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Drunk.

You type like a drunk

You type like a drunkI do not ever know where I am right now.:p

A long, long time ago. I had just finished chipping some new tools from this cool flint we'd found when my partner, Oola, came over and said, "Hey, I think these berries we picked the other day have gone funny." The next thing we knew we were waking up on the lawn in front of the cave and, well, you can fill in the rest.

I have had a drink or two before, but never to the point of being drunk. I can only think of around one time I really got a buzz.

Jeez, I have no idea.

Probably when I was 15 or 16.

Jeez, I have no idea.

Probably when I was 15 or 16.

:eek: Juvenile delinquent. What's the matter with kids today? Couldn't wait until you graduated, could you? :D

my parents got me drunk when I was 6, so that I would go to sleep so they could get high.

I ended up not sleeping and getting high with them.

true story.

My mom used to drink a lot when she was pregnant with me. Does that count?

20. My first drink was a shot of 99 Bananas. Not recommended.

I was 8. My aunt was about 22 and thought it would be hilarious to give me some of her gin and tonic. I couldn't stop laughing for anything. I laughed hard for over an hour even when my mom (who had no idea what was happening) insisted I stop. I finally got out "What do you think I'm drunk?" and that's when she put 2 and 2 together. Then my mom went nuclear on my aunt.

The first time wasn't really my fault. I was 8, and the neighbors had a keg party, and they told me it was rootbeer, so i drank straight from the tap...My dad got pissed off majorly and threw one of the guys into a grill, and another into a trash can. So my dad was worried that he was going to get his ass kicked by mom for letting me out of his sight, so he took me to go meet jesse jackson, and the dude gave me a hug, and thats all i remember.

my first time willingly was last year, first semester. My roomie had a hot chick over, and she forced me to chug a bottle of vodka down. I woke up with her in my bed the next morning.:cool: I really wish i remember what happened though.:(

I do not drink. In my opinion, drunkenness is an insult to those around you for which there can be no excuse.

~ Romandeos.

20. My first drink was a shot of 99 Bananas. Not recommended.

Mine, was a shot of Captin Morgan, I remember wondering what the big fuss was with people always acting like shots were difficult. Well, that is ignoring things like having a sip of my dad's beer at dinner when I was little.

my first time willingly was last year, first semester. My roomie had a hot chick over, and she forced me to chug a bottle of vodka down. I woke up with her in my bed the next morning.:cool: I really wish i remember what happened though.:(It could be a suppressed memory, such as if you had spent the night with a big hairy guy named Mary, who just got let out. So you may not want to remeber.

I think I'm intolerant to alcohol.

*shrugs*

I was seventeen and I got drunk in the basement bedroom of a friend with three other friends while we stayed up and watched movies all night. I passed out and woke up naked and covered in shaving cream, ketchup and maple syrup. :p

I always ran ape-shit wild as a kid. :)

I was eleven, drinking vodka with my older sister's boyfriend. I remember very clearly that the more I drank, the sweeter that rotten shit became until it was like drinking sugary water. So, of course I dumped it into my gut until I fel asleep.

A failing I have courted for thirteen years.

I was seventeen and I got drunk in the basement bedroom of a friend with three other friends while we stayed up and watched movies all night. I passed out and woke up naked and covered in shaving cream, ketchup and maple syrup. :p

What, no EZ Cheez? ;)

I do not drink. In my opinion, drunkenness is an insult to those around you for which there can be no excuse.

~ Romandeos.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They get up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day" -Frank Sinatra

i chose the wrong answer on your poll. (because i'm drunk right now, who will tell?)

i was twelve or maybe eleven. i had my first pint and my first glass of wine while we were on a skiing holliday. ignorant as i was i drunk them all ad vundum.
those drinks, together with 3 chocomilks ended up in the sink that night :).

I drank a glass of whiskey by accident when I was two. Big mistake.


my first time willingly was last year, first semester. My roomie had a hot chick over, and she forced me to chug a bottle of vodka down. I woke up with her in my bed the next morning.:cool: I really wish i remember what happened though.:(
Dude you got raped.

