NationStates Jolt Archive

So... Just to peface this, I sm having problems seeing the screen, so blame spellings errors on account of that.

My friends dog just stepped through a cup.

Anyways, I love you guys. What's everyone doing tonight?

I gotta get laid, beaufiful bepople.

lol, they sound fun

I just had a nap, and my right contact lens is playing up, so I'm pretty much seeing the same thing as you do.

And getting laid doesn't sound like a bad idea either.

And getting laid doesn't sound like a bad idea either.
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/historyofus/web01/features/see_it_now/images/45.353.jpg
"Getting laid--always a good decision."

I'm on alcohol. :)

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http://www.pbs.org/wnet/historyofus/web01/features/see_it_now/images/45.353.jpg
"Getting laid--always a good decision."

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"You'll be ----ing fat chicks in no time!"

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/historyofus/web01/features/see_it_now/images/45.353.jpg
"Getting laid--always a good decision."
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Brilliant!

Shit, I really amc oming down. How gay.

Should I take more?

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. No one responds to my posts over 50% of the time, and usually the thread just disappears. It's like I have the bubonic plague, only in the forum of an internet virus.

Well, if that's the way it's gonna be, I'll infect all your computers, motherfuckers. Prepare to see bubonic blue screens at any moment.

Shit, I really amc oming down. How gay.

Should I take more?

yeh.





what is it?

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. No one responds to my posts over 50% of the time, and usually the thread just disappears. It's like I have the bubonic plague, only in the forum of an internet virus.

Well, if that's the way it's gonna be, I'll infect all your computers, motherfuckers. Prepare to see bubonic blue screens at any moment.

I know how you feel.

I also feel as if I'm on the ignore list of 90% of the people here.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. No one responds to my posts over 50% of the time,
Who are you?

Shit, I really amc oming down. How gay. If by gay, you mean "totally fabulous" then great. If by 'gay' you intoxicatedly mean 'sucks' then just say 'sucks' or this fag hag is going to beat you down.

Shit, I really amc oming down. How gay.

Should I take more?

No.

Go to bed.

I'm on lack of sleep. :eek:


I know how you feel.

I also feel as if I'm on the ignore list of 90% of the people here.

*Goes "Aaaaaw!"*

*Pointedly ignores*

Itz, what's going on in this thread? People from my ignore list must be posting, I don't see anyone here but you, me and the OP:D

Who are you?

A poster on Nationstates general. See the text to the left of this post for my name, join date and postcount.

If by gay, you mean "totally fabulous" then great. If by 'gay' you intoxicatedly mean 'sucks' then just say 'sucks' or this fag hag is going to beat you down.

This is a totally fabulous thread. For seriously.

Itz, what's going on in this thread? People from my ignore list must be posting, I don't see anyone here but you, me and the OP:D

OMG, I knew it.

So, one thread down, a hundred or so to go. I wonder if I can kill them all.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/Greill/samuell.jpg

"You'll be ----ing fat chicks in no time!"

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"Hey man! I don't discriminate! Everyone can get a piece of the Stifmeister!"

I hate my life. Perhaps I'll become a troll.

Attention whores who wallow in self-pity get no love.

Attention whores who wallow in self-pity get no love.

That sounds like encouragement to me.

BTW: Sure, don't ever reply to my posts, and when I complain, call me attention whore.

I guess I am a whore. I go really cheap, though, so you won't need to flex your budget significantly for a night of kinky sex, with a 75% chance of STDs the next morning.

I hate my life. Perhaps I'll become a troll.

Why?! Oh, the humanity! :eek:

Why?! Oh, the humanity! :eek:

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That sounds like encouragement to me.

BTW: Sure, don't ever reply to my posts, and when I complain, call me attention whore.

I guess I am a whore. I go really cheap, though, so you won't need to flex your budget significantly for a night of kinky sex, with a 75% chance of STDs the next morning.

stop being so depressive, it's boring. there's probably only about ten people out of the hundreds on here who actually reply to my posts. sometimes i go for several days without a reply if i'm not on when they are. you've been here longer than me, surely you've realised that is just the way of nsg.

