looking for?....

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!

If you don't get it now I doubt you ever will.

I mean, BREASTS. What's NOT to like about them?

Probably because somewhere in the subconciousness, there's a part that's looking at a boob and saying, "Mmmm, lunch!"

As for the size thing, hummans are (IIRC) the only mamal where breasts are a secondary sex organ. The sight of them is usually wired into men as such (though, honestly, culture plays a much larger role in it), and larger breasts tend to get equated with better chance at reproduction.

It's the same how taller men are usually more attractive to women.

That being said, my wife is not a big girl in any way shape or form, and I am more than satisfied. :D

I think if a woman is kind enough to provide milk for her baby, she wouldn't have a problem churning out a little butter for her husband's breakfast toast.

:eek:

I've been baffled by that very question for some time, but my male friends generally seem pretty adamant in their "yay boobs" opinions nonetheless. :p

If I'm going to carry them around all day you better admire them!

If I'm going to carry them around all day you better admire them!

huh. I was 90% sure you were a guy.

huh. I was 90% sure you were a guy.

!!W00t

Try squeezing them or just gentle feeling or licking or sucking or just looking or fondling or brushing.

!!W00t

with a name like Rainbowwws you are either female or an overtly gay male. For some reason I thought the second.

with a name like Rainbowwws you are either female or an overtly gay male. For some reason I thought the second.

Oh, I thought I wrote masculinely...
I'm a female. Straight female.

If I'm going to carry them around all day you better admire them!

Done.

Edit, And I'm wrong.



On topic, I don't have boobies, so I find boobies facinating on girls im attracted to. Or at least I think thats why I'm attracted to them. Maybe not. *shrugs*

It's because they feel so plump, except when they ain't then they are just erm...

Neo K is an Ass man.:p

Oh, I thought I wrote masculinely...
I'm a female. Straight female.

!

How YOU doin?

Someone stated this earlier in another thread, but for NSG, I get an overall feeling of subdued sexual frustatration here. As for the post starter, I take it your a woman?

Breasts are the sole reason I'm not completely homosexual.

Im sure you've alienated alot of perfectly fit, Man boobed individuals.

!

How YOU doin?

I never would of thought people actually knew me here, let alone would hit on me.

I never would of thought people actually knew me here, let alone would hit on me.

Ill hold him off for the broom, quick get too your car....Theres nothing worse than a horney forum predator...

Try squeezing them or just gentle feeling or licking or sucking or just looking or fondling or brushing.

*Snaps fingers*

Didnt want ya too get TOO into that.

Im sure you've alienated alot of perfectly fit, Man boobed individuals.

Man boobs are like mayonnaise on french fries. Somewhere, someone may like them, but it makes me puke.

Boobs compensate for the fact that men are just better lovers, in my experience.

Man boobs are like mayonnaise on french fries. Somewhere, someone may like them, but it makes me puke.

Boobs compensate for the fact that men are just better lovers, in my experience.

...Move along sir.

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!

They just are great.

Sure, they are fun, and bounciness can be nice, though not a requirement. But mostly breasts have presence -- they immediately capture the attention of straight males through what must be some sort of hardwiring in the brain, to create that "deer frozen in headlights" effect. They also encourage the brain to release pleasure-chemicals to give a jolt of pleasure, encouraging the desire to have more viewings.

And some sets can be shaped with such exquisite curves as to be works of art, transcending mere chemicals.

Someone stated this earlier in another thread, but for NSG, I get an overall feeling of subdued sexual frustatration here. As for the post starter, I take it your a woman?
Nah, he's just dead inside.

Legs and A** you can not beat watching a nice pair of legs and a wonderful bum......but breasts do have their place...... I like a nice firm pair.....not those really big ones...and definately not the enhanced later ones.

...it's like I'm meeting my clone. :p

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!

Words can never describe the joy of ta-tas. You'll have to see, feel, smell, and taste a real, vibrant, jiggling pair for yourself to truly appreciate the glory of female breastesses.

Words can never describe the joy of ta-tas. You'll have to see, feel, smell, and taste a real, vibrant, jiggling pair for yourself to truly appreciate the glory of female breastesses.

Aha! Nobody believed me! Why does everyone relieve thier sexually explicit fantasies, or just general thoughts here? Where are the mods? Where is dignity? Why is nobody listening!!?

Aha! Nobody believed me! Why does everyone relieve thier sexually explicit fantasies, or just general thoughts here? Where are the mods? Where is dignity? Why is nobody listening!!?

What are you talking about? Poetry and dignity epitomize the bosom. Lighten up.