What, no EZ Cheez? ;)

We probably ate it all. :p

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They get up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day" -Frank Sinatra

QFT

early... it was a childish "if my parents do it, it can't be bad" thing :(

I was 12. It was an eastern Washington summer day - very hot, 100+ outside. I was helping my dad and brother do some remodeling of a house they bought to fix-up and sell. I thought my brother was drinking OJ, but it turned out he was drinking screwdrivers. I have never felt as sick as I did when my sister woke me up in the front yard of our home about 9:30 that evening, puke all over me, the lawn, and mom's flower bed. Wow, that was fun!

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They get up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day" -Frank Sinatra

weird... I feel MUCH better after ~3 cups of coffee :>

weird... I feel MUCH better after ~3 cups of coffee :>

Well you drink the coffee, right? Technically old blue eyes is right.

It was the only time I ever drank alcohol and it was when I was five. It was at a family get together and I wouldn't leave my dad alone. To make me go away he handed me his can of beer and told me to drink it. It tasted awful and I left him alone for the duration of the party.

1st time I got really drunk was when I was 19.

Dunno the exact age, but I was quite young. Four or five, probably.

I was at my great-aunt's (or similar - we always just called her "auntie") house, and I saw a glass of water on her bedside table. Being thirsty, I drank it.

My aunt was, unbeknownst to me, dying of cancer. It was vodka in the glass. Oops ;)

The first time I deliberately went out drinking was when I was sixteen, but I can't say I really got drunk then.

Nevar! :D

I was 14, and we went to a friend´s house after school to play Goldeneye on the N64. We drank watered wine from a cardboard box and got drunk with that.

Yeah, that was fun, playing Gondeleye while drunk. I also remember playing FIFA Soccer and being far beter at it while drunk. That is when I realized the magical properties of booze.

On my 20th birthday. Why did I pull the trigger a year early after already waiting that long? Because it wasn't that big a deal to me. I wasn't not getting drunk because I was under age, I was not getting drunk because I wasn't interested. When the situation arose with people I felt like getting drunk with, I did it.

I was 18.

I was just legal and 3 friends and I went to a strip club and got really hammered drinking paralyzers.

One of the attendees uttered, as he got out of the car when he got home, the immortal line:

"No matter how many times I swallow, I can't seem to stand up straight."

Never have, probably never will. What's the point?

First time I got drunk was probably at some family do back before I was 10. First time I got drunk by my own decision, not just an opportunity, was when I was 13. Never looked back since, binge Britain is clearly the best culture in the world :D

Never have, probably never will. What's the point?

All the cool kids do it :p

I think it was 16 for me.

I've gotten pretty damn drunk before, to the point where one could get drunk on my blood, to the point of waking up with a tube in my arm, but for some reason I never black out. I've tried many things and nothing seems to make me black out.

Never have, probably never will. What's the point?
Go out for a drink with some good friends and you'll see.

Never have, probably never will. What's the point?
I'm really anti-social. I get really nervous around people.

But get a couple of drinks in me and I'm rather personable.

I'm really anti-social. I get really nervous around people.

But get a couple of drinks in me and I'm rather personable.
You're me in Canada, except I don't stop at a couple.

I've gotten pretty damn drunk before, to the point where one could get drunk on my blood, to the point of waking up with a tube in my arm, but for some reason I never black out. I've tried many things and nothing seems to make me black out.

Oh yes, me too. Never blacked out, never puked.

The most that hapened was when I got so drunk my vision got totaly black and I felt like a walking zombie. It was the only time that I was still awake but never realized it.

I only have flashes of that night. I remember hiting on a chick and saying I wanted to kiss her, walking from point A to point B and pushing a guy that had done nothing to me, just because he was there. If not for my friends, I would´ve got in a fight, and would get my butt kicked.

The first time I ever tried a hand rolled cigarette I hallucinated for 16 hours. it was about a week before graduation and I remember my mom trying to tell me something but I couldn't hear her over the bats.

I'm really anti-social. I get really nervous around people.

But get a couple of drinks in me and I'm rather personable.

I have a family member like that. I'm sure the feeling is awesome for her, but to everyone else she just looks like a drunken ass.

(No offense, anonymous family member that will never read this message.)

