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Guess what I read in the local paper yesterday?

A man was charged with possession of child pornography and child molestation. He apparently had a consensual sexual relationship with his daughter, who, among other things, wrote him love letters.

Apparently they had a rough break up. When his daughter was 17, she burned down the house, alledgedly for sexual molesting her and her little sister. The fire killed one of her relatives, and, ironically, her sister. She is serving a minimum of 17 years in prison (On a plea bargain) on charges of voluntary manslaughter, arson, and attempted murder.

The man originally was charged with a lot more, but they dropped them.

I'll try to hunt down a link.

Where do you live...so I can never ever go there.

Let this be a lesson to you: If you're having consentual sex with your father and you decide it's over, don't burn down the house. Go on Jerry Springer's show where you belong. :)

Where do you live...so I can never ever go there.

Home of the University of Iowa. Unfortunately I can't find it on their website. Guess it was print-only.

Also in today's paper was about a woman's children whose children tested positive for cocaine..

And a while back, the woman who knew their drinks were drugged (With "muscle relaxers" They were told) and drank them anyway, than got sexually assaulted while they were unconcious.

And you thought NYC was fucked up...

I'm bored, so I'm gonna bump this thread.

Home of the University of Iowa. Unfortunately I can't find it on their website. Guess it was print-only.

Also in today's paper was about a woman's children whose children tested positive for cocaine..

And a while back, the woman who knew their drinks were drugged (With "muscle relaxers" They were told) and drank them anyway, than got sexually assaulted while they were unconcious.

And you thought NYC was fucked up...

The last thing blow's gonna make you do is pass out.

The last thing blow's gonna make you do is pass out.

Huh? Who is blow?

Guess what I read in the local paper yesterday?


You really read print news? Lemme guess.. communications major? :p

You really read print news? Lemme guess.. communications major? :p

Nah, teenager with nothing better to do in study hall.

Let this be a lesson to you: If you're having consentual sex with your father and you decide it's over, don't burn down the house. Go on Jerry Springer's show where you belong. :)
And then burn Jerry Springer down.

And then burn Jerry Springer down.

Best thing I've read all day!

Scary family. :eek:

And then burn Jerry Springer down.


"YOU CHEATING BITCH! YOU SET ME ON FIRE!"

Bump For Great Justice!

OP

Holy cow! A Donnie Darko-like event happened in your hometown! You should feel special! :D

Holy cow! A Donnie Darko-like event happened in your hometown! You should feel special! :D

I read the wikipedia article on Donnie Darko, and as far as I can tell it has absolutely nothing to do with this situation.

Though I have to see that movie now.

.......
Love is like a flame
It burns you when it's hot
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts

I read the wikipedia article on Donnie Darko, and as far as I can tell it has absolutely nothing to do with this situation.

Though I have to see that movie now.

You haven't seen Donnie Darko? You're missing out, its a cult classic.

(BTW: as no-one answered before, 'blow' isn't a person, its slang for cocaine.)

You haven't seen Donnie Darko? You're missing out, its a cult classic.

(BTW: as no-one answered before, 'blow' isn't a person, its slang for cocaine.)

Cocaine me.

I read the wikipedia article on Donnie Darko, and as far as I can tell it has absolutely nothing to do with this situation.

Though I have to see that movie now.

In the movie, this self-help guru that Donnie's school hired was discovered to be involved in a child porn ring. I figured that was close enough for our purposes. ;)

EDIT: Oh yeah, the porn ring was discovered when Donnie decided to torch the guru's house.

And I hope you got the fuck out of our hometown
-Bowling for Soup

Thought it fit.

As for Donnie Darko, I'm not sure my parents will let me watch it...

And I hope you got the fuck out of our hometown
-Bowling for Soup

Thought it fit.

As for Donnie Darko, I'm not sure my parents will let me watch it...

Hey, hey, who is the master of you?

YOU!

But if it is an issue, wait till you're older. :D

Hey, hey, who is the master of you?

YOU!

But if it is an issue, wait till you're older. :D

I can probably watch it anyway. At least one of my parents doesn't care what I read/watch mostly.

Let me see...
This gives me two reasons not to go to college in Iowa.

1. It's harder to get into than UNO.
2. It's got people so desperate, they are willing to do their own children/parents!

Let me see...
This gives me two reasons not to go to college in Iowa.

1. It's harder to get into than UNO.
2. It's got people so desperate, they are willing to do their own children/parents!

But U of I is a party school. Beyond reason. EVERYONE IS FUCKING DRUNK AND IT'S ANNOYING. There are about 40 gazillion bars downtown.

Iowa?

That's the place that's really green and had $1.83 gas two years ago.

