NationStates Jolt Archive

and grabs a sixpack of beer, some frozen hotdogs and some buns.

Ho goes to the medicine aisle and grabs some tums.

He takes his stuff up to the cashier and when he finally gets up there he puts all of hist stuff on the counter in front of the cashier.

The cashier, a beautiful young woman, looks down at the stuff for a moment and then looks up at the guy.

"So, you're single?" she asks.

"Yes. How did you know?" he replies.

Punch line ----> "because you're fuckin' ugly!" she answers.

Wow. I've never laughed so hard in my life. :rolleyes:

I think he means that everybody add apunch line for the joke. Fo'.

I think he means that everybody add apunch line for the joke. Fo'.

It's in white. So you don't see it until you want to see it. Highlight it with your cursor.

Oh, well dang - I feel dumb now. My apologies, I felt like being a snide prick. Hmm...it had some chuckle factor.

A pirate walked into a bar... Meh, everyones knows that one.

I have a better punchline.

"How did you know?" he replies.

"Because two weeks ago," she said, "I was with my boyfriend and we were bored, walking around downtown. We saw a truck with the window down and a dog sitting in the seat. So we stole the dog and brought it home, and then raped it for two days and two nights. Then, we sold it, and used the money to buy a crack rock, which we smoked. While high, my boyfriend started tripping and seeing the dog everywhere in our apartment, so I stabbed him with a pair of scissors and he slowly bled to death. His corpse began to rot after about a week - it's been cold lately, as I'm sure you know - and so I had to drag it out to the nearby swamp in the middle of the night. I got stains and muck all over my clothes, so I decided to break into a nearby house and use their bathroom and steal some clothing. Turns out, that house was yours, and I saw a picture of an ugly guy with a dog, the same dog we'd sexually abused. The picture's glass was broken and there was an empty bottle of vodka and some nasty snoring-sounds in the bedroom. I thought the guy in the picture was so ugly that I decided to take a shit in his dishwasher, steal his TV and pop the tires on his truck. Then today, I saw you just now and remarked upon the strange coincidence that here you are, the ugly single man who used to have a dog."

A priest, a small cactus plant, a piece of tin foil, and Elmer Fudd all walk into an internet forum....