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Ok, use your imagination here:
Its the very last day before the entire earth is distroyed by something. Everyone has a very very short space of time to live, and so there are no consiquesces. What would you do?
Kill someone? Eat a deep fried mars bar? Kill a deep fried mars bar?

Wank. And enjoy it while it lasts.

Wank.

Well, it depends on if someone is nearby. If someone is close, I'm not going to be wanking.

Yeah, jack off.

Well, it depends on if someone is nearby. If someone is close, I'm not going to be wanking.

Second that. :D

2 minutes? Not enough time for anything!

I guess I could boil a cup of water...

i would smoke a packet of cigarettes, drink a bottle of rum, smoke a few joints, take LSD or some mushrooms, find someone who will have wild and rampant sex with me, steal a fast car and go joyriding, and then steal a helicopter so i can watch whatever disaster is going to happen from a good vantage point.

Ok, use your imagination here:
Its the very last day before the entire earth is distroyed by something. Everyone has a very very short space of time to live, and so there are no consiquesces. What would you do?
Kill someone? Eat a deep fried mars bar? Kill a deep fried mars bar?


I'd go into my backyard with my AR-15, all of my ammo, and as many targets as I thought I could hit (I wouldn't want to put up targets I don't think I'd hit, that's ecologically irrisponsible and a waste), and I would expend my ammo in one last act of target shooting fun.

:D

Make a spirited attempt to kill everyone I can find, and/or speedball, do some acid, and generally fuck around.

Im sensing a lot of subdued sexual tension in this thread... not quite sure why.

Make some phonecalls and say quick goodbyes.

Then just sit quietly, maybe have a cigarette.

Well, it depends on if someone is nearby. If someone is close, I'm not going to be wanking.

Who cares? You're all gonna die anyway.

Im sensing a lot of subdued sexual tension in this thread... not quite sure why.

I'm seeing a lot of people who are used to being able to perform the sexual act in under 120 seconds.

hmmm

im pretty sure id be spending those couple of minutes obsessed with the notion that i was about to die. not conducive to great sex, doesnt make me want to have a bite to eat, no sense killing someone else since they'll also be dead in a minute or 2.

I'm seeing a lot of people who are used to being able to perform the sexual act in under 120 seconds.

I was thinking about that. No way I'd get to an orgasm in two minutes. I'd just light up a cig and inhale really deeply.

Who cares? You're all gonna die anyway.

By "not wanking" I mean I'll be fucking the hell out of whoever is nearby.

Run around wearing only shoes (the ground is unforgiving on my feet). Failing that I think I would wank. What exactly do I have to lose?

live out GTA,

wait no, I would like to do that but it would be somewhat hypocritical. I would try to preserve dignity and order if a bunch of maurauding asses (and likely there would be) tried to harm anyone. Would probably have a good few long conversations with people I know, ring up everyone to say bye. Have a bottle of wine, eat a pizza, play guitar or listen to music, actually thinking about this scenario is rather depressing so Ill stop now.

Make some phonecalls and say quick goodbyes.

Then just sit quietly, maybe have a cigarette.

That's the sensible option, but see, i'm more likely to sit around and wait for someone to call me. Unfortunately, the two minutes would pass without incident and i'd die with barely enough time to realise that i've wasted them like the majority of my life so far. ;)

Have sex with the closest man I see.


What? I don't want to die a virgin.

i would smoke a packet of cigarettes, drink a bottle of rum, smoke a few joints, take LSD or some mushrooms, find someone who will have wild and rampant sex with me, steal a fast car and go joyriding, and then steal a helicopter so i can watch whatever disaster is going to happen from a good vantage point.

If you can accomplish all that in two minutes, kudos to you.

All I know is that I just took note of how many peeps here are able to "have sex" in under two minutes (allowing...what, 15 seconds for asking and gaining consent?)--I will remember those names and not be looking for dates. :)

For two minutes, I think that in all honesty I will only have enough time to kind of sputter out "geh! The world is ending? I'm going to die? Why? Two min...GAH!"