Well, I remember when I was a little tyke my parents would take me down to the Labour Club and let me have a sip or two of their Tetley's lager... Oh yes, how Northern am I...

But the first time I got properly drunk was, again, thanks to my parents, on holiday in some God-forsaken Mediterranean island. I was probably about 13 and they bought a giant fish-bowl cocktail, and we shared that. I was so wasted, I ended up singing in the back of a cab to a purplexed Hellenic taxi-driver...

I'm not sure about the specific age, but it was when I was about five (it was an unusual way to get drunk though...). My family has a history of getting drunk early. My half-brother was raised on a low sugar diet (he still doesn't care for sweet stuff), and mistook cider for apple juice at party and got drunk pretty damn quick.

14. Girls, booze, weed etc. All when I was 14. Actually, they were all in the second half of the year when I was 14.

I think I was around 14. I had recently stolen a case of beer out of a neigbor's garage and I decided to get drunk without a bunch of people around to mock me so I skipped school one day, went out in the woods and drank as much Budweiser as I could. I fell down in the leaves and laid there watching the treetops spin for a while, took a short nap, went home, showered, brushed my teeth and went on with my afternoon. I never got in trouble for any of that.

I think I was around 14. I had recently stolen a case of beer out of a neigbor's garage and I decided to get drunk without a bunch of people around to mock me so I skipped school one day, went out in the woods and drank as much Budweiser as I could. I fell down in the leaves and laid there watching the treetops spin for a while, took a short nap, went home, showered, brushed my teeth and went on with my afternoon. I never got in trouble for any of that.

:eek: Juvenile delinquent. What's the matter with kids today? Couldn't wait until you graduated, could you? :D
Well, it is Europe. :p

We can buy beer legally at 16 and judging from the fact that I can remember us shopping for quite a few class parties when I was in 9th grade (i.e. 15-16) they apparently also sold us wine and liquor without wanting to see our IDs. <.<

Well, I remember when I was a little tyke my parents would take me down to the Labour Club and let me have a sip or two of their Tetley's lager... Oh yes, how Northern am I...
Aah! Ahhh! Lancastrian! Laaancaaastriiiaaaannnn!!!

EDIT: Not only that, there's a Bos in here too! :eek:

Any thread on the subject of alcohol is not allowed to die :P

My first time drinking was at 17. My friends had done it before, not much, but enough that they didn't mind the smirnoff ice's and heineken's. I thought the stuff was horrible... but forced myself to drink it. They were right about the weed and cigarettes, I trusted them on alcohol :P

Only got slightly buzzed though.

My first time getting drunk was actually just about a week or so after that. Went and bought a handle of cheap vodka. Nasty stuff, worse than anything I can think of that I've drank, except for everclear and maybe ice-cold gordons.

Well, I had never drank hard alcohol, so I told myself I was just being a prissy bitch. I drank a good 15 shots that night. One of the top three drunk's I've ever been, too. The next morning was one of my two only hangovers :/

I can't wait to move out. I will fill my closet full of beer. Screw putting clothes in there.

14 or 15.

First time i was off my face?
I really couldn't say, maybe '03 i was 19ish

Last time was around Christmas.
Last time i drank was on Saturday, i even had to resort to Speights, surprisingly it didn't taste like Vomit like it normally does but perhaps thats because i'd already been drinking and it was free.
A Beer is always better when it is free.;)

My first time getting drunk was also my first night in Germany when I was in the US Army at the age of 18. My unit's initiation "ceremony" involved a triple shot of Stroh 80, which is a 160 proof rum and a pair of rather large hefeweizens. Damn, that was a rough night.

I do not ever know where I am right now.:p
You fail because you can't make a Public poll.

I was sixteen, and my sister gave me booze. Not sure how she got it, since she was only eighteen. I think from her friends, or something. But in two weeks, she's nineteen, and she's promised me some rum and coke. Yay!

I was sixteen, and my sister gave me booze. Not sure how she got it, since she was only eighteen. I think from her friends, or something. But in two weeks, she's nineteen, and she's promised me some rum and coke. Yay!