No,no,no, you have it mixed around they make us horny, who cares about the woman being horny or not.;)

I thought that happens when they say "hi"

They are jiggily squishy and fun to play with.

the're pretty to look at for the second two decades of their owner's lives (ages 10-30). a few remain relatively, if imperfectly, attractive longer.

and of course the milk they produce is percisely what the young are born to require for the first few years of life. unfortunately my own mother had inverted nipples so i never got to enjoy that part of it.

=^^=
.../\...

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!Obviously you haven't seen mine, or you wouldn't have to ask.

Obviously you haven't seen mine, or you wouldn't have to ask.

Can I see them?

Can I see them?Wouldn't I get arrested for flashing children? :p

Wouldn't I get arrested for flashing children? :p


Pardon me? I am 26. Now flash me!

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!

I like my boobies... what's wrong with that?
I like other girls' boobies, too. :D

Pardon me? I am 26. Now flash me!

*flash*

*flash*



:( I wanted a real picture....I don't like you anymore.:mad:

:( I wanted a real picture....I don't like you anymore.:mad:I don't allow pictures. I'm in the witness protection program.

Boobies are great! They're soft & bouncy & all around wonderful (& mine are a D-cup... yes I'm bragging :p)

Boobies are great! They're soft & bouncy & all around wonderful (& mine are a D-cup... yes I'm bragging :p)

Please God don't now tell me you are a man:eek:

I saw it... Do you have *flash* enabled on your browser?

Very funny. :mad:

I don't allow pictures. I'm in the witness protection program.



Fine...be that way...I don't care. *Runs away crying*

they are bouncy and soft and they have nipples on them.

Boobies are great! They're soft & bouncy & all around wonderful (& mine are a D-cup... yes I'm bragging :p)

DD, honey. :D

I'm soooo much better at bragging ;)

Please God don't now tell me you are a man:eek:

*rotflmao*
Not last I checked. Thanks for the laugh.

:( I wanted a real picture....I don't like you anymore.:mad:

I saw it... Do you have *flash* enabled on your browser?

Someone stated this earlier in another thread, but for NSG, I get an overall feeling of subdued sexual frustatration here. As for the post starter, I take it your a woman?

This is nothing. Haven't you ever been to II?
"And my incredibly massive missiles POUND your helpless land MERCILESSLY!"

DD, honey. :D

I'm soooo much better at bragging ;)

Heehe... lucky you. :D

Heehe... lucky you. :D

Depends... try finding nice lace bras in that size. It can be a challenge.

Today, on Northern Border´s Guide to the Sexualy Inocent!

On why boob are good:

- They are soft. Yummy Yummy!
- They give a beter shape to the female body.
- They are one of the few things that only women have and men dont.
- They are nice to play with your hands and mouth.
- They get you horny.
- They can be used to tit fuck (spanish girl) if they are big enough.
- They bounce up and down when missionary fucking.
- They hang down when doggy fucking.
- They are one of the ways to tell if a girl is horny or not.
- They are something you can brag to your friends when they are big.

Depends... try finding nice lace bras in that size. It can be a challenge.

It is in my size too. lol
I find corsets much better. :D

It is in my size too. lol
I find corsets much better. :D

For some reason, I can't wear anything underwired for too long, it always ends up giving me bruises. So I stick to bras, but they need a certain cut so I can take out the wires without losing support or form.
I particulary hate padded bras, and they are all the rage in Ireland these days. It's hard to get anything else, especially since I like to buy sets, mostly.

Oh, and I'm currently looking for a nice corset. It's a bit difficult with my size ;)

Oh, and I'm currently looking for a nice corset. It's a bit difficult with my size ;)

Ahem... *shameless self-promotion*
I am a seamstress & know how to make corsets. :D

Ahem... *shameless self-promotion*
I am a seamstress & know how to make corsets. :D

I don't think I'm really lucky today and you'll tell me that you live in Dublin?

Depends... try finding nice lace bras in that size. It can be a challenge.It's bad enough in a D, they all look like old lady bras. Unless you spend a mint. And my bustier is getting too tight.

I don't think I'm really lucky today and you'll tell me that you live in Dublin?

Um, no, but there's always the good ol' postal service.

Or you could move me to Dublin... always wanted to go there. I'm just too damn broke. I'd make you a pile of corsets for THAT! :D

There are manboobs...EeeK!:eek: :eek:

Breasts are the sole reason I'm not completely homosexual.

There are manboobs...

Well, yes, that's the reaction that manboobs usually get.

Women can be counted on to have the higher quality boobs from an aesthetic and functional point of view.Cool. I quoted you before you said it. I'm psychic. Or is that psychotic?

EeeK!:eek: :eek:

Well, yes, that's the reaction that manboobs usually get.

