NationStates Jolt Archive

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I do NOT want you to post pictures of yourself.

I do NOT want a general description of what you look like or what celebrities you think you look like.

What I want you to do is use Google, type in "your first name looks like" and post the results here, if you don't want to share your first name, then replace it with your nation.

IE I will be searching my first name, but replacing it with Smunkee

so, what's google think you look like?

Smunkee looks like Carla, the bitchy waitress from Cheers.

Smunkee looks like the identical twin to the stray KITTEN I took in in March!

Smunkee looks like a 25 year old kid to me. :eek:

Smunkee looks like Reese Witherspoon on crack :mad:

http://sidesalad.net/archives/FingerDJ.jpg

Apparently.

"Morgana looks like a strange and celebate frightening woman thing"
"Morgana looks like a transvestite"

My two favorites. :p

http://sidesalad.net/archives/FingerDJ.jpg

Apparently.

did we not read?:(

did we not read?:(

I used google, but I didn't get any good results. So I did Google Images instead.

I used google, but I didn't get any good results. So I did Google Images instead.

*boots*

:p

Chietuste looks like he's straining for a shit!

Chietuste looks like he wants to do me.:eek:

Chietuste looks like a walking suitcase.

chietuste looks like Tiny Tim.

Chietuste looks like a black has-been boxer.

Chietuste looks like a Muppet and has a voice eerily similar to Neil Young.

Chietuste looks like he's made of light-grey plastic; this is normal.

Hmmm... Interesting.

* [Ariddia] looks like he has a smile that can melt a glacier.
* [Ariddia] looks like he wants to eat Jocelyn.
* [Ariddia] looks like a typical 30 year old, he plays football, drinks with his mates, is deeply in love with his wife, Charlotte...
* [Ariddia] looks like he has an idea.
* [Ariddia] looks like a great kisser.
* [Ariddia] looks like a boy scout in layers of khaki and my red bandana from Monte rally.

Joe looks like he should be on stage with Menudo or N'sync or something

Joe looks like he's pretty turned on there

Joelly believes that her friend "Joe" looks like a dead ringer for Joey

joe looks like a chubby Moby


Joe looks like a scarecrow in his holiday clothes

Joe looks like Ryan

joe looks like huey lewis

joe looks like elvis in the 50s-70s era

JOE LOOKS LIKE A WINNER :cool:

Joe looks like a classic jazz club with a raised stage but plays like a family :confused:

joe looks like a pig (This ain't the first time someone thought I was a cop.)

Isidoor looks like naked.

Isidoor looks like he's a street-smart guy. I think Isidoor is on drugs.

Isidoor looks like it hurts.

Isidoor looks like Ben Franklin all smushed down.

Isidoor looks like my brother JUST PLAIN UGLY.

Isidoor looks like he's torn between smacking Dean and bursting out in tears, like he wants to say "but I am a bad, dangerous man! Really!" Poor Isidoor. No one takes him seriously.


there isn't one positive between them *panics*

This is what the name "Glenn" looks like in Japanese:
http://www.japanesetranslator.co.uk/your-name-in-japanese/temporary-items/L67--7evWnxUQD3yTHKrr_INHUQwAOWetfZ-J/Glenn.png


It is pronounced "GUREN". (Consonants are pronounced more or less the same way as in English. "U" sounds like oo in hook, but with less rounding of the lips. "E" sounds like e in met.)


also

The aging Mr. Glenn looks like David Carradine, and his lines make him sound like a deranged version of Mr. Carradine's Caine from ''Kung Fu.''

and finally

You know what Glenn looks like to me, with his good blog and his cheap shoes? He looks like a rube.

Looks like I'm up shit creek.

Looks like a mini-OJ Simpson

and the mutant offspring of a one-night stand between the Tin Woodman from Oz and Og the leprechaun from "Finian's Rainbow".

When I clicked images, there were babies, some of them in disturbingly suggestive poses.

ashmoria looks like a lizard, but she has spunk

ashmoria looks like she's getting ready to fly or something

ashmoria looks like a mess

ashmoria looks like she could start her own foot fetish party

ashmoria looks like she needs to lay off the fried dough and funnel cakes

and i thought this would be stupid!