Tell her to get you Jack and coke. I'd much rather drink my rum straight, and have an excellent J&C than the other way around :P

Tell her to get you Jack and coke. I'd much rather drink my rum straight, and have an excellent J&C than the other way around :P

Rum straight up is too strong for a wimp like me. Tried it once, and found it very astringent. But I'll try Jack and Coke, if I can.

Rum straight up is too strong for a wimp like me. Tried it once, and found it very astringent. But I'll try Jack and Coke, if I can.

Compared to vodka, whiskey, etc, its really not that harsh. Only thing that really compares, imo, is jaeger, unless you drink out of the bottle. Tiny ass neck, you have to drink it too slowly. And I like drinking out of the bottle, so rum for me :P

14. My boy scout troop was doing night time guard duty at a big rummage sale the local Elks' Lodge was having. There wasn't much to do but watch movies on one of the TV's, so my friend and I had a nalgene bottle of vodka.

Surprisingly, I wasn't totally plastered or anything. Drunk yes, but not throwing up or falling down.

Drunkest I've ever been was at a party a few months ago after drinking several vatorades (vodka + gatorade). I couldn't walk straight at all, felt like I was on a very unstable boat, and by the time I went to bed was feeling a little bad in my stomach. Not nearly bad enough to barf though. So that's my limit. Didn't get a hangover or anything.

I've never understood people who actively try to black out. It seems pretty stupid to me. I drink to feel rather jovial about everything, not to lose consciousness. I also would not want to have gaps in my memory like that. Maybe I'm paranoid.

The first time I got really totally toasted was at the wedding of one of my step-mothers co-workers. You can imagine that went over well. I had been tipsy before, but never totally drunk off my ass.
I just remember some guy she worked with repeated pouring me drinks and stirring them with his finger. And this guy was at least twice my age. An old dude. Except he was....oh hell...about the age I am now.

Compared to vodka, whiskey, etc, its really not that harsh. Only thing that really compares, imo, is jaeger, unless you drink out of the bottle. Tiny ass neck, you have to drink it too slowly. And I like drinking out of the bottle, so rum for me :PYou ain't never tried the green stuff - absinthe. It smells like toothpaste. It's 75% or somesuch... I've only ever enjoyed drinking it whilst in Portugal. *shrugs*

But... vodka... oh yes, vodka. Proper Russian stuff, not the brewed-and-bottled-locally smirnoff crap. Naz dyroovia! *grins and remembers falling into a fish tank after one too many toasts... in a suit no less... good times...*

Polish Vodka is good too. At least I buy it in preference to smirnoff when I see it at the local shop. Polska I think the one I buy regularly is called. Which basically means Polish... nice simple labeling. I got mistaken for a Pole in that
shop... mainly because I was buying polish vodka, but apparently I look like one and I can speak broken bits of Turkish. *shrugs*

Still I have to recommend oil of eucalyptus. It's the first think I ever got drunk on. It's mainly used to scent handkerchiefs as it is a decongestant. But it's still 10% alcohol. *nods*

Never have been. I have an odd metabolism, my body does not absorb alcohol very well most of it just "passes on" by. When I was stationed in Germany (Mmmm Beer/Bier) the farewell gift was a stein, you only got to keep it if you could finish it in one go, I am one of the few to ever get a two liter and have it in a place of honor in my home.

Oh! and The Infinite Dunes I agree the vodka should be Russian, The Bier German, The Scotch a single malt, and the whisky should be Irish

When was you first time when you got drunk.

The evening of November 2, 2004.

I haven't stopped drinking since then.

when i was about 14 i think. it was just before a school rock gig for student bands, and myself and a friend had a big bottle of apple shnapps together before going. i wasn't out-of-it drunk, but certainly drunk. iirc i started a fight with my friend's brother for no apparent reason...

after that the first time i got totally bladdered was at a friend's 16th birthday houseparty, and i would have been 15 then, i think. very, very drunk at that party :P

the most drunk i've ever been was at another friend's 18th houseparty, after which i earned a good repuation in college/school for being "that guy who was totally wasted!" :p