Women can be counted on to have the higher quality boobs from an aesthetic and functional point of view.

Well, yes, that's the reaction that manboobs usually get.

Women can be counted on to have the higher quality boobs from an aesthetic and functional point of view.

yup as that what my reaction was when i saw some on a man and he was using them

yup as that what my reaction was when i saw some on a man and he was using them

Using them for what?

Using them for what?

I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna now, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna now, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna now, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna now, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna now, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know!!!!

Um, no, but there's always the good ol' postal service.

Or you could move me to Dublin... always wanted to go there. I'm just too damn broke. I'd make you a pile of corsets for THAT! :D

Sorry, I'll have to pass.
A very good friend of mine is a tailor, she's been promising me one for ages, only she never seems to make it to Ireland, and I'm never in Germany for more than a few days, so she didn't even get round to take measures yet...

Sorry, I'll have to pass.
A very good friend of mine is a tailor, she's been promising me one for ages, only she never seems to make it to Ireland, and I'm never in Germany for more than a few days, so she didn't even get round to take measures yet...

That's okay. I wasn't really serious about it anyhow. Well, I would sew one for you, but I wasn't serious about the moving part. :D

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!

I like to refer to them as fun bags. :p

I was going to say something like,
"Look, I'm as big a fan of WYTYG's breasts as anyone..."

But then, that kinda goes without saying now, doesn't it? I mean, who isn't a fan of WYTYG's breasts? ;)

EeeK!:eek: :eek:

Oh shit, time's gone screwy again!

"What the hell are so great about breasts?"

Personally, I don't see why people hype breasts as much as they do.

I like breasts. I think many people have very attractive breasts. I enjoy touching nice breasts. I enjoy having my breasts touched.

But, frankly, you could replace "breasts" with a whole lot of other body parts, and all those things would still be true.

Ears. Legs. Hands. Lips. Hair.

The breast obsession in my culture actually makes me less interested in breasts. So many people are absolutely fixated on boobies that it starts getting old real quick. So many guys think that "foreplay" means "I grab your boobies a lot" that it becomes tiresome more than arousing. Yes, boobies are nice, but kindly don't overlook all the other fun bits!

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!

What is so great about butts? About killer abs? About nice eyes? About nice cheekbones? It comes down to whatever people find aesthetically pleasing. Breasts attract a lot of men to women just as a nice round rump attracts me to women. We all have things which we find exciting. What do you like?

"What the hell are so great about breasts?"

Personally, I don't see why people hype breasts as much as they do.

I like breasts. I think many people have very attractive breasts. I enjoy touching nice breasts. I enjoy having my breasts touched.

But, frankly, you could replace "breasts" with a whole lot of other body parts, and all those things would still be true.

Ears. Legs. Hands. Lips. Hair.

The breast obsession in my culture actually makes me less interested in breasts. So many people are absolutely fixated on boobies that it starts getting old real quick. So many guys think that "foreplay" means "I grab your boobies a lot" that it becomes tiresome more than arousing. Yes, boobies are nice, but kindly don't overlook all the other fun bits!

oh dear god no. There are far too many erogenous zones that need attention. The boobies are a good place to start but certainly not your only stop. Part of great sex is great foreplay.

What is so great about butts?

I like big butts, and I cannot lie!
You other brothers can't deny!

oh dear god no. There are far too many erogenous zones that need attention. The boobies are a good place to start but certainly not your only stop. Part of great sex is great foreplay.

Just remember, you can't just go stampeding for the clitoris. :p

About nice cheekbones?

nice cheekbones, that's the first time i've heard that :p:)

but to answer your question, i think i like legs better than breasts, maybe not to play with, but i think i prefer them to look at. but there are other things to i find important in a girl.

*goes to cave to do some serious introspection*

I for one don't understand the whole breast thing, either. Breasts were "meant" for the baby, after all. I much prefer butts.

I asked myself the same question at 15 and concluded that I just like them because thats the way I am.

This is true, right? Meaning you're not just pulling my leg here, right?

Because that would mark the second time this week that some scientific explanation you posted astonished me.

What an awesome explanation. I never even realized we are the only mammals with "constantly swollen breasts". :p

I feel dumb now. Can I come take science lessons with you? *puppy dog eyes*

*blushes*

I for one don't understand the whole breast thing, either. Breasts were "meant" for the baby, after all.
Screw that, my breasts were "meant" for me. :D

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!