Hellooooooo porn and wanking!

By "not wanking" I mean I'll be fucking the hell out of whoever is nearby.

Oh, well...duh. (I haven't really slept in 30 something hours, so I have to excuse myself for being slow on the uptake =P)

Anyway, in those two minutes, there's a greater probability of me being at home than anywhere else, and i'm not so keen on banging blood relatives. So wank it is.

Have sex with the closest man I see.


What? I don't want to die a virgin.

I can only hope I'm nearby when the time comes. ;)

Oh, well...duh. (I haven't really slept in 30 something hours, so I have to excuse myself for being slow on the uptake =P)

Anyway, in those two minutes, there's a greater probability of me being at home than anywhere else, and i'm not so keen on banging blood relatives. So wank it is.

I think the mental picture I'm getting is this:

"Here we are, standing next to Luipaard, and suddenly we hear on CNN that the world is going to end in 120 seconds..."

Ok, use your imagination here:
Its the very last day before the entire earth is distroyed by something. Everyone has a very very short space of time to live, and so there are no consiquesces. What would you do?
Kill someone? Eat a deep fried mars bar? Kill a deep fried mars bar?

F everything that was willing (female for me). Just continue Fing until my explosion turend into Earth's explosion.

I’d go to bed and wake up realising that the last two minutes was all a dream and that this is the real last two minuets and so on so forth

I'm seeing a lot of people who are used to being able to perform the sexual act in under 120 seconds.

I said that I would do it, not that I would necessarily complete it, darling. :P

There's not much I could do in two minutes. Two hours? Quite possibly rape the guy with the nice eyes in college.

Think Ill have a flash of remembrances passing my mind. Perhaps in this acute state of confusion where I tend to think I forgot something Ill just maybe remember the first days I came to life. Ill think warmhearted of the people close to me and carry my thoughts up to the roof where Ill await the rush of adrenaline warming my body whilst I see the city going under and die with a perverted smile.

Sleep :)

If you can accomplish all that in two minutes, kudos to you.

oh, in two minutes? just the lsd, then i can hallucinate doing all the other stuff.

I'd thank God that this shit would soon be over and I'd have a few shots.

become religious.

I would start an off-the-cuff lecture on views of dystopian futures in twentieth and twenty-first century literature, and-

Oh, stuff it. I'd escape, that's what.

Have sex with the closest man I see.


What? I don't want to die a virgin.

*Writes down note*

"Make sure I the closest man to Ladam when the world ends"

Alright... now that that is over, you have my answer.

*Prepares to be hit*

2 minutes? Not enough time for anything!

I beg to differ. I would either wank or fuck the closest thing...other than my hand..hopefully it'd be a chick.

Get off the fucking planet, find a new place to live.

i would smoke a packet of cigarettes, drink a bottle of rum, smoke a few joints, take LSD or some mushrooms, find someone who will have wild and rampant sex with me, steal a fast car and go joyriding, and then steal a helicopter so i can watch whatever disaster is going to happen from a good vantage point.

Holy Heck, speedy gonzalez, some 2 minutes... :p

Eat some shrooms, steal a plane, fly around.

Get as close as possible to Ladame.

Alternatively, do what I always said I'd do, and read the dictionary.

Not much you could do in 2 minutes. Reckon, I'd light up a cigarette and before half way done I'd be gone...

realisticly, i'd just sit in my chair, in shock, then panic, hyperventilate, go outside, and hug a tree tightly the last few seconds before doom. Either that, or run around franticly like a chicken or turkey with its head cut off, hyperventilating until doom.

Get as close as possible to Ladame.

Alternatively, do what I always said I'd do, and read the dictionary.

We're going to have to fight for that position. Let's see... you'd be dead in One Minute and twenty three seconds, by my calculations... which leaves me with thirty sevent seconds...

Hrm...

Better kill you in sixty seven seconds, then.

We're going to have to fight for that position. Let's see... you'd be dead in One Minute and twenty three seconds, by my calculations... which leaves me with thirty sevent seconds...