What I want you to do is use Google, type in "your first name looks like" and post the results here, if you don't want to share your first name, then replace it with your nation.
Ian Looks Like Justin Timberlake

Ian looks like he's escaping papparazzi

ashmoria looks like she could start her own foot fetish party

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-017.gif

what exactly that means, I don't think I wanna know

[Farny] looks like she's so happy she could cry
[Farny] looks like a hamster
[Farny] looks like a kid fresh from recess
[Farny] looks like Bernie Wrightson (whoever that might be)
[Farny] looks like a total b@tch (OH MY)
[Farny] looks like someone I'd like to interview
[Farny] looks like she's had too much sun
[Farny] looks like heaven
[Farny] looks like she's about to say something

Andrew looks like a drug dealer.

Andrew looks like a retard.

Andrew looks like he's been punched in the face.

Andrew looks like a kind of guy who was nerdy and rejected in high school.

Andrew looks like Mr. T.

Andrew looks like the ugliest person I've ever seen and his entire face is black.

Andrew looks like he still needs to go through puberty.

Andrew looks like the little boy in Shindler's List that jumped in the toilet to hide from the Nazi's.

*boots*

:p

Fine...

Zarakon looks like naked

Zarakon looks like a Calvin Klein model

Zarakon looks like he's trying to put the moves on froto in that one pic

Zarakon looks like he is a street-smart guy. I think Zarakon is on drugs.

Zarakon looks like Benjamin Franklin all smushed down

Zarakon looks like a leather floor (What?)

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-017.gif

what exactly that means, I don't think I wanna know

lol

lizards can have pretty feet too?

ashmoria looks like she could start her own foot fetish party


:eek:

I still think I have the most scary, though. :D


(Ariddia) looks like he wants to eat Jocelyn.


Whoever Jocelyn is, I want to assure her my intentions are entirely benign. She can come out of hiding now. :p

My name isn't found, which is no surprise with it not being English and all, but I used a close substitute...

[Lerkistan] looks like the nest of a poter wasp
..[Lerkistan] looks like after rotting for a year and a half...

... and I officially hate your game now.

Andrew looks like a drug dealer.

Andrew looks like a retard.

Andrew looks like he's been punched in the face.

Andrew looks like a kind of guy who was nerdy and rejected in high school.

Andrew looks like he still needs to go through puberty.


Damn, you've been unlucky!

Andrew looks like a drug dealer.

Andrew looks like a retard.

Andrew looks like he's been punched in the face.

Andrew looks like a kind of guy who was nerdy and rejected in high school.

Andrew looks like Mr. T.

Andrew looks like the ugliest person I've ever seen and his entire face is black.

Andrew looks like he still needs to go through puberty.

Andrew looks like the little boy in Shindler's List that jumped in the toilet to hide from the Nazi's.

wow, andrew is having a very bad day. i hope you dont see yourself in any of those!

Steve looks like something half human, half plastic action figure

Stephen looks like a tourist on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

And most worryingly:

I know what Steve looks like! I saw his birthday piktors! :eek:

Andrew looks like a drug dealer.

Andrew looks like a retard.

Andrew looks like he's been punched in the face.

Andrew looks like a kind of guy who was nerdy and rejected in high school.

Andrew looks like Mr. T.

Andrew looks like the ugliest person I've ever seen and his entire face is black.

Andrew looks like he still needs to go through puberty.

Andrew looks like the little boy in Shindler's List that jumped in the toilet to hide from the Nazi's.

Bonus.

My name isn't found, which is no surprise with it not being English and all, but I used a close substitute...

[Lerkistan] looks like the nest of a poter wasp
..[Lerkistan] looks like after rotting for a year and a half...

... and I officially hate your game now.

did you use an english name?

Fine...

Zarakon looks like naked

Zarakon looks like a Calvin Klein model

Zarakon looks like he's trying to put the moves on froto in that one pic

Zarakon looks like he is a street-smart guy. I think Zarakon is on drugs.