Be Happy

stop being so depressive, it's boring. there's probably only about ten people out of the hundreds on here who actually reply to my posts. sometimes i go for several days without a reply if i'm not on when they are. you've been here longer than me, surely you've realised that is just the way of nsg.

Not for the popular people ...

Sorry for boring you, I guess I'll go into a corner here and drink a liter of carbonic acid.

Not for the popular people ...

Sorry for boring you, I guess I'll go into a corner here and drink a liter of carbonic acid.

well you're not exactly a prolific poster. it takes a while to get noticed and establish a rapport with a few people.

you sound like my mum threatening suicide like that. if it wasn't for the originality of the method i'd be thinking my mum had finally worked out what the internet was and got sucked into nsg.

well you're not exactly a prolific poster. it takes a while to get noticed and establish a rapport with a few people.

you sound like my mum threatening suicide like that. if it wasn't for the originality of the method i'd be thinking my mum had finally worked out what the internet was and got sucked into nsg.

That's a good point.

Don't worry, I'm totally joking. Not that anyone cares, because you all hate me.

Not for the popular people ...

Sorry for boring you, I guess I'll go into a corner here and drink a liter of carbonic acid.

Learn to accept that you will never be 'Forum Royalty', once you accept that it becomes a lot easier to realise that you don't really want to be anyway.

Don't worry, I'm totally joking. Not that anyone cares, because you all hate me.

yeh, my mum does that too. slightly freaked out now <.< >.> :p

anyway, i've had a look in a few threads open just now, you're getting plenty of replies.

Haha, Chellis on drugs. Drug-user, drug-user!

I'll be on drugs too. Well, not drugs. Poison. Alcohol doesn't really stimulate opiate or endorphin or serotonin like real drugs, instead it just kills brain cells by poisoning them with its toxic chemical compound, hence "intoxication." So I'm gonna go do some poison, CYA.

yeh, my mum does that too. slightly freaked out now <.< >.> :p

anyway, i've had a look in a few threads open just now, you're getting plenty of replies.

I know, how did general get so much traffic all of a sudden?? Apparently, there is a correlation between the number of posts I make at once and the frequency of replies. This cheers me up.

Learn to accept that you will never be 'Forum Royalty', once you accept that it becomes a lot easier to realise that you don't really want to be anyway.

I'd settle for a neutral position.

I know, how did general get so much traffic all of a sudden?? Apparently, there is a correlation between the number of posts I make at once and the frequency of replies. This cheers me up.

Well it could either be that whenever we see you post, we just jump for joy and cum in our pants, or maybe it's just all a big coincidence and you're really not all that popular. :p

Well it could either be that whenever we see you post, we just jump for joy and cum in our pants, or maybe it's just all a big coincidence and you're really not all that popular. :p

Thanks a lot, now I'm depressed again. Jerk.

I know, how did general get so much traffic all of a sudden?? Apparently, there is a correlation between the number of posts I make at once and the frequency of replies. This cheers me up.

funny that, eh? o_0

there seems to have been a significant increase in the number of people online since new year. before that the number of people online rarely seemed to go near 400 now it's regularly well over that.

Thanks a lot, now I'm depressed again. Jerk.

Your welcome, my goal is to make everyone as bitter and as cynical as I am, one person at a time. :D

Thanks a lot, now I'm depressed again. Jerk.

NSG is a passive-aggressive hate-fest.

If you can't take the heat, get out of the lava pits.

Your welcome, my goal is to make everyone as bitter and as cynical as I am, one person at a time. :D

Oh, well, in that case, you fail. Look at my cheery smilies, loser:

:) :D :) :D :) :p

Oh, well, in that case, you fail. Look at my cheery smilies, loser:

:) :D :) :D :) :p

Listen Betty, You can put up all the cheery smile you want, but we all know that it's a front. :p

Listen Betty, You can put up all the cheery smile you want, but we all know that it's a front. :p

You don't like my front? How about we switch positions? I'm a fan of the rusty trombone myself.

