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A Canadian heretic friend of mine and I were discussing deep religious question, when this arose,"Would you rather have 72 virgins, or 72 well-experienced whores?"

Which would you rather have?

This thread needs a poll, and I'd take the whores. Or all 144 if possible.

Neither. I'd much prefer being one of the experienced whores, but it's a bit too late for that...

I'd rather not spend eternity with 72 women

….yeah the sex would be good but its not like you will be getting any :p

I'd go for the five whores, 20 virgins, the beer and the day off, on the basis that it's easier to please 25 women than 72.

72 virgins. Since you're in heaven, you can do them as much as you like, so they'll be well-experienced whores themselves before long.

I'd go for the five whores, 20 virgins, the beer and the day off, on the basis that it's easier to please 25 women than 72.

I picked that one for the free beer and a day off.

I'd rather not spend eternity with 72 women

….yeah the sex would be good but its not like you will be getting any :p

S'true. Even if by divine command they were instructed too have sex with me, they'd probably use the "we should just be friends" speech on me. =/

i dont want to have to put up with 72 of anything but most especially not 72 virgin men. *shudder*

SNIP

you'd make allot of friends though...

72 virgins. Since you're in heaven, you can do them as much as you like, so they'll be well-experienced whores themselves before long.
Your heaven, their hell. ;)

i dont want to have to put up with 72 of anything but most especially not 72 virgin men. *shudder*

Seriously. Virgins suck. Poorly.

72 of each! In the unlikely event I can't please them all they can please each other.

i dont want to have to put up with 72 of anything but most especially not 72 virgin men. *shudder*

don't go to any star trek/superhero parties then (http://theniceguycomic.com/strips-dorkitude.htm)

They'll be 72 experienced whores when I'm through with them:D

experienced whores tend to be way older than me, i assume. so i think i go for the virgins, although the "whores, 20 virgins, beer and the day off" option seems good too.

I'm Calvinist and therefore am excluded from the fun.

*doesn't understand the fascination with virgins*

I'd pick the virgins, but mostly because I don't consider myself a calvinist, don't like beer, and whores don't appeal much to me.
If there was the option of a cute coed that really liked me back, that'd probably be my choice instead..

Beer and Whores! Beer and Whores!

A Canadian heretic friend of mine and I were discussing deep religious question, when this arose,"Would you rather have 72 virgins, or 72 well-experienced whores?"

Which would you rather have?

I'd rather have the whores. They have a better chance of being MILFs.

I'd pick the virgins, but mostly because I don't consider myself a calvinist, don't like beer, and whores don't appeal much to me.
If there was the option of a cute coed that really liked me back, that'd probably be my choice instead..

Seconded. I accidentally hit the beer option, but I actually that stuff. Yes, I'd assume among the virgins might be somebody more interesting than the whores, and as somebody else said, they won't be virgins forever, right?

Wow! Five persons voted for "I'm a Calvinist..."

I thought that first part would have scared most from that option. Apparently, I was wrong.

i went for the whores with the knowledge that virgins are next to useless in bed, while whores know what they want and how to get it. And they're usually willing to help you get what you want as well.

I vote 72 well experienced Whores...
Now being an honest man I obviously cant handle 7 women more or less 72...but well experienced whores are not only more FUN then virgins....the profit margin is much higher.

A Canadian heretic friend of mine and I were discussing deep religious question, when this arose,"Would you rather have 72 virgins, or 72 well-experienced whores?"

Which would you rather have?

I'd rather have 72 virgins. I'm a virgin, and I wouldn't wanna get laid by someone who had gone with 100 guys before me.

A Canadian heretic friend of mine and I were discussing deep religious question, when this arose,"Would you rather have 72 virgins, or 72 well-experienced whores?"

Which would you rather have?

How about 1/2 and 1/2 especially if the latter can teach the former to do 1/2 & 1/2 :D

I wonder if this was the question that led to the modest proposal.

I'd rather not spend eternity with 72 women


Would you prefer to spend it with 72 men? :D

you'd make allot of friends though...

Oh yes, an eternity of scrabble should be fun.

i dont want to have to put up with 72 of anything but most especially not 72 virgin men. *shudder*

So you would prefer 72 virgin women? :D

So you would prefer 72 virgin women? :D

only if they agree to do the housework

*doesn't understand the fascination with virgins*

He/she must be one. :D

i went for the whores with the knowledge that virgins are next to useless in bed, while whores know what they want and how to get it. And they're usually willing to help you get what you want as well.

No, whores know what you want and how to give it. :D

Think about it this way:
You can turn 72 virgins into 72 experienced whores but you can't turn 72 whores into virgins.

Think about that for a few minutes. It should give you all the help you need to answer the question.