Zarakon looks like Benjamin Franklin all smushed down

Sam looks like a leather floor (What?)

apparently we look alike.

if you don't want to share your first name, then replace it with your nation.
You do realize that all someone has to do to find out the name you used is copy everything after "looks like" and paste it into Google, right?
No doubt you did, and this is all part of yet another plan to steal my identity and then gain access to my warehouse full of tasteful throw-rugs.
Well tough luck, because you'll have to try a lot harder than that to outwit my paranoia.

wow, andrew is having a very bad day. i hope you dont see yourself in any of those!

None of those were right except for the one that said I was nerdy and rejected in high school. And even that one is half right because I had plenty of friends.

"Joe" looks like a dead ringer for Joey

I find this highly amusing, I know a woman called Joey.

You do realize that all someone has to do to find out the name you used is copy everything after "looks like" and paste it into Google, right?
No doubt you did, and this is all part of yet another plan to steal my identity and then gain access to my warehouse full of tasteful throw-rugs.
Well tough luck, because you'll have to try a lot harder than that to outwit my paranoia.

search someone else's name. ;)

search someone else's name. ;)

No! Don't do it! Smunkee knows which name you'll search, and then using that she can extrapolate your REAL NAME!!!

I find this highly amusing, I know a woman called Joey.
wow! so do I! small world.

Gartref looks like an 8-8 team at best.

wow! so do I! small world.

or a large woman.

Rasselas looks like a Stepford Whore
Rasselas looks like the oddball of the group
Rasselas looks like a FAT hog that just came out of the pigpen :eek: :(
Rasselas looks like she is trying to remember if she turned of her curling iron
Rasselas looks like she is going to break into a rendition of “Send In The Clowns”.
Rasselas looks like a gargoyle... a gargoyle with breasts, but still
Rasselas looks like she's doing meth

Lol, lovely.

wow! so do I! small world.

People tell me the world is getting smaller, thanks to the internet.


This has led me to conclude that the "internet" is wrapped around the earth and is crushing it slowly.

Key-rist the people with my first name look like the biggest bunch of pucker lipped sucked in cheek pretty boy tool boxes on the planet. I want to punch them all in the nose.

Swear to god, this is the first image that came up under my nation's name:
http://img231.echo.cx/img231/5409/southmecopy7sl.jpg

Rasselas looks like she is going to break into a rendition of “Send In The Clowns”.


Please do. It seems appropriate to this thread. :)

My favourites (generally, most were about Julia Roberts looking crappy in some picture...):


"Julia looks like a meth-ed out skank."

"Julia looks like something out of Night of the Living Dead."

"Julia looks like something from the top of the wedding cake in a Haight-Ashbury wedding circa 1969."


And the Award for Most Surreal goes to:

"Julia looks like a newly born sperm ready to penetrate the egg." :eek: :p

Key-rist the people with my first name look like the biggest bunch of pucker lipped sucked in cheek pretty boy tool boxes on the planet. I want to punch them all in the nose.

Swear to god, this is the first image that came up under my nation's name:
http://img231.echo.cx/img231/5409/southmecopy7sl.jpg

LMAO, that totally looks like you.

Rasselas looks like a Stepford Whore
Rasselas looks like the oddball of the group
Rasselas looks like a FAT hog that just came out of the pigpen :eek: :(
Rasselas looks like she is trying to remember if she turned of her curling iron
Rasselas looks like she is going to break into a rendition of “Send In The Clowns”.
Rasselas looks like a gargoyle... a gargoyle with breasts, but still
Rasselas looks like she's doing meth

Lol, lovely.

that made me laugh out loud!

a meth ridden gargoyle with breasts, singing send in the clowns!

"Kento looks like the Asian Mike Diesel"

"Kento looks like a holy warrior"
(Two out of the first three.)

"Kiryu looks like a sleek and menacing harbinger of destruction"

"Kiryu looks like Zero Kiryu from Vampire Knight"
(the first two)

None for Kiryu-shi.