Juuuust before I turned 16. Party at my mate's house. Much drinks. I was hesitant at first, then just fucking went for it. I got totally wrecked, the host vommed and passed out for most of the evening, we broke a bench, a step of the stairs, and set fire to the lawn. It was an amazing laugh and I'd give anything to relive it. Pure stupid teenage fun. :D

the most drunk i've ever been was at another friend's 18th houseparty, after which i earned a good repuation in college/school for being "that guy who was totally wasted!" :p

they call you that too? i probably earned that by passing out on a large party with almost all my friends present and having my dad searching for me at 8 AM.
it sucked (also because i had to work the day after that) , but i tried (and succeed to this day) to not pass out after that.

they call you that too? i probably earned that by passing out on a large party with almost all my friends present and having my dad searching for me at 8 AM.
it sucked (also because i had to work the day after that) , but i tried (and succeed to this day) to not pass out after that.

lol, sounds like my story. friends of mine were there, plus at least 30 people i didn't know, i had to be in college the next day, and after locking myself in a room with a bottle of scotch and a bottle of port (already rather drunk) i don't remember much. i remember a joint falling to bits on me (nasty hotrocks!), and being in the toilet a lot being looked after by a friend's girlfriend (eventually she gave up trying to keep my head out of the toilet bowl). apparently i was also dancing on a table quaffing vodka (which i don't remember), and eventually ended up lying, half passed out on the stairs, dry-wretching :-S after which some people wanted to call an ambulance but eventually just called my parents to have me taken away (which took 5 people to bundle me into the car...)

not my finest hour :p
but amazingly i didn't get a hangover from it :D

first time i got completely wasted was new years eve 1999 when i was 15, but before that i'd been drinking since i was about 14 unsupervised and my parents let me have wine since i was 12 and beer since i was 10 at home. and my dad got me used to the taste of beer before i even started school by giving me Kalibre non-alcoholic beer.

edit: oh, and my mum used to give me rum for tooth ache when i was teething. so i guess i've been drinking since i was about a year old.

lol, sounds like my story. friends of mine were there, plus at least 30 people i didn't know, i had to be in college the next day, and after locking myself in a room with a bottle of scotch and a bottle of port (already rather drunk) i don't remember much. i remember a joint falling to bits on me (nasty hotrocks!), and being in the toilet a lot being looked after by a friend's girlfriend (eventually she gave up trying to keep my head out of the toilet bowl). apparently i was also dancing on a table quaffing vodka (which i don't remember), and eventually ended up lying, half passed out on the stairs, dry-wretching :-S after which some people wanted to call an ambulance but eventually just called my parents to have me taken away (which took 5 people to bundle me into the car...)

not my finest hour :p
but amazingly i didn't get a hangover from it :D

you were lucky then. i think i didn't eat befor going to work, but i did puke twice :-s. fortunatly my colleagues could laugh with it and our boss wasn't presen't (it was a sunday), but i assure you i've spend some more pleasant hours in my life.
and the talk i had with my parents wasn't that pleasant either. they weren't mad, but they did make me feel guilty (for any parents: that's definatly better than getting really mad)

i only drunk four duvels and four cocktails (never drinking cocktails again, they always get me so drunk) iirc. and i only remember till about 2/3 o clock i was talking to this girl. my friends said that i kissed her (don't remember though :() after that i laughed with a girl who was in love with me because i kissed another girl :(. and after that i sat down somewhere, fell, friends helping me up and making me sit down somewhere else (repeat a couple of times). i ended up in a sleeping bag at the back of the party, but the people who were still present by that time didn't know my name/house. so they just waited untill my dad arived.

i don't plan on ever getting drunk (like that) again, although the end of the exams will be dangerous.

you were lucky then. i think i didn't eat befor going to work, but i did puke twice :-s. fortunatly my colleagues could laugh with it and our boss wasn't presen't (it was a sunday), but i assure you i've spend some more pleasant hours in my life.
and the talk i had with my parents wasn't that pleasant either. they weren't mad, but they did make me feel guilty (for any parents: that's definatly better than getting really mad)

totally... the whole "disappointed" speech is harsh :(
though i got that a lot worse when, on break from uni and back home, i went out to the pub with a friend, decided that we should get totally wasted, drank a ton of goldshlager (sp?) and ended up coming home and puking all over the window in my room (i thought it was open)... which then slid into a nasty puddle on the floor. prior to that i lost my glasses and after that managed to take a piss all over the carpet.