Because of my exams I've totally forgotten about boobs. So can somebody post a picture so that I remember what's so fun about them? :D ;)

Because of my exams I've totally forgotten about boobs. So can somebody post a picture so that I remember what's so fun about them? :D ;)
yeah, exams suck
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Illu_breast_anatomy.jpg

I do so hate arriving late to this kind of thread! :p

I'll just add, what's not to like? ;)

yeah, exams suck
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Illu_breast_anatomy.jpg

Thank you :D

yeah, exams suck
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Illu_breast_anatomy.jpg

http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/paris-hilton-hamburger.jpg
"That's hot."

http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/paris-hilton-hamburger.jpg
"That's hot."

yeah i know, that's why i study medicine, for all the sexy anatomy pictures *drools*

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!
http://www.evil-comic.com/comics/e20050726.gif

http://www.evil-comic.com/comics/e20050726.gif

:D

Did anyone notice the typo in the first panel?

:D

Did anyone notice the typo in the first panel?

Not a typo, just poor spelling. "Rescources." Yeesh...

hey.. they're EVIL INC. the bad guys who do things legally!

and for more Boobie comics...
http://www.gucomics.com/comics/gu_20070101.jpghttp://www.gucomics.com/comics/gu_20070102.jpg

Okay, that made me laugh out loud! And blue-footed ones, too!

:D

Did anyone notice the typo in the first panel?

hey.. they're EVIL INC. the bad guys who do things legally!

and for more Boobie comics...
http://www.gucomics.com/comics/gu_20070101.jpghttp://www.gucomics.com/comics/gu_20070102.jpg

Okay, that made me laugh out loud! And blue-footed ones, too!

{sings}
"Let's Do the Time Warp Agaaaaiiinnn!"

Yes, boobies are nice, but kindly don't overlook all the other fun bits!

*opens notepad* I don't imagine an exhausive list would be too much to ask?

*opens notepad* I don't imagine an exhausive list would be too much to ask?

Your spelling's degenerating just from thinking about that exhaustive list, I see. :p

They store milk. Duh. :rolleyes:

Actually ... no they do not.

It's purely an "on demand" system. You must be confusing them with udders. It's udderly wrong to do that.

Boobies are great! They're soft & bouncy & all around wonderful (& mine are a D-cup... yes I'm bragging :p)
DD, honey. :D

I'm soooo much better at bragging ;)
Kristaltopia should change her name to Mario, because she just got 1-Up'd!

I have always wanted to do that to someone...

DD, honey. :D

I'm soooo much better at bragging ;)
me too :( they are freaking heavy.

We can shoot lasers outta' them. Nifty, right?

Your spelling's degenerating just from thinking about that exhaustive list, I see. :p

*shrug* I am but human. :D

Boobies are great! They're soft & bouncy & all around wonderful (& mine are a D-cup... yes I'm bragging :p)

DD, honey. :D

I'm soooo much better at bragging ;)

I already knew I liked Cabra, and I think Krystaltopia and I could become friends. :p And that's a pity about the underwires, Cabra, I can sympathize, they are incredibly uncomfortable sometimes (and I'm only a C). The best way to get a good fit is to have the things custom made, but you can afford that on a regular basis?

*opens notepad* I don't imagine an exhausive list would be too much to ask?

If it's attached, try it. If her breathing changes noticeably, that's one of them. The bonus is the search itself also works.

If it's attached, try it. If her breathing changes noticeably, that's one of them. The bonus is the search itself also works.

And if she has detachable parts ... :eek:

If she starts yelling, it either isn't one of them, or it is but you did it too hard.

Depends on the kind of yell, you might have hit paydirt...

If it's attached, try it. If her breathing changes noticeably, that's one of them. The bonus is the search itself also works.

If she starts yelling, it either isn't one of them, or it is but you did it too hard.

And if she has detachable parts ... :eek:

if the part is detachable it likely lacks the nerve endings to be of any use.

this is true, though I suppose of people didn't know the location of that one already, there may be no helping them.

I would hope, also, that "she" will participate more than just lying there uttering inarticulate sounds as you wander around her body exploring. I myself like to give some direction in such situations.

Run! Run! This thread is booby-trapped!

If it's attached, try it. If her breathing changes noticeably, that's one of them. The bonus is the search itself also works.

that's actually darn good advice.

Depends on the kind of yell, you might have hit paydirt...

this is true, though I suppose of people didn't know the location of that one already, there may be no helping them.

I don't allow pictures. I'm in the witness protection program.
:eek: :(

And to whoever said that proportion is best, SCREW PROPORTION! Gimme JJ size boobs on a 5'2 girl anytime!