I wanted to do my real first name and my nation name. Cause its fun. :)

Mattybee looks like he should be a pirate.

Mattybee looks like he has just had some speed and is tripping on acid.

Mattybee looks like he actually is a teenager, but has the wisdom of a very old man.

Mattybee looks like The Hulk.

Mattybee looks like a complete tool.

Mattybee looks like he's going to yoga class in loose white pants and an untucked white button-down.

Mattybee looks like a crocodile for just a moment, as he grins the grin of a man looking forward to making a meal out of his opponents.

Mattybee looks like such a hero and found the girl so quickly that he must have done the crime.

Mattybee looks like he's about to do someone in.

Mattybee looks like a kid time travel visitor from the 70's with that parted in one side long hair (ala Danny Partridge).

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EDIT: Also, there is some guy who also uses the name "Mattybee" online, who looks like a total fucking tool. I Google Image searched my nation name. D:

did you use an english name?

No, Italian. It's actually very close the actual English translation; I used it because that's what my friends call me. Using the English translation, I seem to be something between a Tom-Hanks-lookalike and a bald Mariah Carey. I also look like a special kind of monkey, somebody's neighbour, and I also seem to be the offspring of some unholy union.

My favourites (generally, most were about Julia Roberts looking crappy in some picture...):


"Julia looks like a meth-ed out skank."

"Julia looks like something out of Night of the Living Dead."

"Julia looks like something from the top of the wedding cake in a Haight-Ashbury wedding circa 1969."


And the Award for Most Surreal goes to:

"Julia looks like a newly born sperm ready to penetrate the egg." :eek: :p

Sounds like our WYTYG alright :p

Smunkee, I hate you. I could do this for days.

Mattybee looks like Carrot Top suffering an aneurysm.

EDIT: Also, there is some guy who also uses the name "Mattybee" online, who looks like a total fucking tool. I Google Image searched my nation name. D:

there is also a Smunkee, who is a dude, and a Smunk, who looks like a goat.....neither of those are me.

that made me laugh out loud!

a meth ridden gargoyle with breasts, singing send in the clowns!

:cool:

Theres more...:(

Rasselas looks like she's got a sock down the front of her panties
Rasselas looks like a retarded chimp
Rasselas looks like she was punched in the face one too many times
Rasselas looks like a dude who had a really good sex change operation

Rasselas looks like a beauty queen and is really Miss World without the real title
I can't see a retarded chimp meth addict gargoyle being Miss World tbh...

"Julia looks like a newly born sperm ready to penetrate the egg." :eek: :p

While that's not how I imagined you, at least I now have a picture for future reference. :p

No, Italian. It's actually very close the actual English translation; I used it because that's what my friends call me. Using the English translation, I seem to be something between a Tom-Hanks-lookalike and a bald Mariah Carey. I also look like a special kind of monkey, somebody's neighbour, and I also seem to be the offspring of some unholy union.

lol

thats still better than something that has been rotting for 2 years isnt it?

Alexander looks like a Babylonian hooker after a busy Saturday night. ...

Alexander looks like a crack baby drag queen with bad hair.

Alexander looks like an Aztec pimp.

Alexander looks like a surprisingly well put together title for a licensed property

Alexander looks like the retarded offspring of Nero, Zeltrech, and Bersecker.

Alexander looks like the next sleeper from that school to emege into D-1
football.

Alexander looks like a middle of the road running back behind a mediocre offensive line.

Alexander looks like the best movie to come down the pike this year

Alexander looks like the classical world's answer to Conrad's Mr Kurtz.

Alexander looks like a Babylonian hooker after a busy Saturday night. ...


I am very tempted to sig that...

:cool:

Theres more...:(

Rasselas looks like she's got a sock down the front of her panties
Rasselas looks like a retarded chimp
Rasselas looks like she was punched in the face one too many times
Rasselas looks like a dude who had a really good sex change operation

Rasselas looks like a beauty queen and is really Miss World without the real title
I can't see a retarded chimp meth addict gargoyle being Miss World tbh...