Hrm...

Better kill you in sixty seven seconds, then.

37 seconds? That's plenty of time.

Ok, use your imagination here:
Its the very last day before the entire earth is distroyed by something. Everyone has a very very short space of time to live, and so there are no consiquesces. What would you do?
Kill someone? Eat a deep fried mars bar? Kill a deep fried mars bar?

Either jack off to porn or fuck some girl senseless.

We're going to have to fight for that position. Let's see... you'd be dead in One Minute and twenty three seconds, by my calculations... which leaves me with thirty sevent seconds...

Hrm...

Better kill you in sixty seven seconds, then.

Pff, who said I'd be going to Ladame? I can't be arsed to travel in two minutes. She's coming here.

I would hurry up and finish my dissertation.

Ok, use your imagination here:
Its the very last day before the entire earth is distroyed by something. Everyone has a very very short space of time to live, and so there are no consiquesces. What would you do?
Kill someone? Eat a deep fried mars bar? Kill a deep fried mars bar?
Engage in the universe's willing suspension of disbelief and somehow save everyone at the last minute, thus depriving you all of your two minutes of consequenceless madness.

Yeah, so I'm evil.

Engage in the universe's willing suspension of disbelief and somehow save everyone at the last minute, thus depriving you all of your two minutes of consequenceless madness.

Yeah, so I'm evil.

I stand that it'll be a great defense in court.

I stand that it'll be a great defense in court.

I'd just kill Kamsaki, and nobody in the world would blame me. :v

2 Minutes? I'd find somewhere nice to watch.

Given enough time, I'd have sex, drop some acid, smoke my last cigarette, then backflip off the nearest skyscraper.

Its the only dignified way to go.

2 Minutes? I'd find somewhere nice to watch.

Given enough time, I'd have sex, drop some acid, smoke my last cigarette, then backflip off the nearest skyscraper.

Its the only dignified way to go.

Will you twist in the air?

That's undignified. :)

2 mins! That's not even enough time to bother getting up from my chair.

So I'd probably keep sitting here, and get on this forum and see who would be the first to start a thread titled something like, "Finally the PROOF of [insert either some form of Theism, or Atheism here] is coming!"

Chances are that thread would already be up by the time I picked NSG's URL out of the address bar dropdown and selected it. :p

Fergi America;12221353']2 mins! That's not even enough time to bother getting up from my chair.

So I'd probably keep sitting here, and get on this forum and see who would be the first to start a thread titled something like, "Finally the PROOF of [insert either some form of Theism, or Atheism here] is coming!"

Chances are that thread would already be up by the time I picked NSG's URL out of the address bar dropdown and selected it. :pThe two minutes would be up and you'd still be waiting for Jolt to load.

Read a Charles Stross book... It would annoy me to die without knowing the end...

Ok, use your imagination here:
Its the very last day before the entire earth is distroyed by something. Everyone has a very very short space of time to live, and so there are no consiquesces. What would you do?
Kill someone? Eat a deep fried mars bar? Kill a deep fried mars bar?

Shoot myself.

Cuddle.


The two minutes would be up and you'd still be waiting for Jolt to load.

QFT. :(

Cuddle.

Assuming I was with my boyfriend, that's what I'd do, too. Otherwise, I'd call him, and spend the two minutes rambling on about how much I love him, realistically.

I'd eat a can or two of sweetened condensed milk. It's like molten sugar and fat mixed together with a bit of cream. Plus, it's very doable, even with only 2 minutes.

EDIT: Oh, and what time is it? I'd probably do some last-minute stargazing if I could.

I'd eat a can or two of sweetened condensed milk. It's like molten sugar and fat mixed together with a bit of cream. Plus, it's very doable, even with only 2 minutes.

oh yes, condensed milk is awesome. i would have my lsd with condensed milk, excellent!

2 minutes eh?