You don't like my front? How about we switch positions? I'm a fan of the rusty trombone myself.

lol! and on that note, i'm of to bed. after i've srubbed the mental image from my brain.

lol! and on that note, i'm of to bed. after i've srubbed the mental image from my brain.

Why would you want to do that? I'll bet you've never even seen a picture of me. I'm perfect masturbatory material, I promise, and perfect timing too, since I'm sure you rub one out before bed just like I do.

'Night.

Happy Happy People.

I'm eating Salsa. Yay salsa!

Chips are a nintegreal part of this mix as well.

Happy Happy People.

I'm eating Salsa. Yay salsa!

Chips are a nintegreal part of this mix as well.

You're still high aren't ya?

You're still high aren't ya?

Its our little scret.
But yes.

Its our little scret.
But yes.

So are you smoking marijuana or crack?

Those aren't the only two drug's, you know.

Marijuana.

Those aren't the only two drug's, you know.

Marijuana.

So are you the crack's spider bitch?

pot?
(splutters indignantly)
all this over some pot? i'm stoned more often than not when i'm on this forum
i thought you were tripping, or at least something interesting...

Holy Shit Is That A Fucking Pink Walrus! Sweet Jesus! Get If Off The Keyboard! No, Never Mind. It's John Lennon! I Thought You Were Dead! No! Don't Touch Me Like That...what About Yoko...?

I'm the one hit wonder!

Wonderful!

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. No one responds to my posts over 50% of the time, and usually the thread just disappears. It's like I have the bubonic plague, only in the forum of an internet virus.

Well, if that's the way it's gonna be, I'll infect all your computers, motherfuckers. Prepare to see bubonic blue screens at any moment.

H-hey stay away! Defend me my pixelated minions!

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

Why would you want to do that? I'll bet you've never even seen a picture of me. I'm perfect masturbatory material, I promise, and perfect timing too, since I'm sure you rub one out before bed just like I do.

'Night.
:eek: *rubs eyes* :eek:

That's a good point.

Don't worry, I'm totally joking. Not that anyone cares, because you all hate me.

Worry not dude, you're like, cool, you know? ;)

yeh.

what is it?
I'm placing my bet on MDMA, in which case Chellis is an idiot for wasting this fine opportunity on surfing the internet.

Anyways, I love you guys. What's everyone doing tonight?

i want to go out, but i don't think there is anything to do, so i'll just go to a bar or something.

Well it could either be that whenever we see you post, we just jump for joy and cum in our pants, or maybe it's just all a big coincidence and you're really not all that popular. :p:eek: I thought Catholics had clean mouths!

pot?
(splutters indignantly)
all this over some pot? i'm stoned more often than not when i'm on this forum
i thought you were tripping, or at least something interesting...I thought it was LSD. It seemed to mirror my sister's experience of the drug.

People who do drugs are hip and edgy.

I'm shaking on caffeine* its fun until I remember that I'm suppost to be helping some girl "baby sit" tonight, if that means what I think it does I wish I hadn’t started going to bed at 8

There this should kill this thread

*CTP can’t do illegal drugs now *shakes fists at blood and/or urine tests*

I'm shaking on caffeine* its fun until I remember that I'm suppost to be helping some girl "baby sit" tonight, if that means what I think it does I wish I hadn’t started going to bed at 8

There this should kill this thread

*CTP can’t do illegal drugs now *shakes fists at blood and/or urine tests*Why the blood and urine tests? *raises eyebrows* You must be in the secret service or special branch or GCHQ or something.

Why the blood and urine tests? *raises eyebrows* You must be in the secret service or special branch or GCHQ or something.

