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I'm taking the bullets out of the gun next week. That's right, I'm getting a vasectomy. What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

One of my best friends offered to do it for free with a baseball bat. Ah, friendship. :)

I predict the scapels will be unable to cut through your Scrotum of Steel.

you should ask them to install some add-ons while your there…

I’m thinking maybe a radio

I'm taking the bullets out of the gun next week. That's right, I'm getting a vasectomy. What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

One of my best friends offered to do it for free with a baseball bat. Ah, friendship. :)

With all the shots you've taken down there... I would be surprised if a knife would be able to penetrate, much less snip something.

you should ask them to install some add-ons while your there…

I’m thinking maybe a radio

"My genitals also function as a two-way communication device."

I'm taking the bullets out of the gun next week. That's right, I'm getting a vasectomy. What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

One of my best friends offered to do it for free with a baseball bat. Ah, friendship. :)

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Noooooo.... :(

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Noooooo.... :(
What, wanted to have LG's man babies?

I predict the scapels will be unable to cut through your Scrotum of Steel.

I hope I at least break a scalpel or two. :)

What, wanted to have LG's man babies?

You don't?!

"My genitals also function as a two-way communication device.""So speak clearly and place your mouth near the mic please!"

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Noooooo.... :(
.... I know you're trying to say something Ruffy... but I just don't know what you're trying to say! :p

you should ask them to install some add-ons while your there…

I’m thinking maybe a radio

Walkie talkie.

I'm taking the bullets out of the gun next week. That's right, I'm getting a vasectomy. What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

One of my best friends offered to do it for free with a baseball bat. Ah, friendship. :)

when they tell you to lay around for a few days.......listen, otherwise your boys swell up to basketball size and it's painful.

Hubby would recommend a jockstrap for support (no pulling stitches) and stock up on frozen peas for pain relief.

EDIT: and good for you being a real man and saving your wife major surgery, I mean she's had enough pain after birthing the kids right? :)

I'm taking the bullets out of the gun next week. That's right, I'm getting a vasectomy. What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

One of my best friends offered to do it for free with a baseball bat. Ah, friendship. :)
If your sperm are anything like you, I'm sure they'll find a way.

It'll probably involve mud, but they'll find a way. ;)

i always wondered why men do this, it seems terribly drastic. the thought of combination of cold steel and my bits sends my balls into retreat, i don't think they'd be able to snip them even if i wanted them to. i think i'd prefer to take some sort of contraceptive pill like girls have, although i don't know that they exist.

you should ask them to install some add-ons while your there…

I’m thinking maybe a radio
How's about a laser?

You don't?!
You mean you haven't?:eek:

"My genitals also function as a two-way communication device."

I want one of these:

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/34416820/3172160

:D

...stock up on frozen peas for pain relief.
Thanks smunkee, for a second there I was imagining LG holding individual frozen peas and...

:D :D :D

when they tell you to lay around for a few days.......listen, otherwise your boys swell up to basketball size and it's painful.

Hubby would recommend a jockstrap for support (no pulling stitches) and stock up on frozen peas for pain relief.

EDIT: and good for you being a real man and saving your wife major surgery, I mean she's had enough pain after birthing the kids right? :)

Didn't have that problem when I got snipped. I think I was off my feet for about 36 hours, and then just took it easy at work for a couple of weeks (I was selling electronics at the time, so I just stayed out of the stockroom) and everything worked out fine.

Of course, now it's 15 years later, I'm divorced and my girlfriend and I want to have kids and it's going to be expensive (assuming it can happen at all).

I want one of these:

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/34416820/3172160

:D
Well, you've just put my recovery from a pulled chest muscle back by a few days. :D

Owww...:( Don't make me laugh so much in future. :p

I hope I at least break a scalpel or two. :)
They're going to be sorry when they resort to the laser from the optometrist down the hall.
If your sperm are anything like you, I'm sure they'll find a way.

It'll probably involve mud, but they'll find a way. ;)
They'll make their own Vas Deferens. Out of mud.
How's about a laser?
A laser pointer to help with aiming.

What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

Nah, I think you just hate children THAT MUCH. :p

when they tell you to lay around for a few days.......listen, otherwise your boys swell up to basketball size and it's painful.

Hubby would recommend a jockstrap for support (no pulling stitches) and stock up on frozen peas for pain relief.