If you had a sex change, what are you doing with a sock down the front of your panties?

If you had a sex change, what are you doing with a sock down the front of your panties?

*shrugs* I'm very very confused perhaps?

Damn all of you people and your common names. I got like no results compared to a lot of yous peoples.

lol

thats still better than something that has been rotting for 2 years isnt it?

You have a point there :)

...However, in all samples with the Italian version the name was clearly used as a name, so it's not like that couldn't yield some nicer results :/

Jenny looks like Emma
Jenny looks like she is playing with herself
Jenny looks like she's never wanted anything more in her whole life
Jenny looks like she knows the answer
Jenny looks like she should have her own dramasitcom series called....hmmmm...oh...i dunno.... "JENNY"

Vince looks like he needs a nap!
Vince looks like he’s withdrawing from meth.
Vince looks like he was just woken up after a drunken heroin-induced coma.

And in images, Vince looks like http://www.rogepost.com/n/8780045661

*shrugs* I'm very very confused perhaps?
Meh, I figured you were just trying to keep things warm.
Jenny looks like Emma
Jenny looks like she is playing with herself
Jenny looks like she's never wanted anything more in her whole life
Jenny looks like she knows the answer
Jenny looks like she should have her own dramasitcom series called....hmmmm...oh...i dunno.... "JENNY"

QFL

"Patrick looks like he is ready to battle Tron. Or demand macaroni art."

"Patrick looks like a fruit cup."

"Patrick looks like a woman."

"Patrick looks like a porn star."

"Patrick looks like a proud, uh, Patrick."

"Patrick looks like a younger, beardless version of Albus Dumbledore."

Well, that was informative.

Alexander looks like the classical world's answer to Conrad's Mr Kurtz.


Jenny looks like she is playing with herself


*backs away slowly*

I've also tried with my French name, not expecting to find much. And yet...

* [Ariddia] looks like he is having a great time
* [Ariddia] looks like such a beauty-boy, as always [Ariddia] looks like a tourist
* [Ariddia] looks like Brittany's dead older sister
* [Ariddia] looks like such a wonderfully loving and happy kid

QFL

There were worse ones :(

Michael looks like drag queen in one of Pauls porn videos.
In some of those photos, Michael looks like he's playing naked.
Michael looks like a bizarre freak of nature.
Michael looks like a teenage Fox Mulder.
Michael looks like he's (justifiably) about to wet his pants.
Michael looks like pictures from hang gliding photos on webshots. (!?)
"Everyone says that Michael looks like me," says Eileen.

And a special mention (it's "Mike", not "Michael", but good enough for government work, eh?):
Mike looks like a crazy maniac here.

I love you too, Google ;)
(Incidentally, they were all on page one bar the "Mike" one.)

"[Rhaomi] looks like the top half of a tailor's dummy. He has no arms, no legs. One of his nipples is missing. His skin is smooth and unblemished. His muscle tone is perfect.

I am reminded of the Venus de Milo."

*snorts*

:eek: :p Some of the more amusing ones:


Rameria looks like a bum and yet she is still hotter than Fergie and most women
Rameria looks like the wholesome star of some 50s family sitcom
Rameria looks like Britney Spears but she is talented and I think her body is way nicer than Britney's
Rameria looks like my mom on vacation at the lake
Rameria looks like a horse
Rameria looks like a baby, are you sure it was his car?
Rameria looks like Prom Barbie
Rameria looks like a badass with that beard
Rameria looks like a mafia man
Rameria looks like she knows how to do that very well
Rameria looks like she belongs in a country singing group, nowhere near hip hop

Mine made me blush...

"Stephanie looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet."
"Stephanie looks like she has too much mileage out behind the Kappa House."

:(

This Plutonian looks like he was outfitted from the Heavy Metal spring catalog.

lol

as for my real first name,

Eugene looks like anything but a college quarterback,

my name in Japanese
my name join's a sports team

There were worse ones :(

Made me lol. :fluffle:

Snafturi looks like a ball player.