I'd probably be on the internet, flaming all of you

I would find my absolute favorite food in the house(probably peanut butter cups or chocolate chip cookie dough poptarts) and I would enjoy them and sit by the window and watch the world end while my son plays with Play Doh nearby so the last things I experience on Earth will be those I enjoy most: Good food, Unbridled Chaos and my family.

Oh, and I'll be masturbating. :)

I would find my absolute favorite food in the house(probably peanut butter cups or chocolate chip cookie dough poptarts) and I would enjoy them and sit by the window and watch the world end while my son plays with Play Doh nearby so the last things I experience on Earth will be those I enjoy most: Good food, Unbridled Chaos and my family.

Oh, and I'll be masturbating. :)

You'll be masturbating with your son nearby?
You sick bastard!

You'll be masturbating with your son nearby?
You sick bastard!

Well, he'll be behind me and a little to the left. You know, just out of sight of the show. Remember that I'm facing the window.

Besides, he's two and has Play Doh. He doesn't care. ;)

To be realistic, I'd probably just mope around and put some music on before expiring.

I'd remind Satan of our deal, then get ready for a rather boring millenia of immortality, waiting for something interesting to evolve....

Kiss my children and tell them how proud and happy they have made me.

If my children aren't there with me, I would light a dooby if I have one handy or a cigarette, and think about my kids, since they're the only things about this fucking shit hole I'll regret losing.

Save the world, then laugh at you great bunch of wankers. I mean, seriously, wanking? Of all the things left to do in two minutes, you'd wank? Jesus, I'd rather be saying goodbye to people I love and care about than furiously shaking hands with the closest friend I have.

Go outside and climb that tree I've been meaning to climb. Enjoy the view. Probably ponder a bit.

Wank. And enjoy it while it lasts.

Ditto
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Failing that, moon whatever it is that's about to destroy me.

Literally two minutes? I think I'd just pray. If we're talking, like, a few hours, I'd have sex and do some bad bad drugs.

I would:

Go to the nearby store and take as much alcohol, juice, and soda that I can and fill my tub with it to bathe in because I always wanted to know what it would be like.

or

Strip myself naked and go outside and sit on a lawn chair in the middle of my driveway and wait for the world to end.

I'd make a real quick couple phone calls, setting the record straight on who I really like and didn't.

Now, assuming the world wasn't ending, but I was going to die in two minutes, I'd get a huge box and a lot of stamps and place the box by where the mailman comes, with me inside (eating onions and refried beans). After I die and the mailman comes, he would deliver the box to my ex-girlfriend.

I'd probably just keep doing what I was doing.

B, to the E, to the E, to the R!

Rape some chick.

I knew someone would say this.

As for me, I will be praying.

2 minutes?

I'd probably phone my parents and thank them.

Will you twist in the air?

I'll be corkscrewing all the way to the ground.

I wonder if its possible to smoke a cigarette or joint in freefall? It'd be difficult to light, but if I did it before I jumped, I think that'd work.

Of course, I'd try to time it so the world ended before I landed, so I just keep going, assuming the world literally ends.

2 minutes?

I'd probably phone my parents and thank them.

I'd make a few phone calls too, if I had time.

realisticly, i'd just sit in my chair, in shock, then panic, hyperventilate, go outside, and hug a tree tightly the last few seconds before doom. Either that, or run around franticly like a chicken or turkey with its head cut off, hyperventilating until doom.

Quite true. In all seriousness, I'm more inclined to believe people would actually try to contact their family and friends to say goodbye.

Quite true. In all seriousness, I'm more inclined to believe people would actually try to contact their family and friends to say goodbye.

I hate my family, and don't really like my friends... so to Ladam I go!

:D

I hate my family, and don't really like my friends... so to Ladam I go!

:D
You know, if you're going to spend the 2 minutes fighting with Dina (and possibly Cluich), I'll just find someone else.

You know, if you're going to spend the 2 minutes fighting with Dina (and possibly Cluich), I'll just find someone else.