EDIT: and good for you being a real man and saving your wife major surgery, I mean she's had enough pain after birthing the kids right? :)

Not to mention the incredible difference in risk between major surgery with a general anesthesia and a minor procedure with a local and a week's worth of happy pills. :)

Besides, if anything keeps her out of work much longer she's going to spontaneously combust. :p

I'm taking the bullets out of the gun next week. That's right, I'm getting a vasectomy. What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

One of my best friends offered to do it for free with a baseball bat. Ah, friendship. :)
May I make a suggestion?

Reschedule the vasectomy and spend some time donating to a sperm bank. You don't want to let it go to waste now, do you? I know you have--three?--kids already, but it can't hurt to have some more Goofball genes floating around.

Nah, I think you just hate children THAT MUCH. :p

I'm a clown! Do you think I do this just to torment and frighten little children? Do you think I get my jollies by scarring them for life?


...Watching the sweet succulent tears streaming down their fearful faces. Oh, the fear...baking off them like heat lines off of pavement in summertime. ... *eyes glaze over*


...uh...what? I mean, no. Tha's ridiculous. :p

You mean you haven't?:eek:
No :(

Maybe LG will donate to a sperm bank beforehand.
Not to mention the incredible difference in risk between major surgery with a general anesthesia and a minor procedure with a local and a week's worth of happy pills. :)
They do it with a local? Yeah, they won't get around to breaking the scalpels, the needles will break when they try to inject that local.

May I make a suggestion?

Reschedule the vasectomy and spend some time donating to a sperm bank. You don't want to let it go to waste now, do you? I know you have--three?--kids already, but it can't hurt to have some more Goofball genes floating around.

That's exactly the sort of thing that sets a futuristic RPG into motion.

May I make a suggestion?

Reschedule the vasectomy and spend some time donating to a sperm bank. You don't want to let it go to waste now, do you? I know you have--three?--kids already, but it can't hurt to have some more Goofball genes floating around.

Way ahead of you. :)

That's exactly the sort of thing that sets a futuristic RPG into motion.

YAY! :D

Way ahead of you. :)
O God, those poor parents:eek:

Why are you salting the fields?

Way ahead of you. :)

Noooooo! It has begun!! Quick, someone create an ambiguious prophecy for some kid 1000 years from now!

Way ahead of you. :)

Oh goodie.

..speaking of sperm bank donation, I may contemplate doing just that...

Dinaverg: In the time of darkness, he will come. In the time of no humor, he will emerge to bring laughter to people's depressed faces. He will bear but one sign: the sign of the Goofball.

Noooooo! It has begun!! Quick, someone create an ambiguious prophecy for some kid 1000 years from now!

Where's Nostradamus when you need him? :(

I'm taking the bullets out of the gun next week. That's right, I'm getting a vasectomy. What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

One of my best friends offered to do it for free with a baseball bat. Ah, friendship. :)

Ahhh...I find myself picturing the movie Dumb and Dumber, when he goes to get his toenails trimmed and they go through a half a garage worth of power-tools. :D

Didn't have that problem when I got snipped...

Of course, now it's 15 years later, I'm divorced and my girlfriend and I want to have kids and it's going to be expensive (assuming it can happen at all).

:(

May I make a suggestion?

Reschedule the vasectomy and spend some time donating to a sperm bank. You don't want to let it go to waste now, do you? I know you have--three?--kids already, but it can't hurt to have some more Goofball genes floating around.

Agreed!

Besides, think of when mass cloning becomes viable.

An ARMY of GOOFBALLS!!! :eek: :p

YAY! :D

First, a short period of prosperity, then, THEN! Things go horribly wrong.

After untold years of terror...a champion shall rise up, to destroy the Seeds of Goofball scattered across the galaxy and disperse their evil power.


Wow, I just realized no RPG has a worthwhile storyline.

Oh goodie.

..speaking of sperm bank donation, I may contemplate doing just that...

Dinaverg: In the time of darkness, he will come. In the time of no humor, he will emerge to bring laughter to people's depressed faces. He will bear but one sign: the sign of the Goofball.
What exactly is the sign of the Goofball?

What exactly is the sign of the Goofball?

A pair of muddy iron orbs on either side of a taco. :)

Dinaverg: In the time of darkness, he will come. In the time of no humor, he will emerge to bring laughter to people's depressed faces. He will bear but one sign: the sign of the Goofball.