Snafturi looks like your a pirate deciding how much Gigabytes ur computer holds and if it is less than average you will destroy it! (I have no idea what that means)

Snafturi looks like the world's largest Bar Mitzvah. (? Okay)

Snafturi looks like she would be a beauty even if she shaved her head. (Creepy thing is the link leads to a picture that looks like me as a child)

Snafturi looks like a toilet.

*snorts*

That's the best thing I've read all day.

Made me lol. :fluffle:

Well, other answers included:

Jenny looks like she's wondering whether anyone there has seen her strip
and
Jenny looks like 90% of the women in Playboy

Angry Fruit Salad looks like a mattress back road whore

Angry Fruit Salad Looks like she needs to suck my dick!

Angry Fruit Salad looks like a greaser

Angry Fruit Salad looks like the love child of Charlie Sheen and Kevin Federline

Angry Fruit Salad looks like brian with a wig

Angry Fruit Salad looks like the poor man’s michelle pfieffer

Angry Fruit Salad LOOKS LIKE JESUS

Mine made me blush...

"Stephanie looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet."
"Stephanie looks like she has too much mileage out behind the Kappa House."

:(

because it was too accurate or too inaccurate?

Well, other answers included:

Jenny looks like she's wondering whether anyone there has seen her strip
and
Jenny looks like 90% of the women in Playboy

Jenny is such a nice name.......it saddens me that you didn't find anything better. :(

"Jennifer looks like the cutie-pie girl down the street who works at the corn dog stand at the mall."

"Jennifer looks like a woman and her breasts are real."

"Jennifer looks like a horse."

"Jennifer looks like a man."

"Jennifer looks like she was being swallowed alive by that dress"

"jennifer looks like frankenstein"


Interesting...

Jenny is such a nice name.......it saddens me that you didn't find anything better. :(

Well, it is the internet...

[Monkeypimp] looks like he is being affectionate, but given that he is really drunk, this is actually a pretty dangerous position for Elise to be in.

"[Monkeypimp] looks like he's squeezing out a fart."


Indeed.

http://home.tiscali.be/cartoo/RealB/warn%20brother.jpg

because it was too accurate or too inaccurate?

Well, now. That'd be my secret, wouldn't it? ;)

... no, inaccurate.

And, the rest of mine were all about Princess Stephanie of Monaco.

Lisa looks like a goddess in her newly-finished Goddess yarns poncho.

:p

'Nuff said.

That's the best thing I've read all day.

First result, too... :p

It's uncanny how much Brent looks like President Bush
Really?
Brent looks like a cross between the Keebler Elves and the Ramones.
*Woosh*
Brent looks like a total fucking tool
Up yours too, Google!
Brent looks like he’s part of a wild, fantasy forest’s central nervous system, appearing with a huge smile on his face in this acid trip like pose.
Ok ok, now pass the joint.
Brent looks like a loser, therefore everyone hates him
Again with the google-hate.
Brent looks like Peter Griffin from the comedy cartoon Family Guy
But I weigh 85kg!
Brent looks like an extra from Schindler's list
NO I D- wait..What the fuck is that supposed to mean anyway?!
Hi Brent, Looks like you need a globally accessible statistics object.
Actually, now that you mention it, my circumstantially accessible statistics object was getting a little inconvenient...
Brent looks like he was photoshoped in
I was there! I have the tickets to prove it.

Blond hair, hazel eyes, roughly 6'1, 220 pounds. Europeans describe me as looking Swiss. Right now my hair is somewhat long.

I've been described as looking like James Woods or Geoffrey Rush.

Seems I look like the drummer in this pic.

http://www.lemonface.net/images/930club.bmp

There's this one, too. :eek:

http://palgn.com.au/media/pics/art_3588_id_2.jpeg

Why, it's just as I imagined you. :)

Well, I've got a goatee, too. They missed that bit. ;)

EDIT: GAH! Jolt time bending!

There's this one, too. :eek:

Why, it's just as I imagined you. :)

Blond hair, hazel eyes, roughly 6'1, 220 pounds. Europeans describe me as looking Swiss. Right now my hair is somewhat long.