:eek: :(

Have you no imagination? :D

Have you no imagination? :D
not really. :(

me too :( they are freaking heavy.

poor glitzi... i try to help by being her own personal mobile human bra/boob-holder, but for some reason she keeps on trying to get away :confused: :(
:P



ps: this thread needs more pictures. and less timewarp...ness

not really. :(

That's sad. :(

not really. :(

have no internet acces to look at porn if you want it so hard?

have no internet acces to look at porn if you want it so hard?
My dying libedo prevents me. :(

EDIT: Damn timewarps...

yay for boobies:D

My dying libedo prevents me. :(

EDIT: Damn timewarps...

oh that's sad, but with that libido out of the way you can now focus on more important mathers, science or religion for instance.

oh that's sad, but with that libido out of the way you can now focus on more important mathers, science or religion for instance.
I've already found an important matter: staying on this computer. *nods* :)

I've already found an important matter: staying on this computer. *nods* :)

Good, you help keep Jolt going and the rest of us will ... well, never mind that. Nice try, by the way, attempting to get BitchKitten to post a picture.

Breasts are nice. I like having them, I like looking at and touching other women's, they're one of the female form's best features. But then, I'm a fool for the female form anyway, in general (and in one particular case). ;)

Good, you help keep Jolt going and the rest of us will ... well, never mind that. Nice try, by the way, attempting to get BitchKitten to post a picture.
I gave up on trying. :p

me too :( they are freaking heavy.

Lyrics to Otto Titsling by Bette Midler.

Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut,
had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.

One night at the opera he saw an Aida
who's tits were so big they would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the weight of those terrible tits.

Oh, my god! There she blows!
Aerodynamically this bitch was a mess.
Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration
flood his soul. He knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
where he futzed and futzed and futzed.

For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
to lift and mold the female breast;
to point the small ones to the sky;
to keep the big ones high and dry!

Every night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! He even tried his own two lips!

Well, he stitched and he slaved
and he slaved and he stitched
until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!

Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
down the street to the diva's house
bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
she finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
from the diva's mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by some
to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
with a vengeance!
Ahhhhh-i!

But little did Otto know,
at the moment of his greatest triumph,
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other than the very worst
of the French patent thieves,
Philippe DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the scene
with a great deal of interest!

Later that night, while our Brun Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Philippe softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.

Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."

The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?

TITS!1!!!11!11!:p

TITS!1!!!11!11!:p

Hey, we're both TIET-members, remember :D

ps: this thread needs more pictures. and less timewarp...ness

QFT. The lack of boobs in this thread is messing with the time part of the space-time continuum.
http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/9064/picture104wu7.jpg

What makes a man
Is it the woman in his arms
Just cuz she’s got big titties
Or is it the way
That he fights everyday
No, it’s probly the titties



Sorry… I really couldn’t help it.
A HappyTart to everyone who knows that reference.

The milk they produce is so delicous. http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/babybear/Images/Animated_gifs/lick.gif

I have to admit that it's been quite a while since I've had first-hand experience but I believe breast milk isn't actually all that tasty. A little bland is what I've heard.

EDIT: Still with the time-warps, I see.

Any chance that it goes back evolutionary hard wiring, with bigger breasts signifying better fertility/better able to care for child?

*shrug*

I have to admit that it's been quite a while since I've had first-hand experience but I believe breast milk isn't actually all that tasty. A little bland is what I've heard.

EDIT: Still with the time-warps, I see.

yes, but drinking it from the source is so much more fun than with cow-milk.

The milk they produce is so delicous. http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/babybear/Images/Animated_gifs/lick.gif

There's an idea that breasts grew in size when humans switched to mating from the front, in order to replace the buttocks as visual sexual stimulation.

but i still find buttocks sexual stimulating.

wow i'm fast today :-s

There's an idea that breasts grew in size when humans switched to mating from the front, in order to replace the buttocks as visual sexual stimulation.

There's that and the bouyancy thing from the aquatic ape theory, women with larger breasts float better, so when they fled into the water to escape predators ...

I have to admit that it's been quite a while since I've had first-hand experience but I believe breast milk isn't actually all that tasty. A little bland is what I've heard.

*ingores*

Sorry, I'm busy. :p

*licks lips*
EDIT: Still with the time-warps, I see.

Damn Jolt to hell.

Any chance that it goes back evolutionary hard wiring, with bigger breasts signifying better fertility/better able to care for child?

There's an idea that breasts grew in size when humans switched to mating from the front, in order to replace the buttocks as visual sexual stimulation.

I've never cared for "boobs" or "boobies" as terms for breasts. "Tits" I don't mind. Just me, I guess.

If such has not already been done yet, I'm gonna post the following statement that should be obligatory to any topic concerning this particular subject matter.

Ahem.

BOOBIES!!!

This discussion is now considered officially concluded in favor of the aforementioned statement, and any statements offered counter to such an assertion hereby recognized as 'Lies and Misinformation'.