I like that idea too. That's more of an Adventure genre though.

What exactly is the sign of the Goofball?

It'll rain mud.

Wow, I just realized no RPG has a worthwhile storyline.I learned that after reading the Macho Women with Guns (http://maverick.brainiac.com/mwwg/index.html) source book.

A pair of muddy iron orbs on either side of a taco. :)

...

I have to make that.

oh yeah, and don't have unprotected sex until you go back in for them to check stuff out.........

oh yeah, and don't have unprotected sex until you go back in for them to check stuff out.........

So I've heard, supposedly it could take as many as twenty orgasms or three weeks to get all the wigglies out. I wonder if it's a 'whichever comes first' thing, because I can accomplish the former in one good weekend. :D

I like that idea too. That's more of an Adventure genre though.

What'd you expect? It's me we're talking about here. I have all the word usage ability of a children's book writer.

So I've heard, supposedly it could take as many as twenty orgasms or three weeks to get all the wigglies out. I wonder if it's a 'whichever comes first' thing, because I can accomplish the former in one good weekend. :D
A parting shot so to speak?

*freezes LG's sperm*

So I've heard, supposedly it could take as many as twenty orgasms or three weeks to get all the wigglies out. I wonder if it's a 'whichever comes first' thing, because I can accomplish the former in one good weekend. :D

I think so, because he went in a week and a half after and we got an "all clear"

Incidentally, while looking for taco sprite inspriation, I found this.

http://www.txmafia.com/cellblock/flash/1087.swf

A pair of muddy iron orbs on either side of a taco. :)

I fuckin' LOL'ed for real...awesome! :p

...

I have to make that.

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

I fuckin' LOL'ed for real...awesome! :p



DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

This might do:
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/s/so/sol_one/453615_happy_muddy_ball.jpg

...

I have to make that.
Do it man, do it!
So I've heard, supposedly it could take as many as twenty orgasms or three weeks to get all the wigglies out. I wonder if it's a 'whichever comes first' thing, because I can accomplish the former in one good weekend. :D

I'm sure you can convince Mrs. Goofball to aid in clearing the system out.

This might do:
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/s/so/sol_one/453615_happy_muddy_ball.jpg

...what is that? It looks like a worm-encrusted basketball shaped melon.

...what is that? It looks like a worm-encrusted basketball shaped melon.
Eh? It's clearly a squidgy green ball in a pool of mud...

This might do:
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/s/so/sol_one/453615_happy_muddy_ball.jpg

By the by, what do you like on your tacos?

By the by, what do you like on your tacos?


The best tacos are softshelled flour or corn tacos with coarse ground taco beef, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and salsa. Finished off with either guacamole or sour cream. Never both. *nod*

The best tacos are softshelled flour or corn tacos with coarse ground taco beef, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and salsa. Finished off with either guacamole or sour cream. Never both. *nod*

My soft shelled tacos look like burritos...

My soft shelled tacos look like burritos...

There's nothing wrong with that. :)

The best tacos are softshelled flour or corn tacos with coarse ground taco beef, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and salsa. Finished off with either guacamole or sour cream. Never both. *nod*

You are completely and totally wrong.

The best tacos are hardshelled blue corn with shredded chicken, hard cheddar cheese, iceburg lettuce, and sour cream. No guacamole, no salsa, and definitely no freakin' tomatoes.

You are completely and totally wrong.

The best tacos are hardshelled blue corn with shredded chicken, hard cheddar cheese, iceburg lettuce, and sour cream. No guacamole, no salsa, and definitely no freakin' tomatoes.

I find it slightly disturbing that a discussion about vasectomy turned into one about tacos in only four pages.

You are completely and totally wrong.

The best tacos are hardshelled blue corn with shredded chicken, hard cheddar cheese, iceburg lettuce, and sour cream. No guacamole, no salsa, and definitely no freakin' tomatoes.
You're arguing with LG about tacos? Talk about punching above your weight.
I find it slightly disturbing that a discussion about vasectomy turned into one about tacos in only four pages.
Why? Tacos have an important role in the whole vasectomy process.

Why? Tacos have an important role in the whole vasectomy process.

Don't tell me more. I just had an interesting mental picture concerning
sour cream.

you should ask them to install some add-ons while your there…

I’m thinking maybe a radio

Or a chainsaw.

