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Take this test:

http://www.shapetest.com

Choose which shapes are most appealing to you and it'll give you a frighteningly accurate analysis of your personality.

Here's what it said about me:
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Deep-seated fantasies about Margaret Thatcher and roto-tilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of hummingbirds, the doorbell, and clowns. This is silly- when was the last time clowns caused you any harm? (since the last time I read something LG wrote)
My God, it's like it's known me all my life!

Dare you take the test?

Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Pee Wee Herman, the doorbell, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, gainful employment, and the doorbell. This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm?

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate you're damn near normal. Do you have any idea of how rare that is? Maybe you need to lower your standards and pick up some bad habits or something. People like you are annoying as hell to the rest of us. People who answer as you did have a 1 in 3 chance of being a convicted felon. (72 times higher than normal.)

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of libraries, Pee Wee Herman, and sunlight. This is silly- when was the last time sunlight caused you any harm?

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, gainful employment, and the doorbell. This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm?

ZOMG, that r the sames as i

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:
You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of bathtubs, toasters, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

Sounds about right.

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of gainful employment, bathtubs, and clowns. This is silly- when was the last time clowns caused you any harm?

It is pretty accurate.

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, the doorbell, and Austin Powers. This is silly- when was the last time Austin Powers caused you any harm?


Woohoo, I'm a porn star too. :)

You know, everyone, I hate to break it to you: but it's not a very good personality test.

You can thank me later.

You know, everyone, I hate to break it to you: but it's not a very good personality test.

You can thank me later.

Thanks, I wouldn't have realized.

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers.

Long-Term Prognosis:
You are destined for greatness, but only on America's Most Wanted. Your overly obsessive need for control hampers your ability to create lasting personal relationships personal unless you take hostages (and sometimes not even then). With a maladjustment as severe as in your case, the only career path for you is as a Senator or pimp.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Wednesdays, t-shirts, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

Oh my ...

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate you like dogs, which is fine, except that your interest extends to the romantic. Join a dating service and don't try to work for the ASPCA. In addition, your inferiority complex is not a complex, it's real. You're inferior. Get used to it. People who answer as you did often admit to having had sexual experiences with both men and women, as well as with cats and dogs and farm equipment.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of door-to-door salesmen, disco dancing, and gainful employment. This is silly- when was the last time gainful employment caused you any harm?
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Sadly enough, the whole thing is VERY accurate.

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, gainful employment, and the doorbell. This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm?

Damn doorbells...

You know, everyone, I hate to break it to you: but it's not a very good personality test.

You can thank me later.

My self-esteem was shattered upon this revelation that the comforting categorization given me by this test was innacurate. I will now spend the next 24 hours reevaluating my life.

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of oyster soup, gainful employment, and door-to-door salesmen. This is silly- when was the last time door-to-door salesmen caused you any harm?


I'd like to say that isn't accurate, but it's actually pretty spot on, except for the obsession with sheep. :p

Take this test:

http://www.shapetest.com

Choose which shapes are most appealing to you and it'll give you a frighteningly accurate analysis of your personality.

Here's what it said about me:

My God, it's like it's known me all my life!

Dare you take the test?
Cool test, where did you get it from?:p

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope- put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Deep-seated fantasies about Margaret Thatcher and roto-tilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of the doorbell, vanilla ice cream, and hummingbirds. This is silly- when was the last time hummingbirds caused you any harm?



that is.........nearly accurate, sorta. :eek: I am afraid of birds......and I do have a pretty addictive personality *drinks the rest of her pot of coffee*

People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

But I'm not! :eek:


Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job

I have got a job.


Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers

Ah, finally something accurate. :D

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers.

Long-Term Prognosis:
You are destined for greatness, but only on America's Most Wanted. Your overly obsessive need for control hampers your ability to create lasting personal relationships personal unless you take hostages (and sometimes not even then). With a maladjustment as severe as in your case, the only career path for you is as a Senator or pimp.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Wednesdays, clowns, and t-shirts. This is silly- when was the last time t-shirts caused you any harm?

Basically, a psychopath. Meh.

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope- put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:
Deep-seated fantasies about Margaret Thatcher and roto-tilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of bathtubs, vanilla ice cream, and hummingbirds. This is silly- when was the last time hummingbirds caused you any harm?

Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Deep-seated fantasies about Margaret Thatcher and roto-tilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, hummingbirds, and red cars. This is silly- when was the last time red cars caused you any harm?


Everything but the part about red cars. It's kinda funny.

sometimes I do cheat at card games...

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.
Basically normal? I'm insulted!

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.
As a vegetarian, I'll be wondering where the KFC containers come from...

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of gainful employment, cats, and the doorbell. This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm?
I wouldn't say 'afraid' of gainful employment, I just prefer sitting on my arse posting here.

http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/wavetowel2.gifROFLMAO. Thanks, I needed that.

Personality Test Results







Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of the doorbell, Pee Wee Herman, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?
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Does this mean I have to stop knitting, crocheting and spinning wool into yarn? I suppose I'll have to get rid of my four cats, too.

What's a teletubby?

Any sane person fears Pee-Wee Herman.

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that the whole world thinks you're insane, except for your friends deep inside the Earth. Electroshock therapy might help, but arsenic is the sure cure for those voices in your head. You also appear to have unfounded delusions of adequacy. People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Pee Wee Herman, oyster soup, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?


Lol, nice find.