Oh no, it will take me 37 seconds flat(This considering I am fighting a Hong-Kong mob of 38). I'll even do it Greko-Roman style, to save time. I've been crunching the numbers, and I've decided not to go with some of the flash, and go with quick and painless deaths around.

Leaves 1 minute 23 seconds.

Hm...

On second thought, no flash. 18 seconds, max, for the mob.

Also, Dina's plan requires you to go to him, I will go to you(That's an extra 2 seconds travel-time).

I have ambition when driven.

Oh no, it will take me 37 seconds flat(This considering I am fighting a Hong-Kong mob of 38). I'll even do it Greko-Roman style, to save time. I've been crunching the numbers, and I've decided not to go with some of the flash, and go with quick and painless deaths around.

Leaves 1 minute 23 seconds.

Hm...

On second thought, no flash. 18 seconds, max, for the mob.

Also, Dina's plan requires you to go to him, I will go to you(That's an extra 2 seconds travel-time).

I have ambition when driven.
Dina's dreaming. He wants to come here anyway, to see TC if not anything else.

But sex in a minute and 40 seconds doesn't seem too romantic. Damn end of the world. :mad:

Dina's dreaming. He wants to come here anyway, to see TC if not anything else.

But sex in a minute and 40 seconds doesn't seem too romantic. Damn end of the world. :mad:

End of the World: 2 Minutes
Traveling to see Ladam: 2 Second
Killing a Hong-Kong Mob: 18 seconds.
Having romantic-less sex with an NS'er: Priceless.

Seriously, I can fit a lot of romance in a minute 40.

I could shave some more time off if it is a Japanese mob instead of a Hong Kong Mob. But that part is up to chance.

Basically tell everyone that I know what I think of them while smoking a big Cuban cigar and drinking scotch. Then I will say confession, ask for forgiveness, and be done.

Basically tell everyone that I know what I think of them while smoking a big Cuban cigar and drinking scotch. Then I will say confession, ask for forgiveness, and be done.

Where's the gay sex? You have to have gay sex... I mean come on, you have to. Not with me. Someone else. But come on.

Gay sex, man, just say it. Rolls off the tounge.

if it was last day and not two minutes I'd go and have wild sex with anyone willing. and then when its close to last 15 minutes go to church, confess my sins, and when its like 10 seconds to live I'd firmly decide never to sin again. just in case.

i hope the person i hate the most is standing next to me and i got a gun

i hope the person i hate the most is standing next to me and i got a gun

Your bare hands would be more fun.

Where's the gay sex? You have to have gay sex... I mean come on, you have to. Not with me. Someone else. But come on.

Gay sex, man, just say it. Rolls off the tounge.

Nah, I wouldn't mind receiving oral from a female while I tell people off though.

Your bare hands would be more fun.

no it take to long what with them fighting back

no it take to long what with them fighting back

Well, you both are going to die anyway.

Nah, I wouldn't mind receiving oral from a female while I tell people off though.

Pffft. Way to cheap-out of the sinning before you repent.

Well, you both are going to die anyway.

i like to look at the body an go ha ha i blow your head off, then die happy

Eat chocolate and then lox, and finally say I love you, to everyone, to anyone, to all my friends and my family, to anyone I could find in two minutes! And if a certainly sadistic EmoBoy were around, I'd make out with him, to get some satisfaction, and hopefully to confuse/disgust him, and get him in trouble with his girlfriend/boyfriend, if he even has one right now (you goddamn bicycle....settle down for a bit!).



Sorry, Czardas. I know you hate hearing about my love life.

hold my wife in my arms, and kiss her, and tell her how much she means to me.

Ok, use your imagination here:
Its the very last day before the entire earth is distroyed by something. Everyone has a very very short space of time to live, and so there are no consiquesces. What would you do?
Kill someone? Eat a deep fried mars bar? Kill a deep fried mars bar?

Drink wine and go to bed.

I'd go into my backyard with my AR-15, all of my ammo, and as many targets as I thought I could hit (I wouldn't want to put up targets I don't think I'd hit, that's ecologically irrisponsible and a waste), and I would expend my ammo in one last act of target shooting fun.