Don't tell me more. I just had an interesting mental picture concerning
sour cream.
Only sour cream? Or were there juicy tomatoes as well? ;)

you should ask them to install some add-ons while your there…

I’m thinking maybe a radio

iPod or MP3

Ouch. Good luck, I hope everything goes ok. I'm not sure I could do something like that.

iPod or MP3

iPods are mp3 players :rolleyes:

So I've heard, supposedly it could take as many as twenty orgasms or three weeks to get all the wigglies out. I wonder if it's a 'whichever comes first' thing, because I can accomplish the former in one good weekend. :D

Hmm, everything I've read said more like 2-3 months, and then have a check to make sure there's a zero sperm count. Of course, that'd be a free NHS vasectomy, so maybe you get what you pay for?

I've been considering having one myself. I see no reason to want children (there's a thread in that, as and when I can be bothered), and I do worry considerably about it.
But, reversal is expensive and unreliable, and being only 25 there's plenty of time to get hit on the head by a meteorite or something and decide that children do have positive aspects. But, if I don't, shit is significantly more likely to happen.
And freezing sperm costs a small fortune.

*Sigh* Decisions, decisions...

You're arguing with LG about tacos? Talk about punching above your weight.

Why? Tacos have an important role in the whole vasectomy process.

It's not an argument unless the Goofster rebuts my claim. Thus far, he has yet to do so.

And it's two pages. Learn to set your post per page number to the maximum, people.

iPod or MP3*imagines the "port" that LG would need to plug into in order to download songs*

iPods are mp3 players :rolleyes:

In the same way CD+R are CD-R, well, more in the same way the Gamegear and Gameboy are handheld systems.. They are both mp3 players and store and play music, but iPods have tons of third party iPod specific add-ons that arn't designed for any other mp3 player brand.

I find it slightly disturbing that a discussion about vasectomy turned into one about tacos in only four pages.

Yet somehow oh, so right. :)

You are completely and totally wrong.

The best tacos are hardshelled blue corn with shredded chicken, hard cheddar cheese, iceburg lettuce, and sour cream. No guacamole, no salsa, and definitely no freakin' tomatoes.

Well, hardshells are personal preference, and chicken while delightful, is not the standard of taco fillings. Nevertheless, I won't press these.

However, your choice of hard cheddar cheese is obscene. Cheddar doesn't melt right. The cheese must be placed directly on top of the meat so as to become nice and melty. Monterey Jack is by far the tastiest and meltiest taco cheese. Cheddar is simply out of it's league. Your disdain of salsa makes baby Jesus(pronounced haysoos) cry. :(

Well, hardshells are personal preference, and chicken while delightful, is not the standard of taco fillings. Nevertheless, I won't press these.

However, your choice of hard cheddar cheese is obscene. Cheddar doesn't melt right. The cheese must be placed directly on top of the meat so as to become nice and melty. Monterey Jack is by far the tastiest and meltiest taco cheese. Cheddar is simply out of it's league. Your disdain of salsa makes baby Jesus(pronounced haysoos) cry. :(

... can you two stop it... I find it disturbing that I'm getting hungry in a thread about the ol snipperoo.

... can you two stop it... I find it disturbing that I'm getting hungry in a thread about the ol snipperoo.

Tacos and Testicles. Sounds like a Disney project gone horribly wrong. :)

I hope I at least break a scalpel or two. :)

That's why reciprocating saws were invented...Ouch.

Not to mention the incredible difference in risk between major surgery with a general anesthesia and a minor procedure with a local and a week's worth of happy pills. :)

When you mentioned local there, at first I imagined the village butcher cutting your tubes or something.

Tacos and Testicles. Sounds like a Disney project gone horribly wrong. :)

or one for their other movie machine.... Miramax.


when an experiment goes horribly wrong, a lovable Icon is mutated when the DNA of El Chucabra is introduced into the blood stream of a lovable Chihuahua...
'Yo Quero Taco Testicles"

Border Run... coming to a theatre near you!

Of course, now it's 15 years later, I'm divorced and my girlfriend and I want to have kids and it's going to be expensive (assuming it can happen at all).

Oh wow, that sucks! I've never run into a guy who's had this done that ever wanted kids after.

oh yeah, and don't have unprotected sex until you go back in for them to check stuff out.........

Oh god, wouldn't that be wonderful, "finally, we don't have to worry about pregnancy!"

And then, nine months later...more twins...