I've been described as looking like James Woods or Geoffrey Rush.

you should probably read the OP. :rolleyes:

you should probably read the OP. :rolleyes:

Why do that, when one can simply spew? :p

Okay, I used my normal name, but here I'll put blaat :)


Blaat looks like a thumb.
Blaat looks like America
Blaat looks like a real winner
Blaat looks like the wrong week


Blaat looks like an idiot :D

Why do that, when one can simply spew? :p

but....but......I put a big ugly purple "read me" up there?!

but....but......I put a big ugly purple "read me" up there?!

And you thought that would prevent idjit posts? Silly Smunkee... ;)

Huw looks like a lovesick puppy.

huw looks like u!

huw looks like a fish!

Huw looks like one of the tree people from Doctor Who

Huw looks like a war relic for sure.

Huw looks like a rock star with his entourage!


...


pure metal looks like a good call

pm looks like this (stripped version) :eek:





neat idea smunkee! :D

a naked guy wearing a cape

naked and becaped?

Well the first result is a painting of a naked guy wearing a cape. Don't think I'll post that pic.. :p

Let's go with the second result! ...who also seems to be wearing a cape....

http://homepage.smc.edu/nestler_andrew/MartinWizard.jpg

naked and becaped?

:eek:

Justin looks like the unibomber.

justin looks like he has weasel dna and but ugly.

Justin looks like he is mad while he is talking to the girls.


I hope the first one isn't true. Actually i hope none of them are true.

Basically Junii looks like the little geeky kid...

BUT Junii looks like a a 'male hero" to ever try waxing

Junii looks like an OLD maid!

Junii looks like a everyday player

Junii looks like a bundle of energy and fun!

Junii looks like a kangaroo

http://home.tiscali.be/cartoo/RealB/warn%20brother.jpg

btw, this one is actually about me

first five matches:

Ross looks like the wacky high school science project of a gifted and eccentric student.

Ross looks like a pipe.

Ross looks like a bad-ass camera to me.

it looks like Ross is a hit with the girls.

Ross looks like bags of fun.

:D

edit: oh, were we supposed to use google image search?

first few images:

an ice berg, a row of dead american soldiers(:(), a screenshot of someone's desktop, someone's house, a voodoo doll (:eek:)

btw, this one is actually about me

lol, quality t-shirt :D

Steve looks like a GQ model Second hit: Steve looks like something half human, half plastic action figure

Why do that, when one can simply spew? :pAnd you thought that would prevent idjit posts? Silly Smunkee... ;)
Oh yeah?

READ BEFORE POSTING

I do NOT want you to post pictures of yourself.

I do NOT want a general description of what you look like or what celebrities you think you look like.

What I want you to do is use Google, type in "your first name looks like" and post the results here, if you don't want to share your first name, then replace it with your nation.

IE I will be searching my first name, but replacing it with Smunkee

so, what's google think you look like?

Smunkee looks like Carla, the bitchy waitress from Cheers.

Smunkee looks like the identical twin to the stray KITTEN I took in in March!

Smunkee looks like a 25 year old kid to me. :eek:

Smunkee looks like Reese Witherspoon on crack :mad:
Seems I look like the drummer in this pic.

http://www.lemonface.net/images/930club.bmp
There's this one, too. :eek:

http://palgn.com.au/media/pics/art_3588_id_2.jpeg

...

D looks like.....

the devil.

she thinks George is hitting on her, and she's not against the idea.

she could be the supreme bitch of all-time...

Christina.

Shirley Valentine.

a slimmer Toccara.

she's really not sure about this!

herself and sometimes she doesn't

Bumfook looks like -did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.

Florian looks like his Mama.
Florian looks like your basic everyman.
Florian looks like he has found a home in the lightweight division where he is not dwarfed in size or strength by the competition and he looks impressive...:D
Florian looks like the Dalai Lama.
florian looks like jean-paul in hollyoaks.
Florian looks like millhouse from the simpsons.
Florian looks like a winna to me!
Florian looks like Ben Stiller.