That is all.

breasts = best

Kristaltopia should change her name to Mario, because she just got 1-Up'd!

I have always wanted to do that to someone...Seeing how sparingly you've used your not even 900 posts since 2003 this must have been quite the occasion indeed. :p


DD, honey. :D

I'm soooo much better at bragging ;) Me too, although I wouldn't mind being a C. :/

poor glitzi... i try to help by being her own personal mobile human bra/boob-holder, but for some reason she keeps on trying to get away :confused: :(
:P Aww, how selfless of you! :p

I've never cared for "boobs" or "boobies" as terms for breasts. "Tits" I don't mind. Just me, I guess. Yup. "Boobies" sounds to me like what teenagers would say, and "boobs" is nice for using in non-dirty conversation.
For sexy situations, they're no good - way too cutesy and harmless. "Breasts" and "tits" are much better for those.

Aww, how selfless of you! :p


aren't i nice? :D


though for some reason other women seem to dislike me doing that even more than she does :confused: :p

poor glitzi... i try to help by being her own personal mobile human bra/boob-holder, but for some reason she keeps on trying to get away :confused: :(
:P

ps: this thread needs more pictures. and less timewarp...ness

Could be the hot breath washing over her shoulders from behind and the ... uhm ... prodding that I would think would be an inevitable consequence of ... excuse me ... ahem ... yes, well. :p

though for some reason other women seem to dislike me doing that even more than she does :confused: :p :eek: <.<

but i still find buttocks sexual stimulating.

They would remain so. No reason to lose it.

They would remain so. No reason to lose it.

Quite right. That's another thread entirely, I imagine.

Eww fucking eww. Butts turn me off big time.

What?! I can't see why. Are they fun, bouncy?!!!

Yes, that's pretty much it: Fun and bouncy. Manboobs are fun too, but not for the same reasons.

Eww fucking eww. Butts turn me off big time.

No wonder you don't have a girlfriend... everyone has one. :p

I've never cared for "boobs" or "boobies" as terms for breasts. "Tits" I don't mind. Just me, I guess.

I don't like either. (or any of them)

I never liked people using euphemisms for my body parts.


Probably because my parents came up with stupid ones.

No wonder you don't have a girlfriend... everyone has one. :p

And a large number of people are one. But butts are very nice, too, definitely.

Yes, that's pretty much it: Fun and bouncy. Manboobs are fun too, but not for the same reasons.

what are they fun for then?

*is afraid of the possible answers*

And a large number of people are one. But butts are very nice, too, definitely.

We don't call them butts then... we call them asses.

And usually ass being short for asshole, as well.

[/linguistics nazi]

No wonder you don't have a girlfriend... everyone has one. :p
That's why I gave up on looking. they all have a fucking boyfriend. Hell, it even happened in my dream last night! :eek: :mad:

that's actually darn good advice.

I have my moments...

That's why I gave up on looking. they all have a fucking boyfriend. Hell, it even happened in my dream last night! :eek: :mad:

no, I mean, everyone has a butt. Not a girlfriend. :P

no, I mean, everyone has a butt. Not a girlfriend. :P
...

Thanks for correcting me. :P

That's why I gave up on looking. they all have a fucking boyfriend. Hell, it even happened in my dream last night! :eek: :mad:

Never give up on something like that. And relax, that'll go a long way to making you not only visible to the opposite sex, but attractive, too.

what are they fun for then?

*is afraid of the possible answers*

Linky (http://Manboobs.co.uk)

Never give up on something like that. And relax, that'll go a long way to making you not only visible to the opposite sex, but attractive, too.
bleh. what ever. I stopped caring when I stopped looking.

Now, leave me alone, you already-have-a-bf bitches and let me go back to my computer games. :p

This is nothing. Haven't you ever been to II?
"And my incredibly massive missiles POUND your helpless land MERCILESSLY!"

I suppose I can only hope he was using both hands too type...

Linky

wow

Boobies are great! They're soft & bouncy & all around wonderful (& mine are a D-cup... yes I'm bragging :p)

...No thats totally approporate for an online forum full of....these NSG types...

wow

Viewing that site is a bit like choosing the red pill in that movie, isn't it?

Viewing that site is a bit like choosing the red pill in that movie, isn't it?


Rule #34 of the internet, guys. :p

*flash*

Thats a 200 dollar fine...wait is public nudity legal in....NSG?

Viewing that site is a bit like choosing the red pill in that movie, isn't it?

i have no idea what the red pill exactly did, but i'm guessing it makes you sick or sends you on a bad trip or something.

What are you talking about? Poetry and dignity epitomize the bosom. Lighten up.