Oh god, wouldn't that be wonderful, "finally, we don't have to worry about pregnancy!"

And then, nine months later...more twins...

... their first time has one child...

their second time had twins...

if there was a third time, I call Triplets! :D

you can compare notes with me if you want to

Incidentally, while looking for taco sprite inspriation, I found this.

http://www.txmafia.com/cellblock/flash/1087.swf

I want my time back for watching that.

you can compare notes with me if you want to

I couldn't remember if you'd done that or not...

I couldn't remember if you'd done that or not...

yeah - we dont want kids and its nice not to worry about it and her not having to take BC pills

Tacos and Testicles. Sounds like a Disney project gone horribly wrong. :)
Or horribly right...............?
yeah - we dont want kids and its nice not to worry about it and her not having to take BC pills

Probably works out cheaper too. One operation VS many many pills.

Or horribly right...............?


Probably works out cheaper too. One operation VS many many pills.



my insurance paid for it and deemed it medically necessary! that was sweet

Oh god, wouldn't that be wonderful, "finally, we don't have to worry about pregnancy!"

And then, nine months later...more twins...

that actually happened to a friend of mine, they had 4 girls and gave up, couldn't afford any more kids, so he got snipped, and then a month later she finds out she is pregnant, a month after that she finds out they are twins, and then when they are born........two boys.

I'm taking the bullets out of the gun next week. That's right, I'm getting a vasectomy. What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

One of my best friends offered to do it for free with a baseball bat. Ah, friendship. :)

Are you going to put a few swimmers on ice, just in case?

I'm taking the bullets out of the gun next week. That's right, I'm getting a vasectomy. What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

One of my best friends offered to do it for free with a baseball bat. Ah, friendship. :)

Dude....why?!?!?!

Dude....why?!?!?!


Doesn't want kiddies?


And doesn't care whether or not his girlfriend swallows?

Doesn't want kiddies?

He already has some.

And doesn't care whether or not his girlfriend swallows?

After a vasectomy men still ejaculate.

LG disappoints me.:(

Well, hardshells are personal preference, and chicken while delightful, is not the standard of taco fillings. Nevertheless, I won't press these.

However, your choice of hard cheddar cheese is obscene. Cheddar doesn't melt right. The cheese must be placed directly on top of the meat so as to become nice and melty. Monterey Jack is by far the tastiest and meltiest taco cheese. Cheddar is simply out of it's league. Your disdain of salsa makes baby Jesus(pronounced haysoos) cry. :(
I'd continue to press this, but I shall honor the request to stop since this is a thread about vasectomies.

I'm taking the bullets out of the gun next week. That's right, I'm getting a vasectomy. What stunning irony that I would need surgery to remove me from the genepool. :p

One of my best friends offered to do it for free with a baseball bat. Ah, friendship. :)

Balls!!!

... their first time has one child...

their second time had twins...

if there was a third time, I call Triplets! :D

I stand by my geometric sequence theory.

I'd continue to press this, but I shall honor the request to stop since this is a thread about vasectomies.

Perhaps there will be a Taco thread on the horizon. :)

LG disappoints me.:(

I've been assured that I will be the same wacko I've always been. My wigglies will simply be a collector's item. :)

I've been assured that I will be the same wacko I've always been. My wigglies will simply be a collector's item. :)

You MUST reproduce! :(

You MUST reproduce! :(

Three is plenty. I've been told that any more may damage space-time. *nod*

Three is plenty. I've been told that any more may damage space-time. *nod*

Bwah! All you need is better insurence. *dittoly nods*

After a vasectomy men still ejaculate.

How the hell does that work?

Three is plenty. I've been told that any more may damage space-time. *nod*

Damage, or improve?

How the hell does that work?

Either very poor surgical technique, that's actually true, or he just wanted to shoot down my witty jape.

How the hell does that work?

they cut off the tube that supplies the sperm, not the one that supplies the other stuff in the ejaculate.

didn't you take anatomy?

didn't you take anatomy?

Not yet, I'll be taking that in my senior year. :p

they cut off the tube that supplies the sperm, not the one that supplies the other stuff in the ejaculate.

didn't you take anatomy?

You mean we don't get little wriggly tentacle things anymore? :(

Since after all, who doesn't want wriggly microorganisms that look vaguely like earthworms covering your body?

And that "other stuff" is called semen. Apparently you didn't remember all of anatomy.