:D
Yeah you gotta shoot your load. ;)

I think I would do one of two things, depending on where I was and what I was doing when I heard the news. I think my first thought would be of my daughter and husband, but if they were at work/daycare then I'd run down to the nearest kiosk and get me a damned cigarette. I haven't had one in over 4 years, but if I couldn't be with my family in my last two minutes I'd wanna be smoking.

ha ha ha! I completely get that!

meh! we all knew we were going to die when we were born.

i'd probably just go on doing whatever i was doing anyway, that or order the meat of the day at the restaurant at the end of the universe.

i mean, besides that, given relatively short warning, there's probably not much else i could do anyway.

of couse i'd probably like to be meditating out in the woods somewhere,
but the way this was stated it doesn't sound like i'd have time to get there.

=^^=
.../\...

Swear. A lot.

Ok, use your imagination here:
Its the very last day before the entire earth is distroyed by something. Everyone has a very very short space of time to live, and so there are no consiquesces. What would you do?
Kill someone? Eat a deep fried mars bar? Kill a deep fried mars bar?

Have as much sex with as much women as humanly possible, get drunk, do drugs and then pray.

Haveing a fast sex would be one possibility, if that is not a option(no suitable candidates at close distance), then I would probably just enjoy fireworks of doom(assumeing that end will come with big bang), if I manage to get some good alcohol at hand during this, then that's even better.

I'd probably smoke a lid and burst into laughter, being glad I always lived by the day.

Wouldn't be too bad actually...

Ok, use your imagination here:
Its the very last day before the entire earth is distroyed by something. Everyone has a very very short space of time to live, and so there are no consiquesces. What would you do?
Kill someone? Eat a deep fried mars bar? Kill a deep fried mars bar?

I won't go into too much detail about what I would do in that eventuality, but suffice to say it would include a strap-on. ;)

Edit: Honestly, I was just joking there. In actuality, I'd probably be dumbfounded & shocked until we all died.

Try to find an extremely cool and/or dramatic position to die in.

Probably put on some good music, have a cigarette with my curtains drawn and hoping I'll somehow survive whatever is coming.

Ok, use your imagination here:
Its the very last day before the entire earth is distroyed by something. Everyone has a very very short space of time to live, and so there are no consiquesces. What would you do?
Kill someone? Eat a deep fried mars bar? Kill a deep fried mars bar?

My REAL answer: I would pray to God and get ready to die.

Creative: I would fence with REAL swords (I am a fencer, and it rocks). I would let other people take me on by the bunches, then after that I would fence with real fencers until I lost...
For a fun variation, I might use samurai swords, after all I also practise kedno and nito ryo.

You probably die as you lived your whole life: stupid. But then again your thinking: what in gods name is there else to do in 2 minutes!

Did you just say that everyone who posted here has lived their whole life stupid?

And how do you fuck and then rape someone?

Did you just say that everyone who posted here has lived their whole life stupid?

And how do you fuck and then rape someone?

yes they did and good point how do you do that

Im not saying everyone who posted lived his life stupid.

Allright, you find yourself a nice girl. She's pretty and since you have only a day left she looks to have something special, mystical. You both aggree to make actual love. Love like you have never experienced before, for all people, for life, for this soft body under (or on top, or sideways) you. Suddingly something struck you (probably a recall to this NSforum) and you hit her as hard as you can in the face shouting 'You stupid bitch' and start to fuck hard, occassionally hitting and swearing and you end this last epic with one bang. The fading sound of a shotgun.

wow that was weird.

Im not saying everyone who posted lived his life stupid.

Allright, you find yourself a nice girl. She's pretty and since you have only a day left she looks to have something special, mystical. You both aggree to make actual love. Love like you have never experienced before, for all people, for life, for this soft body under (or on top, or sideways) you. Suddingly something struck you (probably a recall to this NSforum) and you hit her as hard as you can in the face shouting 'You stupid bitch' and start to fuck hard, occassionally hitting and swearing and you end this last epic with one bang. The fading sound of a shotgun.