definitely got 'the talk' again after that :P

i don't plan on ever getting drunk (like that) again, although the end of the exams will be dangerous.
after that houseparty i had no intention of ever doing so again.... but..... i did :p

but now i don't think i've so much as touched a beer in over a year, bar one sip and some champagne at new years :)

totally... the whole "disappointed" speech is harsh :(
though i got that a lot worse when, on break from uni and back home, i went out to the pub with a friend, decided that we should get totally wasted, drank a ton of goldshlager (sp?) and ended up coming home and puking all over the window in my room (i thought it was open)... which then slid into a nasty puddle on the floor. prior to that i lost my glasses and after that managed to take a piss all over the carpet.

definitely got 'the talk' again after that :P

LOL, yeah, puking in your own house generaly is a bad idea. i've cloged up a sink once doing that, and i had to clean it out myself :(:D

after that houseparty i had no intention of ever doing so again.... but..... i did :p


i'm doing it again too. it always goes like that with me. at one point i'm too drunk and i decide to calm down a bit, and most of the time that actually works, for a while... and then the cycle begins again.

You ain't never tried the green stuff - absinthe. It smells like toothpaste. It's 75% or somesuch... I've only ever enjoyed drinking it whilst in Portugal. *shrugs*
Mmmm...absinthe. Good if you're drinking it properly, not so good if you're drinking it straight. In fact, fucking awful if you're drinking it straight.

First time I got drunk I was 17. There was tequila involved, and cider (good cider, not white cider). Somebody promised me that tequila and apple juice (not mixed) was good, but we didn't have any apple juice.

So there I was drinking tequila and pints of 8.5% cider. I wouldn't do it again.

I do not drink. In my opinion, drunkenness is an insult to those around you.

I concur with that part of the post. Do note that I fail to endorse the 'no excuse' part as well as that stupid signing every post thing you've got going on.

Never have, never will. Alcohol does not have a pleasant taste.

totally... the whole "disappointed" speech is harsh :(
though i got that a lot worse when, on break from uni and back home, i went out to the pub with a friend, decided that we should get totally wasted, drank a ton of goldshlager (sp?) and ended up coming home and puking all over the window in my room (i thought it was open)... which then slid into a nasty puddle on the floor. prior to that i lost my glasses and after that managed to take a piss all over the carpet.

definitely got 'the talk' again after that :P

I loled. :p

I've only been anywhere near that condition once, and I was fine (as in...not puking...I did manage to walk into a brick wall, though) until about 3 hours after I got home. I had two thirds of a bottle of spirits and...i'm not sure how much beer to myself and it decided to make exit whilst I was asleep...I woke up and crawled to the toilet. Not good. Yeah, I got the talk that time. In fact, that was three years ago, and I still get it brought up every now and then. *rolls eyes*

Oh, as punishment, in the morning, I was made to clean out the toilet. Of course, you can imagine that the smell started me right up again. And I wasn't allowed to stop till I was done. :/


Anyway, i've chundered other times but i've always made the toilet. And i've never pissed myself...so i'm doing okay. :p

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They get up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day" -Frank Sinatra

Maybe so, but at least it's a natural feeling. I do not need booze to feel good.

Besides which, I usually feel pretty good in the morning. Feeling bad means you're likely doing something wrong.

~ Romandeos.

When I was fifteen..... months.

Like I remember?!

15 or 16, I think.

14 at a nightclub.Drank about eight pints.Got home ok, but then it went all wrong.

I was 16 and working at Burger King. A coworker came in with the large cup size filled with half coke/half rum. She couldn't bring it home (she lived in a place for delinquent teens) so she gave it to me. Brought it home and drank the whole thing in under an hour. My, I was feeling pretty good! I know I kept laughing and my parents yelled downstairs as to what I was doing that was so funny. I even wrote in a diary (that I still have) and its funny to see my writing go from legible to totally unreadable.

I'm a 18 on that. Although I accidentally marked 19.