Guess what I read in the local paper yesterday?

A man was charged with possession of child pornography and child molestation. He apparently had a consensual sexual relationship with his daughter, who, among other things, wrote him love letters.

Apparently they had a rough break up. When his daughter was 17, she burned down the house, alledgedly for sexual molesting her and her little sister. The fire killed one of her relatives, and, ironically, her sister. She is serving a minimum of 17 years in prison (On a plea bargain) on charges of voluntary manslaughter, arson, and attempted murder.

The man originally was charged with a lot more, but they dropped them.

I'll try to hunt down a link.

Ok so you live in Utah yes? I'm still debating whether you live in an enclosed Mormon cult, or polyigamist...

But U of I is a party school. Beyond reason. EVERYONE IS FUCKING DRUNK AND IT'S ANNOYING. There are about 40 gazillion bars downtown.

:eek: you have PARTY SCHOOLS? here i am, learning about chemistry and fysics and microbiology and you guys have a party school.

And then burn Jerry Springer down.

I certainly wouldn't stop you. :)

:eek: you have PARTY SCHOOLS? here i am, learning about chemistry and fysics and microbiology and you guys have a party school.

No party school for me. I intend to go to accelerated med at University of Michigan.


Undergrad+Med School in 5 years=t3h win.

Guess what I read in the local paper yesterday?

A man was charged with possession of child pornography and child molestation. He apparently had a consensual sexual relationship with his daughter, who, among other things, wrote him love letters.

Apparently they had a rough break up. When his daughter was 17, she burned down the house, alledgedly for sexual molesting her and her little sister. The fire killed one of her relatives, and, ironically, her sister. She is serving a minimum of 17 years in prison (On a plea bargain) on charges of voluntary manslaughter, arson, and attempted murder.

The man originally was charged with a lot more, but they dropped them.

I'll try to hunt down a link.

Wtf?

I've heard of girl-dad porn but...wow, shit. This is some crazy-ass shit, Zarakon. Even DCD would be surprised.

Wtf?

I've heard of girl-dad porn but...wow, shit. This is some crazy-ass shit, Zarakon. Even DCD would be surprised.

Umm...dare I ask what girl-dad porn is?

Oh, it's porn with a younger girl and an older man, isn't it?

Speaking of which, I'm surprised DCD hasn't posted yet. This seems like his thing.

Huh? Who is blow?

Blow, Coke, Yayo... its Cocaine man!

No party school for me. I intend to go to accelerated med at University of Michigan.


Undergrad+Med School in 5 years=t3h win.

wow, what a coincidence, i'm in med school, well i study medicine, i don't know if there is anything like a special med school here.
maybe you want to swap? ;)

Umm...dare I ask what girl-dad porn is?

Oh, it's porn with a younger girl and an older man, isn't it?

Speaking of which, I'm surprised DCD hasn't posted yet. This seems like his thing.

It's actually porn with a teenage girl and her dad. Or that's the way it's advertised. I've never actually seen it, and I don't plan to. Just the thought of it can be mentally scarring.

And DCD still hasn't posted? Where's he been? The moon?

And DCD still hasn't posted? Where's he been? The moon?

Wouldn't surprise me.

Nah, it's actually porn with a teenage girl and her dad. Or that's the way it's advertised.

...Why do you know this?

...Why do you know this?

Rule #34 strikes again!

Rule #34 strikes again!

Ah, rule 34.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f4/200px-Rule34.jpg

For those of you who can't read it, he's saying "Calvin and Hobbes?"

And yes, there is porn of calvin and hobbes floating around the internet *shudders*

Wouldn't surprise me.

Roflcopter.

...Why do you know this?

Well, let's just say I've been to places you wouldn't wanna know.

Roflcopter.



Well, let's just say I've been to places you wouldn't wanna know.

www.incestousfatherdaughter.com?

Yes, there is all kind of porn.

I´ve found a site where all the girls are pretending to be sleeping. Its for people who have fantasies of having sex with sleeping people.

I´ve also found one where the girls are pretending to be dead :rolleyes:

Also every single species that had the unfortune of being created with a dick had the honor of being fucked by a female human.

Also every single species that had the unfortune of being created with a dick had the honor of being fucked by a female human.

Yeah, but they still get pleasure out of it, as far as I know. Plus we all get the satisfaction of hearing about woman who died while a horse was screwing them.

www.incestousfatherdaughter.com?

Nah.

naughty.com

Mostly go for lesbian non-incest instead, though.

Yeah, but they still get pleasure out of it, as far as I know. Plus we all get the satisfaction of hearing about woman who died while a horse was screwing them.

Catherine the Great.

That's not actually true, ya know.