Sorry...Reading "Culture Warrior"

i have no idea what the red pill exactly did, but i'm guessing it makes you sick or sends you on a bad trip or something.

Or perhaps a nasal decongestant?

Rule #34 of the internet, guys. :p

I will not link to the snotgirls website because I will be banned untill the sun is a small lump of coal if I do.

Or perhaps a nasal decongestant?

a nasal decongestant in pill form? the wonders of technology ...

I will not link to the snotgirls website because I will be banned untill the sun is a small lump of coal if I do.
W.
T.
F?

Never mind. i'll google it, so neither of us get banned. :p

EDIT: eww.

a nasal decongestant in pill form? the wonders of technology ...

*slaps*

i have no idea what the red pill exactly did, but i'm guessing it makes you sick or sends you on a bad trip or something.

It woke Keanu up from the matrix and stuff so he could act out his messiah complex.

W.
T.
F?

Never mind. i'll google it, so neither of us get banned. :p



Enjoy :)

See, now I knew you'd take it all personally and stuff. First of all, I don't go-I thought that would have been evident...

And no, I don't mind chicks feeling good about themselves and having a flirty good time-never said I was against that.

And no, again-I look at breasts, like 'em a lot, and I'm looking at breasts that I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of even brushing up against in a crowded bus much less manhandling them and it doesn't offend me in the slightest nor do I hold the female populations selectivness in who gets to hold the goods against them. It would be a creepy and unsatisfying world if it weren't that way.

All I'm saying is there is a line where feeling groovy and flirty becomes creepy and needy and a fair amount of chicks at the Ren Faire prance over that line and do cartwheels. I didn't say you where one of them or even that it was all of them, but it's enough to make the whole deal a drag.

If you enjoy it, gravy. But don't take things so personally. Sheesh. Especially if you're going to stretch out what I say to make me into a grop monster.


I didn't take it personally. Projection?


Now, of course there is something to be said by inviting us to look, by letting us know that within limits it's totally okay. But at a certain point it just becomes too much and takes all the fun out of it. Now I'm obliged to look, and frankly unless that obligation involves the stuffing of singles or a fair bit of mutual fondling that's just not as fun.

So that's part of why going to a Ren Faire is a bit of a drag.

*shrug* You're the one who said it, not me.

It woke Keanu up from the matrix and stuff so he could act out his messiah complex.

oh, now i remember, but yes, i wish i took the other one, so i could live my life without knowing that there are sites about manboobs or babes picking their nose. the wonders of technology ...


*slaps New Ausha back with bigger trout*

oh, now i remember, but yes, i wish i took the other one, so i could live my life without knowing that there are sites about manboobs or babes picking their nose. the wonders of technology ...


*slaps New Ausha back with bigger trout*

Welcome to reality...uhm...on the internet

*slaps New Ausha back with bigger trout*


Gosh!... Frickin' Idiot!

:eek: <.<

But not you, of course.

*is not sure whether to be relieved or offended*

*curses Ruffy just in case*

*tugs*

EDIT: Hey, look! Milk! :p

WTFISWITHTHESEMASSIVETIMEWARPS?!

But not you, of course.

*is not sure whether to be relieved or offended*

*curses Ruffy just in case*

"What the hell are so great about breasts?"

Personally, I don't see why people hype breasts as much as they do.

I like breasts. I think many people have very attractive breasts. I enjoy touching nice breasts. I enjoy having my breasts touched.

But, frankly, you could replace "breasts" with a whole lot of other body parts, and all those things would still be true.

Ears. Legs. Hands. Lips. Hair.

The breast obsession in my culture actually makes me less interested in breasts. So many people are absolutely fixated on boobies that it starts getting old real quick. So many guys think that "foreplay" means "I grab your boobies a lot" that it becomes tiresome more than arousing. Yes, boobies are nice, but kindly don't overlook all the other fun bits!


Now, this is a damn good point. Every part of the body can be an erogenous zone, but so few people (especially few males) understand that it is not limited to the bits covered by a bikini. *sigh*

Screw that, my breasts were "meant" for me. :D

Haha! Mine too. I tried breastfeeding my son & he bit me! (no teeth I know, but the sensation was the same - PAINFUL as all hell). I said no! They're MINE! :p

Kristaltopia should change her name to Mario, because she just got 1-Up'd!

I have always wanted to do that to someone...

heheheee... good joke. But then my sense of humor is very.... "German"

And if she has detachable parts ... :eek:

Or HE has detachable parts... Oh, now I must listen to "Detachable Penis" lol

poor glitzi... i try to help by being her own personal mobile human bra/boob-holder, but for some reason she keeps on trying to get away :confused: :(
:P



ps: this thread needs more pictures. and less timewarp...ness


Human bras are great! hehehe

I have to admit that it's been quite a while since I've had first-hand experience but I believe breast milk isn't actually all that tasty. A little bland is what I've heard.