Not yet, I'll be taking that in my senior year. :p
oh, well, you are forgiven.

You mean we don't get little wriggly tentacle things anymore? :(

Since after all, who doesn't want wriggly microorganisms that look vaguely like earthworms covering your body?

And that "other stuff" is called semen. Apparently you didn't remember all of anatomy.

actually that's the generic term for all of it.

"The components of semen come from two sources: sperm, and "seminal plasma". Seminal plasma, in turn, is produced by contributions from the seminal vesicle, prostate, and bulbourethral glands."

seminal plasma is the "other stuff", but I wasn't trying to get too technical, being as he didn't seem to have a grasp of the inner workings of his own body.

The Snip huh?

Been there. Done that. And, uhh, make sure you have a fresh razor for your preparations for the big day (doctors generally insist that you groom yourself first.)

Because there are some places you really don't want razor burn.....


trust me.

Three is plenty. I've been told that any more may damage space-time. *nod*

but you have to produce enough Goofballs to have at least one on every continent... including the Sub-Continents.

The Snip huh?

Been there. Done that. And, uhh, make sure you have a fresh razor for your preparations for the big day (doctors generally insist that you groom yourself first.)

Because there are some places you really don't want razor burn.....


trust me.
oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

:p

oh, well, you are forgiven.



actually that's the generic term for all of it.

"The components of semen come from two sources: sperm, and "seminal plasma". Seminal plasma, in turn, is produced by contributions from the seminal vesicle, prostate, and bulbourethral glands."

seminal plasma is the "other stuff", but I wasn't trying to get too technical, being as he didn't seem to have a grasp of the inner workings of his own body.

Sounds like what they say at the end of shows on the Public Broadcasting System: "made possible through contributions from viewers like you!" :p

my insurance paid for it and deemed it medically necessary! that was sweet
It was medically necessary that you not reproduce? I'd take that as a compliment.
I've been assured that I will be the same wacko I've always been. My wigglies will simply be a collector's item. :)
I demand that you sell some on eBay.
Three is plenty. I've been told that any more may damage space-time. *nod*
I think you mean "further damage space-time".

I'd never do it,personally.

My wife had a tubal when she had our last child.

I'd never do it,personally.
why not?

My wife had a tubal when she had our last child.

that has a much higher failure rate than a vasectomy.

why not?



that has a much higher failure rate than a vasectomy.



I wont risk any disruption with my equipment.

If it fails and she gets pregnant, then so be it. It would have happened by now, I think.

I wont risk any disruption with my equipment.
so you would put your wife through major surgery and pain, after she already popped out a few kids for you, because you don't want to "risk any disruption with your equipment".

Seriously the whole freaking procedure took 20 minutes, he was back to work after 2 days.

:rolleyes:

*is thankful for her husband*

I wont risk any disruption with my equipment.

If it fails and she gets pregnant, then so be it. It would have happened by now, I think.

That's kind of like assuming you're going to live forever because you haven't died yet.

so you would put your wife through major surgery and pain, after she already popped out a few kids for you, because you don't want to "risk any disruption with your equipment".

Seriously the whole freaking procedure took 20 minutes, he was back to work after 2 days.

:rolleyes:

*is thankful for her husband*

Calm down,there,Smunkee. It was my wife's choice to plan to have it done at the time of her last C-Section. They were already there. It added virtually no additional pain or discomfort for her.
I wouldnt ask her to do it and I wouldnt have it done to myself. She proposed she have the procedure done at the same time we had the
C-Section scheduled. The doctor explained everything to us and I agreed with her choice after considering the risks.

It was ultimately her idea and her choice and I supported her decision. The same way I would have if she decided not to have it done.

Take a deep breath.

I have a freind that had a vasectomy that didnt go so well. That led him to research and cases that he made me familiar with.

I avoid any unecessary procedures.

That's kind of like assuming you're going to live forever because you haven't died yet.

No-in the past, she has gotten pregnant immediately after unprotected sex.

Its been just over two years now since she had it done and no pregnancy.

Why? DONT DO IT!

No-in the past, she has gotten pregnant immediately after unprotected sex.

Its been just over two years now since she had it done and no pregnancy.

I stand by my statement. "It would have happened by now" most certainly does not mean it won't.

That's kind of like assuming you're going to live forever because you haven't died yet.

why not... "so far my plan to live forever is working!" :D