Your brain is an untapped resource! You should write erotic fiction for necrophiliacs!

I'd do the same thing I always do -- I'd say, "The world's going to end? Whatever" and try to finish whatever I was doing at the time so at least I'd die accomplished.

Everyone claiming they're going to spend their last two minutes having sex or masturbating is kind of silly. It takes a while to get that started, in general. The whole "I don't want to die a virgin" attitude is silly, as would you really care if you managed to have sex or not during life after you died?

Sorry, Czardas. I know you hate hearing about my love life.
... ok? :confused:

Two minutes? Pray.

*snipped out of disgust*

Let's see...you've made three posts on this forum, all of which said you'd like to rape someone. Run along, troll.

I'd probably spend the two minutes holding my nearest and dearest and if they're not around at the time just whoeveres the nearest.

Cry.

Me no want to die...

wtf is wrong with my post? retards

sorry, thought it would be reviewed by a moderator

Have sex ten times.



What?!

... ok? :confused:

I was just as confused as you.

wtf is wrong with my post? retards

Adding more trolling posts will not get you anything but a forced vacation from the forums.

Please start posting within the rules. If you want to know exactly what the rules are, check the Moderation forum and read the One-Stop Rules Shop thread.

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HotRodia

nepotism! a pity that posts are judged by 1 visionary. Where's the democracy. This forum is victim of a Benevolent(?) Dictatorship.

Ummm...if all I have left is two minutes, I'll try to consume as much sugar as possible and say goodbye to my wife and all my pets. Gimme about ten minutes and I might just do a little more than "say goodbye" to my wife. Throw the cats some catnip, the dog a Milk-Bone, and the birds some snacks and then my wife and I can...OK, maybe just the sugar.

nepotism! a pity that posts are judged by 1 visionary. Where's the democracy. This forum is victim of a Benevolent(?) Dictatorship.

http://www.nationstates.net/page=faq#etiquette

Yeah, it's his own Father Knows Best State, and we're just living in it. It's a fact, and it's in the FAQ. Which would have been a good thing to read before using the site.

That said, you can appeal my decision if you like. Make sure to use links for evidence and argue your point well.

NationStates Forum Moderator
HotRodia

I think that I'd probably end up closing my eyes tightly and bracing for impact. And think about all the wasted minutes in my life. Like all the pointless posts I've read on this thread...

That said, you can appeal my decision if you like. Make sure to use links for evidence and argue your point well.


your funny, you deleted all my evidence.

your funny, you deleted all my evidence.

Other Mods can read the posts I deleted, and they can see them if you link them to this thread. They can indeed review the evidence.

NationStates Forum Moderator
HotRodia

... ok? :confused:

To NSG in general: Vouchers to visit a certified proctologist, to have their heads removed from their asses.

Questers, The Plutonian Empire, Ritlina/Naliitr, Terrorist Cakes, and just about everyone else who spends a lot of time whining about their relationship problems: a girlfriend/boyfriend/both. Or lack thereof, whichever they're complaining about.



Apologies for gravedigging...

InvertedGravity, I have moved your post to the correct forum so that your appeal can be reviewed. You can view it here.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=515144

Apologies for gravedigging...

... that was just because I get annoyed when people go on and on too much about their private lives in general, and your name came to mind because I'd recently seen one of the posts in question. It's not related to you specifically.

People always seem to take whatever I say or do personally. I ignore someone and s/he (usually a girl) says, "Why don't you like me?" or "Why are you ignoring me?" I ignore everyone, but somehow s/he thinks it's something s/he did. Perhaps that's common to females in general.

Well, meh.

/thread

Take advantage of the fact that the Vogon ships that are destroying the world employ Dentrassi cooks and hitch a ride out of here. :D

Take advantage of the fact that the Vogon ships that are destroying the world employ Dentrassi cooks and hitch a ride out of here. :D

And don't forget to bring a towel. Oh, and first and foremost...

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