EDIT: Still with the time-warps, I see.

Well, I can't say for other women, but mine is quite sweet.
Hey... I was curious after giving birth as to what was so great about this milk that bumped the cup size up past DD (God, that hurt).

I didn't take it personally. Projection?
Suuuuuure...



*shrug* You're the one who said it, not me.
If you really look at what is being said, you'd see that I was simply adding situations as a caveat in which a guy will willingly enter a situation where he is obliged to look, i.e. a strip bar or sex with his girlfriend-you know, the mutual part of the fondling. -not 'groping.' If my girlfriend takes her top off, I am in fact obliged to look, if I don't she's going to get upset, but in that situation it's an exception. It's not "if you're going to show those to me I better be able to handle 'em." as you seem to want to interpret it, but rather just an addition to say that if I said that looking when it's an obligation was out someone was sure to point out those exceptions.

Think of it like this-even if you like kittens and pictures of kittens, when that woman at your office starts shoving the pictures of her kittens in your face and forcing you to comment on each and every one when you're just trying to get to the place that sells the turkey legs, you're not going to be all that into pictures of kittens all of a sudden. Suddenly, something you like has become a drag because of someone else's needy exuberance.

But, if you want to see a need to grope and take it all personally, that's cool I guess...

They're annoying. I'm so glad I'm flat chested; I can go for a run in only one bra, I can wear my prom dress bra-less, and I won't get saggy when I'm eighty. I can't think of anything better in life.



Except maybe attention from males.

I can't think of anything better in life.



Except maybe attention from males.

Think of it this way: do you really want the attention of the sort of guys who only pay attention to girls because they have big boobs? :)

there boobs

Think of it this way: do you really want the attention of the sort of guys who only pay attention to girls because they have big boobs? :)

True. Although, any attention at all is surely better than none.



Or not.

True. Although, any attention at all is surely better than none.



Or not.

Attention a day keeps the ego okay. :)

True. Although, any attention at all is surely better than none.



Or not.

I can promise you it's the latter, speaking as someone who had a guy in a passing car shout "HEY YOU! NICE TITS!! WANNA SUCK ME OFF? HA HA!" just a few weeks ago. Friendly, respectful attention is wonderful. Drunken, asinine attention is mostly just depressing, I'm afraid.

Besides, lots of hot guys like women with small chests. Harrison Ford springs to mind. :)

...speaking as someone who had a guy in a passing car shout "HEY YOU! NICE TITS!! WANNA SUCK ME OFF? HA HA!"

You never got back to me on that.

there boobs, you do not question them, for they can DESTORY you!

not the plastic one however, they gave up there power

You never got back to me on that.

Well, you drove away so fast!

...that, and you were about twice my age, fairly obese, and seemed to be missing a couple of teeth. No offense, but you just weren't quite my type. ;)

Well, you drove away so fast!

...that, and you were about twice my age, fairly obese, and seemed to be missing a couple of teeth. No offense, but you just weren't quite my type. ;)

Those are but my outer trappings, Lass. Inside I am a gentlemen of great merit - and you - with bosom like a pair of pippins, as round and rare as golden apples! Wilst thou slake love's thirst under yonder hedgerow?

Besides, lots of hot guys like women with small chests. Harrison Ford springs to mind. :)

The first one to come to my mind was myself. It's not that I like women because they have small chests, just some of the ones I do happen to.

Those are but my outer trappings, Lass. Inside I am a gentlemen of great merit - and you - with bosom like a pair of pippins, as round and rare as golden apples! Wilst thou slake love's thirst under yonder hedgerow?

Give your outer trappings a makeover, and think of some pick-up lines that don't involve my breasts - apple-like or no - and then we can talk. :p

(Although probably not about hedgerows. That sounds itchy.)

Give your outer trappings a makeover, and think of some pick-up lines that don't involve my breasts - apple-like or no - and then we can talk. :p

(Although probably not about hedgerows. That sounds itchy.)

I bathed just last Tuesday and my pox has mostly cleared. I have a number of new teeth on layaway and look forward to a monetary windfall when I sell my mule. I, of course, will respect your modesty concerning your bosom - so let me say just a few words about your rear-end... a finer hiney have I rarely seen. An ass for the ages that Aphrodite wouldst herself be proud. High-cheeked, but not overly so... and a goodly size. It would cushion the passion of many a loving stroke and still remain firm in it's roundness.