Only about to go off for my 2 day interview with the military (I’m shitting myself as it is last time I smoked pot was about 2 months ago!*)

*they can apparently pick it up from 6 months so lets hope the drug policy of “in the past” holds out

Only about to go off for my 2 day interview with the military (I’m shitting myself as it is last time I smoked pot was about 2 months ago!*)

*they can apparently pick it up from 6 months so lets hope the drug policy of “in the past” holds out

You're fine.

I did it 3 weeks before the military tested, and they didn't catch it. Don't worry.

And it was only pot, but I have really low tolerance.

And it was only pot, but I have really low tolerance.

Officially I hate you.

So... Just to peface this, I sm having problems seeing the screen, so blame spellings errors on account of that.

My friends dog just stepped through a cup.

Anyways, I love you guys. What's everyone doing tonight?

I gotta get laid, beaufiful bepople.


They're ALL going to look beautiful to you, oh my darling bepeople!:D

You're fine.

I did it 3 weeks before the military tested, and they didn't catch it. Don't worry.

And it was only pot, but I have really low tolerance.


If they really want to check... they WILL find it in your hair... shave your head NOW! :D

It's true... any chemical in the body goes to the hair w/out a lag time.

If they really want to check... they WILL find it in your hair... shave your head NOW! :D

It's true... any chemical in the body goes to the hair w/out a lag time.

They don't do hair tests, not standard anyways.

Though shaving your head is a fairy good idea anyways. If you don't, they will.

I did it 3 weeks before the military tested, and they didn't catch it. Don't worry.

:eek: I have 3 weeks at least *runs around looking for brownie money*

Another night on drugs!

And it was only pot, but I have really low tolerance.

Pot pot pot, oh lol. I'm a bit of a light-weight to be honest, 2 splifs and I'm stoned, another three and cats start walking through walls. And I can't roll for shit either, I leave it to my mates.

So... Just to peface this, I sm having problems seeing the screen, so blame spellings errors on account of that.

My friends dog just stepped through a cup.

Anyways, I love you guys. What's everyone doing tonight?

I gotta get laid, beaufiful bepople.

We all gotta get laid, man.

Holy Shit Is That A Fucking Pink Walrus! Sweet Jesus! Get If Off The Keyboard! No, Never Mind. It's John Lennon! I Thought You Were Dead! No! Don't Touch Me Like That...what About Yoko...?
Wrong drug.

And seriously, weed? Just weed? Hell man, for a time it was a pretty good bet that I was stoned at any given time while posting here. Shit man, I was hoping it'd be shrums or something, which would make the quoted thing kinda relavent but not, then that'd be something because I've tried to post while shruming and the words keep moving around the screen too much and I can never catch the 'reply' button, it's too crafty.

But as to the 'freaking out the druggie' thing, seriously people-don't bother. You know that 'spaced out' look you get that makes you think you've 'blown their mind?' It's them looking at you wondering why you started talking like an idiot when they're the ones on drugs. At least we have an excuse, is all I'm sayin'...
Pot pot pot, oh lol. I'm a bit of a light-weight to be honest, 2 splifs and I'm stoned, another three and cats start walking through walls. And I can't roll for shit either, I leave it to my mates.
Dude, if it takes you five joints you're either a heavy weight of your weed really sucks. I imagine you're a European, stop rolling tobacco in it...that's just weird anyway...

Pot pot pot, oh lol. I'm a bit of a light-weight to be honest, 2 splifs and I'm stoned, another three and cats start walking through walls. And I can't roll for shit either, I leave it to my mates.

shit that's not lightweight (unless those are shared among 4 or 5 people). i can get stoned off half a spliff to myself if i'm tired. i once had a half a small spliff to take the edge off the morning before going to lunch with my mum and i was so stoned i could barely read the menu. she kept asking me why i smelled funny and i was just giggling at her. it would have been sooo awkward if i was actually capable of noticing.

:eek: I thought Catholics had clean mouths!

Only 'cuz they swallow. :D

It had to be said.

At least I think it did.