What's a teletubby?

http://home.datacomm.ch/daniel.lerch/teletubbies.jpg

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did have a 1 in 3 chance of being a convicted felon. (72 times higher than normal.)

Long-Term Prognosis:
Deep-seated fantasies about Margaret Thatcher and roto-tilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of hummingbirds, cats, and libraries. This is silly- when was the last time libraries caused you any harm?

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.

Long-Term Prognosis:
There is no long-term hope for you. Life will never get any better for you. You're screwed. It looks like Hard Times ahead for you (notice the capital letters). Your unhappiness will have no lower limit; despair and mental anguish will be your constant companions. You might as well grab a gun and go on a shootin' spree. Oh, wait, that was someone else's test result. Never mind.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of internet tests, red cars, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope- put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of vanilla ice cream, bathtubs, and gainful employment. This is silly- when was the last time gainful employment caused you any harm?

lol! well i'm not a hoarder but the rest is pretty accurate. although i wouldn't say my attitude towards vanilla icecream and bathtubs could really be described as a phobia, more an aversion. and i'm not drunk :p (two weeks and no drink, i dream every night of alcohol though :( )

http://home.datacomm.ch/daniel.lerch/teletubbies.jpg

Okay. Now, why is a teletubby? Is this something to scare children?

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you are almost certain to die in a whorehouse, but not as a customer. Your self-destructive impulses could be put to good use and channeled creatively, but we both know that'll never happen. You also watch way too much Oprah. People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of oyster soup, hairbrushes, and Pee Wee Herman. This is silly- when was the last time Pee Wee Herman caused you any harm?

Okay. Now, why is a teletubby? Is this something to scare children?
It's a kids' tv show from around 1995, made by the BBC. Supposedly it's 'educational'. If you ask me, it's disturbing.

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of gainful employment, bathtubs, and clowns. This is silly- when was the last time clowns caused you any harm?

Take this test:

http://www.shapetest.com

Choose which shapes are most appealing to you and it'll give you a frighteningly accurate analysis of your personality.

Here's what it said about me:

My God, it's like it's known me all my life!

Dare you take the test?

I got the same thing as you.. and It's totally wrong, I hardly ever wear black and I'm afraid of nothing living or a doorbell.

But the second opinion wasn't as far off.



Personality Test Results





Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that the whole world thinks you're insane, except for your friends deep inside the Earth. Electroshock therapy might help, but arsenic is the sure cure for those voices in your head. You also appear to have unfounded delusions of adequacy. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of the doorbell, Austin Powers, and electricity. This is silly- when was the last time electricity caused you any harm?

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, oyster soup, and gainful employment. This is silly- when was the last time gainful employment caused you any harm?

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.
Running naked? I'm one of the biggest prudes I know! I have a hobby. Okay, I think sheep are amusing, and I love a good fluffy sheepskin, but if they are implying that I like sheep in that way, then they are sadly mistaken.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Deep-seated fantasies about Margaret Thatcher and roto-tilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool.
Maggie who? I'm sorry, but that woman retired as British PM before I was old enough to say the word 'politician'. And I'll admit that I'm odd, but not a danger to society.
Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of hummingbirds, the doorbell, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?
Doorbells annoy me, but I love hummingbirds as well as kitty cats.

Wow, this test was pretty inaccurate. I've taken better quizes made by 13-year-old girls on Quizilla.

well I got

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers.

Long-Term Prognosis:
You are destined for greatness, but only on America's Most Wanted. Your overly obsessive need for control hampers your ability to create lasting personal relationships personal unless you take hostages (and sometimes not even then). With a maladjustment as severe as in your case, the only career path for you is as a Senator or pimp.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of t-shirts, cats, and Wednesdays. This is silly- when was the last time Wednesdays caused you any harm?

I think I'll be a pimp

Running naked? I'm one of the biggest prudes I know! I have a hobby. Okay, I think sheep are amusing, and I love a good fluffy sheepskin, but if they are implying that I like sheep in that way, then they are sadly mistaken.


Maggie who? I'm sorry, but that woman retired as British PM before I was old enough to say the word 'politician'. And I'll admit that I'm odd, but not a danger to society.

Doorbells annoy me, but I love hummingbirds as well as kitty cats.

Wow, this test was pretty inaccurate. I've taken better quizes made by 13-year-old girls on Quizilla.

Last time I was on Quizilla all it was was all sexual fantasies poorly disguised as fanfiction poorly disguised as quizzes.

Last time I was on Quizilla all it was was all sexual fantasies poorly disguised as fanfiction poorly disguised as quizzes.
You have no idea... Apparently there's a market for "A Draco Malfoy Fanfiction Part 753", or something like that. Any quizzes that equate you to characters from a TV show will be so blatantly obvious when you're doing the quiz. Either that, or the quiz will be along the lines of "What does your inner soul look like? GIRLS ONLY [now with cute anime pics! ^_^]". Amusing for a short while, but, it does get a little tedious.

You have no idea... Apparently there's a market for "A Draco Malfoy Fanfiction Part 753", or something like that. Any quizzes that equate you to characters from a TV show will be so blatantly obvious when you're doing the quiz. Either that, or the quiz will be along the lines of "What does your inner soul look like? GIRLS ONLY [now with cute anime pics! ^_^]". Amusing for a short while, but, it does get a little tedious.

I wonder if it's still around.........

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of oyster soup, clowns, and gainful employment. This is silly- when was the last time gainful employment caused you any harm?

Gainful employment killed my soul. *nods*